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Anybody getting baked right now? Pic related. Eating a steak too.
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>>689961159
>Magic meme box
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Just finished smoking and waiting for a pizza i bought
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>>689961159
oh god magic flight vape is SO GOOD.
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stoner from germany here! what is this magic thing you got there? i also whant one... please tell me more op!
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Why do stoners feel the need to let everyone know that they smoke weed? Not even mad just genuinely curious, you see that shit everywhere
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>>689961804
What are the weed laws in Germany like?
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>>689961836
So asking if other people smoke weed is "feeling the need to let everyone know that you smoke weed"?
im not op
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Hi friends from Plymouth UK! Anyone know of any funny YouTube vids like big lez
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>>689961842
If caught smoking it you get raped by Muslim refugees
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>>689961804
Magic Flight vape
It's really amazing.
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>>689962183
found the /pol/ user.
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>>689961842
illegal...no free shops like netherlands or california etc... you got a few gramms free if the cops are catch you, you got stress with them but no judge will put you in jail for 5g or such... every country has its own limits... berlin for example 30g, in bavaria only 1-2g or you fucked :P

i found this thing, 100€ - is it the money worth? if got a e-zig, its the same function?
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>>689962349
How much better is it over a well rolled j?
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>>689962183
what a fag...
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shut up you fat nigger
eat your steak you negrodomis
you hall of niggerdom
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>>689962534
have you used a vapourizer before? It's just like a mini vape.
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>>689962349
>Magic Flight vape

thx - found it on amazon... really nice device...
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>>689962624
I get ya
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ASSVbOkyQ
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>>689962496
... no country, i mean state... sorry
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I love my MFLP. This is OP.
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>>689961159

I hope you die in a fire you son of a whore. I haven't had weed in 7 years and my life has been so fucking miserable without it.
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Dude I loved the flight box, someone stole it though
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>>689961836
Why do people feel the post to porn? Why do people feel the need to post anything? Either wanting attention or to be social. Pretty dumb question.
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>>689961836
humans are social and yearn to feel some kinship with others.
You fucking anti-social neckbeard.
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>>689962979
Why don't you go and get some weed man? No point in ruining other peoples fun just because you're sad and miserable
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>>689961159
weird pipe dude
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>>689962979
You are a future me. I just got a job as an airline pilot. I'm just a few weeks into my position of not being able to smoke for the foreseeable future and it fucking suckkkkssss

Why did I have to choose one of the few professions with random drug testing...
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>>689961159
Yup
Piping some Northern lights bigbud, bud
-_-
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>>689962590
>>689962400
niggers detected
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>>689963520
Vapouriser
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>>689961159
Just smoking some fire sunset sherbet with northern light hash trying to get them good vibes.
Got laid off so after I finish what I got I am going to take a break.
Pic totes related gotta love Washington
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>>689964484
Douche flute™
Kek
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>>689964551
Fucking speak english dude ffs
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>>689961159
Get a Davinci Ascent, sooo much better. You don't have to shake it like an autist after every few draws.
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Im gonna experience the first drug deal of my life tomorrow. I don't know the seller personally.
What should I remember?
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Got 25 blunts rolled up each with about a gram of white walker OG in them. Going to go fishing with some buddies of mine
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>>689964723
>just smoking some [strain name] with [strain name] hash, trying to get good vibes
>got [fired] so after I finish what I have I'm gonna take a break
>pic totally related got to love washington

literally not hard at all, plenty of niggers speak worse than him, calm your shit. This is a stoner thread, be cool
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>>689964723
>I'm smoking really good weed and hash
>lost job yesterday
>a tolerance break starts soon
>I love living in Washington.
That more your speed son?
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>>689961159
Any growfags who can diagnose what's going on with my leaves? just gave FF Nutes
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>>689964723
I read what he said just fine. Learn your lingo son, no room for autists in here.
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>>689961159
I'm thinking about buying a vape for weed, how different is the high from regular smoking? I've heard some people say it's less "complete" than smoking
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>>689965965
I don't know what I'm looking at. Made me kek though
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>>689966675
few lighter spots on leaves, also crackly leave pattern
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>>689966652
It feels a bit weird if you're used to smoking. Just like eating edible weed stuffs gives you a different kinda body high than smoking.
Vaping felt a little "lighter" but it got me high all the same basicly.
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eating a bacon donut in ohio and smoking
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Dude have you ever vaped weed and it tastes like a steak. I swear I can't be the only one.
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>>689966928
Steak or burnt popcorn for me
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>>689966652
Its more of a head high with little to no couch lock.
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>>689966652
No op, but I can confirm vape is a good way to go. The high is the same, most people say it's less of a body high but if you want a body high, just eat some. You'll save a lot on vaping, I can get high af off three bowls, which equals the same amount I'd put in a joint.

They are quite expensive though, and you get what you buy. I love mine and if it broke I wouldn't hesitate getting a new one.
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>>689961159
Fucking loved my mflb before it got confiscated by the police. Im thinking about replacing it with an Arizer Solo or Firewood 3.0
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Gonna buy weed f2f for the first time today from a total stranger, what should I remember?

