bruh

she just wants to fuck the guy from her office. shed do it with or without you

>>689940243
At least she gives him to the opportunity to be involved. Some bitches would just cheat.

>>689940243
No she wouldn't. She's not that type of girl.

>>689940097
>copypasta posted by cancer
>>689940243
>>689940446
>cancer who should've lurked moar

>>689940097
She's going to get what she wants, enjoy the other guy more, then leave you for the other guy.

Better get used to your hand, OP

>>689940446
Thats tru. Its the best of the worst.

>>689940512
>>689940588
>another newfag retard bumps the shit thread

>>689940097
You know how people on this site overuse and misuse the word cuck?

Well in this situation it's legit. You are a cuck. She wants you to watch her take dick from someone else while you watch.

>>689940097
Dude, that she has a specific guy she works with picked out, means this is gonna happen, and then she's gonna stay fucking him. Tell her no.

Keep constant eye contact with the other guy. Give him the odd wink here and there.

She just wanted to fuck that guy would do it no matter what
this might cause relationship issues cuz u can't close Pandora's box

>>689940648
>>689940671
>>689940679
>>689940693
>he responds to copypasta because he got here after 2010

You are a cuck.

>>689940779
>wittle babby boy responds to threads without reading them

>>689940488
I just Googled Op's post and it isn't copy pasta.

if you love her, end it.
if it's casual then enjoy it.

Her threesome is first.. i bet she gonna say no to yours in the end

>>689940631
bump
>there are no good threads.

>>689940097
take photos and avoid getting rammed in the ass!!

>>689940759
So edgy man, feels good you give that much of a shit about not being a "newfag" God damn you're lame

>>689940873
>>689940992
>stupid reddit faggot thinks this is a discussion
>>689940925
not since you arrived

>>689940873

>Being this much of a newfag

It's going to really suck when she breaks up with you after the first threesome, which will prevent you from getting your threesome, and the she kicks you out and lets the lawyer move in.

>>689940992
>edgy
Your redditor is showing.

When chicks want a threesome they are dissatisfied in bed and want another man's cock. When dudes want a threesome they simply want two chicks and aren't necessarily dissatisfied with their current one

Dude. Thats not a good idea. U should have a foursome. Then u have your two girls and she have her two boys. So u can enjoy. Thats threesome will not having fun. Trust. Did the same.

>>689941078
Is that what you do? Go into threads with OC and start screaming pasta?

Are you really that bored?

File: 1452135719520.png (157 KB, 516x440) Image search: [Google]

157 KB, 516x440

Doesn't seem good for your relationship anon. Either you refuse and she will remember that you wanted to do it with another girl, or she will end up with the lawyer eventually. That's a cynical point of view, but as another anon said, you might want to get used to your hand (again).

>>689941323
What relationship? His relationship was over the moment she asked him for a threesome.

>>689941323
>le thought out response to cancerous copypasta thread xD

>>689940487
HAHAHA HA omg u ducks think ur girl is special. AWALT = are women are like that bro. stop deluding urself

Enjoy it, but know ur relationship is over

>>689941426
>let's continue pretending this situation is real
>pretending is fun

>>689941182
God damn you're a loser bro.

>>689940918
this. she's gonna be like, this threes me was for both of us but I think another one will destroy our relationshup. guarantee it op

If is a black guy you are fucked

>>689941634
I see that you're upset at the revelation of your origin. You have my permission to leave my site now. You never would've fit in anyway.

>>689941738
No ops girl is just fucked harder

>>689941195
this. for women it's about dissatisficaction. for men's it's just about fun and diversity. something new, but they won't get their feelings all in it. women however do

File: image.jpg (1 MB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]

1 MB, 3264x2448

Yea man... If you love you her
You don't share... At least of your a fucking man... Tell that bitch no more dicks other than yours... Bro said it best, if she already had someone picked out that means she's been thinking about it.. Which a means you suck

>>689941785
>my site

Fucking kek, retard

>>689941197
this

Lol she just wants fuck that guy. Classic girl bullshit to make you look like an ass when she already has a guy picked out. Who knows how long shes been wanting to fuck him. I say get over it. Do the threesome get yours then leave that bitch before she leaves you or starts fucking him behind your back.

>>689942011
You got here after 2010, sweetie. It could never be yours.

>>689940097

B8

>>689941537
>lets continue to try to get kudos for being that one guy who managed to repair a thread on an anonymous image board.

Only newfags try to fix this place.

>>689942129
<3 love you /b/ro, let's just squash this beef and fuck and get it over with

>>689941738
Actually, she is. Most likely better than she has ever been before.

>>689940097
You know what's going to hurt your feelings OP? When that dude has a big cock and you have to watch or listen to him rail your girl for an hour, watching her fuck to exhaustion. And then not want to fuck you anymore.

Then every time she is working late, you will suspect that she is getting bent over her desk at the office.

All those nights she comes home from work and "isn't in the mood", you will suspect that she is fucking that dude from the office. And then you will break up, and she will start a relationship with that dude from the office, and your suspicions will be proven true.

