Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed
>>689622420
Penny Claim.
>>689622016
Yeah I forgot to mention it to you and maybe a few other people but I finally married Penny in game
>Cost me 5000g for the damn necklace but its worth it for the best wife/farmhand.
>Plus its great since I get to talk to her every time I leave the house
>Sometimes she gives me food or gifts when she goes shopping
>Plus kiss every day ^^
>>689622219
You can never leave, the beast will drag you back into the pit.
>WELCOME HAVE FUN!
>The Beast Will Watch As You Sleep
Akiko claimed
>claim
Hey guys, how goes it?
Rikka claimed!
>>689622420
Thanks for the threads Hank!
>>689622219
You're here forever now.
>>689622420
Perfect timing Hank.
>>689622421
>Childrens Flesh
Child bones are much easier to get out since they're much smaller and also more breakable so do be careful
Except if you plan to eat them like ribs, it works with the femur and humerus.
>Baby Back Ribs.
>MMMM
Sorry to the Birb, I can't find the coupon code. If anyone else has the $.99 code for the mousepad handy, please share it.
>>689622608
My mousepad arrived. Such smooth movements it's crazy.
>>689622420
QOTT: whatcha listenin' to?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
>>689622922
I got you fam
>Makoto
still here
>>689622565
Ooh okay!
>THANK YOU
>>689622359
Thank you!
>be wary of shinoa nad bun
how ocme?
>>689622634
Oh okay! That sounsd cool
>>689622420
Tohsaka claim
>>689621795
T-Thank you
>>689622016
Whoa I didn't see you down there weathers nice I guess
>>689622943
Forgot pic
>>689622943
https://youtu.be/v0jVb9TmfRM
>Rory-sama
>>689622359
>Yeah, I know exactly what you mean, I kinda twisted things in my head to keep going...
Yeah I'm often smiling or I'm just neutral when I'm in deep thought, I do that every now and again.
>I believe somber is the word.
>>689620940
I didn't greet the new guy! Hey new guy!
>>689621488
Not bad, just playing some vidya. Now you are here forever. Enjoy your stay
>>689621305
Smug confirmed
>>689621791
a meme MACHINE
>>689622943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSYwG-1GAXQ&list=PLNAC3NrzS2GoK2pQaKB6Pg_um6f5AYrfM
Hello people.
>>689622943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjyB6WH2KlM
>Best idol claimed
>>689622943
https://youtu.be/jvCTaccEkMI
>>689623392
Hello best idol, how are you?
>>689623217
Oh hello! How are you?
>>689623237
Thats cool. Thank you!
>>689621488
She is! Have you seen Love Live?
>>689621256
Oh shit you're here. What's up
>>689622421
Oh shit hi Akiko
>>689622359
I'm not making sense right now, I was wondering what you meant with "yesterdays bs"
>kotori claim
>>689622637
Thank you.
If trips Shinoa get
>>689623110
>hugs
>>689622922
Let me see that book. It says Moscow; are you a commie?
>>689622943
Bork
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uco1JQRVqrA
>>689623537
I'm good, welcome to the thread! You're here forever!
>Don't let smug ship you!
>>689622922
Nice! How much time did you wait for it? I remember you saying you bought it a few weeks back~
>>689623110
Heya new face, nice to meet you~
I'm Amatsukaze, but you can call me Amatsu
>>689623147
Anytime~
How's your day going?
>>689622943
https://youtu.be/IakDItZ7f7Q
>>689623603
rip.
>>689622943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
Might turn on the radio for a bit, actually.
>>689623110
They'll rope you in to things. Ask Mizore about it.
>>689623217
I got things to the head (EX: Rocks) to change my thinking right fast.
>Doesn't mean I don't smile, if I'm extra happy, I will without realizing it.
Somber? Might be.
>>689623392
Sup Maki!
>>689623538
Got a nail stuck in a brand new tire, so I had to go get another new tire since they won't patch motorcycle tires due to liability issues. Also had to stall off on break up plans due to finding out they were in the hospital for surgery. On the bright side, I only paid $90 for the tire and install, and my replacement gloves were on the way to the shop so I'll be getting those in soon!
>>689622601
>Only 2 fu fus
Opinion discarded
>>689622637
Hey Rory
>>689623538
Yes, I have! I saw both seasons and the movie! It was pretty good
>>689623755
eh...
>hugs back
>>689623822
Haha, thanks! I'm glad to be here
>>689623869
Ooh hi, some people call you "Discount Megumin". Can I call you that?