I don't want to get robbed/beaten up
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>>689967238
Damn, I love the couch lock feeling. I'll probably try it out anyway, I can't afford to stink up my apartment with smoke.
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I'm vaping right now and I just ate a big ass burger with some tomato soup.
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>>689965731
Nice rolls but why do you need 25 blunts just to fish? You basically have a fucking O to go fishing
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If you vape I automatically asume you like a dick in your ass
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>>689967572
don't be skittish, be as cool as you can
if you're in a location that allows it, inspect the produce. if it looks like some of the pics in this thread, you have good shit. If it looks like powdered oregano you've got yourself some brickweed. You can always walk away without transacting, but you'll probably do the deal either way, in which case you'll have to acquiesce to whatever the guy names as his price
Lrn2darknet for future purchases
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Indiana reporting in. Baking with a bong tonight. After I finish this bowl, I'll probably roll a j or grab my onie and walk in the park and smoke a little before it gets dark
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>>689967572
You're buy weed. Soo... remember to get dressed and brush your teeth and you should be good to go.
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>>689967658
If you vape enough you will for sure get couch lock. The higher the temperature of the vape the greater chance of couch lock
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>>689967962
I still live with my parents (im 19) so I don't want to order weed to my address since in my country a drug package with ur name on it is a valid reason for a search warrant.

It would be a fucking nightmare if suddenly 6 cops raided my house and seized computers
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>>689967858
not Tryna sound like a faggot but I'm one of those people who smokes weed like they're cigarettes. All 25 will be gone by the end of the evening for sure. Got dabs too haha
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>>689967402
Good deal, any portable vapes you'd reccomend? Also, my tolerance is 0 so I can barely smoke any and be stoned. I'm all about conserving weed though
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>>689968530
The magic flight launch box like the on OP posted is perfect
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>>689968361
I mean I smoke a lot too but eventually I just stop feeling high if I smoke too much. 25 is just a waste of money
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>>689968361

Does it really not smoke you straight when you smoke that much? I seriously stop feeling stoned when I smoke too much.
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>>689968807

Haha, whoops. I didn't see someone else posted the same.
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>>689968807
I'm an entrepreneur of the cannabis sorts here in Houston, money and my consumption do not bother me much. Plus i enjoy smoking out my few good friends, it's a social thing when I roll this much
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>>689967858
>You basically have a fucking O to go fishing
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yes OP, currently using my MFLB too!
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>>689969094
I've never been smoked straight haha, well one time I did a snake dab (like 1.4gs) and after that I felt nearly sober just because I was coughing for half an hour lol
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>>689969274
Same up in jersey. Growfag here. shhhhhhhhhh
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>>689969427

Man, I'm glad I don't have your imperviousness. I would be broke if I smoked that much.
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>>689968361
I used to have a roommate like that..everyday like 30+ blunts & only blunts. Piles of swisher guts everywhere. Im sure it had to be the nicotine keeping him stuck on those. I seriously wonder if he got stoned anymore at all.
Anyway I just got a new baitcaster a few days ago. What are you gonna go fishing for?
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>>689969274

Ah, that explains it! You have access to your own weed. I've thought about trying to grow my own plant, but feel relatively certain I'd fuck it up. I have like the opposite of a green thumb.
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>>689961159
I'm getting baked too in this hot Florida weather
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>>689969520
Forreal?? Got any runners? I have three no life's that make round trips out of NorCal and west CO for me. Pretty sweet gig honestly. They make good money too. I'm giving them three stacks per delivery and keeps my supply top shelf and stocked at all times.

Side note, just got my hydraulic rosin press and been squeezing out hella slabs which is a lot of fun, since you grow you should try it out lol
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>>689969802
Dude sweet rods, and down here in Texas I mainly go for redfish/flounder or cats (not hardheads though). Mostly anything I don't mind gutting and eating with my boys haha. And i mainly just take dabs, but the herb will always be my first love so when I do smoke the leafy green goddess, I do it heavily haha
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Last time I went fishing I came off of a 1 month T-break and I swear when I smoked just one joint it was like I was tripping on acid.

Like full fractal patterns and everything. This is back when I was real big into n-bombs too though.

