OP's mom

bumpit

http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/527595/cold-steel-blade

A wall.

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Found in a house clearance about 10 years ago has some mudslime writing on it unsure of origin.

Kyriacos? Use to have a friend that did the exact same shit as you when we were kids.

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>>689774517
Watch, OTF knife and ring

a shotgun because im not an underage fag playing with knives

I have a spare exhaust manifold with catalytic converters for my car. It's under my bed. My apartment could have had more storage space.

dust

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It's in my pocket right now

>>689774517
Dustbunnies.

>>689778232
>what autism looks like

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P95 ruger

>>689776297
>Lord of the ring knife

That's so fucking gay

>>689774517
Half pint of something at all times

>>689777918
>>689778232
you should take that back to the flea market and get your 5 bucks back

>>689778471
kek
and also true

Leatherman wave, for general stuff

>>689778992
It's actually 10 dollars, thank you very much. It ain't fancy but if I really needed to fuck someone up, it would get the job done. With enough force I can drive the other end of a spoon into your neck

>>689778232
Did you make the handleduster yourself, and what's with the splooge?

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>>689779289

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What if you had a dream and accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else in your sleep? Like sleep stabbing or some shit?

Why do you faggots all sleep with weapons next to your beds? I got a fleshlight and lube.

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>>689779289
>look out we got an edgelord over here
with enough force i can drive my dick into your ass

your knife is shit and i am willing to bet you are underage b&

>>689774517
Condoms you fucking cringe

>>689776297
What is that? Brass? That's a letter opener.

>>689779766
In case you wanted to murder yourself in a comfortable laying position.

>>689774517
Bottle of poppers.

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>>689774517
my teddy

You guys are stupid as hell.
I had a friend who was into knives.
He put one through someone's side 2 months ago and killed them.
Currently he is in jail awaiting trial for a murder charge.
Stabbed them ONCE.

Fucking idiots.

a drum rack piece
a stuff that's slightly asian and dull that I bought
a french bayonette

>>689774517
Can o' pee.

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I've got that

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>>689780320
forgot the picture

>>689780280
bet it felt sweet tho

>>689774517
steel rod from a printer

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>>689778494
THAT'S NOT A KNIFE

>>689780366
>airgun

hahaha beta fag

>>689780141
Nice

>>689780366
An air rifle ?
What you gonna do - mildly annoy someone with it ?

>>689780200
>my teddy
my niggah

>>689780443
Probably not , he was an extremely capable lad who could have handled the situation without a knife. If he had done that he wouldn't be in a cell.

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oi oi

>>689776297
Nice SA dagger. Is it real or reproduction?

>>689780412
bayonet's nice and probably antic, ww2 right ?
The rest is ridiculous.

>>689774517
COOOOOOOLD STEEEEEEL

Dad's got his gun cabinet about a step away from his bed
2 shotties and a rifle in there, plenty of rounds too

Shame we're britfags, he can't use them in self defence if someone breaks into his house

>>689777652
Looks indonesian

dirt

>>689774517
Dead hooker.

>>689777918
>image.jpg

Wow so most you here on /b/ are all newfags. I have a 870 express pump 12 gauge that I bought when I was 19...in 1992 before you young soon to beta chucks were born

>>689781111
check'd

>>689781257
Can you smell summer?

>>689774517
A keep a cricket bat next to my bed because I'm not a massive edgelord

Cucks

>>689774517
Nine iron

>>689774517
Too lazy to take a pic, but a billy club. I wrapped duct tape around it, in case I have to bloody someone up, and need to hide evidence.

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>>689774517
Normally sleep with this under my pillow, do have anything beside my bed.

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Random shit

>>689780366
hahahaha fucking underage faggot
look at the shit on his shelves and around the bed
you are definitely not old enough to be here

>>689780588
you could crack a skull with it

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P22 Walther

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It sits about 2 feet from my bed.

Empty beer cans

>>689781070
WW1
WW2 didn't have that hook anymore.

>>689781192
What makes you think that ?

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some cheap broken scimitar looking thing that i ground down to be smaller. one of those basses would probably be a better choice to be honest

>>689774517
I feel bad for people that live in a country where you feel the need to have a fucking weapon next to your bed incase you need to defend yourself.
That's just sad and depressing.

