Faces of /b/ anyone who likes girls. No straight females or gay males please
First =)
Kek. You scared away the faggots, ofc your shit gonna 404
Which one of you handsome men wanna plunge my ass hole?
>>689846861
nah
I'm a boot.
>>689847133
about what?
>>689846042
you're fucking 5, go to sleep.
>>689846254
you're taking my jobs, go to mexico.
>>689846353
youre shitposting again, go to 9gag.
>>689847133
you're a mindless pawn of the government, go back to iraq.
>>689847514
basossled
I have never gay
r8 be gentle
>>689847613
zimbabwe
>>689847650
i hope you lose your kids in the custody battle, wigger
>>689847650
I have never gay also lmao. Actually thats false im way into girls
>>689847578
but I was born in the United States to American citizens
>>689847761
dazzlesozzlemabosslesizzlyle
rururururururururur @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
>>689847982
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>689847578
Mindless pawn?
>kek
Nigger I served my country and get free college. Along with TA the whole time I've been in. I did 3 floats on the 31st MEU and saw almost all of the Pacific on your fucking tax dollar. So fuck off space nigger.
>>689848149
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>689848080
Wake me up
I don't know why I'm posting my face but fuck it...rate
eat dick and kick dirt, hiyaaa
>>689847133
Not sure of specifics but genuinely appreciate ur service
>>689848302
Nice pasta nigger.
>>689848302
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
Rate me, Just a friendly poo in loo here :)
>>689848333
ill give u 6 guppies
>>689847578
Thanks fam, it's past my bedtime
hate that threads on b/ goes down so fast...
>>689848529
i did it once and I'll do it again
>>689848333
started to tilt my head but realized there was no saving it so i conserved my energy/10
>>689848378
youre creepy as shit.
>>689848383
Thank you, I knew there had to be some decent people left in this country. Have a wonderful fucking evening.
>>689848659
I hate that you block your face in your pic. Plz don't be shy
rate me /b/ros
>>689848509
"Just a short meme of a reply" lmfao
>>689848761
man/10
>>689848761
6 nice eyes tho
Sorry if I look drunk. I am drunk.
I don't know if he's in here but here is the timestamp for the guy not believing i'm a nig- I mean black guy
>>689848529
>TERRORIST
>>689848543
die in a fire before you pollute the gene pool
>>689848556
what are your pc spechs breh?
from >>689848378
Sup
>>689848761
> No straight females or gay males please
faggot
>>689848761
wig/trap
>>689848723
And you as well sir
>>689848761
not you/10
>>689848556
neat headset fam
>>689848918
Ain't nothing wrong with being a laid back black guy
>>689848896
metal enthusiast/10
>>689848721
thanks, wanna jerk off my dog? i give you money, he hasent busted a nut since he leg humped my friend
>>689847133
armed forces fetish uhhhh
>>689848918
look pretty white to me
>>689848896
>Varg.png
not trve kvlt enough
>>689848896
I would so sit on ur face
>>689848920
Why so mad?
>>689848378
u single qt?
>>689848946
Nvidia GTX 760 intel i3. Nothing fancy.
>>689849065
ty
>>689848918
I'm here, thank you for your consideration. Your timestamp is pending approval from the white overlords. Just a moment, please.
>>689848529
Iranian?
>>689849109
>metal enthusiast
I laughed, but it's pretty true. As long as metal = Pantera, Metallica, Megadeath, A7x, etc. None of this "nu" shit my man
>>689849138
You've given this subject a lot of thought.
hi :)
>>689848731
ok fuck it
>>689847656
i hope this is a joke because i feel bad for the man who actually has that penis
>>689849552
Damn ur hot but im into slipknot... sadface
>>689849678
timestamp for proof.
>>689849539
No I'm punjabi (north Indian) but most punjabis can trace their genetics back to Iran I'm pretty sure.
>>689849678
Hello beauty (: so youre into girls?
