I hate the blacks

I don't listen to death metal

>>689825594
I collect unemployment.

I'm not grossed out by large labia.

I was born 18yrs ago

>>689825594
I'm not a fucking cunt like everyone born before 1995 seems to be today.

Life has steadily been corroding my moral conscience to the point to where it seems like /b/tards are normal people.


It takes at least 18 years of living in this planet to reach this fucked up mentality.

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>>689825594
this was my first console game

I'm 16

>>689827169
Nice!

>>689827169
MOOOOOOOOODS

I have diabetes

>>689825594
My first phone was a Nokia 3310

>>689826582
Streets of Rage. Yes m8.

I can recall seeing 9/11 on TV

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This was my first console

I have Alzheimer's

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>>689825594
Pool's closed, I see you found a mudkip.

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>>689828021
This was my first console.

I know what stock dividends are

I used to rent movies

>>689825594
Played commander keen when i was young

>>689825594
I am not a Bernie supporter

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>>689828180

Looks like we got a real wizard in the thread, boys!

>>689825594
Global Guts

>>689825594
i pay my taxes

I am 18 in one plank second.

>>689825594
>>689825594

I remember watching the Berlin Wall come down on a black and white television. (Yes I know there were many color TVs available in '89, but we were poor.)

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Favorite turn based PC game.

>>689828629
Old enough that I own three fedoras and can wear them in a totally non-ironic way -- and look good wearing them.

(I've also smoked a pipe for more than 20 years.)

>>689825594
i laughed during 9/11 i was trying not to die of laughter

I'M MADE OF FUCKING BEARS, THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

my car still has an ignition key and one for the doors.

>>689829045
>can wear them in a totally non-ironic way

Buddy, unless you're a 70 year old, it'll never be non-ironic.

>>689825594
>i know what yahoo chats was
> i remember a time when cellphones were a big deal
> i remember a time when mikey and raphael were basically the same character with a color swap until they gave raph the gritty angsty personality for the movies

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I was around to use this when it was the fastest thing you could get.

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>>689828021
>>689828180

this was my first console

Netscape, Geocities, and neopets was where it's at

I remember when the Spice Girls were big

>>689825594
I don't listen to any music after 2006

I'm voting for trump

>>689829480
My nintendogs are starving to death, thanks for reminding me

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>>689829363

First computer.

>>689829570
That doesn't make you old faggot

>>689829480
moment of silence for all those poor eternally starving neopets we left behind

>>689825594
I was born on the january of 1998

>>689829270
...bullshit. mikey and raph were never the same character. i live a half hour from kevin eastman, the nigga still does tatoos and drawings (at crazy prices).

take that shit back or 1v1 me irl faggot.

I remember picking my family up at the airport Gate right when they got off the airplane

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>>689829213
Not true. I'm only 48, but I actually look good in a fedora. A lot of kids on 4chan think the only way to wear a fedora is to dress up, but you can go the other direction too. I guess you could say I have hobo chic. Pic related: me.

>>689829570

So you're a retarded 17 yr old. This is not the thread for you.

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>>689825594
I can beat the original Ninja Gaiden

>>689829715
underag... fuck im getting old. i remember when you faggots were in preschool

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This is my dad. This was taken in the 1930s.

>>689829797

You best be on your way to go fishing, otherwise that vest is fucking stupid.

The screeching dial up sound

>>689829943
Fuck, I just saw this while ripping through my reaction folder just 5 seconds ago.

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Hey guys.

I watched Jurassic Park in theaters.

>>689829733
bring it, i got to drop my kid off at my friends but after that its on bitch.

>>689829797

Eh, I'll give it to ya

>>689829797
you look like you're going to covertly convert some ducks to atheism.

remember watching old homemade vhs tapes of family gatherings at christmas? I do.

