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>>689869120
show me your tits

welcome to what women have dealt with since the beginning of time. men are pretty terrible

>>689869120
The Army's on ecstasy so they say
I read all about it in USA Today
They stepped up urine testing to make it go away
'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA

Said the King of contradiction
To the Queen of mystery
The Prince of paradox,
He dogs me like a flea
So I'll set my troops upon him
And bring him to his knees
When all is said and done
I'll pick a fight with the Chinese
The Queen she stared at him long and hard
And then she softly said
I'll rub you down with linseed oil
To ease your throbbing head
She slipped a note in an apricot
And threw it to the whores
The jester read the words
Something wicked this way roars

The Army's on ecstasy so they say
I read all about it in USAToday
They stepped up urine testing to make it go away
'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA

The price they put upon the heads
Of folks with poignant views
Would be better spent on the children
Without shoes
And when the King condoned
The actions of the liar
He forgot to weight the awesom power
Of the village crier

The Army's on ecstasy so they say
I read all about it in USAToday
They stepped up urine testing to make it go away
'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA

The Army's on ecstasy so they say
I read all about it in USAToday
[in Japanese: The Army's on ecstasy so they say
I read all about it in USAToday
They stepped up urine testing to make it go away
'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA]

The people were is the trees, chased up by a warthog. The giraffes just came over and picked them out of the trees.

Men can be distant and mean but at least we aren't crazy as fuck like women

>>689868768
Does it always take this long for you to go to sleep
>>689868821
Watch penny dreadful with snarf, it's quite good

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I just found this on e621

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>>689869500
That gif is actually well made

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>>689869425
hah

Guys can be just as bad.

>>689869425
I'm lazy as fuck and cold and distant
>>689869395
This sounds absolutely ridiculous

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>>689869428
not at all. I'm just not feeling like sleep lately, but am trying not to add to the sleeplessness with bombarding my eyes with brightlights you know. gives me a headache after a while

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>>689869425
Mean to other guys, but girls get worshipped by them.

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>>689869263

I'm bi but I've had less relationship issues with guys than girls. Guy here

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>>689869642
too true. I hate how people justify their own sexuality by dissing the other gender. Men and women can both be great or terrible. It's not 2nd grade anymore boys vs girls.

>>689870048
Guys just leave you feeling lonely in their company. I'd rather have drama than apathy.

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>>689869609
dat thumbnail
here it is with moar pixels.. can't post because it's .01 mb over the 4chan limit

static1.e621.net/data/82/b1/82b1f33238fc7b440a10180585c52085.png

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this is why i like pictures like this
the sexual bit is secondary to them
they are distracted by the pure joy of being in eachother's presence

>>689869776
It takes me forever to go to sleep

>>689869428
We're watching Avalanche Sharks now.

>>689870321
>>689870321
whys tht

>>689870321
I have the same problem.

It's 4:53AM :l

>>689870409
I don't know how you two find these movies
>>689870423
Not sure. I only sleep easily when I'm physically exhausted as fuck. I've built up a tolerance to diphenhydramine again so that shit doesn't work right now

>>689870509
How do you deal with it

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>>689870222
But if you feel lonely no matter who you are with, it becomes a mental thing.

Then you have those brief moments where you wake up in the morning, and don't recognize your spouse next to you sleeping. The spouse who has been by your side for years. You forget briefly before waking up more.

It's that kind of shit that makes you fucked up in the head.

>>689870567
go away east coast scum

(<3)

>>689870809
I think marriage fucks you in the head no matter what

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>>689870824
;_; I'm in FL

>>689870222
Well I'm also a hopeless romantic so I love to cuddle and make my loved ones feel special but I guess that's just me :(

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>>689870567
What up Eastbrother.

>>689870897
>When you found your life mate and yet you still somehow feel like you are alone in life

It hurts to really think about it.

>>689870577
yeah being exhausted is the best sleep
im kind of trippin out here wuth sounds i should bed now

>>689870923
Romance fades. Eroded by broken dreams and unfulfilled promises. If you don't get made to feel special, then there's no redeeming reason to stay in the relationship.

>>689870759
I don't.