>>689849811
lol desperate faggot
>>689848529
3/10
>>689848556
4/10
>>689848659
4/10
>>689848761
3.5/10
>>689848918
5/10
>>689848968
3/10
>>689849138
6/10
>>689849678
4/10
>>689849702
7/10
>>689849811
Leave her the fuck alone
>>689849552
>>689849310
>>689849330
>>689849360
>>689849015
>>689848968
>>689848896
>>689848723
>>689849678
why baiting so hard like this, dude
what now
>>689849980
fight u fkin boosted animal, bitch ass nigga
>>689849932
calling >>689849678 a 4/10
>what
>>689849154
Yea, one of the dudes I went to high school with said he loves military dudes. He told me that I'm not that attractive, but he would let me fuck him simply because I'm military.
>>689850065
While it is very unlikely... some people are attractive thats life
>>689849980
>leave her the fuck alone
... Do you know where you are? Are you lost? There's a directory around here somewhere, in case you're lost...
>>689849762
Slipknot isn't even bad, I just haven't listened to them since like 2012. During the edgy years.
>>689849678
Painting/10
>>689849360
im on 4chan, isnt that a given?
>>689849432
i7 4790k,, r9 380 4g, 16gb ram, whaat you play breh? whats your steam.
>>689849582
i love my animal
>>689849932
6? shieeeeet
>>689850177
an officer abusing his power to have a sexual advantage over said person is the one thing i crave
>>689849980
Who is going to tongue punch my fartbox
>>689850213
yeah, and its unlikeliness increase by 123242% when it comes to 4chan, so....
>>689846042
Leafy!? Lol
>>689850268
Ahhh okay. What about infant annihilator, children of bodom, and chelsea grin?
>>689850500
kek, you saw that post and instantly knew you had a meme for that, didn't you anon.
Oh, and check'd
>>689850597
Probably. Idk people say im attractive and i love 4chan
>>689850095
tits from your waifu pillow with timestamp, weeaboo
>>689850307
Don't play much video games tbh. Silent Hill 3 and Overwatch.
>>689849932
huh
>>689845859
>>689847650
Justin Biebers dad?
>>689849678
>>689849898
Please learn how to use google search image.
>>689850774
too bad you can't timestamp for shit, what you say is irrelevant because of that
>>689850735
Yeah, my world revolves around you that much you useless faggot.
>lurking more than one thread
>its a thing
>welcome to 4chan
>>689850735
I don't know why but I hate you.
Not the guy you're replying to but I just wanted to say it. Cheers.
>>689846353
Just chillin
>>689850307
more pics w/ glasses pls, i have a fetish :)
>>689850894
so why do you have a pilot headset you fuck.
>>689849932
wtf dude, you r8d the same person with different scores...
>>689851071
My confidence is pretty high and i simply dont feel the need to prove myself on the internet. Take it or leave it
>>689850921
>>689851014
i fuckin lol'd
>>689850921
you look like the child macklemore abandoned after fucking your mother at a strip club
>>689850971
I wish I had Bieber money.
Sorry for such a close-up cropping out another person in photo.
>>689851140
It was comfy and cheap.
>>689851165
you're right but i didn't get to really make out his face in the first one and the fact that the picture was tilting me because it was flipped
>>689850774
im the white blonde guy on the pic, so you can judge by yourself, and i love 4chan too lol
>>689851389
should've stayed a female.
>>689850921
jesus christ what a shitty haircut
>>689850641
The drummer of Infant Annihilator is good, but I don't really listen to their music. Not Children of bodom, nor Chealsea.
To be way too cliche, I'm stuck in the past. Foreigner is easily a top 5 band. As proof.
>>689851273
>don't feel the need to prove myself on the internet
Lonely male looking for attention other than his cats confirmed
>>689851516
what fucking past youre like 20
>>689851483
What pic?
>>689851492
Fuck. Lol I know my baby face is strong, but damn.
>>689851085
>>689851090
>being this mad
>>689851516
Well at least you're not a total loss.
>>689851609
Surely cant be a normal attractive person. What a rarity. Moron
>>689851643
21. I grew up listening to the older musics, and now I'm one of those faggots. That's all I meant. Not trying to say that I'm like 40 years old.
>>689851690
seriously. welcome to 4chan newfag.
