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Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>no trolling edition
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>>689960999
25
9
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>>689960999
20
0 virgin fag here
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34
0
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>>689960999
28 and I've lost count.

Most were hookers though.

Once I went to Prague for 2 weeks and fucked a different woman every single night.
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27
6
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24


11 .. would be more but shooting coke and heroin kinda killed sex drive
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>>689960999
19
2
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>>689960999
27
9 used up cunts
last one was my wife
>was
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>>689960999
nice trips, faggot

26
2
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>>689960999
23
3
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33
33
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>>689960999
27
24

mfw it was 0 when i was 23
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63
51-53, lost track some years ago
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>>689960999
18
0
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>>689960999
Checked
Also
>30
>roughly 50
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>>689962271
lol literal cuck
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19: 1
Shout out to Melanie, my "lose virginity after breakup with gf of two years" bitch. Best 5 min of freshman year.
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20
0
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>>689962447
is that the same age you started experiencing hallucinations and delusions anon?
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26
4
>>
>>689960999
27

6

All whales i met online though, I'm not proud.
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22
0
>>
7
24
>>
18
0
>>
>13
>0
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>>689960999
2
12
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>>689960999
> 20 years old
> fucked 8 girls
> 2 girlfriends
> 2 one night stands
> 4 prostitutes

ama
>>
retard
retard
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22
32

No prosts
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>>689962543
>makes assumption
wife started using meth
I left her
The cunts are used up because I used them
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19 2
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>>689962981
what's the best way to roast onion?
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>>689960999
Your age: who cares

Number of women you've fucked: doesnt matter

ive had sex at least a thousand times before i was 18 , since then rather more , numbers mean fuck all , dont let cunts like this pressure you
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>>689960999
>38
>9
>>
>>689960999
26
7
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19
3
dubs says so
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31

41
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>>689963157
Obviously a virgin
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41
7
>>
>>689963157
>has no idea how many days are in a year
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22

Fucked 17
3 of them in the ass
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>>689963076
literally cucked for drugs
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>>689960999
46 yrs

i was a prostitute and they were men but 89
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18.
0.
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>>689961941
Underage & b&
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34
stopped counting but well over 100
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21
10
>>
27. 10.
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>>689963157
alfa pressure bait
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>>689960999
25
25
>>
22
4
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>>689960999
18.
3.
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>>689960999
18 3
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>>689962655
kek
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>>689960999
35
Who knows?

Don't get me wrong, at least half of them were nothing to be proud of, but there have been a lot.
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>>689960999

24
12
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>>689961234
Same
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>>689960999
26
8

only cute/beautiful girls though. some became my girlfriends. pretty proud.
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>>689960999
27

20 women and 2 dudes
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31. A couple thousand.

Vast majority hookers, club sluts, thirsty girls, and escorts.
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>>689963694
>only cute/beautiful girls though
If you think you're having fun now, drop your standards and let the fun REALLY begin.
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>>689960999
>26
>one it was ur mom
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41
0
>>
31
1
and it was a couple of days ago
im just glad i didnt cum right away (lasted 15 minutes)
and i know for a fact that she's in love with me now.
dont know how to act. how the fuck do i deal with this?
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>>689963705
>and 2 dudes
That's really gay, anon.
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>>689963694
GG Anon
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>>689962860
This fucking toddler.
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>20
>
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>>689963750
lol fucking pathetic liar
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>>689963823
and? Thanks for telling us the obvious, bro. You want a cake?
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>>689962909
underage B&
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18 / 3 (2 one n8 stands n 1 GF)
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>>689963820
An hero
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20
1
>>
>>689960999
27
about 20
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>>689963823
I had to fuck their husbands so I could fuck them :/
>>
21
7
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>>689964033
underage!
Mods!@@!@!
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>>689963914

Naw. I have worked all over E and SE Asia, along with Poland and Hungary.

My major hobby for most of my adult life was being a hobbyist.