File: 1425760754174.jpg (108 KB, 960x960) Image search: [Google]

108 KB, 960x960

>>689940487
she will do it, sorry bro

>>689940631
Except copypasta is usually somewhere else on the internet.

This is not.

Faggot. Must be cool to hit 19 and think you're no longer a newfag on this site.

>>689942215
>Only newfags try to fix this place.
>this is what the cancer tells themselves in order to deflect the blame and shame they deserve

>>689940097
This thread again...

>>689940097
Relationship is over dude. Shut it down.

File: image.jpg (153 KB, 1440x1080) Image search: [Google]

153 KB, 1440x1080

She already had the dude she wanted to fuck
She wants to fuck someone else
Your gonna watch some dude fuck your girl
I would've beat my girls ass if she mentioned anything about banging other dudes and left that slutbutt

>>689942469
>doesn't know how to internet
>somehow this is a fault in others and not his libtard 90s kid self

File: 1452021881362.jpg (36 KB, 380x511) Image search: [Google]

36 KB, 380x511

Fucking kids.

Let me tell you something,
She brought it up, means she has already wanted to fuck this guy.

You already said you are nervous about the whole things.

Which means, that when it goes down, you will be too nervous and uneven to get your dick hard because you care about her.

Then you will think, " oh i cant get it up, this isnt fair, deals off "

But since you already said you will, like a pussy, you are going to end up watching her get fucked by this guy.

Then after that you are going to be haunted by this experience, it will be all you can think about for the days ahead.

effectively ruining the relationship for you.

I keep telling your fucks to go SWINGING, find another couple and have a 4-WAY, that way you all get your fair nuts off, and its two people you both agree'd on.

Dont make yourself a cuck son.

File: JohnCenaShocktoSmile.gif (1006 KB, 260x187) Image search: [Google]

1006 KB, 260x187

>>689940243
This fucking guy!!!!

Definitely upset!

ONE TRILLION KEKS

Sorry buddy, your relationship is done. There's a few major red flags here: first off the fact that she only wants it to involve that one guy. She wants to fuck him, no matter what and she will do it with or without you. She probably wants to enjoy her life with you while getting her shit smashed in by this guy. Your second red flag is that it's happening so soon. This is something she has been planning a while. I believe she would have acted on it with or without you, but calling it a 'threesome' is a great way for her to fuck him while not feeling guilty about cheating. Realistically, she's gonna fuck him regardless of what you say, but I figured she'd try to at least inform you of it.

How much do you love the girl? Are you willing to tolerate an open-relationship? I'm an oldfag and I've been around the block a few times, so I've seen women like this: they're great if you're a swinger and into open-relationships, but if you're a monogamy kind of guy, you won't get anywhere but a broken heart.

You can rationalize it however you want and say 'she's not that type of girl,' but regardless of what you do, she is going to fuck that guy. She's probably lost interest in you.

>>689940097
she alredy benn whit him...dont be naive.....anyway...take a blue pill to be more man than his

Pretty obvious she's wanted to get railed by this guy for a while. Hell, she probably already has and is using the threesome as a way of not feeling guilty for cheating. She asked for the threesome right? Red flag right there.

I'd say just dump her ass now, but it would be much better if you could find a girl way hotter than your gf to bang in front of her first and then dump her right after.

>>689940097
It's kind of strange that she assumed that you, whom I assume is a straight anon, would just be honky dory with seeing another man naked and boning alongside another man, and be perfectly fine with observing another man get sexually aroused and climax.

Just saying. That's a big leap there. It's not so much that you'd be a hypocrite, that you just wouldn't be comfortable doing that. It's even stranger, because she calls you a hypocrite for this, but also (seemingly) wouldn't be okay with only having had a threesome with another woman. Also, doesn't a threesome imply that all parties are engaged in some sort of sexual contact, not just watching the other two parties bone? I'd much rather thing that either she wants both of you to fuck her, or she expects you to watch him fuck her, and then watch him suck you off. There's a lot of strange things going on there.

If he's a lawyer, too... well anon, good luck with all that. I just wouldn't. Your lady sounds like a really shitty person.

If my woman said she wanted to fuck another dude i would kill her

>>689940487
hahahahahha
Holy shit, your ignorance is actually pretty bad.

She likes the guy from the office because he has something you don't.
She wants to fuck him.
You just gave her an out to leave you.
>well, after we fucked we thought we'd keep in touch.
>It's not my fault, it's how I feel
>i'm leaving you
IN that fucking order bud.

Threesomes are the worst idea when in a relationship...you do that shit with sluts, fuck buddies, and maybe your best buddy if you both can tag team some random puck bunny.

You just opened another door to a room you didn't realize you don't want to go into.

This failed because you allowed you both to pick who you wanted to fuck.
That's a terrible idea.
You both go to a club, and you pick the third person for each night and you do it quickly.
No, "getting to know them". that creates emotion.

Plus bud, she WORKS with this motherfucker, she's going to see him everyday.
You okay with him now spending more time with her after they've fucked?
I can guarantee they'd fuck at lunch and after work.

Nigger, reporting in. I've been the other guy in this situation several times. Here is exactly what is going to happen, Op.

