YLYL, Gallows humor editionThe more recent the event, the better.
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YLYL, Gallows humor edition
The more recent the event, the better.
A muslim enters a gay bar. "Shots for everyone!"
What's 18 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream?
Crib death.
uh oh friendo
What has 5 legs, 3 arms and 2 heads?
The Boston Marathon finish line
>>689864389
>>689864483
that was quick
>>689865538
That's the best laugh I've had all day. Thanks, anon
Old gold
>>689866085
Kek
>>689866225
Yeah, that one got me good.
>>689866379
>>689866734
Dat filename
>>689866867
It was on wikipedia actually lol
OP here. It's time for me to leave work and go home. Thanks for the laughs.
>>689864483
This joke has been so over posted it's nolonger funny
The jokes only a few days old and it's now stale
Make a new joke revolving around the shooting.
>>689867214
I remember these threads. The endings always killed me lol
And the Nobel Prize goes to... Omar Mateen for curing AIDS
>>689867476
The majority of HIV AIDS cases are among heterosexuals in underdeveloped countries and areas that dint have comprehensive sex ed.
>>689867264
But he didn't use a revolver
>>689864483
cringe
If u have guns why am I faggot?
>>689867264
Funny thing, what's mentioned in your image has kinda been done. Give "blood Qur'an" a google. They literally don't know what to do with the thing.
>>689864389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEk3b38UVP4 kill all the gays and the faggots.
>>689867641
You must be one of the fags that he missed.
>>689867214
Call me a newfag, but I don't get it
>>689867742
>Here comes Dat Boiardee
>O soup waddup?
>>689867641
you're an idiot, do some more research
>>689867641
But in civilized countries gays still have a ridiculously high HIV/AIDS as compared to the rest of the population. The number of libcucks on /b/ these days makes me sick.
>>689867814
stale fucking joke faggot
>>689867829
No I'm just not edgy enough to find the joke funny and am autistic enough I couldent not point out the flaw.
>>689868057
Faggot confirmed. Enjoy your AIDS
>>689867841
Lost hard
>>689867957
Yeah its higher among gay people in developed countries but globaly it's high in straight populations, mostly because hokosexuals are a tiny minority and because HIV is not gay exclusive.
The majority of HIV cases in African countries for example are among heterosexuals.
Hell even in the US blacks and Hispanics have the higher rate
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/statistics/overview/geographicdistribution.html
>>689867896
Newfag
>>689868662
the fuck happened in 2001 to jenga.
>>689868721
i guess you could say those towers collapsed....
>>689868275
In oder to get AIDS you need to come into bodily contact with someone with HIV and then go untreated letting it develope unto AIDS. I fail to see how this will happen
>>689868721
They played the biggest game of Janga ever.
>>689867641
Sigh..... my girlfriend has that body pillow, and sleeps with it every night I'm not there.
>>689868791
its right at the end of 2001 too, holy shit.
>>689868721
Dafuq is happening to /b/
If you don't know this BackToReddot this isn't a website for virgin kids -.-
>>689869419
Well kids no, virgins make up 90% of the population, and to be fair /b/ is mostly edgy underage kids most if the time.
>>689869630
> and to be fair /b/ is mostly edgy underage kids most if the time
My father was right - life's getting worse if it progresses ....
Maybe it's time to troll /x/or /pol// because this thread is neither YLYL nor /b/
>>689870263
Trolling /x/ is tons of fun.
>>689870263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEk3b38UVP4
what you mean edgy.
i laughed at this one for days. also trump 2016!
>>689870549
ah shit wrong one but that ones still funny
>>689870442
If you are too young or too stupid to understand sarcasm leave now and hang yourself
> "Edgy"
>>689871043
srry im killing the faggots
>>689867691
Scary/10
>>689871649
I don't care
I'm not american
I won't end up in a KZ (:
Who the fuck cares if anyone shoots some gays in the usa. Mericans are the most stupid people ever, they just kill each other without any reason.
