bumping, also sauce?

This is actually kinda my thing but not really
I have a long history of cumming on things.
Between coming on the wetpaint on the walls to coming on a laptop to a nigger that got me fired from work.

Plently of stories of me coming in people's food for the hell of it

op where do you find more of this stuff i love this

back when i was around 19 i blew fat loads in some salad dressing of my coworkers they drenched their salad in it and i watched them eat it like no problemo

>>689769650
Your dick looks rekt as fuck! What's wrong with it?

>>689770349
give stories

I've done this to allot of chicks...not always food and drink, couple times it was chap stick.

My sis is working out and I just jizzed in her post workout yogurt...can't wait to watch her eat it

>>689770620
post pics

i can't fathom how sick of a fuck you must be to get pleasure from this. seriously why

>>689770958
I'll take some When she gets back

>>689770493
its not my dick, i found it in the net

>>689768657
this is my fetish. I especially love it when they stir the drink with their cock,.

Major potential thread

>>689770349
>walls
>tilefucker?

>>689772775
It looks like it splashed to the left. But nice doe

Those syringes that come with children's medicine are perfect for this stuff.

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>>689773505

My sister forgot to flush once so I took her shit and used some in brownies along with my cum and we both ate them, she never knew

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>>689773923
0.o

>>689773843
That's just taking it to disturbing levels

>>689773843
what the hell is that?

Dutch Bros is delicious and what you did is heresy.

>>689773843
What kind of treat is that? Like a donut with filling?

>>689774253
i think maybe its a candy or something.

>>689773843
looks fake. but not saying it is.

>>689773843
where the fuck do you find these bro seriously i need MOAR

>>689771700
kek

never change /b/

>>689773181
>>689773843
thats a whole lotta cum

>>689774618
motherless but the pickings are slim.

lmao this is so fucking pathetic even for /b/ standards
go get laid you greasy fucks

This is gross and super fucked up

Because it could happen to me D:

what kinds of food hide the taste of cum?

asking for a friend

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>>689773843
Fucking best OP

I like how obviously fake these are

>>689768657
I am both disgusted, and uncontrollably laughing at all of these

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>>689775116
taste your cum and find out

>>689775095

No one cares if you have a cunt.

GTFO.

>>689768657 I can't believe those sluts can't taste it....and I'm leery of leaving a lot of DNA evidence... BUT I do like to wipe my dick all over a girl's straw, glass or especially a toothbrush if I'm in someone elses house and I can get into theirs girls bathroom.

Love the idea of them brushing their teeth after I wiped my cock all over their toothbrush.

>>689773843
she looks like the kind of girl that would eat his cum regardless of how it's packaged. what loser lmao

>>689775506
i second this post

>>689770349
I use to cum in girls shampoo bottles at parties. I would sneak off to the master bedroom and jerk off in the bottle. I never heard anything about it so I assume they all washed their hair with my spunk.

>>689775506
No one said I have a cunt

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>>689775116
>asking for a friend
Mfw

>>689769650
she looks like she'd drink cum just because you asked nicely.
(or didn't)

>>689775705

but you've not proven that you are one.

>>689775936
now*

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>>689774353
Coconut version of a ferrero rocher put simply.

>>689775084
If we could get laid don't you think will would? We are fat and ugly, we can't get laid

>>689775116
Ice cream, most beverages.

>>689774253
Its a chocolate whit cocum con top like the ferrero

>>689775636
Another thing I use to get a kick out of was to go to parties and piss in dudes mouthwash bottles.

The thought of them waking up the next morning hung over as fuck and trying to wash the taste of vomit out of their mouth with a urine filled mouthwash bottle use to make me lol so fucking hard!!!!

>>689769650
Mmmm, dem std's.

>>689775409
Same

>>689775936
I don't think so Anon

>>689775992
not coconut it's white chocolate YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>689771700
Thinks he's all high and mighty because he's never been caught driving without pants.

U so fukin funny b/tards

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>>689773843

>>689776825
haha, that horse guy is funny

>>689773843
French?

>>689776540

Afraid not, newfriend. That's coconut, and you're wrong.

Can we get some more actual content in here?

>>689778330
agreed this thread is lacking.