You are going to try and establish your alpha male status in this situation by issuing directions to both of them like a movie director. But after a while has passed, after the two of them have started to get really into having sex with each other, your going to give him an instruction and he's going to blatantly ignore it. He's going to keep doing what he was doing before you told him to do something else and your going to get mad.

And his boldness, his daring to ignore your instructions, is going to make her cum. Hard.

>>689940487
For 8 months I was a girl who left her husband and 2 children to be with me, because I told her I don't want her otherwise. She's been carving my name on her arms after arguments to show me that she really loves me. She once even tried to commit suicide by taking some pills just because I said I'm leaving her, she ended up in the hospital and later at psych ward for that. And you know what? I really thought I was her whole world. And can you guess what I found out later? She's been cheating since the beginning with at least 10 other guys. You never know what your woman is capable of.

>>689943034
>my woman
Found your problem, meathead. (hint: it's you and your poor upbringing)

>>689943115
>he typed all of this in response to a fake situation
>he is dumb

>>689942706
It's crazy how fucking accurately you've laid this out.

>>689943195
>with

>>689943276
We all know it's fake and we're replying anyways newguy.

>>689943344
tbh no one cares anyway, whitetrash

>>689943195
>>689943344
A typo, meant to say -I was with a girl...-

>>689943276
there could be idiots that came to this thread with this exact problem.

>you assume too much

>>689943447
It's OK to admit when you've been foolish. No need to lie to yourself and others.

File: 12549091_10153267412205079_1015201144390613719_n.jpg (34 KB, 720x701) Image search: [Google]

34 KB, 720x701

>>689943336
Im just older is all, iv been where Op has been.
Its a stupid fucking young thing to do,

Op has not yet experienced enough of women's bullshit to see when they are fucking him over.

>>689940097
Your girl has been fucking him for weeks bro. You're being played.

File: 1463122668915.png (2 MB, 1508x1600) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 1508x1600

>>689942668
>HURR U CAN'T FIND IT SO U MUST NOT KNOW THE INTERNT@@@@!!
>Doesn't provide a single link

Confirmed for Autismal as fuck newfag

>>689943556
>implying any of you could get a girl to touch you when half of your day is replying to pretend situations on 4chan

Break it up with her you fucking idiot. She wants to fuck other people, so do you obviously. Unless you're both willing to agree on an open relationship here and now, you will most definitely have a miserable relationship which will fall apart.

>>689943715
>2016
>replying with images as if it's still 2010

>>689943447
I don't think you understand just how new you are, spastic virgin.

>>689940097
HAH CUCKED!

>>689940097
Fake pasta. Saw it like 2 weeks ago. Even the pic is the same.

>>689940487
Faggot. She anyway fucked him. She's bringing you into the fold to justify her cheating with "it's not cheating because he eventually said it was okay".

Cuck.

>>689940097
Are you in high school OP?

>the apex of human experience is having sex with two chicks at once

File: 1465262184791.gif (3 MB, 279x350) Image search: [Google]

3 MB, 279x350

>>689943831
You

File: confussed.gif (4 MB, 400x224) Image search: [Google]

4 MB, 400x224

>>689943195
You're a girl who left her husband and 2 children to be with... yourself?

>>689940097
do it and find another girl.

Girl like that will make your life hell, unless you are a mentally ill weirdo.
There is a VERY SLIM chance she simply is a perv and wants to try it and after that she will never do it again.

I had a fuckbuddy who also liked threesomes - I had her with another girl 2 times and then once I and my friend fucked her.
To be honest noone REALLY enjoyed all that shit so we never really were drawn to it, but I never considered that girl anything more than my fuckbuddy and she said the same, though we had a lot of common interests and were generally very friendly and expressive

>>689943490
At first it sounded like you left your daughter, and she ended up in a psych ward because you were having an incestual relationship with her while she went out and fucked 10 guys.

>>689943755
It's really not that hard, though. I represent at least one sociopath who's had a girl touch them.

>>689943755

Getting girls is not hard. The only people I've seen lay it out like that's some sort of accomplishment are basement dwelling virgins. I'm a married man and I'm guessing at least half the anons ITT have gotten their dicks wet except for you.

>>689940097
You should have kicked in that bathroom door and dick punched her hard in the fart box. Here's your threesome bitch.

Shit copy pasta

File: 1464592568025.gif (2 MB, 480x270) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 480x270

>>689943831
>2016
>not replying with images on an imageboard

>>689943195
>You never know what your woman is capable of.

Actually, yes. I do. A woman is capable of anything, which is why I'll never consider any of them mine.

>>689940097
sauce on that pic please bro's

>>689940097
Make it backfire. Fuck the office guy in the ass to establush dominance.

File: you're embarrasing yourself.jpg (48 KB, 500x375) Image search: [Google]

48 KB, 500x375

>>689943616
>>689943854

>>689944215
>I'm a married man
You realize it's not 1910 anymore, right dumbfuck? Pussywhipped faggots need to keep thier useless opinions to themselves. Now go rub your master's feet.

>>689940097
CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK! CUCK!

