who's got a story?

>>689951477
They have no parts, they're like barbie dolls.

yeah... "they" are no different to any other person... fart and swear

>>689951477
A grill who is richer than most celebs (9 figure worth family 'business')

But no celebs

>>689951477
licked out bella thornes poopbox. she loves to show off her ass but only lets white faggoty guys fuck her.

best one I've heard in a while is about a guy who got to bang Cate Blanchett while she cuck'd her husband

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>>689951477
Are you kidding? Most people on here are kissless virgins. Might as well ask if they've ever been to the moon.

>>689951957
>nigger detected

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>>689952136
You insecure virgins and your projecting.

Not everyone on here is as big of a fucking loser as you are. This place isn't some special club for people like you.

You'd be surprised how many perfectly normal people come on here.

There's always one of you that responds this way and it just chaps my fucking ass to read it.

>>689952398
Obvious newfag virgin is obvious,

>>689952398
seriously. shun the nonbeliever. SHUN

>>689952594
>typical response is typical

go fuck yourself, you asshat. Since that's pretty much all you CAN do...

>>689952136
>projecting this hard

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>>689952817
Guess I struck a nerve.

okay back on topic, whose got a story? Best peep stories have been from guys working as soundtechs and other behind the scenes stuff at concerts and movies. guys can sneak a peak easy

>>689953390
I'm married with three kids so..,

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>>689953867
No one has a story. This is /b/ a board for neckbeard losers. It would be a story if they've seen their mom in the shower once.

>>689954061
I've seen stories on these threads that I trust pretty well. You should not be so presumptive

>>689953867
Had a buddy who's uncle worked security for movie premieres and after parties. We were film students so he would sneak us in to try and network. But really wed just geek out and try to mingle. Met some cool celebs, some who were stuck up.

At one, I think for "we bought a zoo", after party was weirdly popping, celebs not even in movie were there.

Parker posey was there, hitting in me hardcore. Talking about how she rewatched Dallas recently, and loved it (haha wtf),

She asked me to leave party with her, but I had gf at the time, and was an idiot I guess, Idk. She's older, but could still get it.

Anyway, that's closest.


Also in hs fucked a girl who was on Super sweet 16,

>>689954284
They're copy pasta from Reddit

>>689951477
I had sex with charlie sheen. He sucked my dick.


I got AIDS.

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>>689951477
That all depends on what you call a celeb. Does Anna Akana count?

>>689952136
But anon, I've been to the moon.

>>689951477
i sucked justin bieber's dick

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>>689954785

i am immune to your penus codes. killuminati

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I was at a superbowl once and Janet Jackson's boob popped out all sparkly
True story.

>>689954960
Well, there you go then.

>>689954912
I wasn't talking about your dads ass

>>689954587

>parker posey

Well yeah you kinda were. How long ago was it?

>>689954637
I remember hearing about a thread there about this subject. any source to the thread?

>>689951477
Does it count if she wasnt famous at the time? If so yes

>>689954587
DUDE... you passed up on parker posey? You realize what fucked up crazy ass sex you would have had?....

I would have just taken a pass on that one and just hoped for forgiveness.

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she's not massively famous but I used to fuck Rie Sinclair a few years back when I was in a band with her

I almost fucked celebrity drag queen Jinkx Monsoon but if you knew him you'd know that's really not hard to do.

I fucked sky ferreira before she got famous, other than that, I didn't really fuck anyone 'special'

>>689955213
Yeah I know, she was sloppy drunk tho, and the relationship was newish.

This though, I regret it every day.

>>689954785
i'm up for the story. she keep a bush like most asian girls?

>>689952136
man fuck you.
>most people on here are kissless virgins.

ahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha

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>>689955358
You fucked Guy Fieri?

Lou,Ky fag. I fucked Lawrence in highschool

>>689953828
You're trying too hard, mate. He obviously destroyed you. Now settle down, and deal with it.

This one time I banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom

>>689955523
I wish I did...

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>>689951477
This girl. Her name was Anne or something. She was hiding in my cupboard for a while.

>>689954785
is that an OC photo?

I fucked Shirley Manson in '97, ask me anything.

>>689955208
sure it counts! who was it?

>>689952136
You didn't know that Neil Armstrong lurks /b/?

How new can you get?

>>689955773

did she piss on you

>>689955783
Ok. Katy perry...

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>>689955670

I fucked miley cyrus backstage after a meet and greet i won through a keloggs contest ;))))

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>>689955405
Not really, just finely trimmed, like a thin burr cut.

Just knew her before she left Maker. Fooled around ever so often. Then jumped ship before shit hit the fan.

>>689955842
Dude he's dead

>>689955358
story? how'd she look naked

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>>689955759
You tell me.

Once caught a look at Kate Moss' boobs. Was working as a lighting assistant for a photoshoot she was at. We were all hurrying and she got changed without much care for getting covered up.

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Not to brag or anything but. I Licked her ass hole while her daughter was giving me a handjob

>>689951477
>has anyone on /b/ ever fucked a
>implying someone in this shithole will have the chance of having sex

Kek

i had buttsex with arnold Schwarzenegger in '92

>>689955712
quiet Pierce

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I peaked over the urinal to sneak a peek at Howard Stern's penis.

He told me to fuck off and hit me in the eye with his elbow.

>>689955878
She didn't.
We talked about that whole reputation though.

I have fucked Jennifer Lawrence, Pamela Anderson, Chloe Moretz, Emma Watson and Mila Kunis.

Prove me wrong

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>>689956327

>>689955842
Shit, half the people here are celebrities. They go here to unwind. It's like Hollywood's worst kept secret.

>>689956412
You haven't.

>>689956200
nice! that ever happen with any other models?

>>689956040
I SAID HOW NEW CAN YOU GET?

>>689955620
I think I remember you! you fingered her while she was making winters bone

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>>689952398
>perfectly normal people come on here.
>on here.
>perfectly normal

>>689956124
lmao. Reverse image search was so easy. Liar.

http :// sexyyoutubers.blogspot . ca/2013/07/anna-akana-hot-cleavage-nude.html?zx=67b909f49a58e2ee

>>689956005
sure ya did

>>689956928
stay living in your little friendless bubble.. I know, for you, it's scary to go out in the real world sometimes.

>>689956709
3-4 times, but with no names. It's a fairly common thing from what I've heard. People are too busy to go in to the changing rooms between every outfit change (there could easily be 10 in one shoot). It's not really my actual line of work, so I haven't really been to that many. But most people that work in the profession see naked models alllllll the time.

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>>689956929
Never said it was an OC pic. I just told them to tell me. People act like Google isn't a thing.

>>689956295
Keking intensifies

>>689957196
You're on /b/ you obese virgin we all no you're a friendless basement dweller you're fooling no one.

My friend was a masseuse and he while living in LA he fake his credentials to get into this high end spa. They were impressed by his trick so he landed a good gig. Thing was this was in the 90s and Jennifer Anniston was a guest at the spa and he got to massage her. Said she had an amazing ass and he focused on it because that's what she asked for. Didn't fuck her tho that was par for the course on cruise ships he said

I remember reading a story in one of these threads where a guy fucked an unhappy housewife Melissa Joan Hart.
Good story.

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Do niche pornstars count?

>>689956352
how was it?

I hooked up with the daughter of some reality show person. One of the real housewives I think. I don'tremember

>>689956685
/thread

>>689957580
incredible. he get a look at her puss? he encounter any other celebs?

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>>689957560
what ever makes you feel better about yourself

>>689956717
Sorry you got triggered dude

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reminder that taylor swift at least used to browse /b/ at one point in time

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I've fucked loads of famous guys

pic related, it's me

>>689958550
>at one point in time
Once you start, you never stop. I'm sure she still lurks.

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>>689951477
I got a blowjob from Sarah Hyland back in high school before she was famous.

Fingered her also.

We had sort of kind of started dating but were mostly just friend. I went to her apartment after school with her and it just happened. Parents weren't home but her brother was in the other room.

>>689958550
This is the closest any /b/ tard ever got to touching a celebrity.

>>689958660
Lying slut. We know you are a lesbian.

>>689958938
Pics or it didn't happen

>>689958938
how were her sucking skills? was she fully shaven?

>>689958660
Tits or GTFO

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>>689958660
I got Tay Tay's secrets.

Best I got is being the first person to touch the pussy of someone who went on to do 3 shitty unenthusiastic porns and flunk out of community college. wooooooo!

Doesn't really count but met a girl at the pub once who turned out to be some private school rich bitch who's grandma owned a huge beach home that Justin Bieber use to stay in, ended up getting head at a children's park that night.

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>>689959212
Here's #1.

Should I make a thread about it?

>>689955523
He said my Cock was "Off the Hook!".

>>689959092
Decent. I've had so much better since then though.

Shaved but hadn't in probably a couple days.

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>>689959249
>ended up getting head at a children's park that night.
From children?

>>689958938
I'm gonna need details if this is true anon. What was she like downstairs?

Were those fappening pics really her?

>>689959326
Just continue in this one nothings happening anyway

>>689954957
Most reliable story so far. I believe you anon. Well done!

