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>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
>jenny claim
chen is the cutest
Cat o'clock?
>claim
>Managed to doze off for an hour-ish
Life's somewhat good.
>>689886886 homura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efdPHHlLTgI
how about you?
>>689886995
why are you trying to steal my sweet girl, anon?
>>689886910 knee
no way
she's mine
she's very loyal
>>689886909
no
she's very cute
>>689886914
no, one hundred times no, syndra
i will protect chen against those who will try to steal her
Miho claimed
>>689887432
Nyan
claim
jesus christ you guys was no one baking a bread i mean like seriously even on this 100k connection i managed to bake a new bread before any i mean seriously what the fuck guys?
>>689887358
Rollin for steal
>>689887606
hello robo
Mint Cocoa oatmeal, hmm...
>>689887432
>cat
>>689887606
Thanks for the bread~
>>689887671
it look like a guy.
your waifu a transexual
Best German CV Claimed
>>689887432
ok
>>689887566
Your waifu is furry
>>689887766
and yours a slut
>>689887566
Right now I'm giving Tame Impala self titled album a re-listen on my new old sound system, but I've been following a random jazz chart from /mu/.
>>689887765
Your waifu is a furry
>>689887332
youre waifu a shit
>>689887606
i didn't even know we hit image limit
>>689887671
roll
>>689887739
roll
>>689887566
roll
>>689887566
Because having a little fluffy would be nice.
I'll roll again, in fact.
>>689887569
>>689887739
>>689887766
>>689887855 (Basically a cat at this point)
Yay cats
This is for the cat poster.
>>689887706
hey doggo
>>689887739
no problem.
>>689887870
youre gramer a shit
>>689887914
half the time i forget about image limit.
>>689887914
>>689887855
>>689887852
>>689887766
>>689887976
You wish to have this ass, don't you?
>>689887852
And, how does it sound?
>>689888060
This is very cute, thank you anon.
>>689887976
I've been flirting with Burning Inquiry for a while, do you think it could make a decent fun/casual deck? I was thinking of going BR with either cards like Liliana's Caress or Waste Not.
>>689887332
My number cucks you, Sheldon ass nigga!
>>689887914
Roll for Shizu
:^)
>>689887976
>cat
>>689887976
Nyan
>>689888163
Your welcome
>>689888163
>dem panties
It sounds pretty awesome, I'm conflicted because I want to re-listen to all my favourite albums but I also want to listen to new stuff.
>You wish to have this ass
But I have better.
>>689888220
nowhere near cuck
>jenny
>>689888180
You're almost flirting with a modern deck i've seen floating around.
http://www.starcitygames.com/article/31178_8-Rack-In-Modern.html
>>689888245
>>689888286
Nyan!
>>689888503
Legs feet!
>>689888503
>that feeling when you wish to give every decent album a try, but you forget about it.
>But I have better.
no, no.
but, striped panties are cute, i'll give you that one.
>>689887836
Furry !
>>689887976
>more cats then
>>689888163
Te furry ass ? nah thx
>>689888707
wait, what.
>>689888613
Nyan
>>689888613
Nyan~
>>689888503
>wew lad
ralph pootawn claimed
>>689888742
Graf, sience when was your waifu such a big whore?
look at her, she looks like she begs for the d.
what's with that cat bra? that's so unoriginal, therefore your waifu is not original at all, she's just a copy and she wants to be like other girls, not unique.
>>689888820
>>689888846
yeah, I realised after I posted.
>>689888742
graf, take a clear look at this waifu
>>689888897
yours is trying so hard to be like her and fit in.
in conclusion, beautiful waifu, but no personality, would fuck for a day, but not picking her for a lifetime.
>>689889213
since*
my bad.
autistic weeaboo claimed
Jenny claim
>>689889213
Wat? Nyan
>>689888707
Chen.
>>689888820
Not Homu.
>>689888846
Not Chen.
>>689888613
O. That looks interesting, do you think Shrieking Affliction is better than Liliana's Caress and Megrim? It sure is cheap but looks a bit slow to me. But I guess it's not to be in a competitive deck.
>>689888648
You wanna sniff em? I won't tell Tats.
>>689888707
Plain red panties are the best though, I hate how almost no one draws them.
>>689889124
Pssst nobody saw that.
>>689889445
Im only gonna look.
Kevin
kagami claimed!!
Claim before sleep
newfag bait claimed
>>689889445
Saw what?
>>689889683
Spooky claim
>>689889689
Goodnight?
>>689889423
i just used your waifu as an example for a normal and original waifu.