>>689872687
just
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEk3b38UVP4
>>689872487
Fucking loat
>>689873208
that shit is fire ty /b/ro
https://youtu.be/qjFX20IHEcw
you all just lost
>>689867214
>i love you sweaty
>>689864389
I'm guessing that round was fired out of this gun?
>>689872487
Lost hard as fuck man, this is gold
>>689872487
>... screamed the stable boy
>>689874453
Oh my fucking godlike topkek XD
>>689875344
isn't that the point of space travel, sweet alien poon.
>>689867896
It's just making fun of a cheesey dad-tier ghost story that literally everyone know, wherein the couple were so close to being killed by a psychopath with a hook for a hand, that the hand was found hanging from there car door upon returning home
>>689864859
Almost lost
>>689876899
Is she OK?
>>689877421
Uhh... thanks doc?
>>689864919
And what is 18 inches long with a purple head and makes a woman laugh?
Crib birth in a clowns costume
>>689864389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McVZ63bBA4c
>>689878444
Crib death*
>>689878011
she wAs raped shortly after
>>689869075
He looks so proud of himself
>>689873617
lost
>>689873193
got me
>>689867264
it's allowed to burn quran though
>>689867214
this is art
>>689879353
Not sure about that. I think people died the last time someone tried to do a protest burning or whatever.
>>689867841
is this reel
>>689864389
>The more recent the event, the better.
We are not the meme factory for your shitty twitter/instagram account you filthy nigger, get the fuck out
>>689880648
That's because they were non muslims who wanted to burn it out of spite, it was to insult. Anything with a verse of quran on it can be burned because otherwise it would be thrown out with the garbage that is unclean
>>689870682
RUBIO
lost
>>689867841
Tfw this probably the last photo his dear old mum will ever have of her sweet little boy that she was so proud of....
>>689881331
to his parents he died the day he told em he's a faggot
>>689878678
You really think that's the look of pride on his face? I bet you think your father is real proud of you too.
That is the look of regret, my friend.
>>689865701
Kek
Would be top kek if true.
>>689867264
The quran can be destroyed tho
>>689882660
>Not recognizing the sarcasm
>>689867214
>man door hand hook car door
Hory shiiiit
>>689867925
That must have been some joke.
>>689864389
Fucking lost already
my meme
>>689870682
Is this a real Trump tweet?
If yes, why don't you elect him? We already think of you this way.
>>689885367
are you retarded?
>>689885367
Jesus fuck you're retarded.
>>689876899
Wuuuuuut?
Deep throut,senior years.
>>689880876
What are you, fucking gay?
>>689872687
Kill yourself, europig. America is the best, you poor disgusting subhuman Europig. Fucking die.
>>689867179
I wanna fuck Veronica.
>>689886015
you stole that from reddit
>>689867646
Ayy! Underrated. This joke killed.
>>689885454
>>689885519
Am I supposed to know? My knowlidge of USA ends with 4chan and funny news.
>>689886407
Anon did I just came from their comments
>>689886593
You need to go back to >>>/r/eddit
>>689886407
No I fucking drew it myself retard
>>689864919
anthony jeselnik pls
>>689886724
I think my anti social nature and lack of knowlidge is better suited here, fam.
>>689864859
lost
>>689867947
back at ya
>>689865538
thats fucking hilarious
>>689864919
>What's 18 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream?
>Crib death.
HAHAHAHHA
>>689886975
top kek I nearly chocked to death
>>689864483
O L D J O K E
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>>689887355
Is that sexy squidward
>>689886015
Now that's recent. Good job
>>689864389
Hahahaha faggots are for faggots
So, how about airport security these days?
If you so much as threaten an officer with a rock they'll shoot you down.
A Muslim walks into a bar..... Shots for every person!
>>689885867
Noice idubbbz ref /b/ro
>>689874973
Fucking lost
>>689887922
>>689881055
Oh shit.