>>689851649
below the blonde girl with CABJ t-shirt
>>689851783
Stfu you berrypickin whiteknight faggot
>>689850622
Hehehe. Leafy. Kekekeke, you crack me up
>>689851690
>>689851090
I'm not mad, I just wanted to tell you I don't like you very much with the little knowledge I have of you. Is all.
>>689851516
Yeah aaron kitcher is great... idk i havent listened to much metal lately. Mostly def leppard, rhcp, and lady gaga haha
>>689848896
>>689851516
topless pix pl0x 8/10
>>689851911
Not showing up on my mobile
>>689851969
I think RHCP's new album is alright so far. It definitely seems detached in some way, though. More so chili pepper, less red hot. ifyouknowhatimean.
>>689848918
Idk why but you look like the kind of dude I could just sit down and talk about life with.
>>689850622
Leafy. Bwahahaha. Im not done with that one, here have a banana, you've earned it you funny funny man, save it, it's all yours
>>689851954
why you mad tho, omg i'm sorry i didn't wanna make you mad :^(
>>689851946
>>689851783
girls, you're both pretty.
>>689852222
chked
>>689852202
Id have to agree i like mostly their older stuff. So what have you been drinking tonight
>>689846353
You have tiny nostrils. And I think they're asymmetrical. How do cardio?
>>689852222
I caught this vibe as well. Also, nice quads m'boy.
>>689852331
Pretty sure theres 1 girl
>>689848918
Timestamp still under review.
This man is white until further notice.
>>689852304
Not mad.
>>689850813
I wish
>>689851139
here ya go
>>689852387
Why you think my mouth open fam =)
>>689852368
I got off of my shift at a gas station, but beforehand I bought myself a 4Loko and poured it into a cup. Drank it on the way home because I thought it would help me sleep. Need to be up in 6 hours to go about some server repairs for a bank here in town, but then I got home, 4Loko finished, and made myself an angry Irishman (Irish creme + Jameson) and here we are.
>Captcha = spaghetti
>>689848968
Top off the cringe with your zipper being down. Go balls deep with it.
>>689852591
Oh its you lmao okay i did see ur pic just not someone elses. Maybe
>>689851853
>>689851643
>youre like
this person is also 20
>>689852588
I feel like I can relate to this man
>>689852747
Never had the irish stuff. Kinda ironic bc im irish but i drink 99 proof butterscotch, 99 proof peaches, and maple crown royal
rate me
>>689852583
>not mad
>had to link you just to tell you that
sure thing kiddo.
>>689852847
Pot calling the nigger black
>>689853018
its either a squirtle blankie, or squirtle pajamas. im not sure which one is more pathetic.
>>689853128
He's white until further notice.
>>689853106
Is it hard to believe someone hates you without knowing you? :(
>>689851424
Also me. Currently with beard
>>689852830
np dude, just trying to figure out why im still at this site at 3:24am
>>689853055
Bruuh I've had some 99 Butterscotch, that shit is incredible. Thanks for reminding me to add to my grocery list. Irish creme is pretty great. Great in cocktails, such as the one I had mentioned, or you can put that shit straight in to your coffee and it's perfect. Just as good over you're in to simple flavors, though.
>inb4 trap
am a male
>>689851901
Enlighten me. I don't get what you're pointing out with the screenshot.
>>689853489
nice noodley arms
>>689853217
It's a blanket. Be mad about it, friend. Sorry for enjoying Pokemon when I was just a wee lad.
>>689853489
notyou
>>689853489
kwothe its you?
>>689853366
jesus fucking christ its like shooting fish in a barrel
this thread is shit.
>>689853480
No problem mate. funny thing is i cant drink alcohol unless its flavored
>>689853480
>15 year old who cannot legally purchase alcohol
>>689852100
I am not fit, sorry. I'm thin, but I don;t really have any definition. I fix computers and play video games for a living. Also i'm 6' 5" so it's kind of hard to take pics while being 6 feet from the cam because Field of view
>>689853018
you're right in the rabbit's hole friend
>>689853942
filename. But also sorry for living in Texas.
