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>be in several parts of army
>spend 8 to 9 years chasing one man
Stuff falls down and I lose
>>689620760
are people still playing battlefront ?
>>689620914
Tetris?
>>689621031
not sure didn't get the new one.
still play battlefront 2 once in a while
>>689621215
Yeah
Am a kid
Grow up
Play instrument
Kick guys ass twice
>>689621498
Ocarina of time
>>689620760
black?
>Try and find my kid
>Find kid and kill big bad dude and his army.
>Play cards
>has hat
>makes turns
>get cube
>ruin coworkers lunch
>beat things with shiny stick
>counter terrorists win
>talk to your employer and get suspended for 20 or so years
>Be teenager
>Move to the country
>Make friends
>Solve murders
>Fight a giant eyeball
>Be friends with a pervert bear
>>689622041
Mario Kart
>Go on vacation
>Identity stolen
>Get blamed for pollution and vandalism by corrupt legal system
>Forced to clean it
>>689622063
Life half
>>689621846
Yugioh 5Ds
>Be alien
>Crash
>Lead a horde
>Survive or die
>>689622186
Super Mario Sunshine
>>689621846
The Witcher 3.
>go to arab paradise with your mates
>kill needlessly
>hate game
>>689622240
Nope
>>689622422
Nailed it buddy
>>689621846
Witcher 3?
>>689622439
Yugioh GX
>>689622492
yessir
>Kill bad guys
>Kill survivors
>Document everything
>Move to a new land
>Be forced into crippling debt
>Become a veritable slave to pay off debt
>Debt gets higher
>You will never be free
>GF stolen
>Give alien a Pepsi
>Put hamster in microwave
>Rockin' music
>be god
>kill niggers
>>689622768
animal crossing
>>689622348
Piki min or someshit
>>689622918
yup
>>689622929
Pikmin
>piss on people
>steal opposing teams whore
>win
>piss on some more people
>Swastika
>AIDS
>Pools closed
>Blow up prototypes
>Kill pilots
>The moon
>kill multiple people
>can't stop taking drugs
>can't skip this fucking cutscene
>Father is Liam Neeson
>Things are bitching
>Live in the ground
>Your dad says "fuck this shit"
>Follow your dad
>Do some mad science
>Save the water
>>689623303
Fallout 3
Too easy
Fuck you
Fuck Fallout
Fuck 4chan
Fuck you
Fuck vidya
>>689623278
Heavy Rain
Whole damn thing is a cutscene
>>689623303
Fallout
>>689623303
Fallout 3
>blonde wrecks shop
>employed
>castle
>impalement
>blonde dies
>space battle
>blonde lives
>>689623087
Conkers Bad Furday?
>>689623520
Nope
>>689622482
I can smell gwent from a mile away.
>>689623184
Club Penguin
>>689621780
Nop
>>689620760
>be me
>crush on qt 3.14 who lives round the corner from me
>some big fag dragon shits up my kingdom and puts shitty purple diamonds everywhere
>kill mercenaries and burgle houses in order to make living
>spend it all in the only shop on the planet, owned by a jew
>collect eggs and shit while smashing big fag's purple ground dildos
>meet autistic leopard who thinks he's my friend
>meet pensioners who teach me things in return for being able to gaze at my handsome youth body
>eventually banish big fag dragon
>all this and still didnt bang qt 3.14
>>689621846
The Witcher 3. Easy
>Get trapped in shitty town
>Beat up criminals
>Get accused of killing best friend
>Guy wants to play games with you through entire thing
>>689620760
modern warfare
>make animals fight and kill
>get nifty pins
>>689623798
Undertale?
>>689623764
Close...
>>689623798
Spyro?
>>689623798
Spyro?
>>689624083
It's Habbo then
>>689623931
GTA4
>>689624317
yes
>>689624319
Nope
>>689621498
>aliens come down to kill everyone
>hero goes back in time to stop them
>he stops them
>>689623933
Yep
>clown dies
>you carry him out
>basically be a silent protag
>have bear friend
>crossdress at some point
>tv
>>689624689
Batman Arkham City
>>689624800
Ff 7
>>689623278
Hotline miami 2
>I've covered wars ya'know.
>See the emperor being murdered while escaping from prison
>emperor gives you super important task
>run around the province aimlessly for years
>never complete the super important task you were given
>>689624605
Time Splitters?