I made an edit to it since it makes a better reference to the shooting.
Didn't think someone would save it.
>>689886153
so butthurt
>>689864389
I don't understand why people think this is so funny. There is an actual sex toy called The Bullet which would actually make this hilarious. This is just poor sourcing and lazyness..
>>689866022
4chan has blocked anyone from using her name
>>689872487
fucking beautiful
>>689865538
This is fantastic. Haven't lost yet though.
>>689888172
shouldn't that say something like:
when the abortion fails, but the baby still dies.
>>689888172
Why the fuck are they smiling
>>689867179
the last one
>>689888460
yeah, would be better, but im lazy as fuck and dont wanna change the text...just saved it from another anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
>>689888521
the best thing to happen to a religous christian couple, after the condom broke....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s
>>689881055
shittest meme
>>689867264
Pictures of muhammed are actually allowed by some Muslims
>>689885332
Lucky guy
>>689884927
why do u have to remind me :(
>>689869419
Or yknow, the fact that there is an entire world outside of the United States for whom that event would not immediately come to mind.
>>689867841
Lost
>>689870549
I see professional hairstyles, and then I see unprofessional hairstyles.
And one picture which appears for both searches.
>>689868533
I really, really like this picture
>>689886407
>stealing from reddit
top kek
>>689888690
>>689888838
Holy fucking yes how have i not seen these before
>>689867264
It's quran
>>689872487
That skinny little white boy talking like he's a jacked nigger just adds another layer to this.
>>689876840
i dont get it
>>689878476
Too soon!
>>689876772
Has been since the days of Kirk.
>>689881253
This fuggin guy
>>689868057
Man I would've loved to see the look of that gold digging bitch.
>>689868057
>His bike
>>689889594
Kekd out loud
>>689868057
Shes pissed because hes not black enough to steal the car.
>>689889171
kek
>>689881889
This sort of shit makes me extremely happy. The dedication to the cause is evident in the sheer number of dick pictures used to create the image of the faggot Mohammed. Thank you, whoever made this.
And to the anon who posted it, thank you also
>>689867896
newfag
roses are red
violets are glorious
never sneak uo
on oscar pistorius
>>689885133
Dobre
>>689866599
childhood ruined
>>689889936
Virgin detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE5sxhiY-6A
>>689867896
newfig
>>689891370
Kek I remember this guy
>>689885367
you're probably one of those dumbcunts that saw a fake donald trump page say "80,000 likes and ill quit the election" and thought you were a real activist hitting like
obama supports IS...
>>689888152
How old are you?
>>689890638
priceless
>>689891766
thats actually pretty clever
>>689867214
crckd
>>689867957
Show me the numbers that say this
You're a shit liar who doesn't do research before spouting garbage
>>689892092
fucking lost so hard
>>689888690
I love this.
>>689878011
I think that's a guy.
>>689885332
this one's broken, it must be in Russian or some sort of elvish
>>689889594
lost. worth it.
>>689870549
unprofessional hair is all black women?
>>689890638
facebook.
com/william.snider.315
>>689867179
And this is why USA must burn.
>>689864859
So edgy... yet badass bald u got there
>>689889780
remove that fucking watermark
>>689893127
Tell me you wouldn't you fucking liar.
>>689888714
>Buddy
>not german
>>689881889
How to make pictures like this?
>>689886975
These 2 are identical twins
>>689893581
>not ubermensch
>>689893416
It was edgy until that edit was made of it. Now its just funny.
>>689893602
>cuck cuck cuck cuck
>>689894069
ok : (
Übermensch
>>689890236
>implying mom would let him type that she made anon type.
what's the worst part about being a black jew ?
You have to sit at the back of the oven
>>689894410
i can see amerifats
>>689866085
lost
>>689867825
Fucking edgelord
>>689890236
Died. High af
>>689864483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ