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>>689952136
Agreed \thread

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>>689960361
Too late. Made a thread. Posted them all. And now it 404'd. But, I'll post them anyhow.

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>>689961981
she must really be a cold fish in bed if that's true.

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>>689962307

I dated Amy Fisher when we were in 9th grade.

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>>689951477
Got my dick sucked by her at a bar in the nineties.Years later see her on tv. Took me a bit to recognize who it was on account of her hair but it was her.

>>689951772
I know one story about a girl whose name is something like Miranda C. Shit, promise I wont said nothing at all...

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>>689962436

t

Taylor Swift gave me gonorrhea after I fucked her in the ass.

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>>689962622

Went to one of those adult film award after parties a few years ago. Got to fuck a 9/10 amateur in one of the back rooms. I got to cum on her glasses and she licked them clean. Way better night than expected

I work in wardrobe on the set of GoT, I've seen pretty much the entire cast naked or nearly naked at one point or another. FYI Maisie Williams is a disgusting person in general, has a weird body and ugly face.

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>>689951957
like for real?

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>>689962760
What's Sophie Turner like?

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>>689962827

Fingered and got a blowjob from Lauren Laverne (name won't mean anything to non-britbongs) in the mid 90s. Met her after a gig in a pub near the place she played. Did not fuck though.

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>>689962760
details about the naked bodies of emilia clarke and natalie Dorner please

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>>689955016
Kek

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>>689951477
>would tease the whole crew by stripping down before going in her trailer
>ughhhmy gawd it's so hoooot
>always topless in the make up trailer
>suck anyone's dick for coffee and donuts in the morning
>always sat on laps, never her own chair

>>689963103
I love how they start off pretty reasonable and then just ramp up.

>>689962446
i wanna believe this one. was she any good?

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>>689962837
Kind of obnoxious and possibly actually retarded, but generally a nice person, has a decent body. Her minge is covered in razor bumps though which makes me think she doesn't actually know how to shave

>>689951477
I fucked miss slovakia 2006 one time...
>in new york city, age 26
>get super drunk
>dance with chick, give her my number
>next day she calls, wants to hang out, I don't remember her
>she shows up... so fine...she's 32
>tells me I convinced her I was sober and never drank the night before
>not sure if lying or just dumb
>ask her what she does in NYC
>works as an ambassador for Slovakia now
>money
>we hang out all week
>end up fucking a couple times
>great success
>leave, go home, never see her again

I ended up googling her after because I didn't believe her, but it really was her

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>>689963168
Do you really need me to tell you? Google it, retard

>>689952136
Not on /b/, maybe /r9k/

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>>689963457
And last, but not least. #25. Enjoy.

>>689963333
uhh, more details about her nude then?

Hopefully she does a nude scene soon.

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>>689951477
does girl from finebros count as a celeb?

>>689963250
who, jlaw?

>>689963168
>Emilia Clarke, fat with shit tits
>Natalie Dormer, thin with shit tits

>>689962892

Ok, I don't know if Taylor Swift actually reads these threads - she probably should - but I'm just going to say that she is really beautiful. Any of you guys would/should offer your left testicle to the God of Bang if ever she let you near her flawless body.

I would lay down good money that her vajayjay smells of island poppy, her lips taste of Saffron from Katmandu, and her hair as soft as Pashmina.

Bow Down, Unworthy Dogs!

I fucked Legarrett blount baby mama in the cypress village projects in oakland ca, 2013. she was a freak, loves that white boy cock. took the whole arm too

>>689963510
I have to agree to this. There are too many murderers, rapists, pedophiles, and faggots on this board for even a majority of them to be kissless virgins.

>>689963542
LOL at the airbrush.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>689963682
I'd stick my finger in her ass, but I'm keeping my nuts.

>>689963510
okay, I'll be more specific, you see their pussy's ever? if so how were they? Who's the hottest girl you've worked with on GoT?

>>689963566
She's not shy about being naked, kinda has a flat ass. I'm gay as fuck though bruv so I don't know exactly you want me to tell you about her

>>689951477
do pornstars count? I have seen samantha rone naked a ton of times. I'm a kink educator and she's fond of the rope communities in north america and regularly bottoms for different riggers.

>>689958660

Are you still carrying on about your blankspace?

>>689963333
but does she keep that thing clean or does she keep a lil ginger bush? How were the tits?

>>689963682
I can't believe that you are such a huge faggot. It's like a professional level of faggotry that takes years to develop and hone. If people were paid for being faggots, you would be the 1%.

>>689955016
Kek>>689957883
It was me Charly

>>689951957
photos to prove

>>689963642
sure

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>>689963682
> flawless body
> the rack of a 12 year old
Want a Goddess? Pic related.