>>689623538
Refer to >>689623027
>>689623783
Moscow December 25th 1991
The Last Day of the Soviet Union
>>689623869
Oh yeah, it was quite the long wait, but they didn't actually make for a week or two due to excessive orders. The shipping itself from Hong Kong to Nebraska only took about a week.
Claiming operator waifus everywhere
>>689623489
Heyo Kyouko, I'm doing pretty good. had a nice time on OW. How about you?
>>689623789
>The NBHD
Great taste.
>>689623538
O shit what's poppin Birb?
>>689623970
Yo Makoto, how are you?
>>689624288
Ayyyy best idol, how goes it?
>>689623537
What is your waifu from btw? She is a cute
>>689623538
Im always here, this is prison. None of us can ever leave. What up though
>>689624288
Eh, I just finished playing OW aswell, was pretty fun.
I'm doing good!
And glad to hear you're better today!
>>689624415
Forgot link
https://youtu.be/O5yjrr7OzYk
>>689624084
Yooo!
>>689624288
Tad tired, back kinda hurts for unknown reasons now, But I'm doing decent enough today. What's poppin?
Can i claim this cat as my wifu ?
>>689623970
It was more isolation and hitting as opposed to throwing.
>Ill be glad to see you smile
Nope! Not somber. Wrong. Woops.
>>689624067
>Discount Megumin
>REEEEEEEEEE
If you find an original nickname, then sure.
>>689624076
Ah well, I might also get myself one then~
>>689624513
Want me to massage your back for you?
>I know how to give you a good rub~
>>689624449
Hehe, thanks! she's from "Is the Order a Rabbit?"
It's a pretty good show!
>>689624516
I dont see why not?
>>689624634
Haha, I'm gonna call you Discount Megumin
claimed kai
Vaas Montenegro
>>689623869
Pretty good. You?
>>689624459
>>689624415
Cute pictures
>>689622833
For every babby you eat the schwanz king will pragnate thirteen waifus! The population must go on!
>I insert the schwanz into the random waifu
>The hip thrust is vigor and powreful!
>The waifu has the good time nostalgia feeling
Hnnnnnngh! Hooooaarrrrrrggghhh!
>The powreful ograsm is had and the waifu becomes super pragnant up the butt, and the anus
>The rich seamin shoots up the waifu's body and makes her vertebrals smack against each other like dominose
>The last one launches her head off into the distance
>But the waifu is pragnated superly!
Ahhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>tfw you get yet another legendary skin in Overwatch
Hello Blackbeard Torbjorn
>>689624010
>Only 2 fu fus
I'm not sure if I follow
>>689624516
No furries please
>>689624980
Well done Schwanz king
>>689624513
What's up bud. I just woke up.im gonna stay in bed until 9 and the. Get ready for work.
How are you?
>>689623970
Holy moly that sounds like it was a long day! I hope you can cool down nicely after that
>>689624067
Ahh! Who is your favourite idol? o/
>>689624076
Thanks fam
>>689624288
Heiya Maki! Nothing much! What about you?
>>689624829
That's not original..!
>>689624871
Pretty much the same, getting really tired tho
>>689624833
> sauce time
>>689622565
Ayyeeee living the good life!
>virtually
>>689623110
Forgot to reply but yeah in a way lol
>>689623970
Mmhmm keep on talking, beautiful
>>689623147
Kek. Doing Fine?
>>689623392
Yo
>>689623822
What was that?
>>689624459
Look who it is
>>689624829
Ill add it on my list of things to watch, i gotta finish space dandy, and jojos. Once those are done ill spend some time no lifing the show.
>>689625080
I wanted that one too....instead i just get garbage legendaries and duplicates of sprays.
>>689625492
Best virtual life
>Though I live a pretty good irl life too
>This helps me cope with my crippling anxiety about women
>Also its fun because FARMING
>I've got a small scale gardener irl, farming for me is fun.
>>689624980
I missed that amazing shitposting.
How are you schwanz king?
>>689624871
Always cute. Or scary.
It has happened bois
Mcree and Widow have now officially been nerfed
I wonder if Birb still will get potg every time with HALF fan the hammer damage
>>689624488
BUT I WAS THE CAT ALL ALONG!
Seriously, fucking love SexualLobster.
>>689624545
Kids can be cruel, seriously...
>Well you sure make me already!
No, that seems about right. I always seem kinda gloomy despite how cheery I act. Probably because I'm rather quiet so no one really notices the little cheer I have when I actually do talk.
>>689624735
If you wouldn't mind...
>>689624980
Dammit Schwanz, was moonbunny not enough to satisfy you earlier?! Truly the lust of a king.
>>689625105
See right below on that post you replied to.
Work night shift again?
>>689625352
Busy day for a lazy person, yep.