>>689854178
>>689851140
10/10 would pet
>>689854776
thats a chick right
>>689853489
Notyou
>>689854925
Yes. Wow. I mean people tell me i look andro w/o makeup but okay
>>689854729
this makes me feel old when people born in 95 are 21. jesus. i was born in 87 and i still feel like a kid
>>689854776
ayy
all of you are impressive. lub me.
>>689855120
lmao feels good to know i was right
r8
>>689855195
Hey man, you're as old as you feel like being, friend. Don't ever let your age get you down, you're just another soul.
>>689854729
>1995
so you JUST turned 21?
3 months ago?
and you thought this helped your case?
>>689855284
Me looking less like a guy lol
>>689855487
Says the fucking 5 year old.
>>689855544
You look ceramic.
>>689855544
and more like a photoshop job. fantastic.
>>689855508
Well, he did tell me I couldn't legally buy alcohol, and I can. So yes, it did help my case.
>>689847133
u sure ur not saabkyle04?
>>689848378
nudes pls
>>689855544
way too much make up. ugh. i remember in highschool making out with a girl and afterwards i had a ton of make up on my shit. total boner killer
>>689855544
dubs, i think you need to post another one
>>689854776
Pls tell me you live in nyc
>>689855544
Top fucking kek
>>689855451
Pretty good/10
>>689855639
Funny my friend took the pic and is very into manipulating saturation and shadows etc. Ty<3
>>689848509
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>689848529
9/10
>>689855667
I'm the same fucking guy, faggot. And it only proved my point. So you're not "15", you JUST turned "16" 3 months ago.
>and you kept the haircut voluntarily
>>689848490
Military is for poor and stupid people.
>>689855939
Nope. Complete opposite
>>689856082
What is that hoarders-tier mountain of trash behind you?
>>689854729
Where in Texas faggot
>>689856111
So she's getting pretty good at making you not look like a man, huh? Thank god because you need all the help you can get at this point. Tell her to focus on your jaw next time, you tranny.
>>689856179
Bananas are for actual retards.
>>689856311
Probably in Houston. Like a fucking degenerate.
>>689856448
So is the military
>>689856391
He & pls dont embarass yourself sweetie
>>689856311
Fucking Lubbock.
I miss Colorado.
>inb4 weed
Nigger I haven't seen a mountain, or even a hill in more than a year now and it kills me.
>>689846353
Yo
No one here from br? I'd like to meet a girl from here who likes this shit
>>689856577
without tits, this conversation is useless.
>>689856391
Damn dude, all your posts are angry as hell.
>>689856711
Youre welcome to leave
>>689856590
>Lubbock
>>689856590
You go to tech or just live there
>>689856711
omg i love when someone shows me new bait gifs for me to use later
>>689856186
>Complete opposite
Damn. Well I hope you don't have makeup on the regular
>>689856590
topkek
>>689856866
Man, not tossing myself in front of a bus is a struggle every day. Don't remind me. This place is a shit. Texas is a shit.
>>689857044
Maybe once a week lol
>>689856931
I graduated at Colorado Mesa University. I just live here, mostly because i have a good job here
>>689849928
5/10
>>689850095
7/10
>>689850559
awwe ye/10
>>689851389
8/10
>>689851516
you look like a cody 7/10
>>689852725
blood/10
>>689853489
7?/10
>>689854776
8/10
>>689855451
8
>>689856082
8/10
>>689857057
HEY, I'm born and raised in Austin and you shut your fucking mouth.
>>689857259
Not a Cody. Starts with T, ends in S
>>689857395
Travis?
>>689857395
Turds
>>689857395
Jokes on you. His name is "Ts".
>>689857271
Sorry dude, move to a place that has something to look at, you'll forget Texas exists
rate me my fellow American pic Dogs
>>689857461
Correct
>>689857480
Good one
>>689857496
Lol'd
>>689857614
Fucking knew it fucking genius
>>689857714
It's the only name I can think of that starts with a T and ends with an S..
>>689857513
I moved to Colorado, where I don't insult the state or its inhabitants by shitting all over it.
>>689857941
>>689857941
SUPREME Gentleman