>>689934743
write "Kim Sucks Dick" on a napkin and hold it up to window

>>689934857
Noone speaks english... draw a penis instead

>>689934743
Pic of the hotel room

write "kim is a cuck" on your dick and wave it %)through your window.

post on /pol/ and spoop them

>>689935595
roll

They have awesome streets there, but no cars.

HOLY SHIT OP GET THE FUCK PUT OF THERE WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING THERE?

>>689934743
Pic of the Ryugyong hotel or your are not in Pyongyang.

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>>689934743
How the fuck do you manage to smuggle in an Internet modem in your ass? And so what you still need cables and a fucking wall connection wtf is wrong with you . Who even takes a fucking modem around when they want Internet . That card should read 1990 not 2016 fucking cuck

>>689935777
Winrar

Shout 김 거시기를 짜증 (pronounced gim geosigileul jjajeung) out of the Window as loud as possible

>>689934743
Constantly refer to anything good as 'Wizard' see if you can get other people there to start saying it.

draw a picture of kim pooping

>>689935777
How am i supposed to spoop /pol/fags by posting this
>>689935951
There's no internet in North Korea you dumb fuck
>>689935896
Can't reach it from my window, and i have to stay in my room until 6 am. sorry.

Pee on a newpaper with kim's face on it, then throw it through your window screaming "USA #1"

>>689935595
roll

>>689936601
How many restaurant is there in your hotel ?

>>689935595
theyre gonna need a hubble space telescope to see that dick

>>689936945
oh.

then write it on a flag in north korean.

>>689934743
>>689936601
Play it safe.
Don't attract suspicion but take as many photos as you can. If you manage to get them out you will be one of the few people with photos to prove it and THAT will be fucking awesome. Mind I know you can take SOME photos SOME places there but try to sneak some you think they might not want you to have.

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Enjoy being arrested OP ;) I hear North Korean death camps are pretty good these days.

>>689937345
>Play it safe
> but try to sneak some you think they might not want you to have

what do you want anon?

>>689937505
plsno son.

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>>689937505
dats nasty

>>689937505
really nasty

>>689936601
Post anything on /pol/ they'll see the country come up

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>>689934743
i've linked your thread to n. korean consualr office, you're welcome

>>689934743
Hurr sure it's spelled polygamy op not pyongyang and why the fuck do you want more than one husband you faggot?

>>689937505
hilarious

>>689936808
The hotel is divided into two parts, im in the second one
I'm sure there's a restaurant downstairs, don't know about the other part of the hotel tho. I think it's closed
>>689937345
I know. I have seen guards checking some other peoples cameras
>>689937505
Fuck you. They wont do shit, they don't sit behind the screen all the day checkin emails
>>689937927
fuck you too

The day /b sent a man to the Gulag.

>>689937622
wasted dubs

>>689934743
Why smuggle ? I just used my cellphone while staying there. Pyongyang is a tourist city. Every person from Europe can visited it without a problem.. are you trolling or an American?

>>689934743
You ain't in the DPRK faggot. You wouldn't even have a cell phone or internet access going there. It would be left at the air port until you leave. And probably returned with much spyware

>>689934743
they provide like 56kbps internet in pyongyang's hotel for foreign tourists, that's what I've heard

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get caught like this bitch

Hotel room pic

>>689934743
Reported to our glorious revolution guards
Enjoy your time in the pokey, faggot

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>>689937063
>in north korean

>>689938133
Are you retarded ? Look it up there are lots of tourist video from Pyongyang

Posting on epic thread it sucks we will probably not know what happened to the Op with north korea being so closed

>>689938273

Story?

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>>689934743

OP?

>>689938200
There were computers (available for use between 12am-8pm i think) but theres no internet i suppose, only kwangmyong - their intranet
>>689938133
Are you retarded?

>>689934743
>I managed to smuggle an internet modem

why?

that's retarded on so many levels

0/10

OP you're fucking gangstar mahn, take pics of the ladies if you can, and post, holy shit these people have no freedom, take a pic of anything else tho too

>>689934743


ATTENTION: CIA

>>689938751
You aren't allowed to view the kwangmyong as a tourist. That's why you can't visite Internet cafes
0/10 trolling

spoken to any of the natives? put flowers and bowed before the massive statues yet? have you been to the Museum of the Construction of the Museum of the Construction of the Metro?

Actually funny thread !
I like the thing OP.

Enjoy taking vacation into shitland and get jailed here forever !

>>689934743
either state your exact location, timestamp or gtfo

also, have you seen any of the natives?

>>689936373
>Implying thats pronounseable

>>689936427
Reroll

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>>689937505
Hilarious how you had to copy paste kim jong un

>>689938069
i emailed china. u fucked now son

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>>689934743
Greetings from Capitalist Amerika!

Creeping in North Korea

>>689937505
Cuck

>>689934743
Become a communist or at least a socialist!
Hail to the revolution of a classless society

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>>689938114
>You RAZY! You work now!