>Today I have embraced my lazy
I only changed a clutch cable, lubed another, killed a battery and charged 2!
>>689625492
Not even beautiful.
>>689624829
OH, right. Chino. The biggest thing to be aware of! Smuggles has a short fuse, so be extra cautious around 'em!
>>689625492
If I take that mask off, will you die!?
>>689625492
Yeah
>>689625408
How late is it for you?
>>689625080
She said fufu in the comic not fufufu
>>689624449
Yo Mugen, it's going pretty well at the moment, no complaints. You?
>>689624459
It's nice to hear you're having a good time. Thank you, I appreciate that. Yesterday just wasn't the day.
>>689624513
Get some IcyHot on there if you have any. Or just crack it like I do. That's good to hear though. Not much, sitting around waiting for a game to download.
>>689625352
Pretty much the same, killing some time.
>>689625492
What's poppin, Smug Wing?
>>689625352
My favorite? I would have to say Rin. I like nekos.
>>689625359
I dont care~!
>>689625492
ooh okay.
>I love how smug your waifu is!
>>689625714
Alright cool! I hope you enjoy it!
>>689625777
oshit nice.
>checkem
>>689625831
Alright, I'll keep that in mind!
>>689625777
>Tfw nerfed but still fan hammer to victory
Fan hammer reminds me of the whole CS:GO bullshit a while ago when the r8 was so fucking OP
>Fan hammer with one hand
>Pull trigger with other
>Defuse bomb with tactical dick insertion.
>>689625408
The lewd waifu picture!
>The lewd waifu picture makes the schwanz arise and edgeaculate majestically
Ahhhh! The lewd waifu made the seamin emerge from the schwanz tip!
>The seamin circles the waifu with the predatory like the wolf pack
>But it has the grace of a swan and is the terrifying beauty
>The seamin cannot decide which waifu hole to enter and pragnate
>It circles the waifu faster and faster until the speed of light and much heat generated, becoming the seamin inferno
>It goes faster than the speed of light and penetrates a hole into the universe
>THE UNIVERSE IS PRAGNATED!
Throwback Tuesday
https://youtu.be/ZbpxNnJaHjA
>>689625352
Should be thanking Makoto, after all he's the person who got the code.
>>689625980
>first day
>being more poplar than i ever have been in my two months
>
Kagami is still cute
Annu cheeki breeki.
>>689625777
>Mfw I'm still gonna play McCree anyway
He's still fun to play
>>689625831
Aussie humor at its finest.
Also check out Beached Az and Big Lez show.
>>689625980
She learned from the best
>>689625831
Yeah that makes sense, but I still don't think somber works.
If you want a massage from me
>You'll have to take off your clothes of course~
>>689625831
Yep I work a night shift tonight then at 5am on Thursday. Then next week I have three more night shifts but I'm trying to get out of one so I can be rested for my drive to the /k/ meet
Cheeki breeki vi damke
>>689625770
Thank you. <3
Life is a bit of a downer right now, but I'm pushing through. How about you?
>>689626246
I fucking love Freezepop!
>>689626256
>rip Cheese pizza man.
Cheeki breeki.
>>689625980
.. I'll allow it, but because you're so cute~
>hugs
>>689626508
DAB
A
B
How are you friend?
I am hallow
> claimed
What a long strange trip its been
>>689626256
W..what?! Sorry to hear that, anon!
>>689626342
Hello! How're you doing?
>>689626261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA
>>689624449
Nothing much fam, watching some tv and shit, what about you?
>>689625777
It still oneshots every sub 300 hp hero. Its only Zarya and Roadhog who can still live a rightclick > shift > rightclick.
>>689625831
That is like more then I do for an entire week. I admire you.
>>689625939
Good shit
>>689625980
Rin is my second favourite! She has the absolute best singing voice of them all!
>>689625939
I feel ya, im going pretty good. I got my n64 stuff and have been playing starfox 64 while talking to everyone. What did you do today?
>>689625980
So why is your waifu your waifu? What about her made you know she was the one?
>>689626559
To you too.
>>689625751
What game is she from? And what plants do you tend to?
>>689625831
Aren't you adorable?~
>>689625858
Yee
>>689625920
Noice
>>689625939
Rome total war, chatting with fam, Skype, telegram and thread. You?
>>689625980
Don't believe what they say. I do it for a reason
>thanks
>>689625831
I got horny again! ^.^
>>689626682
Back
>>689626261
>>689626448
>>689626559
PAPALI PAPALI CYKA
https://youtu.be/sgFINp_knMY
Platinum the trinity all up in this vicinity
>>689626840
>>689626596
Oh okay!