>>689869290
Dat Oysterhead tho

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>>689871081
sup my nigga

>>689871081
I think you and I have very similar situations

>>689871203
Don't I know it. I'm taking a break from dating right now myself, no one wants a real relationship and I do so fuck em I'll wait till I find the one who treats me right as well

>>689870048
>>689870222
idk men and women are both pretty cool in their own ways

>>689871536
How can you do that when you don't date though?
>>689871547
They are, but I've yet to find a woman who just wants what I want so I stay with men.

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>My AndroidTV Suffers an error during updating

Please don't make me have to flash it manually in the morning please god.

>>689871346
You safe down in FL? I mean I know its a big state and all, but still.

>>689871205
I guess we're both screwed huh

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>>689871692
Yeah I'm fine thanks for asking :)
I'm not open about my sexual preference but it's been a, um, interesting couple of days

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>>689871495
I really have a hard time finding comfort in people. Sometimes its easier online than in person, that alone is fucked.

>>689870920
you got Allahu Gaybar-ed

>>689871547
[women]
So what do you want for dinner?
>Anything's fine.
OK. How about Pizza Hut.
>...ugh. Fine.
...?
> ¬_¬
What.
>Nothing.
What's with the "ugh"?
>Nothing.
If you don't want Pizza Hut, just say something.
>It's just...
...
>...Pizza Hut is disgusting.
But you said anything is fine.
>I know what I said. Anything but Pizza Hut.
Then why would you-- whatever. How about takeout?
>...
(argument builds from there)

[men]
So what do you want for dinner?
>Anything's fine.
So...Pizza Hut?
>Sure.
Cool.

(end)

>>689871667
You sound like my friends but I'm too sick of the bullshit to even try and date right now, I already have enough stress and sorrows of my own without having to worry about a relationship

>>689871806
Take up an exercise regiment before bed.

>>689871907
No it isn't. I've been that way pretty much my entire life. I was lucky enough to find someone I fell deeply inlove with but it started out online. There's no reason to belittle online interaction just because it's new and different than the way humans used to interact. Just don't assume it's all you need.
>>689872063
Then there's nothing wrong with that! You should worry about you first and foremost. I just hate to see other lonely people.

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>>689871897
Aye, in this country anymore nothing is safe. Being an introvert is becoming more of a defense mechanism for survival.

That said only my fiancee knows I am bi.

>>689871806
Make that three of us. (Thanks Viral Pneumonia!)

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>>689872063
>>689871667
>>689872029
>making an honest effort to sustain a stable relationship
>not just bedhopping night after night, filling the emptiness and loneliness in your heart with copious amounts of alcohol
plebs

>>689872388
That's how people get HIV

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>>689872029
I prefer the direct, masculine approch to those sorts of situations. A simple answer is always nice.

Although, Ive known guys that are just as indecsive and double-meaning with their words.

>>689869500
how did you do that?

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>>689872026
It sucks that now FL has been synonymous with that incident, probably for a very very very long time.

>>689872383
I'm just naturally a big loner :<

>>689872329
Lonely is my middle name
>>689872388
I tried the whole hey life's a joke get drunk and high and fuck everything bit, it was fun but I want more

>>689872551
kinda like how everyone thought about the twin towers in NYC

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>>689872543
Stole it
Someone else did it

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>>689872329
Honestly considering that my social out bringing happened online (and in fact on here of most places) It took me a few years to adjust to normal social interaction outside.

Moving helped as well.

>>689872551
Virginia still has Virginia Tech, so you are not entirely wrong there.

Also being a loner is nice, but deep down inside everyone desires companionship. Whether it be unconditional or otherwise.

>>689872551
To be fair, its just one thing on the laundry list of terrible things Florida is known for.

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>>689872388
>leaving your house
>ever
come on, now.

does anyone here have a valid reason on why to get married? just be boyfriend and girlfriend...
YOU MUST GIVE A RING TO EACH OTHER UNLESS YOU DON'T LOVE EACH OTHER MUCH... why?..

>>689872734
I wish moving was an option for me. But the more I stay here the more in love I fall with my home. Someone's got to improve it and it won't happen if all the progressives move away.

>>689872681
When I download it + upload it somewhere else, the thumbnail is totally normal. Just a still frame of the gif.

Are you a witch?

>>689869120
>tfw no selfsucking aussie bf

>>689872792
YES! I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT! Like, if you're not Christians (or under any other religion that encourages marriage), why get married? Why not just live together as if you were?