>>689889445
>>689888820
>>689888707
both are mine.
i don't know, I like lace panties.
but, the red is kinda attractive for the eye.
>>689889788
hey amatsu, are you spooked?? kek
>>689889689
good night Rory
>>689889877
I can do spooky too
How's the briefs?
>>689889523
Your loss.
>>689889683
Kagamiii.
>>689889788
Good question.
>>689889689
Nighty night.
>>689889850
Exactly, it's the color that stands out the most on your skin.
>red underwear also reminds me of blood elves from WoW.
>>689888716
>>689888742
>>689888897
>>689889124
>>689889423
Delicious catty goodness
Love it
>>689889445
Welll it can be, but it also dies out later in the game. If you draw lily's caress later in the game, you usually have little to no cards in hard with that deck and it would almost be a dead card until you draw something else to use with it.
About the speed, the deck being slow, it isn't a huge issue because it is more about keep the opp from doing what they want to do than you doing a whole lot.
Then again though, that deck has 4 liliana of the veil, which are about $100 each. It's not exactly a deck for casual play.
>>689890152
Jesus fuck the typos.
I'm tried. Lol
>>689889963
oh wow....that's actually pretty scary!!
>>689890061
hey homu, how goes it with you?
>>689889850
Ok?
>>689890061
Only Tats <3
>>689890152
>Kitty
Need to leave for a while to get food, see ya.
>>689890152
Money isn't a problem, I'm currently playing through Magic Workstation and my friends don't mind a couple of prosthesis (paper inside the card covers to indicate it's another card).
But yea... I'm mostly checking this for ideas, I kind of want to build my own even if it turns out terrible.
>>689890279
Preeetty good. But guess what woke me up?
I hope you had a good night. It just got a little bit better but it could have been more than a little bit if I had time to talk right now.
>>689890429
Pussy.
Lain stops by to say hi!
She would stay and chat, but she seems busy trying to get these wires out of the way..
Ok... this is a long shot but... Looking for a dad.
I have a problem and I dunno if this is a place to put it... I don't know if there is any other place for it so here goes.
I just turned 20 and I currently go to college here in Vancouver. Things are all going wrong for me recently: Broke up with girlfriend, lost my part-time job, failing at school. I have no friends or family to turn to. I felt so depressed I even considered suicide. But then I realized there's something I have really wanted all my life as I was growing up and I must experience it before I leave this world. That is fatherly love...
I'm not into gay sex but I really want to be able to hold a man in my arms and be held... that is something straight man cannot help me with, and I don't believe there are many real dads that do this with their son. I'm also scared of what mess I might get myself into if I post this information on a regular gay hook-up site.
The father figure in my imagination is a masculine white male probably between the age of 35 ~ 50? But I'm not racist so other ethnics might do.
This is not a hoax or trap and I am not looking for anything financially from anyone. I just want some emotional support before I decide whether to end my life or not.
In exchange for fatherly love, you can take advantage of me. But I am not open to anal sex, and if you are some horny child abuser... I'm going to have to resort to violence (trust me I am not afraid, as I do not even fear of ending my own life).
If you are looking for a one night stand then forget it. If you think you might be interested, you can email me for my picture(i'm not ugly) [email protected]
Thanks for reading this long and stupid post, I just thought it's worth a try...
>>689890279
Are you spooked?
>>689889642
Dork/10
Has anyone claimed best girl?
>>689890629
lol, i knew she'd wake you up, my night was alright, im kinda tired right now
>>689890658
konata!!!!
>that's fresh pasta
>>689890664
i am....that doesn't even look like amatsu anymore
i haven't had any briefs in a while lol, just shipping containers!!
>>689890999
TSUYU BRINGS TRIPS
>>689891011
pasta, what? I need a dad :(
>>689891038
I don't speak Japanese ;-;
>>689890651
hi lain!
>>689891090
!!!
i didn't know that!! im sorry!!
>>689890629
Sure. That article actually goes in to quite a lot of cards that are good in that deck and why you'd use some if you're just poking around.
>>689890429
>>689890603
Meow
.
I think i'ma catch some sleep. Got shit to do today.
See you all later.
Love most of you!
>>689891318
>>689890999
yes, see >>689890666
>>689891355
Im out of cat pics.
>>689891399
fine, fine....ill take your soda
here
My internet connection sucks
>>689891765
how do you shitpost so well then?
>>689891765
It will be back soon there Tails.
>>689891823
i never shitpost
maybe i'm a bit of a jerk to others but that's all.
what's the big deal?
>>689891907
hybrid cat.
>>689892027
I'm in love with you, you'll have to guess who I am though
>>689891765
Your waifu is a faggpt
>>689892027
Twice the fluff.