>inb4 your GF has some were issue when its your turn

>>689944450
Just straight suck his dick while she eats his ass while you pound her. Problem solved.

>>689944450
This
Drill that dude hard. Then make her suck you shit smeared dick.

>>689944476
>2016
>he has a 4chan folder
>he painstakingly labels all his anachrnoistic reddit tier image macros with le funneh xD image names

>>689944450
This.

>>689940097
copy pasta is copy pasta

>>689944628
>this

Be the alpha and fuck them both. Make them your bitch and she won't leave you for her coworker that got boned by you.

File: 1455222723838.jpg (66 KB, 437x437) Image search: [Google]

66 KB, 437x437

>>689944476
>>689944680
>asserting dominance

>>689944450
This is the only way, OP.
T H E O N L Y W A Y

>>689940487
>not that type of girl.
Is the type to have a 3 way with another dude. Man get a better girl in your life.

>>689940097
why are guys so set on threesomes ?

They're cool, but not worth being desperate over.

Op, why are you so intent on disappointing two girls at once?

>>689940243
/Thread

GG OP your girl wants to turn you into a cuck

>>689940097
>>689940097
after she fucks him once she will continue fucking him. you should just end it now

Did OP actually respond after the first post?

What are you going to do?

>>689945200
This. Threesomes are awesome, but i have never had to "try" to get them. It usually just happened between mutual friends i have. Its too awkward to plan it out and shit.

Its easiest when everyone is fucked up, you start fucking one girl the other one gets horny from watching and you let them join. Bam threesome.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (27 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]

27 KB, 1280x720

It OP hadnt posted stale pasta from 07' and this was hypothetically real, the only solution would be a foursome or you "accidentally" stick it in his asshole. Personally I would've gone with the latter but that's just my way of getting things done. If its a foursome make sure and find a women thats much more attractive than her, even if its an escort. Itll ruin that shit for her because even the lawyer would be eyeing the prettier one.

>>689945316
Everyday after this threesome happens he'll be wondering what she's doing on her lunch break.

>>689940097
Get in there and break both of them with your dick.

>>689944379

/thread

>>689940243
She wants to fuck that guy.
She also wants to try new experiences, like a devils threesome.

Protip: If you don't have game to pull the threesome, then being in one feels pretty awkward.

Could you potentially go out, pop open some cute girls with your girl, and keep the mood flirty and open enough to escalate to them kissing. to you leading and bringing them both home without drama. And handle it if(when) it happens ?

If you don't have the foundation for pulling and exciting a new girl, then it won't be the threeway you wanted. More likely just put sour grapes in your relatinoship.

>>689945480
She probably already has fucked him and is feeling guilty so she's trying this threesome angle. She knew he would say no to 2 male 1 female, so she pretended to be upset about it. Knowing the obvious compromise would be to do 2 threesomes. This way she gets to fuck the guy guilt free and can worry about getting out of faking a girl later.

If OP is smart he would make he do the 2 female threesome first.

>inb4 she has a problem with it

File: 1466096822661.jpg (5 KB, 126x122) Image search: [Google]

5 KB, 126x122

>Fuck her like you never will again
>Look buddy right in the eye long and hard
>Bust on her face/lips
>Walk out without saying a word
>Do not respond to texts or calls
>Get newer better version of her
>Eventually respond to her texts
>Enjoy confused angry side oussy for years to come

Bitches need closure, make sure you outperform the other guy and do not give closure. She will never forget it and beg for your cock till one of you dies.

File: photo.jpg (61 KB, 900x900) Image search: [Google]

61 KB, 900x900

>>689944866
>>689944628
>>689944731

>mfw Op takes your advice
>mfw Op tries to touch the dude
>mfw the dude is an alpha male and beats the ever loving fuck out of op
>mfw Op lies on the floor bleeding and crying while the alpha bull makes his gf howl in pleasure as he empties his balls into her throbbing cum craving womb
>mfw the bull goes to take a piss in Op's bathroom and wash his gf pussy off his dick
>mfw the bull steps over Op's bleeding body and cuts a deep fart right into his pathetic face

>>689940097
>"oh, so when you thought it was two girls you were ok with it but when you find out it's two guys suddenly you have a problem? You expect me to watch you have sex with another girl but you aren't willing to watch me have sex with another guy? Kiss my ass you hypocrite!"
Not hypocrisy.
http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/why-straight-women-and-bisexual-men-may-not-really-exist250912/
There are no straight women or bi guys, so 2 chicks works and 2 dudes doesn't.

She just wants to bang the dude from her office that she has been banging. If she does it with you then the other times didn't count as cheating.
Next card she plays is "Well you have to find the girl" and will torpedo any girl you bring back.

>>689940097
You are fucking gross

>>689946006
you sound like your talking from experience

>I hope you didnt get pink eye from the fart in your face

>>689940097
Fake seen it loads

>>689940097
>So, do you guys have any advice on how to survive tomorrow night?
One of you will end up sucking dick.
>Let it be him

The real question is:
OP why haven't you posted her tits yet?