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>>689872792
Better tax rates.
Get on your partners insurance.
Various other legal privileges.

Marriage isn't about love, it's about money.

>>689872792
You have very little understanding of how being an adult works.

Marriage and the rights it provides are of paramount importance to making someone a real member of your family. Now instead of your parents taking all your stuff and burying you somewhere, your "boyfriend" you love so much gets a say. Things like that. Marriage is not just a ring.

>>689872792
for the cake

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>>689872653
I'd still like to live in NYC for a while. I like big cities where there's a lot of people good and bad.

>>689872753
I've only been here for like half a year and yeah, Florida has shown me some pretty terrible things

>>689872734
I am here talking to people, that must be a sign that I'm not entirely deprived from wanting to talk to someone. There are days where I don't speak to anyone else but myself. I know that sounds weird.

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>>689872854
Idk

>>689873029
As someone who's never been in a city bigger than his capital--NYC scares the living shit out of me.

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>>689869120
this guy needs to lrn2anatomy

the sheath isn't that long when the knot is outside, it just scrunches up behind the knot

not saying that knotting your own mouth would be impossible, but he'd have to bend himself a little harder to reach that far down

>>689873293
... that picture is adorable.

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>>689872834
The hope of making anywhere and everywhere as progressive as SanFran is a hopeful ideal, but an unlikely reality.

For comparison, we might have a black president. But we also had one of the worst instances of a potential race war on our hands in a long time. There is no balance in the good or bad, its just chaos ruling above ignorance.

>>689873029
Talking to yourself is not bad, as long as you do not do it in front of others.

>>689873386
HELLO FRIEND
I HAVE BEEN DRINKING FRIEND

>>689873466
>sanfran
let's not get crazy here.
>>689873492
why have you been doing this david
this is probably bad because I'm not drinking with you

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>>689873492
Hi

Post more

>>689873589
because it makes me feel better
i puked but only a little bit
how are you
tell me about your recent mushroom trip
how did it conclude

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>>689873105
Florida is mostly boring af. Everything closes too early and I like NYC attitude. Why would it scare you?

>>689873466
I do it at home alone and on my bike :u

>>689873669
everyone left me so I felt terrible and it wouldn't stop so I went outside for a walk in the morning sun and it was glorious

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>>689873727
Bitch
Close early
In Utah store close at 9pm
Only special shops stay open
One mall at 7pm

>>689873727
alien territory, lack of wildlife, people's attitudes and customs a world different from the south's.

>>689873825
that is very nice it's the main reason why i walk everywhere
i will not leave you it is okay

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>>689873589
Have a better example?

>>689873727
Not bad at all. I do it walking around outside a lot, Mostly at night though.

Been walking at night more often now because of Pokemon of all things.

>>689874027
not really I'm not very well traveled

London however was epic.

>>689874027
Pokemon? khe? lol

>>689873932
idunno I really like people's attitude in NYC where they aren't cuddling you and each person has their own busy life.

>>689873914
That sounds awful but still. Streets are so barren at night and I hate it.

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draguunz are objectively amazing

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>>689873932
NYC is not that bad, most people like to be kept to themselves (with the exception of those asshats trying to give you pamphlets and trying to sell you shit on every side walk and in Times Square).

Just put on some buds, keep your eyes in front of you, and just walk.

>>689874212
that sounds awful

NYC sounds awful

snuggles you have abandoned me

>>689874421
That sounds lonely. That sounds awful. That sounds like being surrounded by even more vapid, useless people without the benefit of lush wildlife and rich cultural heritage. No thanks.

>>689874552
I did not

I have nothing else to say, do drunk things instead

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>>689874125
I have not left much outside of the mid-north east. Let alone outside of the country.

>>689874212
Pokemon Go, been testing it for a few weeks now.

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>>689874456
>>689874625
Guess it's not for everyone but to me it sounds great. The lonely wilderness also sounds great to me. The last thing I want is repetitive empty boringness. I hate staying in the same place for more than a couple of years.

>>689874714
Isn't that not out yet?

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>>689874625
Unfortunately despite what you may feel or think much of the world is like this whether it be immediately noticeable or not.

If you want to not feel lonely, go to a convention. Any convention.