Now married, no more strange for me.
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25
5
>>
18
6
All of them were friends with benefits situations cuz fuck dating.
>>
18
2
>>
>18
>0

B-But I physically c-can't have sex b-because my penis is too sensitive. T-That makes it OK, r-right guys?
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54 (yes, really)
Estimate about 90 -100 total, mostly escorts, plus about 30 - 40 transsexuals
I traveled for work all over the world, gets lonely in hotel rooms..
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46

~ 75
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>>689963820
Just say you're also in love
>more sex
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>>689964313
Did the trans fuck you or...?
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>>689960999
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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20
3
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>>689964136
how many std's did you get?
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>>689964417
I mostly topped them, let a few fuck me, but it hurts too much to enjoy, IMHO
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19
1

i don't know whether i should feel bad or not. i just dont feel like looking for pussy.
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>>689962981

Why have you decided to visit /b/ on this fine summers day?
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>>689962225
MODS
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>>689963144
you can just wrap it in tinfoil and shove it into the coals on the bbq. But I prefer my onions glazed in some butter, splashed with some red wine.
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>>689962533
MODS
>>
20
0
I've had the chance to fuck 3
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21
6
>>
22.
1.
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>>689964544

Gonorrhea, twice. One of which was a super strain in Cambodia and was a huge bitch to get rid of.

God bless doctors.
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Name:Massive fag
Age:18
Number:12
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>>689960999
20
2

one was a threesome lel
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>>689960999
Age
>25
Number of women fucked
>1
Will post pic if interest.
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>>689960999
>21
>4 before college
>Lost count in college

I just want to fall in love, all women want is sex.
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>>689960999

3 years old.

It's some kind of standard amount for an anonymous gangbanger of the 21st century.
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>>689960999
19
3
>>
32

Lost count when I was 23
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>>689960999
30
Around 50 or 60. Lost count
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51
don't know really, around 80
(yep, I'm an oldfag)
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>>689960999
23
>20 but not really sure
>>
>>689960999
24
1
I'm a one trick kind of pony.
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21
At least 30
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(btw, for all 13yrs out there: if you live a "normal" life you're really going to lost count, hopefully at 25 at least, you fags)
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>>689960999

31
11
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>>689965123
b& bitch
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>>689960999
23
13 but only been with 1 the past 3 years.
>>
23
10
>>
21
7
>>
>>689960999

28
Lost count.
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>>689966482
You can lose count when you're 13 yrs; you just have to go to church.
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25

10 girls, 1 dog
>>
11 turning 12 in a few weeks
I used to count but after so many I lost track. Doesn't help that sometimes there's multiple at once and I am on drugs.
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21
16
>>
>>689960999
19
1 (actual gf)
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>21
>1
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>>689964912
Aren't you a badass.
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0
Feels bad mane
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25
7
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>>689964404
true but ive never been treated this way.
apparently she has had a thing for me for a while now. guess im oblivious to the signals
last night she came over unannounced and we were talking, suddenly she grabs my hand and starts kissing it and getting all close and shit.
feels good but feels weird as fuck as well.
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>>689960999
29
12
>>
19
7
Or was it the other way around.
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24, 7.

Most long term shit. Only one girl I only banged once. Three lasted six months to two years. Havent had sex in two months now. Getting a bit antsy. The weatherman predicted a dry spell.
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30
58
>>
34 years

67 I have plundered
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>>689967849
Doesn't even make sense. I can talk to girls, I'm not totally disgusting, and don't sit there and worship them like I'm desperate. I just don't know how to get them to ride my dick into the sunset. Pls help /b/
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25
0