>>689940097
You are retarded for agreeing before checking if its with another man or woman. Also, threesomes with 2 woman are twice as tiring and about the same in pleasure if you want to do it right, theres nothing particularly amazing about them.
She probably wants to cuck you but is trying to get you used to it with threesomes with other men.

>>689940243
This. She isn't interested in a threesome. Shes interested in fucking that dude in particular by the sound of it.

When it starts Say "I'm not really comfortable with the" as you put the condom on. The "I can't imagine how you feel about this" as you ram your dick in his ass.
If dude is not queermode he is out of there.

1. You're a cuck.
2. If you're going to be a cuck at least do it right. You really fucked up by agreeing to do hers first. She's just going to get fucked by another guy and you're not going to have your threesome.
3. She already had the guy she wanted to fuck ready because you are a cuck, and is already cheating on you/was planning to.

What are you gonna do once she fucks another guy and then refuses to have your threesome? Break up with her (obviously not). But, if you did, it doesn't matter because she already has another guy fucking her.

>>689947026
>"I can't imagine how you feel about this"
Should be "I can't even imagine how uncomfortable this makes you."

>>689943195
That's called BPD, bro. Look it up. I went through something similar.

>>689940097
You're pathetic

threesomes never work

someone always gets left out and feels hurt unless the agreement is that one gets all the attention.

>>689940488
/thread

>>689941274
Holy shit, everybody get a load of this retard

ITT: OP lives in denial about his already over relationship.

>>689940097
not an advice, but rather a maxim: ALWAYS DO THE FFM threesome first. 'cause after MMF-shit, you maybe not want to touch your gf anymore.
At least make clear, that she have to do DP, you will not sit there like a cuck and watch her getting fucked

Ask if you are allowed to also fuck the guy.

>>689947342
You fucked a bunch of dudes while carving some asshole's name into your arm and threatening to commit suicide?

>>689940097
dont be a cuck and have your threesome first

>>689940097
were those her exact words

>>689943831
JUST FUCK OFF

>>689940488
why are you even in this thread
>you are the cancer
>I am the cancer

>>689940097
1. She has thoughts about cheating on you, maybe has, maybe will. This is how she makes it ok to do that in her head.
2. If you are planning on having a long-term relationship with her, you have to know that there is a 99% chance she will continue to sleep with other guys, whether you're part of it or not.
3. 99% of the time, threesomes ruin relationships, because they're almost never innocent.

>>689941197
Agreed with this guy
Suggest swinging with a decent couple and swap chicks, if she isnt bisexual or has never done anything with a woman before your screwed and you get to watch some dude deep dick your chick while your jurkin your slurkin. Set some boundaries and make sure its not too one sided. And dont bust one in 5 seconds, or consider yourself single afterwards

>>689947967
You're lucky your mother was a blowjob short of your abortion.

File: why.png (74 KB, 412x351) Image search: [Google]

74 KB, 412x351

>>689941462
>posting in a cancer thread, becoming the cancer yourself
really

>>689940097
Cuckboy

Copypasta

>>689940097


fuck you, bait. i read the same story some weeks ago. - how many threesomes does your gf want to have?

Make sure the dude does ass to mouth with her a lot.
While he is doing that, hide all the mouth wash.

Once he shows up beat the shit out of him then dump her.

>>689940097
You need to have your threesome first. She isn't going to let you fuck another woman once you cuck yourself nigger.

>>689940097
If you're that stupid, just go through with it then start fucking every chick you want right in from of her because obviously you have no respect for each other dumb fucking cuck. Who gives a shit what you do.

op go through with it and as soon as possible make out with the guy. When they both freak out apologize and act like you didn't know the rules. Next suck his dick as much as it sucks... He will freak out and leave. Then tell your girl that her guy didn't really want a threesome but she still owes you.

>>689940097
hm, if you are not excited by the thought of some random dude fucking your girl. You might not have a good time.
Expect turns in fucking her. And maybe waittime for you, whlie the dude is still going.
Expect to see a dick which might be bigger than yours.
Just prepare mentally.

From experience it can be something nice, if you like the dude. But you will have to meet him first.
If the situatoin is structured that you don't have any say whether you want to progress on to the treesome.
Meaning after the bar meeting all 3 of you have to individually say we want, without repercussions, blow it off.
And talk to your girlfriend beforehand about this.
If not, and you don't like the guy, you might have a shitty time and feel like being raped.

This is a monster stupid idea if you are not all mentally free when you do it.
Talk with her if she doesn't accept, tell her how she would feel if you select one random guy who will fuck her, without her having a say.

(I would from experience personally only do a threesome with someone I already know)

>>689940487
Famous last words. At best this is the first step to being a cuck. At worst she will just leave you after fucking him. Have fun! lol

>>689940097
she's a whore. dump her

>>689940097
close your eyes

I can offer no advice.
But I will say sir, what you are doing is a great sacrifice.
Mortal men can only dream of drilling 2 hot mommas at once.
You may have, in a sence, sold your soul in order to do it.
Bug trust me comrade, it's going to be fucking worth it.

I salute you.

>>689948468

I wouldn't call it luck.