>>689830118
mods might still be awake, bold move

>>689825594
The only time I got to see cartoons as a kid was from 3-4:30PM on some shitty local UHF channel and on Saturday mornings from 7am-11:30am

>>689830004
I'm a community organizer and union radical. I need to carry a lot of stuff with me: writing utensils, notepads, tape recorder, complaint forms, my pipes and tobacco, lighter, and so on. It's either the vest or a backpack, and the vest isn't as hot in the summer.

If I have sex with a 5 yo it will be considered stat rape... proved bitch

>>689830265

max.kek

39 cent hamburgers and 49 cent cheeseburgers if I remember correctly as a poor spic this was heaven

>>689830098
its a small world after all.

>>689830194
well, my friend wants me to watch his kids for a minute while he goes to beat up some faggot, but when he gets back, i'm gonna come put you in the fucking ground.

I filmed my first homemade porn with the girlfriend on a VHS camcorder.

>>689830375

>community organizer and union radical

Fuck you right in wobblie asshole.

I used to run home from elementary school when Voltron (lion) started at 3:00. I could get there by 3:10, so i always made it in time to watch him change and fight the monster

being and adult isn't fun like i thought it was gunna be

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>>689830656
Damned straight. An injury to one is an injury to all.

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My first fleshlight was a my pet monster.

>>689830645
>puts "the" in front of girlfriend

>>689829797
rhodesian or bulldog?

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Gundam wing

>>689830973
Never said she was living, or even a human.

>>689831006
It's a Brigham Voyageur, so either a bulldog ot a sort of a bent billiard.

@OP
How do I prove?

>>689831172
The shit

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>>689825594
I used to watch Star Wars over and over again on one of these

The Berlin Wall was still standing when I was born

>>689831312
Post a picture of your photo ID stupid

>>689825594
I have a daughter thats 18

I shook Hitler's hand as a kid.

>>689831281
Them some good looking pipes and at fair prices.
Canucks did a good one there

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I used to run off the bus after school to watch this.

>>689831519
Our family always picked the wrong side. We had a collection of 78s, an 8-track player in the car, a reel-to-reel, a Betamax, and a laser disc player.

>>689830973
Lots of people do that.

>>689829797
Jason?

>>689832652
Nope. Andrew.

I am fucking laughing at all you nostalgiafags.

I've got 12 years on steam

I'm 15

>>689831172
we have troah and heero to thank for all emos

>>689827169
MODS

>>689832396
thank god your genetic line ends with you. i bet you play PS4, faggot.

>>689825594
I remember 9/11

>>689826582

Child.

>>689832385
...on hulu or something? why didn't you just watch it on the bus on your phone?

>>689825594
how do i prove that

I AM 19

My dick is like the Gertysburg adress

>>689833470
sorry grandpa. why don't you tell us all what korea was like. AGAIN.

>>689833384
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>>689833639
Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

>>689832190
What do you smoke? I'm a bit of a lat fiend, so I smoke McLelland Balkan Blue (used to be Blue Mountain). That McLelland ketchup fermentation taste just grows on you after a while. I also have Escudo Navy Deluxe and McConnell Scottish Flake in rotation right now.

I'm from the year 2020

>>689833037
Summerfag

>>689833743
>>689833750
Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

>>689833750
No you aren't.

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>>689825594
I purposely avoid checking my e-mails, because every time I do, I have SOMETHING ELSE I owe, need to pay, or some other shit.

I also remember the 90s.

>>689833487
Because nigger, in 1979 all you could watch it on was a 19in television.

>>689833865
>>689833907
Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

>>689833924
>>689833924
Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

I Cosplay

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>>689825594

>>689825594
I flew as an unaccompanied minor at the age of 8, sat close to the smoking section and got invited up to the cockpit to get some plastic wings on Jet America Airlines.

>>689834041
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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>>689834009
Well, it could be you either have genital psoriasis and it's finally healing, OR you have onset herpes. I just recently had the former.