>>689625153
TES IV
>sports player
>time travel
>dance
>HA-HA-HA-HA-HA ×3
>pilgrimage
>beat dad
>cliffhanger
>>689625184
Nope. here
>aliens come back every 25 years
>starts in 2016
>paved the way for GTA
>company no longer exists
>>689625084
Dead Rising
>>689625084
Dead Rising
>>689625507
Bingo.
>Be an enhanced being
>Learn of an evil scientist
>Use enhanced capabilities to traverse the world
>Acquire items that will keep you alive
>Defeat his mechanical abominations
>Save the world
>>689625572
Suck it nerd
grentext - running
grentext - go up and down for rest of game BUT
grentext - gren pancake appear?
grentext - go fishing
grentext - hook albanian prostitute
grentext - simpsons gets spoiled
>>689622124
Persona 4
>>689624800
Faggot, you just copied mine
>>689622124
It's Persona 4
>>689625692
sanic
>Having a day with the kid
>Black out
>Wake up in street, child missing
>What the fuck?
>Spend the next couple of days yelling for him.
>The neighbourhood cop had him
>little niggers dig in dirt & shit to expend territory & get monneh
>build rooms to attract other types of niggers
>slap niggers to make them work faster
>use the big niggers to kill some medieval fags or destroy shiny pulsing ball
>>689625933
yus
>own jacket
>kill alot of russians
>get arrested
>popular pretty boy
>actually a total pussy
>always crying about family issues
>shit gets fucked up
>only my drunk uncle is still around and he makes fun of me pretty often
>meet a bitch
>don't fuck
>meet a bitch
>make out and shit
>kill a faggot 5 times
>kill the big boss
>die
>>689622744
POSTAL 2
>>689625393
Funnel Fantasy X
>>689625971
Heavy rain?
>>689625393
FFX
>>689626250
yesir
>>689626208
SÃ
>>689623087
postal
>>689620760
>PECK-POCK-PECK-POCK-PECK-POCK-BREEEE-PECK-POCK-PECK-POCK-PECK-POCK-BREEEE-BREEEE-PECK-POCK-PECK-POCK
>>689625979
Populous
>>689620760
I have yet to have anyone get mine, so I am starting with all the hints I gave throughout the last thread:
> oh god the laughing just won't end
> how are you laughing when I blew your head off
> the blood channel
> sweet wrestling moves
> one of the truly best games on the Gamecube
> most likely the first game to show cel shading doesn't have to be cutesy
>GOURANGA!
>>689626198
Not close at all
>>689625971
You forgot
> press X to Shaun
>>689622426
Spec Ops: The Line ?
I'm looking for the master of this castle
Get glasses from waifu
Find real master of castle
Fuck you dad
>>689626457
>Populous
nah but close
>>689626478
fucking gta2
>play game
>get autism
>Fishermen
>Dragon eats heart
>dead???
>suit up
>fight dragon
>become god
>>689626734
minecraft
>>689626734
Undertale
>>689626734
Sanic
>>689626135
>own jacket
is what made it too obvious.
HM.
>>689626734
sonic adventure 2
>>689626746
Dragon's Dogma
>>689626746
Dragons Dogma
>>689626734
FNAF.
>>689626809
>>689626816
>>689626824
All acceptable
>>689622768
American Dream the Game? :P
JK, it's Animal Crossing
>biggest cancer to ever exist
>48 quadrillion 13 year olds suck the games dick hard
>>689626734
Call of Duty
> Have a name
> Everyone just calls you Dragonborn
>>689626472
viewtiful joe? Never even played it, it's just the earliest cell shading game I can remember on gamecube
>I fucked your mom
>Kid
>Wow you're so bad
>kid kid kid kid
>kid kid
>Kid kid kidkidkidkidkidkidkid
>kid
>You're a faggit kid
>WOW
>>689627080
Slither.io?
>>689627080
stopping shitting up the thread summerfag
>damn synths
>Get thrown in prison
>Go down some stairs
>Make evil cube come to life
>Kill evil cube
>>689627080
League of Legends
>>689627136
Damn, everyone goes to that. Granted it is a great game, it is not centralised on blood like that one I'm talking about is.
Seems like I'll have to give a huge dead giveaway to get people to get it.
> Suda 51
>start off poor
>fight in tournament
>earn fame
>acquire castles
>>689626879
>>689626897
Correct :^
>>689627332
Fallout 4
>>689627332
Undertale.