I was actually just interested in how it was similar. Did you cheat on your girlfriend while pretending you loved her?

>>689941274
>>689940873
christ, whether this is bait or not, have mercy on this poor fuckwit's soul

4chan isn't always archived by fuckwits like yourself, so shit bait that is copypasted isn't always in some pastebin or on r/4chan

Ahh, when autocorrect ruins a motivating speech.

>>689949280
You took that from a movie faggot

She's clearly challenging your dominance. What she's looking for is, is for you to assert yourself. You have to be strong. You have to be brave. You have to fuck that guy in the ass and make him call you daddy.

Mmmm...what a nice PASSSTA!

>>689949417
and to be more specific.
From my experience threesomes are nice if everybody likes and respects everybody, and they are shit if people aren't comfortable.

Listen to your feelings don't do stuff you don't want.

If you cannot talk about your fears with your girl, and be taken serious, you should dump your girl after have your "not fun" and "not so much fun as expected"(threesomes). So that you don't do stupid shit because you never had the expecience, with your next girl.

>>689940097
pasta

>>689940097

Prepare to get fucking cucked to death in the relationship. You are going to die a little inside tomorrow.

>>689943115
Puck Bunny?

Ayyyye whattup fellow hockey fag, where you from

>>689940880
this

>>689940648
And she will leave you shortly after

OP

Listen, she talked to the other guy first. This means she is probably already fucking him.

good luck, a concerned fellow citizen and /b/tard

>>689949770
no it's not.
You don't have 2 dicks.
So it's basicly fucking one girl, then fucking another.
Best thing which can happen, is both girls together licking your dick.

>>689940097

This is all contingent upon you finding a girl that is willing to have sex with you and your girlfriend.

Good luck faggot.

Good luck with your fucked up relationship OP. Never have a 3some with a woman you love. Esp. If she wanted it with a dude first. This is just going to cause insecurities for both of you and yall Will break up.

>>689940097
>Kiss my ass

she's fat.

tell us op, is she fat

File: 1464445809968.jpg (219 KB, 1273x1024) Image search: [Google]

219 KB, 1273x1024

>>689945970
do it OP otherwise it'll haunt you forever

File: Trump Drawing Micro Penis.jpg (48 KB, 426x426) Image search: [Google]

48 KB, 426x426

>>689940097
If she's thinking about banging some other dude, you must have a micro-penis. All Trump supporters have micro-penises.

File: 1454814715690.png (35 KB, 625x626) Image search: [Google]

35 KB, 625x626

Ok, I didnt read wtf all the rest of these fags wrote but ima drop some knowledge.

First off I did this but it was on my fuckin terms. You cant let the Girl run the show other wise your the bitch. When i did it, it was one of my good friends from growing up like we went to kindergarten together and shit so i knew he wouldn't betray me.
Anyway it happened shit was cash, basically just treated her like a whore for a whole night. Drank and did speed smoked weed and shit and just kept making her change into different hot outfits and shit. Was prettty fun.
That being said. Dont let her pick the dude don't let her fuck a guy at work thats a recipe for disaster. Shes gonna be blowin dude at work forever after that if u go through with it. But chances are bitch has probably already fucked him.

>>689940097
You want a threesome to fuck another girl?.. seeing her fick a girl is a better excuse..

>>689940097
Dude you already failed rules one and two. Rule one is don't have a three way in a long term relationship. Rule two is no three ways with people either of you know. If you break rule two I can almost guarantee it will lead to them having solo sessions rather than three sums. The best rout is meeting strangers and if you exchange numbers the girlfriend gets the ladies numbers while the guy grabs all the guys numbers. So when either of you want to have another three sum the other sets it up.

Alright op since you broke rule number one. You must now ask yourself, "Am I prepared to watch some guy lay pipe in my girlfriend?" Here comes another hard question you must ask your self, "Am I prepared for how much my girlfriend is going to like this.
I guarintee you that when you do it she will moan louder for him than she ever does for you.

Story time from 2 years ago:
>be 18
>Just graduated high school
>Living summer vacation
>Hanging out with my friend paul
>allot
>He brings his girlfriend
>Shes hot
>Easily a HB8
>How did this dude get with that.
>Got out of a long term relationship a month beforehand
>Living the dry life
>Start cracking jokes one day while his girlfriend wasn't around about having a devils three sum with him and his girlfriend.
>Literally started the night he told me about her as a joke but when I actually saw her I knew I had to fuck her.
>So that night we were drinking and I convinced him to text ask his girlfriend asking if she was down for a devils three way with him and I along with a picture of us. Im probably a 7 but standing next to paul easily made me an 8.
>She said she was down
>He wasnt expecting that
>I wasnt expecting that
>This only made me joke about it even more
>So summer goes on
>He's bringing her around a bunch
>Shes always giving "fuck me eyes"
>God damn she is hot
>While we were all drunk one night I really wanted to feel that ass
>so I grabbed that ass
>of course I made sure the coast was clear
>cont.

Just fuck her in the ass extremely hard, then leave her.

>>689940097
Pathetic. She is a bitch and you a poor cuck.
I wont waste time calling her love, or gf.