>>689834020
Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

>>689834041
Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

>>689834041
>>689834241
>>689834286
Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

>>689833740
I AM 19 YOU SJW CUCK TOP KEK

>>689834416
sage

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>>689831519
Bitch please

>>689829797
No lie dude you look rad as fuck, also where did you get that pocketed vest thing? I never have enough room for all the shit I gotta carry

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>>689834416

>>689834501
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>>689834501
Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

>>689834587
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>>689834666
Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

I remember back when slavery was a thing

Friday is my 19th birthday.

>>689834666
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>>689834829
Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

>>689834241
Do you like it when Rex rubs himself against your leg?

>>689825594
I do my own laundry

>>689827169
mods

>>689833743
My everydays tend to be vapers or virginia/burleys but I always keep a jar of Balkan Supreme around. I never did get used to that McLelland flavor myself but I have been enjoying a tin of McClelland No 27 over the last week.

>>689833983
yeah yeah, and you shit in a hole outside and you had two walk 10 miles to use a telephone. just go play some shitty frank sanatra record on your phonograph and mumble angrily about the lack whites-only water fountains nowadays.

>>689834650
I'm a community organizer and my uncle was one too. Faced with the same problem I have of needing to carry a lot of stuff everywhere, he ended up buying a fishing vest. So when I got tired of carting a man-purse with my everywhere, I went to an army surplus and told them I was looking for a vest with a lot of pockets. They said, "We have just the thing," and came back with a SWAT tactical vest. The thing has more pockets than I'll ever need -- plus loops for shotgun shells on the back. It's mesh, so it's cool in the summer, too.

>>689835124
>two

fuck

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>>689834286
i miss nigger juice

>>689825594
Bought some brews after work today

>>689834703
BUMP FOR INTEREST
WHATS IT LIKE BEING AN AUTISTIC FEDORA FAG

>>689825594
I took so many that I didn't even take that much to munch few too many to take.

>>689834907
I try to masterbate but I don't have enoug to one and i cum my orgasm wasn't whole and my masterbate was fire. pls send help.

>>689825594
I know to claim single and 2 on my w4, so the government doesn't get to use my tax money interest free throughout the year.

>>689825594
I remember when John was kill.

I've deployed to Afghanistan.

>>689832385
Science fucking ninja team gatchaman

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>>689835368
Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

Bump for interest. I too would like to know why it tickles funny when I touch my peepee.

>>689835477
No

i use kazza and limewire to download my music

>>689835477
john was kill?
is he die

>>689834998
Ever tried the McLelland Frog Morton blends? It's a bit like smoking a bubble bath. Big, billowy white clouds of smoke, and a taste like clouds and Mr. Bubble. Not an everyday thing, but fun sometimes. It's nice on really hot days when you're not looking for a heavy smoke.

>>689835354
It's easy, so easy anon you just do the do and do when you do not don't do in the do while doing the do want more look do.

I remember the first newscast from the Gulf War. The first one. I remember waching the live feed as real reporters watched with their news crews as storms of tracers flew in the air over baghdad and coalition air forces decimated the city's utilities. Or at least thats how I remember it. I was only six years old.

>>689835566
Also this game, and all the alchemy and saints are hard wired in by brain

>>689825594
I enjoy classical music

>>689835550
good luck in god's catbox, nigga. hope you don't have to kill any little kids, that shit can fuck you up down the road.

>>689835930
of course, what pipe smoker wouldn't have a tin of Frog Morton or Frog Morton Cellar kicking around

I know how to triforce by deleting system 32

>>689835477
lennon or kennedy? thats pretty vague. goodman?

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>>689836372
Fuck me.

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my night. Fuck you 19 for life. god I love canada.

>>689825906
I thought he said prove you weren't 18

>>689829045
Neck dad

>>689836468
I'm partial to On the Town, myself. Tobacco here has gotten ridiculously expensive (a tin of tobacco which costs $12 in the US is $68 here with all the taxes applied), so I'm about to order some leaves and take a shot at making my own blend. Until the tobacco is cut up, it's legally considered to be an "agricultural product," so for $100 I can order $4000 worth of tobacco.