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>>689774517
how cringe of you.
Of course I haven't been to Bud K's Ninja College so I wouldn't know how to use one of those.
Is that one of the decent cold steel knives that is made in Japan?

>All these weapons

What kind of shithole do you live in that you need to have protection by your side while you sleep?

>>689784035
Sunnyslope

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>>689774517

>>689784174
Fucking purest of keks.

>>689774517
I'm sure the ladies are much happier to see you are a Naruto fan with knives next to the bed, instead of a box of dildos and vibes like a fan of the ladies would have.
No box of sex toys, tells women that you are pure and untouched by other women.. It also suggest you know how to collect pokemon.
Do you also have a Star Trek uniform or a fur suit?

>>689774517
swords...extendable batons, knives and sai, my killer instinct, my edgyness...oh and my trusty fedora of course...

>>689783749
kek

only one string on the bass. typical bassist.

e e e e e e e e e

>>689784617
not supposed to share sex toys so even if I had a box of them..what self respecting whore is gonna wanna jam herself with a dildo some other whore used and that me, being a naruto loving faggot, probably didnt wash or sterilize...

>>689784759
ahah well played m'lady

>>689784983
you don't mind putting the restaurants silverware in your mouth when eating out.
so why mind cleaned toys.

>>689784983
1. The "whore" is probably fine with doing that if she just pulled out of the other "whore".
2. By silicone and just run them through your dishwasher like everyone else does.

For the LULZ invite a date over and tell her she can get a clean plate out of the dishwasher.

>>689785474
>2. By silicone and just run them through your dishwasher like everyone else does.
ew who does this?

1187 w/ 18" barrel. Plug removed. Stock cut down. 6 rounds in sidecar

>>689774517
iPhone charger
TP
glass of water/juice/soda or whatever I have at the moment.

>>689785852
drinking soda in bed...
fucking nigga

>>689785595
People who have sex with lots of women so most men and women.

>>689784851
>doesn't look at the other two
It's my old first one, the single string is to keep tension on the neck to prevent bowing.

>>689774517
44. Magnum

>>689774517
A dildo

>>689786073
I'm not drinking galons of soda, 1 or 2 sips, fuck around in the phone, take 2 sips more and go to sleep, the whole glass is there the next morning for my pills.

I usually just have a phone charger and a lamp behind/near my bed.

Mostly because I'm not some crack-addled, paranoid, fifteen year old who's afraid of phantom marauders who can get through a locked door without making any noise.

>>689781257
>beta chucks

>>689774517
Myself

A vagina, you paranoid lonely cousinfuckers.

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all you knife fags won't stand a chance in CQC

Judi chops.

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Keep dis handy

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pennies

>>689787132
kek. not even real!

>>689780200
your teddy has a cameltoe

>>689787444
trips can't lie

>>689787132
Nigga we sks twins. Mine looks just look yours.

>>689787542
that's why i like her so much

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>>689787444
Da fuq you mean "not even real" nigga? Arsenal slr-107. Fuckin know it all kids.

>>689785403
>>689785474
lol I didnt say I dont know how to clean them...I have toys but only one person usues them when she comes over and she has the same ones at her place basically...cleaning them or not, in my experience most chicks like to feel special and pulling out my other chicks double dongabd being like..oh sure its clean etc...idk doesnt work for me.

>>689785290
;) oh yeah. lol

Wooden baseball bat

>>689787720
Not an sks fuckwad. Clearly you are a nigger. Only nig nogs would mistake an ak for an sks.

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>deez guns

And a Mossberg.

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>>689774517
my massive cack..and I aint even lying look...

>>689787132
pffft nice paintball gun and tennis racket case edge lord.

>>689790070

I remember the thread where this pic crashed my PC. I made his cock so long in photoshop, it ate up all my vram and system ram.

Good times...

>>689787132
Is that an ALG trigger? How you like it?

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Fight me

>>689790402
prove that youre the guy who made it

>>689790070
Thats a pretty long kack. :^)

>>689790721
a lighter and a tiny knife
so scared

>>689790969
well, one well stroke tiny knife can make you sleep in a bed or in a coffin in the end of the week so...

>>689774517
Tfw the most weapon-like object under my bed is a huge horse dildo.

>>689790887

>anon
>prove

Somebody's new. And it's me (or you)

>I me you we can't tell

I me you we take it back, I me you we don't have to prove anything.

