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I am russian. Ask questions
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>>689910527
OP'S post was headed in the right direction...
...and then pic related
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>>689910527
Y U INVADE YOUCRAINA??
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why do all russians look like they've been drinking 7 days straight ? Also russian hairstyle is fucking retarded
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Forgive english, I am russia
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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>>689910527
pedik
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What part of Russia do you live in?
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ты из какой город? тебе нравится ваша страна?
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>>689910527
Why aren't you squatting in your picture?
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>>689911075
i am from moskow and i hate russia
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>>689911269
back to 2ch you go pidor
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Who shot the malaysian airplane down in ukraine ? Who do you think is guilty for this.
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>>689910838

we are Christians although thumps like goats, and so hate gays
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Cyka Blyat?
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>>689910527
Is life in Russia good for people who don't need much?
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>>689911328
in 2ch very much cattle
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>>689911107
Yes! Why u no squat op?
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>>689911512
no, in russia people life wery bad
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rush b?
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>>689911512

in Russia can be beaten just so and so you have to carry a knife because guns are prohibited in Russia
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>>689910527
Where is your kalashnikov cyka
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>>689911787
prohibited weapons in Russia so we are fighting very well
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>>689911907
no they aren't

also what do you think of my mommy? shes very pretty yes?
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>>689911775
lol, i dont play csgo
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>>689911777
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA57p4AvLWw
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>>689911984
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>>689912109
what
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Why did you execute polish officers in 1941?

Why did you starve Ukraine?

Why did you force millions of peasants into Siberia?
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>>689912109
mommy
>>689912429
he said russia not soviet union
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>>689912429
It did fucking Stalin
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>>689910527
On a scale from 9 to 10, how drunk are you right now?
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>>689910527
Why aren't you squatting atm ?
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>>689912690
0/10
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>>689910838
post nudes
I am homosex too
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>>689910527
What's your MMR on Dota 2?
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>>689910527
How many track suites do you own, faggot?
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>>689913130
i dont play dota, in dota play 10 years old schollguys
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>>689913192
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>>689910527

post dick
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>>689913364
faggot
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How come Putin?

And how many Putins would you rate the Syrian Civil War, from a purely entertainment perspective?
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>>689910527
What are the gun laws out in Russia
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>>689913539
Googleityourselffaggot.gov
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>>689913230
do yo ever fuck a 10 years old schoolguy?
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>>689913465

Putin is a dictator, he prohibits pornography, pirated games, and talk bad about him
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>>689910527
Do all nice girl has webcam?
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>>689913683
no, i fuck my sister
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>>689913760
no
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>>689912914
Why do russian hats have foreskin?
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>>689910527
can u squat like slav?
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>>689913698
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>689913945
what is foreskin?
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>>689914077
твое мнение неинтересно даже твоим тупым родителям, так что молчи, мудак
Я слышал, что твоя мамка запатентовала диету, которая состоит только из спермы. Какого это быть первым её испытателем, не считая свою мамашу?
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>>689914110
Googleityourselfnigger.org
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>>689914077
натуре ахуел, гандон!!! что блять за манеры, лошарик блять? ты думай каво нахуй пасылаешь, сучарик! я же жопу парву, сука!!! Ты блять ахуевшая рожа папизди тут еще.. ты же блять хуесос ваще не въезжаешь куда ты папал сука? ты блять с такими манерами своими иди блять в сваю писочницу… к сынкам блять… тинок блять… пока тебе хуй на жопу не натянули!!! пидрёнок блять.. ахуеть блять.. детки пашли. неваспитанные ни хуя.. блять! я тебя тока што круто апустил. ты сасёш. тебе щас некогда.. ты хуй сосёшь а вот ты блять скажи, что происходит в ауре человека во время объятий анахатами? :)) не знаешь?? а всё потому, что ты блять теорию тантры не слушал.. притухни ваще там, очко сраное! ты ПИЗДА, учить будешь свои носки… а я срал на тебя… прямо на тваю плешивую макушку...... потому чтоты питушара апущенная… в тебя тока харкать.. и срать на тебя.. понял??? ты хуесос и тока что это признал..... ты просто хуесос, в подружки ка мне не набивайся даже…
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>>689914236
No I decided on the pure sperm diet myself.

I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I can drink cum out of 5 cocks at once and still consider myself straight.
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>>689913945
I don't know I aint russian
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>>689914110
Under aged as fuck KYS
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Is Islam even legal? Is nigger a form of trans species in Russia?
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>>689913945
Real question is why do Americans.

It's like the only major country that thinks that knives and genitals are a good match
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Blyaaaaat
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>>689914531
САСАТЬ! бля.. пидарас..... Ха-хаха… то есть ты признаёшь что в приницпе, при определенных условиях, ты будешь хуй сосать??? Ха-хаха… Пи-и-и-и-и-и-и-и-и-идар!!!! Пи-и-и-и-и-дар!! ПИДАР ТЫ!!!!!!!! ты тока что признал что ты БУДЕШЬ хуй сосать… хули теперь отмазываешься??? или ты за базар не отвечаешь?? раз ты признал себя пидаром, знaчит ты пидар и нехyй теперь кидать гнилые отмазы..... соси лучше хуй… нехуй тут базарить.. соси хуй и не отвлекайся! гы-гы… какая тут нахуй логика, если ты хуй сосёшь?? ты не тока ПИДАРАС но еще и пиздун? Ха-хаха! ты бля не тока хуесос и пиздун — ты еще и ТУПОЙ ПИЗДУН! :)) гы-гы… САСИ!!! Опущенное чмо!!!! Ты — опущенное чмо . потому что во-первых, ты хуесос, как сам признал.. во-вторых, ты пиздун, как тока что выяснилось, и в-третьих, ты тупой пиздун, потому что пиздешь твой беспонтовый! панятно объясняю??? законспиктируй бля...... и медитируй начё??
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>>689910527
Post picture of you squatting
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>>689914797
ENGLISH you bear wrestling chain smoking twat
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>>689910838
This is the best story i've ever read. Wish you the best luck
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>>689913858
>i am gay
then why you fuck the girl?
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>>689910527

post your dick?
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>>689915184
Are you sitting on a ladder?
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>>689910527
Do you like masha Babko?
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>>689916100

That is a good idea....
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>>689916374

Is that russian sarcasm?
Do eet
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>>689910527
Will you accept my American blue jeans as currency?
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>>689916523
Nyet
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>>689910527
In mother Russia, question asks you
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