>>689836697

fuck ya, Darklands was awesome.

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>>689837423
Ultima V was better. I spent three years playing Ultima V obsessively. Magic axes for the whole fucking party.

I was 26 when I had my 1st cell phone and six when the Steelers won their 4th Super Bowl. And my my freshman year of college there was a required class three credits about email

I don't wake up in the morning and read the news on Twitter (or Facebook)

>>689836461
I've been out for years. Never killed anybody.

Not everyone in the military is a doorkicking infantry soldier.
only thing I ever shot was range targets

I remember my teacher saying the Soviet Union was the largest country in the world in grade 2.

>>689825594
I'm voting for Trump

>>689837188
Haven't tried that one yet, so many tobaccos, so little time.. Thats quite unfortunate about the taxes. So I guess that would confirm you're a friend from up north. I've heard tales of the taxes, as well as people within the YouTube pipe community losing products at the border that others have gifted.

>>689837746

meh, I just loved the germanic pagan themes, the random encounters and story of Darklands.. although running into some fucking demon cult out of nowhere when you start out really sucked

I was on my way to watch my girlfriend play volleyball when I heard of Iraq invation number one. I was pissed because I was only 17 and could not enlist. What a stupid fuck I was back then

>>689838418
Yeah, thing is, as long as you order small quantities, you have about a 4 in 5 chance of the tobacco slipping past customs -- but if you get caught, you get absolutely hammered. Duty on a $15 tin of tobacco is over $100. Most people just refuse the order and get is sent back, to the point where some US companies will no longer ship up here. That's why I'm going to try experimenting with ordering the raw leaf and mixing my own blends.

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Faggots

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>>689826052
I was born in 1995 too.

My grandma was born in 1919

>>689839254
Well, good luck with you on that. I've heard of others doing it but never heard of any results. I spose you'll get out of it the effort you put into it. And I'm sure with the tobacco tastes you've mentioned it'll be alot easier than someone that would be trying to make their own aromatic. Thats where the difficulty would enter I'd guess, in the topping.

In college

>>689835153
Thanks, I'll see if I can find one of those places around here

>>689829831
>Ninja Gaiden
why is super mario in the NES then

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>>689825594
This game was the shit

>>689825594
I prefer regular milk

>>689841185
Because I have More than one video game console. Also 1.) That is Mario Paint, and 2.) Mario isn't a Tecmo game.

>>689829372
Man it had shit graphics.

>>689841192
>Zork_Nemesis
>This game was shit

fixed that there for you

>>689840598
I'll probably experiment with soaking some leaves in whiskey or something just to give it a try, but yeah, I'll probably just stick to some simple vaper blends until I get more experience. I've even thought about growing my own, which may become necessary since it's literally more legal to smoke pot here now than it is to smoke tobacco. There's a pot bar downtown, for example, where it's perfectly legal to light up a big doobie -- but you have to leave the ash on the floor because it's illegal to have ashtrays in a commercial establishment. Likewise, it's legal to smoke pot in the park (with a license), but not a pipe.

That would be lying

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>>689829372
this was mine you youngfags

Almost in high school!

>>689841558
What's your beef with Zork man?

>>689841907
The directions are all fucked up, terrible broken ass game that gets too much credit.

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>>689841673
>shit-tier console

rock master race reporting in

>>689841907
Zork? Nothing, loved it. Infocom was a wonderful creator of many fun text adventures.

Zork Nemesis was neither Infocom nor connected to the original Zork universe but in a fleeting way

>>689825594
I have about a Ferrari's worth of student loan debt.

Feels bad man.

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Fucked my girl in the ass. After I pick my check up a nigga going to go by a Oz of loud. Then just go for a long smoke ride.
> 420 nigga out

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First computer system I used was a windows 95.
When I was in elementary school, myspace was the most popular or main social network site everybody used.
The cellphone boom happened when I was in 5th or 6th grade.