>>689892104
because im a jerk?
>>689892209
no, she is a beautiful girl
please don't speak ill of her or i'll be forced to fight you
>>689890666
Satan trips for the nigger.
>>689887332
Ooooohhh aaaahhhh unf unf unf aahhhh! It is the fragrant best time of waifu vagoo! Hnnnnnnngh!
>The schwanz is in the waifu's favorite vagoo as the hip is rocked in the neko style (I am more of a cat person, you see)
Ooohhhh waifu, erp erp erp! It is the time! Erp erp erp!
>But the waifu passes out because people were watching the erp
>She fails to brace herself as the schwanz unloads the rich seamin
>She is launched majestically into the horizon and into orbit
>She crash lands into the moon and penetrates it to the core
>The moon is pragnated
Waifu! Come back! >=(
It is still good to be the king! The schwanz king!
>>689888245
still rolling
>>689888163
no
>>689892262
let's get married
>>689892262
Your waifu is furry cunt
>>689892224
>
my headphones stopped working and i can't listen to music
i really wanted to fite graf
>>689892330
yes
>>689892416
and yours is very ugly please go away
>>689892414
i'm not chara dude
i'm not falling for bait that easly
>>689892320
Mornin Schwanz. At it bright and early I see.
>>689892507
He still not back yet.
>>689892320
Thank you schwanz king.
Its my birfday today
>>689892414
>>689892104
wait.
so, who are you?
konota anon?
>>689892654
Happy birthday
Ugly u say ?? Look at yours first
>>689892760
:O
>>689892654
Happy birthday, I'll send you socks
>>689891577
I want one too.
>>689892654
Happy birthday Kneesocks!
>>689892760
Theenks
>>689892908
So, it was you?
>>689892654
Happy day of birth!
>>689892934
you're looking a little cold there homu, you actually fell into the fridge this time lol
>>689892600
Good morning! ^,^
Before the day's errands is the best time! And the school uniform is very attractive!
>I go to the schoolgirl store to buy a schoolgirl uniform
>The cashier tells me they don't accept my monopoly money
>I defecate regally and powrefully on the countertop. It shatters the counter and the sonic boom deafens the cashier. Guile's theme plays in the background because it goes with everything.
>I go off with the uniform and the schoolgirls
>>689892908
Long enough to cover my hairy knees?
>>689892934
Thanks Homura
>>689893086
Almost down to the minute
>>689893090
This is totally what I was doing the other day. Lock me in the fridge, it's much better temperature than outside.
How was that morning? What got you tired?
>>689893186
send pics
>>689893084
O:
who is the anon who wants to marry me?
i don't know.
im confused
>>689892654
Having the happy brithday! Get the lots of presents and schwanzcake!
>>689893518
>schwanzcake
>>689892507
i really don't though
>>689888245
rererolling
>>689893484
you're so cute ;-;
>>689893484
you're so disgusting ;-;
>>689893484
you're so awesome ;-;
>>689893484
you're so retarded ;-;
>>689893326
Would if I could, Im mobile today
>>689893518
Maybe not the schwanz, but I do have the carrot!
Itll be very boring this year
Many thanks!
>>689893484
I mean it isnt me, but...
>>689893831
>>689893761
>>689893729
>>689893643
So, is Konota anon.
>>689893851
Oh, okay.
>>689893484
you're such a idiot ;-;
>>689894194
you're so confused ;-;
>>689894273
>>689894309
ok Konota anon, i tought you were a cool dude
but fuck no
you are very rude
>>689894762
disgusting furry
And then /waifu/ was kill.
/waifu/ was born dead.
>>689895246
But what if /waifu/ is not kill????
>>689895535
Then it's very good at pretending.
>>689895246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq54jb_5WCI
>>689895510
Well thats sad
>>689895771
https://youtu.be/t4Af_TEN7Yc
I prefer this version to be honest.
I don't see Hana around here any where
Am I the only faggot in this thread?
>>689896664
It's a super slow morning, so...maybe?
>>689896799
Well shit, there is no reason for me to shitpost, thread will die on it's own.
>>689896664
No, were very mellow today
>>689897067
It's just a thread.
Slow thread is nice
Train bump
There's a dead rat on the train.
Belgian railroads are always an adventure
>>689897632
Welke provincie en halte
Hey guys how's it doing
Mumei claim.
Should anyone even cook?
Boobies!
>claiming yume
>>689898691
Hello Yume
>>689898518
Hey Yui
Home now. Got more chicken. I really need to stop getting these every morning.