>>689790402
lol you made that? I probably got it off here myself haha

>>689790969
Stainless steel knife, will pierce through clothes and skin. If he's wearing a tshirt i jab his arms.

I also hold gas button on lighter if i hear a noise in house, and if he enters my room i jam lighter into his face/eye and it burns like fuck.

>>689790944
why yes, yes it is...

>>689791352
kek

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>>689774517
This bat.

I also have a pocket knife on my nightstand.

>>689791294

I didn't make that exact one, but started the enlargement of his penis.

We were seeing how long we could make it, and I got to well over 8 gig file size before my PC took a dump.

Was a few years ago...

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>>689774517

>>689781602
kek

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this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e-xwHCXcCs

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If not in my pocket it's by my bed

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this

>>689774517
I actually keep a claymore under the bed. Damned thing has been with me for ages, meant to sharpen it up for a friend but I never find the time

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Hand ground tanto

>>689792158
that was fucking awful

you should feel ashamed

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>>689783749
Everyone questions the strings and guitars. I wonder why his nails are painted

>>689778697
This

>>689792059
>Not using a ozzinator

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>>689780588

>>689781070
>and probably antic
it definitely looks...
>antic

>>689774517
a phone charger because im not a retarded pussy who lives in fear to the point of hiding knives or guns under the bed

>>689780510
Under rated post

>>689774517
How many hookers have you killed with that?

>>689774517
Panties

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Got this under the bed (between pillow and bed)

>>689794162
thats a big dildo

>>689781546
good idea

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Hot off the press

>>689791680
I can dig it...

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>>689774517
lol nice OP I keep this close at hand

>>689778592
>lord of the rings
nigger are you for real?

>>689774517
I have a piano under my bed
Was going to say keyboard but wanted to avoid confusion

>>689778232
lmao nice piece, mall-ninja

>>689778494
either play the game or don't

>>689794437
For you

>>689782404
not insulting you, but I also love that camo look on certain guns, but I wonder if that makes me trashy for liking it.

>>689786944
>CQC
>Brings gun
>doesn't understand what CQC is

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a knife is a knife

>>689791202
you need to get another one and make nunchucks out of them

>>689796119
>CQC
>Brings gun
>wins cqc against knifefag

>>689796186
unless it's a fucking karambit, the dane cook of knives

A full blood German boxer a DPMS ar-15 and a XD .40

>>689796186
How u stab em

>>689796119
the guns is for CQC since you can't hit shit passed 15ft while you knife fags charge me I can hit you further away mabye 30-40ft since you're a bigger target

>>689795012
I've got one like that but it's made of high carbon steel.

You can use a giant boulder of solid granite as a cutting board and it never looses it's edge.

>>689796436

karambit is still sharp and pointy like any other knife it just has the benefit of looking more intimidating than a swiss army knife your grandpa gave you for your 12th birthday

>>689796436
who's dane cook?

>>689796186
do u have a matching trillby?

>>689796551
with the pointy end

>>689781659
That's one high resolution photo right there

>>689796797

it's a karambit not a replica katana from some shit anime

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>>689779289

>>689796711
the shape of a karambit is designed to work against the natural fluid movement of a useful knife.

>>689796913
lel kid got a little hurt from that comment..
defending himself harder than he defends his
virginity with that "karambit".

>>689797131

define useful and remember it's not a utility knife

if you're tryna hurt someone with a knife it just needs to be sharp and/or pointy

>>689797173

yes it affected me deeply

>>689797381
Shit forgot to type the name lol

>mosberg 590 tactical shotgun

>>689774517
3 rifles, a shotgun, a handgun, 4-5 knives including a cheap Bowie knife, a bokken, two live and loaded airshit grenades (flashbangs without the flash basically), a war club (mosin stock), and a bayonet for my mosin. I'd like to get a good sword at some point too.

>>689795534
It does

>>689797411
so why aren't people going around killing people with arrow heads, stone or metal?

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>>689774517
This generally

>>689797602
muslims do though

ITT: bunch of frightened faggots

>>689797602

because kitchen knives are readily availible

buying an actual 'fighting knife' means you're just trying to make a statement or you just like to collect knives, if you're trying to hurt or kill someone you'd save yourself £10 and just look in the kitchen

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>>689783878