why has everyone had more sex than me? :(
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>>689966940
I have a list of girls I fucked, I like to have a count
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22
3
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>>689968650
Me too, but it's empty.
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18
3
>>
>>689962512
Same
>>
Thread soundtrack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM&ab_channel=EugeneKomashkov
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>>689962225
liar
>>
>>689968650
Wish I had done this, I tried once to write down from memory and couldn't do it (I am an old geezer)
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>>689960999
21, 1. Yeah, i dont feel good about that. I just havent figured outta how to women yet.
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>>689961671
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Age: 22
Girls banged: 3
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19
5
>>
Just turned 26
Fucked over 110
Slept with four different girls this week, have one coming over tonight. Mostly all from tinder btw.
Ama
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1yo
Been inside 1 woman
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18
14
>>
0
0
>>
>>689960999
18
2
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Age: 19
Women I've fucked: 1
Lost my virginity to her, married her, and already left her. My life has been crazy the past 2 years
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>>689960999
34
0

Nice trips
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20
1
>>
21
6.5
.5 was a thirty seconds blow job when I was twelve from my Vietnamese friend's older sister in the woods. I spurged out and ran away. I only count it because first sexual experience at such a young age.

4 girlfriends
2 one night stands
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>>689969545
hahah wtf
>>
>>689960999
24
6
>>
>>689969354
Noice
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>>689969203
Posts Zelda, doesn't understand why it can't women.
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29
0

I'd like to add that I'm unemployed, fat and don't have really any friends or family that I talk to. Also, I haven't showered since last friday and haven't been outside in weeks.

But on the plus side, I have an impressive collection of frog pictures.
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19
0
>>
>>689965531
liar cuck
>>
25
7 or 8. I am pretty sure i am imaging 1, so lets say 7 to be on the safe side
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>>689960999
22
7
Working on trying to get another one tonight
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>>689969927
That is Link, you ignorant slut.
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>>689960999
30
3
>>
>>689960999
28
20ish
>>
>>20 year old dude
>>fucked 6 chicks
>>
29
1

She's my wife and we've been ducking since I was 22.
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>>689970163
It's a well known internet joke to call link Zelda. Not that anon btw
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>19
>1 (still with that GF)
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>>689970370
Fucking*
Ducking too I guess.
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>>689962575
>5 minutes
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>>689969203
Don't feel bad man that's 1 more than I had at your age. You've got time.
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>>689970163
>>689970163
Virgin fag detected
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20
-3
>>
20
1
>>
18
5
Sister molested me
2 different babysitters
1st girlfriend
And a casual hookup
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>>689960999
14
0
>>
>>689970639
How. Men?
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>>689970714
Probs
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27
1

Haven't done it since I was a teenager....
>>
I turn 20 tomorrow. I've only fucked one: my ex.
Did it twice before we broke up.
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>>689969545
You guys move to Florida together?
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31
4
>>
13
7
>>
G+1
>>
>>689960999
20
1, current girlfriend so I have no shame
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>>689960999
21
2

im picky
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19
0
>>
19
0
>>
>>689960999
24
3
>>
20

3
>>
24
3

2 of those were relationships that were a year +
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>>689971397
2 relationships 1 semi relationship
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25
6

Now I've been dry for 4 years. I had no problem getting laid before, but then I went to Somalia for 6 months. PTSD is a bitch.
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>>689971258
Same, but high school girl. Kinda depresso, but it's not like it'll never happen again.
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20
15
>>
18
1
>>
> 24
> 30+ stopped giving a shit after that
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>>689960999
50
well over 200, but lost count years ago and when I try to remember, I find myself adding women to the list days and even years later (note: "women" because I don't remember a lot of their names)
>>
18
2
>>
26 and 8, almost always friend of friend who I was somehow forced into contact with
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>>689971626
Ain't no shame in high school girls. I'm 30 and I constantly wish I could still screw high school girls.
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>inb4 everyone starts rapidly shitposting to try to be >>690000000
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20
2
First was a friend with benefits
Second was my best friends ex gf, with his permission
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>>689964136
>hobbyist
clarify use of this word hobbyist

bdsm? other? go on plox
>>
37 Years old

5 girlfriends
6 one nightstands
2 prostitutes
4 flings

17 - Total

23 Years old when lost virginity
>>
>>689972124
Still a ways to go anon
>>
17
2
>>
>>689960999
39yo

4 serious relationship
6 fuck friends
13 hookups with very good looking girls
35-ish hookups with blah to ugh girls (whales included)
Maybe 10-15 hookers? Can't remember
1 drunken gay sex experience in college
1 threesome MMF
2 threesomes FFM