>hugs back
A..am i a hugbox now or something?
>>689626755
That's an interesting question. I love how shy and adorable Chino is, really. You?
>>689626864
>I have no idea what youre going on about
>youre welcome
>>689626951
Welcome back!
>>689625920
What's wrong with 2 fu fu's?
>>689625714
kek I'm so sorry for all of you hated by rngesus
I am not even lying when I tell you I've gotten more legendaries than I have gotten epics
>>689625980
Hello new waifu
Yes, my lucky trips confirm we are headed to a more enjoyable, balanced game
>tfw Roadhog can still oneshot the little pricks
>>689626215
Never played CS:GO but how you desribe it that weapon sounds stupid powerful
>>689626297
Looks to me like he's still viable. His primary fire was left untouched
He's a shit ton of fun, but now he can't shred Reinhardt and Roadhog anymore
Before these nerfs he could 100 to 0 literally anyone in the game, including tanks
Now he can still do this to any squishy.
>>689626732
Nerfs working as intended then
I will admit it was not fun getting combo'd for 800 damage. Widowmaker has been nerfed as well. No more animation cancelling, longer time to charge ult, bodyshot damage decreased but headshot damage increased. She should be a lot more like an actual sniper now
>>689626596
CUTE
C
U
T
E
Hey I am doing just fine got my evaluation at work and I did great!
I'm not some shitposter either hi guys.
It's me.
Please love me.
GG
>>689627006
>
>>689625939
If i just lay in a comfier position, I'll be fine. What game?
>>689626256
I saved it on a whim, no need for thanks.
Plus, most my responses to Chino have been jabs at Smuggles being short.
>>689626342
Oh lawdy, I'll write that down somewhere.
>>689626364
Well I'll be around you, who said I'd have any on to begin with~?
>>689626382
Fucking RIP that scheduling. I feel I'm one of the few that has a steady schedule at the same times every week...
>>689626732
It's not like those things were particularly hard, overall it took less than an hour of casul checking on things to do it all except the charging. And that's done while I sit here.
>>689626864
I am not!
>>689626878
>I can't even blame you
Godspeed to you.
>>689626951
Nyanpasu.clickedover300times
>>689626864
Stardew Valley is the game, and the plants I tend to
>Peas, tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, lettuce, and a few corn stalks, I've also got two apple trees and a pear tree
>gonna plant me a peach tree soon.
>>689627105
The headshot damage remains the exact same at 300 damage actually
>Kotori
>>689626951
claimed
>>689627227
Hand over the vodka and no one will get hurt
>>689627237
It's pretty shit but I'll live
>>689627042
>>689627105
Hello! I'm glad to hear that
>tfw roadhog still one shots my tracer
>feelsbadman
>>689627179
Hello! How're you?
>>689626682
Im having fun at work. Been smashing theough the jobs that needed doing.
>>689626840
Sup Anomaly
>>689627179
Ill start then. Sup froggo
>>689627179
Froggo! Ily bb grl
>>689627237
>only 300
I'm at a good couple thousand at least
>>689627050
Hello my dude. How are you? We didn't get a chance to talk when you first showed up.
>>689627402
Hey Yuuki, what's up?
>>689627397
Thanks love
>>689627105
Basically as you were defusing bomb you could fire, also it could one hit on left click
>Now it takes time to charge left click, it was also retardedly accurate
>PLUS THE FUCKING FAN HAMMERING GOT RETARDED
It became Counter Strike Western Offensive.
>>689627402
Aids
>>689627179
Cheeki Breeki.
>>689627181
Comrade no
>>689627179
Ayylmao
>>689627520
Oh just playing some vidya with friends, you?
>>689627525
Sorry you got aids friendo
Squidward Claimed
>>689627467
Jokes on you I drank my vodka already.
>>689626682
Nothing to apologize for mate! How was your day?
>>689627179
>tsuyu
>not shitposter
Boy.
>still gives love
>>689627050
Who knows?
>Don't forget. You're here forever
>>689627176
That's great to hear!
But that means you didn't break a thing D:
Robot waifus are best waifus
Pussy better be warm though
>>689627492
Sleeping troubles, apparently stalker posting has become hip now.
You?
>>689627470
>>689627492
>>689627520
>>689627553
>>689627578
I am love.
Hello you guys, I miss youuu.
I am doing well, I'm so much closer to my last shift at Starbucks, soon things are gonna really be looking up for me.
>>689627237
>Ohhh, but we can't be nude all the time~
I've got a few questions I'll need to ask when we can speak privately.
Im here, not queer get used to it!
>>689627469
>
>>689627923
But I don't like you anon.