>>689627096
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>live in la
>have shitty family
>u used to be a robber
>one day u take a nigger under your wing
>u start robbing again
>half the time when u play this game you arent even playing the canpaign you are just murdering hundreds of people
>kek
>>689627096
>you are the greatest warrior on the planet
>I lost some stupid shit
>just follow the arrow
>it's in a cave with some dragur
Welcome to Skyrim. This is what you'll be doing for next 100 hours
>>689627519
True Crime?
>13y.o's drooling around Knives
>>689627690
False
>>689627519
Oh yes, the most over-hyped piece of shit since Fable 2
>>689625979
Haven't actually played it much so mostly guessing
Dungeon Keeper?
>>689627519
GTA V
>>689623278
Far cry2?
>>689627852
And that is?
>>689627937
CORRECT
>wife died
>talk to some dude to bring her back
>Dude tells you to stab a big guy till he is dead
>Faint afterwards killing the guy
>Wake up with a black guy staring at him
>Has to repeat process a few more times
>>689627388
Evil Cube 3: Cubed
>snek
>popular
>cancerous
>>689627887
winrar
>>689627230
>I didn't like this comment!
>s-summerfag!! haha showed them
kys
>>689628064
Shadow of the Colons
>>689627852
Fable 2 was an absolute abortion.
>be a fox or some shit idk
>walk around
>jump on things
>have 1994 jim carey as friend
>>689627096
the sims
>>689628220
Yes, colons
>>689628250
im sure you're thinking of Fable 3
>>689628106
I'd say slither.io but it doesn't even have a strong enough voiced community to have cancer start.
So I'll say Metal Gear Solid
>>689620760
Become better than the guy from TV show who has not aged a year in 20 years.
>>689628305
Crash?
>>689622744
Outlast?
>>689627388
legend of grimrock my nigga
>>689627432
Mount and Blade
>>689628369
They were both just awful compared to the first.
>>689628073
lolwut... no
>>689628369
Nah, Fable 2 is when I decided to never buy their shit again. I imagine Fable 3 was even worse.
>be black
>be in the hood
>get rich, be the head of the city
>brother doesnt care and wants back to the hood
>>689628467
You got it
>everyone's frozen
>be the nigga around cuz skin color
>run, jump on things, collect jewelry
>unfroze people
>>689628465
You are correct!
>the cube is an inanimate fucking object and doesn't feel emotional attachment
>>689628404
nailed it
>grind
>grind
>dancing for money pl0x
>>689628557
>>689628608
didn't mind fable 2 still won't go back and play it ever again, Fable 3 was just pure garbage beat it after like 6 hours the only plus side was that i spent like 10$ on it froma bargain bin
>>689627432
Mount and blade warband
>>689628839
Portal. Too easy
>Girl is kidnapped
>goes after girl
>local are hostile and speak a weird language
>sell things at a high price
>rescues the girl
>>689628111
yaaay
alright I'll do one
>dude kills your waifu
>get thrown in prison
>escape
>rats n' shit
>everyone is obviously going to betray you
>everyone betrays you
>>689628839
fuck you that was my best friend
>start game on carriage
>see a nigger get his head cut off
>steal hundreds of cheese wheels and cabbages
>get fucking murdered for killing a chicken
>the guards in every town say the stupidest shit ever to you whenever you walk near them
>sweetrolls
>a talking dog comes out of nowhere
>fall in a hole
>fucking furfags
>>689629028
RE 4: The Best
>>689628839
Portal?
>>689629031
Dishonored
>>689629083
Now that was good hints for Skyrim.
>>689629083
toy story
>>689626432
no one will get this
>get gun
>later find the same gun with more barrels
>gory
>gothic/satanic
>drowning and dying from poison and lava
>polar bears that walk on 2 legs and shoot lightning
>ogres and pink things that jump
>traps all over the damn place
>killing dogs
>windows 98
>>689627080
World of Warcraft
>>689629131
He He He. Thank you
>Sausage fest
>Kid goes missing
>Get high
>guy has soul bound to chicken
>best song.mp3
>kill every chicken in sight
>guy dies instantly
>feelsdeviousman.jpg
>gets there to kick ass and chew bubble gum
>is all out of gum
>go to school
>learn floral arrangement
>dress up
>explode an army
>be a fucking cat
>get thrown into prison
>escape and kill every dog you see
>go after jewels and gold
>monkeys popping balloons with darts
>>689628744
fucking love that game