Only 2 kids (plus 2 other aborted ones... dodge 2 bullets there)
>>
19
1
>>
>>689972294
I wasn't trying
if 4chan got 20 thousand posts in a minute, their servers would almost certainly crash
>>
>>689960999
>women
Do kids count?
>>
>16
>6
>>
35
1
>inb4 loser faggot get off /b/
>>
>>689964800
>>689964721
>>689964131
>>689963981
what did they post, screencap anyone?
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>>689972502
taking the bait here but
'you fuck kids//?!??!?!?!?!"""!!!!"!"!"!
>>
25 years old, 5 women
>>
17
4 if not including men, if including 10
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>>689972218
> with his permission
Top kek fucking beta fag. I would had sent full savage and busted a fat nut in her and sent him the link to the vid
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>>689963444
How do you earn a living now friend?
How come you kept count? I would have thought that you'd try to forget each immediately after... no offence intended, just curious.
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24
16
Worst part is I'm not even that attractive
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>>689972810
When I was a kid, I fucked other kids.
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>>689960999
26
1
>>
>>689972741
Can't you read?
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11
2
i do good
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8
>pic related

wish i could take back 2 of them though
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>>689972965
any interesting stories from that nignog

rolling
>>
>17
6
>>
>>689967985
It's always like that when you're not experienced anon. Everything is over analyzed and new. It'll fade. Just relax and be yourself, that's who she likes. Good luck.
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>>689960999
2, 32 334,5
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>>689973203
This pic is the best thing that has happened in this thread. Please continue
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>>689960999
40
molested by another guy at age 7/8 went on for months received regular blowjobs for close to a year sometimes 3/4 daily

had about 6 lovers since

I fuck for extended periods of time

I can cum with the first 20~ minutes if i cum at all ... i manipulate my breathing loads of work in these cases

I usually enjoy fucking for longer sessions ~45 minutes before going soft ...let me eat some pussy and im hard again ready to last another ~45/60 minutes

i only twice had a quickie (>~10m) kinda deal and lemme tell you although i came it was not very enjoyable not matter how good it felt, I enjoy the sex and the companionship
>>
9
11
fucked the world trade center when that bitch was standing
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19
5
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22, 0.

Should of 100% been with 3 girls but i pussied out last second every time. and 80% chance with 3 others.
>>
>>689960999
>23 y.o
>idk
I stopped counting when I was 19, at the time I was about 45 kills so I imagine I'm around 60 now. Told my girlfriend and she kind of flipped lol
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>>689960999
23
2
>>
>>689960999
does fucking man-lady's count?
prolly not cuz i know that makes me gay
no homo tho
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>>689973537
Thanks
got one or two of her, number 5
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>>689960999

48
8
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>>689960999
21
5
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>>689973815
Just gotta go for it.you're at the age where it's not awkward to basically ask/talk about it flat out. Helps to cut the bullshit
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>>689973978
No. If it has a penis, it's a man.
It's sad that the world has come to having to explain this, but with the massive faggot brainwash and re-defining propaganda campaign of faglords the last decade, you literally have to explain to the yunglings how fucked up their mind is (not that it does any good).
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>>689960999
30
0
Also: impotent
>>
25
10
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>>689960999
Age: 2
Fucked: 1 (it was your mom lel)
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>>689960999
17. just graduated today. none
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>>689974267
Excellent ass. I'm guessing she's not one of the ones you want to take back? Any tits?
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>>689960999
118
23,487
It's been a successful life.
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>>689972533
Not virgin fag.
All gud
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>>689961802
>Can't count up to 14
lmao
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