She is just a degenerate bitch and you are a cuck

>>689940873
nice detective work

>>689951886
/thread
this guy understands it OP, you've been cucked, get out while you still can.

>>689940097
Yeah she fucks that dude and will leave you afterwards.

File: coolstorybro.jpg (81 KB, 595x397) Image search: [Google]

81 KB, 595x397

fucking summer fags everuwjere

File: woo.gif (2 MB, 250x197) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 250x197

>tfw bisexual girlfriend only wants to have threesomes with girls
>tfw she likes watching me fuck other girls

>>689951886

lying faggot never continued the story

>>689941665
This.

>>689952992
Hey i just caught up on reading the thread waiting to see if their was interest. the only reason I stopped when I did was because I ran out of charactors

>>689953433

checked

then continue it!

I have great solution for you. Dump her and become a wizard.

>>689940097
Oh look, this pasta again. You even used the same picture. Fuck off.

>>689944450
There you go op. You are gonna have to get gay.
>git gay faggot. You might as well do some fucking before you get fucked.

>>689940097
>>689940243
nice pasta you both

>>689943656
Finally someone that got the point of all this.
The rest of you guys are all very innocent.

You're a fucking cuckold. Go kill yourself now imo.

File: t.jpg (101 KB, 983x507) Image search: [Google]

101 KB, 983x507

>>689940097
I had a mmf with my girl, pic related

>>689954820
No you didn't

>>689954903
yes I did

>>689955140
Timestamps or gtfo

>>689955308
I didn't say I just had one why would I have timestamps?

>>689955417
You wouldn't because it never happened, now gtfo

>>689955615
stfu newfag

>>689955745
Literal autismo

>>689942706
>implying swinging isn't getting cucked

ok

You fucking faggot you're gonna share your gf with another naked dude in the same room fucking your gf?! That's fucking gay dude think about it. You will be fucking right next to another naked man in the same room you faggot. You are sad and desperate if that's what you're willing to do for a threesome. You're gf is a fucked up dirty fucking slut. If my gf told me this shit I would dump her sorry ass right then & there. Fuck her stupid little lock herself in the bathroom tantrum. Dirty fucking slut whore!

>>689946006
>2016
>still thinks semen is stored in the testicles

He's a jew lawyer that want's to cuck your gf you sad sorry sack of shit. Be a fucknig man and stand up for youself

File: slap__small__by_tw1stal1cky-d67kfpx.png (11 KB, 500x300) Image search: [Google]

11 KB, 500x300

>>689940097
sauce!

Is OP even still here? If you are...

No troll....she already had a guy picked out. That means shes been thinking about fucking him for a while now. When she got mad and locked herself in the bathroom, it wasnt because u were a hypocrite, it was because she knew 1 of 3 things...she knew she was either going to cheat on u, she either already has been cheating, or was going to have to dump u so she could fuck him since u said no.

Its already over /b/ro, u just dont know it yet and are making excuses to stay with her.

So here's what u HAVE TO do.
1. Tell her NO MMF until you get ur MFF FIRST!
2. Get your MFF and dump her because its already over

Dont be "THAT GUY" and fag out with ur woman. She doesnt want a 3some, she just wants to fuck another guy without haveing the guilt. Ur fucking done dude. Serious talk.

/thread

File: mckenzie-774688.jpg (379 KB, 1600x1231) Image search: [Google]

379 KB, 1600x1231

Haven't we seen this post before?

>>689951642
>stopped after "your the bitch"

nigga no wonder you're so fucked, you still think you have to be an alpha to do anything

>>689956535
This! Listen to this guy he is smarter than you

>>689940097
fuck him in the ass to assert dominance over the jew

>>689956449
kek

Put it in his butt to assert your dominance on the situation. Then when your busting in his ass make eye contact with your bitch and say "Great idea babe, his ass is better than yours"

>>689940097
>>689940487
>pissed at you for not letting her fuck her coworker
>not the type of girl that cheats
nigga why the fuck do you think she would suggest fucking her coworker unless...hmmmm...SHE WANTS TO FUCK HIM??? clearly they've been flirting and she wants to fuck him without feeling guilty for cheating.

she's probably done more than flirt, but it's hard to say how much more. making out? blowjob? or maybe they're fucking already, but if you agree to a threesome, then it retroactively justifies her cheating. trust me dude, this is how illogical a woman's brain can be.

>>689940097
op listen to this m8

>>689956535

>>689940097
Shes gonna take the dick from both sides and then leave you OP. Never gonna happen with two girls, not with your current gf, at least. Sorry to break it to you

>>689940097
OP is a cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT52PqQ8_kU

>>689940097
Concider the following

> a femboy who loves cock and pussyes

File: nope.gif (499 KB, 300x231) Image search: [Google]

499 KB, 300x231

>>689940097
You're fucked.
Seriously, you're fucked.

Best case you get pissed off and slam the door and leave.

Worst case you punch the fucker.