>>689939062
I havent used it, the guy at reception just told me its available between 12-8pm.
>>689939111
Nah, will do later today. I'll join one of these tourist gropus
>>689939304
I have seen few people on the streets when i was on my way to hotel, but i don't know who they were.
>>689939209
At least i'm travelling the world while you're sitting at your mothers basement wanking to gay ass traps
>>689939654
China won't do shit. They don't give a single fuck about NK

Make a poster of Kim's face that says
DEAR LEADER IS WATCHING YOU
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

>>689939062
Or the dude hasn't used their computers to see what the DPRK version of the internet is.

>>689939111
Spooooke

Op just sent me a text via pigeon. He will post more once his photoshop updated to the new version.

knock over a display rack you madman. post something, faggot

Hey OP,

What's the purpose of you being in NK before enforcing their laws?

>>689939978
I emailed China a screenshot of you saying China won't do shit about my email. Now you're mandarin double-fucked.

Creeeeeeep

>>689940341
lost

>>689940341
topukeku

>>689940341
Good luck with that

>>689938754
>>689935951

he's probably talking about a wireless modem

>>689936684
An american tourist recently got sentenced to 15 years of labour in best Korea. Doing that would probably make them execute him with a bloody AA-gun

if you can, blast desiigner - panda

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>>689934743
none from sights from these hotels look like OP's photo

>>689937063
>North Korean
You do realize that it's still the same language as in the south, right?

OP is kil slash bread

>>689940928
>implying they would put real photos on the internet

>>689934857

>>689940795
Kill yourself

>>689934743
go to /pol/ and post this thread on there.

>>689940741
Finally someone got it
>>689940758
I'd rather get executed than 15 years of "labour" in NK. Fuck knows what are they really doing in these camps
>>689940795
Sorry i don't get it.
>>689941076
I'm not kill

>>689939882
>Become a communist or at least a socialist
>a classless society

Except for the ruling class.

The ruling class gets everything, the rest of society gets to stand in a two-hour line for a loaf of bread or some toilet paper.

Take a selfie of yourself with a north-korean from your building and make sure you tell him that the entire world is hoping they will get freedom one day, porn movies, coca-cola and banks

>>689938596
Stole a road sign, got 15 years in a labour camp

OP I hope you're behind 7 incognito modes

>>689937505
They dont have internet you retard

>>689941348
Post on pol OP and link us to it so we can legit see the flag

>>689939978
England, Norway, Denmark, the Netherlands, Switzerland, Florida, Costa Rica, Sweden, Czech Republic, Philippines, Hong Kong, Kenya, Tanzania, Egypt, Tunisia, Morroco (one week of walking through the Sahara), China.

Thanks Anon.

>>689941453
8 B)

>>689941396
north koreans believe they're in the best country in the world so telling one that will cause either hysteria or you dying

>>689941396
I want only the best for our shortsighted friends. Pepsi max, nectar of the gods.

>>689941493
This

>>689941158
get off the internet

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>>689941348
How is your korean watchman?
I mean, every tourist gets a nork to follow him all the time so he doesnt talk to people who should be busy for greatest leader.

Is your personal watchman an ok dude or do you never talk to him?

>>689934743
oh if you're american and they decide to arrest you, don't confess to anything. ask for a fair trial whenever they ask you a question. The last thing the norks want to do is to have an american die in their custody. They'll beat the shit out of you but they won't do any permanent damage. Just don't confess

>>689941493
Pls do this OP, you beautiful son of a bitch

>>689941348
How do you explain lights on the streets? As far as I know there are so many blackouts... Power should be so valuable that they shouldn't waste with so many lights on the street, even in the capital.

>>689941736
what foreigners see is a facade, they'll have streetlights on in certain areas where they keep the foreigners.

>>689935856
>being a fag in nk

cum on the sheets

>>689934743
>I managed to smuggle an internet modem from Chinese border and im in my hotel room right now, trips decide what i do
>don't make me do anything stupid
I'd say mission accomplished already.

Post as may pics as you can before they come to buttfuck you.

>>689935595
roll

>>689941848
Plastic fucking fruit?!!

>>689941868
>Being a fag everywhere

>>689941493
Chinese modem -> Chinese flag
Some time ago 4chan was not blocked from China, how about now?

>>689941101
I looked up those hotels' surroundings
I bet OP is posting from russian suburbs

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>>689934743
NO ONE LAUGH AT GREAT LEADER

>>689942039
ah
I see

I have no idea

>>689934743
Post a pic from McDonalds in Pyongyang

Get naked and run through the hotel screaming murder murder bloody murder

>>689934743
strip down and walk through the hallways of your hotel

>op hasn't posted any other pic
>mfw op photoshopped that picture and this is just bait

>>689934743
Why the fuck are you in NK (still don't believe you)? Who the fuck goes to NK for ANY reason? Hope you don't get caught but if you do, no sympathy at all. Serves you right for picking a tyrannical shit hole to vacation in.

>>689941888
winrar

lets see pyonyang

>>689934743
op is probably already in a concentration camp

>>689942096
shut up Kim

>>689941848
How about all the lights in the buildings in front of you? Are there really people living there and waking up so early?
I mean, you may as well be in China, if in asia at all...