Has anybody else had this?
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>>689969520
Very nice operation anon, but unfortunately i've yet to scale that high. Soon though bro. At the moment i have 3 tents, each a month apart. and have been taught some useful guerrilla lolipopping/suppercropping techniques that i use to pump out a half pound per plant, every 30 days Glad to hear it's working out good for you brother, stay safe.
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>>689971270
What are your opinions on the new "drug sniffing car" that is able to locate weed grows/meth labs?
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>>689971581
Meh, Very new technology.
>University of North Texas
They're on to you m8 run haha
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>>689963590
Probably for the hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.
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>>689970501
Right on bud:) I haven't caught a good catfish in forever. It seems like whenever I go bass fishing I end up catching everything besides bass. Its still fun and I gotta admit, I fried up some bluegill lastweek....totally forgot how good the crunchy tails are.
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>>689968324
I live with mine too. I just comes in a standard letter with your name on. No reason for others to raise suspicion. Customer feedback is like amazon too, so you can find which vendors have the best operational security and stealth. Seriously I would look into it if I were you. I have bought probably 50 odd times over 5 or so different marketplaces over the last 2 years and no regrets here
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Sadly not. I can't endure any more jail time, so I stick with wine.
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>>689971581
>>689971990
Also thank god for carbon filters
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>>689967572
What is f2f?
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>>689973116
face to face
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>>689972164
I assume you live in the US?
I know what you mean but I seriously don't want to risk a fucking home search because of like 5grams of weed.

IMO in the US you'll just get a letter that they found drugs and that's here, here it's a home search and cops seize your computers and phone
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>>689973720

That's rough, man. In the US it varies from state to state, but there's not a lot of focus on weed from a federal standpoint, unless it's a big distribution operation.
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>>689972163
Bruh, I wish you were down here in Houston lol. I'd smoke you out fat as fuck, you seem really cool, anyone who appreciates weed and fishing is a stand up guy in my book haha
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>>689973720
seriously man the amount of people that use darknet markets, as long as you're not selling or bulk buying cops don't give half a single shit. Everyone's opsec is tight too (most people's anyway), which means even if the vendor you buy off gets v&, they won't have kept your home address, and the cops defintiely wont be able to see any private messages you send (as long as you learn how to use GPG encryption properly)

go to r/darknetmarketnoobs to start if you're curious
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>>689974070
Yeah, here cops tend to walk drug dogs in public places to catch weed smokers.

>>689974234
I know how the DNM works, I've bought acid from it since it's a very safe substance to order (no smell). Here in Finland cops do in fact give a shit if they catch a weed letter in the mail.
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>>689974621

Jesus, what country are you from? That's borderline draconian.
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>>689962824
>>689967089
do you have the one where the guy is walking while high and looks down at something at the floor and the panels show a zooming in of it and it's the planet he's standing on?
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First comment on 4chan. hell ya im gettting baked
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>>689975149
Finland.
Here's a video of the drug dog walking I mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKSbx_r8SoU
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>>689963378
This. He's probably a guy that never had friends in high school.
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>>689974621
that blows my mind. im taking this legal WA weed for granted
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>>689963378

Even if this wasn't enough, why is it a problem to talk to people about things you enjoy? Do you scream at people who are talking about a TV show they watch?
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>>689975443
sounds like all your words cut off in the middle. SAY A COMPLETE WORD.
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>>689974621
i'm actually UK not US but people definitely aren't so 1984 with the weed laws here like Finland apparently is

but seriously most vendors vacuum seal twice and put that in a moisture lock bag before putting between 2 layers of cardboard and putting a decoy business return to sender address on the letter so it's legit as fuck. Like 98% delivery success rate with most vendors
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>>689975443
what a bunch of faggots. jesus what is this 19 fucking 84 by george orwell?? id move out of that shit hole ASAP
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>>689976198

So I've thought about buying that way in the US, but worry shipping -- do you deliver straight to your home, or ship elsewhere and pick up? I feel like I may be too paranoid, but am curious about what other people do when buying on the dark web
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>>689976117
kek

>>689976198
Yeah I know the risks are quite small but I'm still considering whether the weed is worth the possible home search

>>689976243
Yeah it's 1984 here.

There has been at least one case where a person was convicted of a possession of cannabis or w/e it's called because the cops found a letter containing 5 grams of weed in the mail with his name on it.

There was no proof he actually bought it nor did they find any illegal drugs in his home, but the court decided "it's highly unlikely someone would order controlled substances to someone elses address".

In Finland, you are guilty until proven innocent.
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>>689961159
I would be, but the smoke leaks out of my nose
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>>689976984
holy....fuck get out of there while you still can!!!
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Greetings from Cali
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>>689977215
I will move out of here after getting a free college education.
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>>689977373
lol dude why are you buying weed in single bowl sizes..nut up or shut up
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>>689977423
touche finland, touche.
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>>689977534
>nug up or shut up
Oh, you're one of those "if you don't buy in street amounts, you're a pussy" guys aren't you?

See, here in Cali I can drive 5 minutes to my dispensary.
I like the diversity of strains, I enjoy trying new things.

So, in short, fuck off and enjoy what you enjoy you cunt
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>>689977791
zips or naw! fag
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>>689977952
>zips
you were lost before you even started
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Get on my level
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>>689978369
>get on my level
>posts mid level shatter
Come on man, if you're going to be that cocky, at least look to see if someone in the room has a bigger dick than you
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>>689972163

i been fishin' and smokin'

feels good man.
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>>689978525
>smoking butane
>implying
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>>689977534
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>>689978729
Playing hockey and being baked is amazing
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