Why do straight guys like traps?
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Why do straight guys like traps?
They don't. Only gay guys like traps
>>689598100
No face, not a trap.
>>689598100
>straight
>>689598100
because they are fags
I don't know it's really weird, mental illness I guess
They don't
>>689598100
>traps=males
being attracted to the same sex doesn't make you straight, it makes you gay!
I do. I'm married. 32 years old. Have a few kids. Pretty typical life.
I'd fuck the dog shit out of a hot (passable) trap if I had the chance.
>>689599439
fucking keked and saved
>>689598100
Because traps are often more feminine than actual girls, thus it's actually less gay to like traps.
>>689599941
>Because traps are often more feminine than actual girls, thus it's actually less gay to like traps.
>>689599941
Bros we spotted a faggot in denial kek
fuck it!
It's just a naughty preference
They look like girls but have a dick
It's inappropriate it's kind of forbidden
The guys who like traps need people who say liking traps is for fags
It's what makes their fetish work
Without that you'd just be fapping to a regular old male with feminine qualities
>>689598100
because fantasies. Just like most women have a rape fantasy, but probably wouldn't adore you if you actually raped them.
Guys enjoy traps, but wouldn't enjoy a "real" dude. idk if that makes any sense.
>>689598100
Probs bc they like to fuck something with tits but they don't understand how to pleasure a vagina
>>689598100
Anyone gonna acknowledge that bi people exist?
If you like traps you're bi. You're gay, but only half gay. Still kinda gay but you're still kinda straight at least.
>>689598100
They don't.
>>689598292
/Thread
>>689600719
this guy gets it
>>689601091
travis would beat the crap out of spiderman!
>>689598361
>Robin
>whatever you want, bayybe!
>>689598100
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> straight
>>689598100
Sex without the woman drama
>>689601678
>Sex without the woman drama
straight guys don't like traps you fucking faggot
>>689599941
>liking someone with a dick is less gay than liking someone with a vagina
k
>>689598100
They don't, bisexuals do
>>689598100
I was a straight guy, now i'm mtf trans.
>>689598100
Cause it is forbidden
real men fuck real women!
Because they have such feminine penises
>>689602250
well i got a vagina now so meh
>>689598100
They don't, homosexuals do.
hole to fuck and a cock to suck.
>inb4 inb4
>inb4 aids
>inb4 your mad at me because you have a boring life
>>689602710
you're probably a virgin
>>689602710
Yeah maybe but I'm gonna save that dank ass pic you just posted anyway.
>>689598100
they don't
>>689603110
DAmN! BOOM. mic drop!!!! you destroyed them@@@ holy shit
>>689599314
Exactly.
>>689603570
summers here
Because feminine penises
>>689599314
than you are a bisexual
>>689603726
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>689598100
They dont dipshit.
>>689598100
Its called being omni sexual. We fuck all the bitches.
You betas wouldn't understand (or get either)
>>689603942
>copy pasta
>>689604227
>We fuck all the bitches
so your now fucking female dogs?
>>689598100
Women change their appearance to impress other women
Traps change their appearance to impress men
This couldnt come any sooner