I've had such a threesome before. I was the third guy. They (a married couple, know her a lot better but known him for years as well) initiated it. It was cool while it lasted. But afterwards he got really jealous about her. Luckily I don't live in the same country and we don't see each other too often. But we have seen each other once since then, and holy fuck was he trying his best to hide his urge to shove a fucking knife in my neck.

>>689944450
This op or ur a fucking pussy and will lose the girl

>>689951886
Cont.
>that booty was nice
>paul was a pussy so I knew if she said something or reacted differently about me grabbing her ass, he wouldn't do anything about it.
>So the cuck has begun
>make a thing about grabbing her while he isn't looking
>shes into it
>she likes the risk im sure of it
>after a while the devils three way jokes weren't just being told in front of paul.
>Can tell that she gets a little embarrassed but still gives me those "fuck me eyes"
>Notice that I have been driving quite a bit lately.
>Pauls gf lives like 20 min away
>I don't mind shes cool, hot, and frankly I enjoy cucking him.
>The three sum jokes have reached the point that a thee sum just seems like typical life.
>I know shes down, cuck just needs some encouragement.
>While gf is not around I mentioned how I've been driving around his girlfriend for nothing because I know paul is dirt poor and needs every penny to spend on cigs
>Basically I convinced him that at this point I have pretty much been dating his girlfriend and now I deserve to fuck her
>Out of some miracle cuck has followed my logic in this.
>Before saying this I knew he couldn't get mad at me for saying it because it fell into the category of three sum jokes.
>I take humor in trying to convince people to believe the most flawed
>I didn't expect it to go so smoothly
>set up the three sum for later that week
>Day of, everyone is a little nervous
>Thought about liquor way to late
>not much left at all
>we had to mix it together and make jungle juice
>Everyone is a little tipsy
>The liquor has been emptied
>This is my queue
>Grab her ass again except this time I made sure he saw it happen
>I always wondered if it has ever clicked for him why she was so nonchalant about me grabbing her ass.
>This is getting fun
>I kiss her
>She wasn't expecting me to kiss her so it was pretty vanilla.
>Give her a second for composure and go back in for a second one
>This time were really kissing, it was pretty damn hot
Limit.

File: 1465569281383.png (1 MB, 852x854) Image search: [Google]

1 MB, 852x854

>>689942011
Piss off normie. Total waste of dubs.

>>689958122
Just curious does this have any interest?
do you guys want more?

http://efukt.com/2144_Unwanted_Threesome.html

hf op

>>689958452
cont the damn story

>>689958452
well i was interested but not willing to wait for another 15 mins for each post

>>689940097
Your girlfriend is a total whore. She probably all ready blew that guy before and this is a way to erase her guilt. Make you a cuck. Dude, dump her, let that fag fuck her a few times and toss her aside. her life will be ruined, while you upgrade and just start fucking anyone you want. If a bitch does not like that you get your dick sucked by whoever you want to suck it, then dump them and go to the next.


in fact, this type of attitude will get you more pussy and you be like the lawyer who is about to fuck your girlfriend right in front of you.


think about it cucktard.

Copypaste is copypasta

>>689958662
Sorry im kinda high
ill try to finish it up here.

op think about it

http://efukt.com/21367_Cuck_Has_Second_Thoughts.html

>>689958772
OC writing this for the first time because it was relevant

>>689940097
The exact moment when your girlfriend tells you "let's have a threesome" is the exact moment for you to break up.
It doesn't matter if it's 2 girls or 2 guys. Your relationship is broken.

It's another thing having threesomes with girls you don't care about.

File: 1466030956159.jpg (68 KB, 508x329) Image search: [Google]

68 KB, 508x329

>>689940097
she's either already fucking that dude or will continue to after your little cuck stint.

GG

File: 1453197420252.gif (166 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]

166 KB, 500x281

>>689940097
Dude, I read your OP and some of your replies are you just trolling? If not your done bro, shes going to move up while you will be left behind. Unless of course youre something that makes more monet than a lawyer, otherwise its over. My advice is dont be a cuck, dont do the threesome and break it off with the bitch ASAP, save yourself some grief, its over either way.

>>689942706
Listen to this faggot OP

File: 1463086886462.gif (3 MB, 640x266) Image search: [Google]

3 MB, 640x266

>>689940097
She will leave your ass quicker than you can say "when's my turn?"

>>689940097
for your sake, i hope he isn't bigger and/or doesn't last longer.
is she expecting action between you and the other guy?

>>689958987
Truth.

>>689958452
Continue anon ffs

>>689940487
Did you realize that she want to fuck with his partner? She is trying to involve you in it, so she doesn't feel guilty about it.
Fuck his partner in the ass, if he doesn't want to, end it right there. at least humiliate him.

>>689940097
When he tries to get it into her make sure you slap his face with your cock and ram it into his mouth. If he protests tell him that he doesn't get to fuck your girlfriend if you don't get to fuck him. See if either of them are content with that shit.

But really, dude, her wanting to fuck her coworker is bad news. Sorry, man.

>>689958452
Hurry up dude. My bitch wants me to take her to froyo

>>689940097
stare him in the eyes during the entire thing, just keep that eye contact. Do not let him have a comfortable time

>>689959921
Hey bro! Same thoughts!