>>689874667
all i want to do when i drink is talk to my friends though

>>689875054
>convention
are you being serious

Anyone got that gif where the dog one gets his shit bit off? Now I have to show someone

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>>689875027
Indeed, that is why I stated "testing" it out.

I was invited to the field test of the game. Its not too bad but its far from being finished.

>>689875137
Depending on your fandom, you will find some overly nice people there that will want to hang with you. Plus all around people are genuinely nice if not a little hyper.

Of course this info is dated since I have not gone to an anime convention or anything of the sort in ages.

>>689872388
I gave up on sex a long time ago. I'd rather masturbate. Less effort, more reward.

I'm not a virgin or anything. I just find relationships pointless. i don't even know why I'm still in one.

>>689875448
why would anyone keep that

>>689875512
Is it any good? The trailer looked cool but obviously not realistic.

>>689875512
my one experience of a furcon was so terrible I never ever want to repeat that for any reason

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>>689875820
Its alright. There is no PvP yet, you cannot battle wild pokemon (just throw a ball and try your luck) The AR is there but its a bigger battery and processor hog (thankfully there is a toggle to disable it) Gyms are kinda shit and need fixing and Evolutions are shit but its better than the system they had in place before in the earlier test version.

Only the original 151 are in the game for now.


>>689875986
Never been to one but I met a few furs in person before. They seem to be genuinely nice people.

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>>689876328
doesn't sound too interesting tbh :(
How'd you get to test it out? random people?

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>>689872424
anyone know anymore images like this? the intimacy portrayed here and in pic related is a huge turn on for me

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>>689876605
It was semi-random but it also seemed to be depending on how much you may have played the dev's first game as well as region.

They did another test invite wave last week which they primarily focused on the west coast. Servers were lagging left and right.

The biggest issue is that the devs are afraid to make the game more like the original pokemon games for some reason.

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>>689869120
Oh sweet! Another Spiderman thread. I can tell by OP's label. OP labeled his thread where no one's filters can pick up on it.

Here you go OP!

>>689877014
again, I left my romance folder in my other pants

>>689877243
oh thank god spiderman is here to bump

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>>689877137
:/ ehh I'm not into pokemon anymore anyways. It gets kinda boring after a while.

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Romance is fucking dead.

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>>689877435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsN0U3tr4Jc
>>689877243
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>>689877575
bleech urslf fagit

>>689877525
>actually putting in the effort

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>>689877626
No, you will not force me to listen to a song.

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>>689877633
I am. You guys wanna have these threads? Fine. Just label them in a manner that a filter could pick them up.

>>689877435
What is dead may never die.
>>689877859
oh fuck off you idiot

>>689877859
I have no solution for your filtering

Maybe just get over it?

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>>689877752
i just did furfag

>Label threads, get scat
>Don't label threads, get spiderman

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>>689877985
Sounds like a ridiculed quote.

>>689878139
I didn't even open it, ya gay faggot.

>>689878290
oh okay fine then I just wont quote towards you at all

how do you like that

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>>689878290
ill penetraet yer aenis if ya dont maet

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>>689878431
Go ahead

IT'S NOT LIKE THE ECONOMY DEPENDS ON IT

>>689877994
No thanks. Last month we tried to get out it's own board like /mlp/ but the fur crowd was opposed to it. So I made filters since a containment board wasn't an option. It worked great and then with in the past two weeks, the usually polite fur posters, stopped labeling their threads.

Those who do not want to see fur can filter then out and will have less of an inclination to make Spiderman threads. Everyone wins.

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>>689878585
But yoo're aw th' way up in Scootlund, ye cannae dae a bludy hin' tae me.

>>689877435
Is Frosh not the romantic type?

>>689878599
I'm offended

I'm going to take my HBO quotes and go home

>>689878805
oh wow low blow

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>>689878805
Apparently not any more.

>>689878817
Ew, HBO

>>689878613
>out
*Fur
>then
*them

>>689878936
Not intended as an insult.

>>689878944
Guess it didn't work out.

>>689879012
yeah but you didn't pick up on that

it was one of those questions that wasn't entirely thought out methinks

wow tough crowd

>>689879082
It was appropriate considering what his statement implied.

>>689880674
you're treating him like a sensitive little butterfly

whats wrong with you