Went to high school with the pornstar Jessie Rogers, I was a freshman when she was a senior. Scripps Ranch high school in Mira Mesa, CA

>>689963885
boobs, nipple shape and size? Fully shaven then? shape of her vagina?

>>689963880
I've seen every inch of them, Emilia Clarke doesn't shave as much as she should and Sophie Turner's is covered in razor bumps. Maisie Williams also doesn't shave that often either but she's pretty fucking grotty if you ask me. Her minge smells like imitation crab too. I can't speak for how hot they are since I'm a fucking fairy but I know Maisie is absolutely the ugliest lady on the show.

>>689963642

remove the mask

>>689957883
Do you have the story?

>>689951477

Dad used to be a janitor at a tv studio, one day he brought over a celeb who gave me some jello pudding. I awoke two hours later, my asshole hurt and I couldnt remember anything.

>>689963808
Yes.

>>689964385
how the fuck do you get that close to know what they smell like??

>>689951982
>Cate Blanchett
moar on that?

>>689956412
Kek and i fucked John f Kennedy

>>689964498
clearly someone who has never been in the same room as a stinky pussy.

consider yourself lucky.

>>689964498
>wouldnt sniff the pants of GoT characters in wardrobe

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>>689964122
She's always clean shaven but I think she should keep it natural since she's too fucking dull to shave properly, or at least get it waxed. Boobs are average, I guess.

>>689964379
>Shape of her vagina
Vagina shaped? The fuck does this mean?

>>689964385
what about Natalie? you ever work with Nathalie Emmanuel? Also, please describe Maisie's tits

>>689964854
innie, outie, big/small lips, etc.

>>689964926
2nd for Nathalie!

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>>689964498
Her puss just smells that bad, she doesn't seem to take the best care of her lady parts. She doesn't shave all that much so maybe she just has a sweaty twat and doesn't bother shampooing her bush.

>>689963642
post more

>>689964854
i think he means like does she have a slit or are there some meat curtains

>>689964926
Oh fuck, please bitch.
Except for a few retards, no one believes you.

>>689956412
I fucked your mother and am your real father. Prove me wrong

>>689951947
Swear? Really?
Do you live in a closet?

>>689958032
hurt so good

>>689964926
Nathalie Emmanuel is gorgeous and is a sweet girl. Maisie's tits are small and a bit saggy. Has nipples that are slightly too big for how small her tits are.

>>689965008
I don't know how close of a look you think I get to her twat. The only part about it that stuck in my mind were the razor bumps.

>>689958660
and Im the president

>>689957883
Really?>>689958660

>>689963682
I agree. I'd give anything suck on her fart hole.

>>689965808
Of what?

I doubt anyone will believe me, but I once fucked Maisie Williams.

>>689965595
bush on Nathalie? how about on Natalie Dorner?

>>689966019
idk didnt think this far. Just the president

I gave a local weather man coke in a club's bathroom one time.

I was Mary Kate's first boyfriend. Fifth grade. Maryland.

Was a fun year. She's not as relevant as she once was in pop culture, and we haven't talked in a long time, but it's still all positive memories.

>>689966029
You're absolutely right.
But just for fun, can confirm what anon told us: Saggy small tits, smelly twat, bush, disgusting in general?

>>689966217
Both are shaved

>>689965083
Oh yeah and now he's getting sued by women everywhere, but as far as I know, I was the only dude he fucked in the ass

>>689952136
virgin and proud of it pleb

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Had sex with Dolly Parton.
Hit that so hard broke her hip.
True story.

>>689955757
How old are you? 90?

>>689966459
wouldnt that have been in her 'full house' hayday? did you guys go to some fancy private school?

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I fucked Lindsey Sterling when she worked at a therapeutic high school in Provo Utah with me as a Junior Councilor.

She was going to BYU at the time I believe. It was right before she blew up. I tried to facebook her a few years ago and she snuffed me lol..

>>689965808
Why the president of the local gay club in orlando

>>689957560
Newfag detected

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>>689955757
Jeff, we know it´s you.

>>689966758

Was she a good fuck?

>>689954284
he is an angry neckbeard loser himself. The problem in /b/ isn't the virgins but the contemptuous faggots. Have some respect!

>>689955670
By acting like an angry faggot.
How is that destroying

>>689966758
how was she in bed? how'd she look naked?

>>689958938. Why are you lying? She is an acctress since she was a kid how could u fuck her before she was famous?? Kek

>>689966755

Private school, pretty fancy. And, naw, she was done with Full House by that time. She was only here for the one year, then left at the end.

>>689966964

Meh. She was a bit nervous, kind of a dead fish. But god damn she was hot. We were 19 at the time.