>>689941736
There are no blackouts in Pyongyang since it's a representative place, the capital. But i've heard about the blackouts happening at smaller cities.
>>689941617
I talked with him for like 20 minutes, he seems okay but i can't be sure especially in North Korea
>>689941888
I'll post some pics tomorrow if they wont fuck me up

>>689942372
I'd hate to see a distraction camp

>we can safely conclude OP has died
>norks are eating his brain
>kimmy jongun is pissing on his corpse with his tiny wee wee
>yup OP's dead

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post on /int/ and see if the DPRK flag comes up

also what the fuck, OP

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>>689942418
Don't worry OP if something happens we will come for you

>>689942418
post them now you fucking cuck. I wanna see your room etc. For fucks sakes, show us a Northern Korean toilet w tp.

>>689942722
kek

>>689942722
No we won't.

Yell loud Allahu akbar

>>689942825
kek'd even more

>>689942096
Fuck off, Kim

Have you received any weird looks because you're a foreigner? What's your race?

>>689942413
again a facade, wouldn't be surprised if they had people that just go around and turn on and off lights in the areas where they keep the foreigners. remember, they have PLASTIC FUCKING FRUIT in the stores.

>>689942096
How fat is that turd these days?

300 pounds?

>>689942418
Did you see any soviet era car or some odd looking one?
You'd be my hero if u post some pics tmr
(you see, i have a particular fetish)

>>689942916
wow sick meme
i bet everyone there would understand

>>689937505
>fast as possile
Just fucking kill yourself

And this is how world war 3 started
Gg

>>689942418
>I cant be sure
Well, he is probably expendable and knows it so he'll make sure to be good at his job.
But I think most of the commis should be curious in the first place about non bestkoreans. He asked you stuff as he had the oppurtunity?

You are chinese arent you?
How many koreans have you spoken yet casually?
Are you even allowed to do that?

POST ON /int/ FOR GLORIOUS FLAG

You wont actually be sentaced to death unless you do anything that is directly against North Korean law.
All this anti DPRK hype has people believe you can actually be shot for folding a flag the wrong way which is off course absolute bullshit.

>build a pillow fort inside the bathroom
>circleshit around it
>pretend the feces are mines
>name fort The 38th Paralell
>smear shit messages of anti-DPRK writing over the walls
>sing The Star Spangled banner as high as you can, interrupted from time to time with a REEEEEEEE
>throw feces at DPRK guards as they burst through the door
>scream "you may take my life, but you can never take my capitalism" as they beat you down and arrest you
>get sentenced to execution by AA-machine gun, most glorious death
>everyone will be believe that what happened is just DPRK propaganda
>get hailed as a hero worldwide
>???
>profit

>>689941493
This

take dick out and cap on receptionist

ffs op is a fucking faggot sitting in a russian suburb. fuck him and his troll thread. moron cant even show some simple photos of his room

>>689943458
*fap

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>>689934743
you just see you fiwthy amewican dog

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>>689942377
>>689942968
YOU ARE BANNED FROM GLORIOUS COUNTRY
>>689943111
NICE TRIPS YANKEE

>>68994335
Those ridiculous stories of people being sentenced to death by AA guns are blatantly false. That would never happen and it has never happened before.

>>689942722
lol thanks
>>689942447
I'm not dead
>>689942784
It took me 4 attempts and few minutes to post a pic in the first post. I had to restart my modem twice. I'm having a connection problems right now, will try in a moment
If it won't work, i'll post them tomorrow, remember i'm here for 4 days
>>689943012
Surprisingly no weird looks. Im European
>>689943152
Havent seen any to be honest. Just these new, wannabe modern North Korean cars

>>689936427
roll

>>689943111
245 pounds

>>689942784
North Korean toilets are really just the helmets of fallen Korean-War US soldiers

>>689943861
kek

Dude, the leader of NK reported just died from a suicide attack.

http://www.eastasiatribune.com/north-asia/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-dead-after-apparent-suicide-attack/

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>>689943705
No problem,anything for you OP (unless you're illegal)

>>689943705
Shit, you probably are in NK... there are no soviet cars anymore. Only old fiats with NK badges and Chinese cars with NK badges as far as i know

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print this poster en masse, throw them from your hotel room window

>>689935777
North Korea proxies aren't anything special newfag.

>>689944067
fake satire website.

>>689944067
holy shit

>>689939376
>pronounseable

>>689943692
just like that millitary guy that was executed with an anti tank weapon or something like that for falling asleep in a ceremony right? fucking weaboos defending even north korea

>>689944067
fake and gay

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>>689944284
my favorite headline from that site

Malaysian Man Loses Testicle After Being Caught Snapping ‘Upskirt’ Shot

>>689943353
Holy fuck my sides, someone please screencap this

>>689944067
>suicide attack
>he attacked himself
>believable

>>689937505
hahahaha

OP here
i gotta go, i need to hide the modem n shit and get some sleep before i check out rest of Pyongyang. I'll try to post tomorrow.
Wish me luck

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>>689937505
thats fuuuuucked