>>689627105
Two fufus is a sign of immaturity while fufufu is mature and therefore superior
>
Yeah that's what I like about McCree is assassinating people who are out of position. But the fact he could one shot tanks was stupid
>>689626864
How's your day been
>>689627774
Nice claim
>>689627179
Licky licky?
>>689627050
What mizore and makoto are saying about me~
>>689627237
>cute pics
>cute waifu
>adorable everything
And to top it off, that amazing smile
>>689627273
Oohhhhh and are trees hard to care?
>>689627402
Yo
>>689627923
It is you! Hows the big apple?
>>689627759
well yuh.
someone told me that people keep posting Tsuyu all over the place and it's givin' me a bad name.
I AIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT.
>>689626732
Posting and chillin friendo, living the now unemployed dream
>>689627520
doot doot, my favorite loli, we missed you
>>689627050
Mugen is a cute and he has a lot of aspects as a person that i wish i had. Also he is a cute again
>>689627105
i dont wanna talk about it, im gonna go apply noose now. Im still stuck with the worst skin in the game too
>>689627402
ayyyyyyyy
>>689626508
Ayy OED, what's new?
>>689626732
Nice and relaxing too. Got any plans for the night?
>>689626755
>Starfox
Ayyyy, it's been so long since I've seen that. Enjoy it man. Eh just played some OW and did some work around the house.
>>689626864
Damn dude, you must be good at multi-tasking. Sitting around now, killing time. Played too much OW today.
>>689627237
If that'll help go for it. Omega quintet, it was like three dollars so eh why not.
>>689627492
Nice! What do you work for?
>>689627520
Hiya! I'm good, how're you?
>>689627770
Heh, alright
>Not that i mind~
>>689627759
ooh alright! My day was pretty good, I'm glad that I finally joined here
>>689627923
>Soon things are gonna really be looking up for me
Thats cool! How come?
>>689628159
ooh alright
>>689627918
Making soup and being late on sandwiches at work.
>>689627923
Sounds cool.
>>689627923
>soon things are gonna really be looking up for me
Glad to hear it.
Anyone got the Esdeath copy pasta?
>>689627774
Piece of Junk
>>689628159
What's up smuggest of smugs?
>>689628167
Froggy? Froggy!
>>689627729
Then give me you blood comrade
>>689627923
>Tfw working customer service
I couldn't stand anything where I had to deal with people for more than an hour at a time
>Computers are much easier to deal with
>THEY ARE LOGIC BASED AND AREN'T STUPID MOST OF THE TIME~
>>689628159
Occasionally I have to trim them and water them, but usually they're self sustaining
>and they produce delicious fruit
>An apple in the morning is the best way to start my day.
>>689626559
Anuu
>>689628365
>>689628180
>>689627774
Kek "muh toonami"
>>689627770
Hey hey hey just because I break doesnt mean I am bad at my job haha besides thats just part of the job! How are you doing??
>>689627923
That is fantastic to hear Tsu!
>>689628222
Hey softie! Whats good??
>>689627774
>>689628398
>
>>689628437
It's radiated though.
>>689628489
Cheeki Breeki.
>>689628180
What's up bud!
>>689628342
Akiko does, talk to him.
>>689628287
I'm doing alright. So tell me a little about yourself. What area do you live in, what do you do, what do you like, what are you all about?
>>689628222
Just gonna go ahead and check those. Get around to listening to anything yet?
>>689628180
Best loli. How are you, Mugen?
>>689627923
We miss you too Tsu! So what are you doing after the SB gig?
hakua from shomin sample
>claimed
>>689628304
Sounds good, soup best hangover food though.
Late from work?
>>689628167
damn, haven't seen you in a long time. Hey.
>>689628652
Aids whore, she got them by fucking niggers. Your waifu is a mudshark damaged slut
>>689627520
Holy tits Renge!
>>689628003
When at home, who's going to stop us?
>And when we're out, we just have to be careful~
But of course, to be expected. Assuming they're quite personal?
>>689628159
It's all the waifu! The waifu is indeed quite cute! I however am not!
>>689628222
Sounds neat, what's it about?
>>689626755
You're a real productive one!>>689628222
Pleaaaaase not that picture :((((
About to head to bed, got a doctors appointment at 10 am tomorrow and it's 3 am right now..
>>689628180
I fucking miss that life.
>>689628287
Do you play OW on pc? :o If so, you should join the crew!
The usual
>>689627774
Kyoma's gf had better body
>>689628674
Ah, those are some strange questions. I live on the US East Coast and am interested in computer hardware. You?
>>689628906
Nah, not PC unfortunately. XB1.
>maybe some day