How do you do it? Any tips?

>>689593671

Depends on who you want to stalk. Social media is your best friend in my case.

>>689593098
>Ask a stalker anything.
>Pic related, I'm stalking her.
why would you stalk that?

>>689593098
How's that going? She lives in Southend right?

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>>689593814
She's well fit mate

>>689593967
Close,
Basildon, specifically.

>>689593098
define stalking

>>689595215
Being a generally creepy bloke, 'accidentally' running into her on a regular basis, etc.

>>689595661
ever take pics of her?

>>689595909
No. I dont exactly want her finding out.

>>689595661
sooo.. why are you doing this? im curious?
how about stop wasting your pathetic life?

>>689593098
what kind of things have you gained through your stalking of her?

Kill her, post pics of body pls

>>689596216
Boners.

>>689596227
do this

>>689596136
Because its fun. Everyone needs a hobby. My hobby just happens to be stalking Emma Blackery.

>>689596227
Can't i just shag her instead?

>>689596495
You can shag dead chicks mate, she won't object

>>689596216
when you say stalking, what kind of things do you do? found anything fun, got any panties, or just following around....

cheeki breeki?

>Blackery lives a vegan lifestyle and is diagnosed with Chronic fatigue syndrome.[31]

>Blackery has also been vocal about the topic of bisexual erasure.[35]

picked a charmer

>>689596136

See: Betamax

>>689596663
Following round, mostly. I love 'accidentally' running in to her on a regular basis.

YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELLYOURE ALL GOING TO HELL

>>689596722
>Diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

At least she can't run away.

>>689596916
ever thought of trying to get into her place? or just enjoy following.....

>>689596955
y tho

>>689597191

I dont want to get too close to her house, I imagine if she sees me she'll get suspicious, as South Benfleet is in the opposite side of the town where I often follow her

>>689597448
she a youtuber she never leaves her home

>>689597448
so i guess you got a bit of an obsession with her, take lots of pics and fap to her lots?
I'm just really curious is all lol

>>689597794

She actually goes out quite often. I often see her near the Basildon marketplace, and once in London. She also used to go to a bar near the marketplace but I havent seen her there in a long time.

>>689597968

I'm not denying it.

>>689598083
creep shots to prove your self

>>689598247

See >>689596052

>>689598261

Thanks

>>689593098
do you know where you'll dig the hole yet?

>>689598157
that's cool anon stalker, just interesting to understand and she's a hot girl

>>689598391
>stalker
>no pics

>>689593098
this girl isnt even cute. if real ur suspect and ugly.

>>689598847
Yes. Stay tuned. 25th October.

>>689593098
Essex accent is the world's worst accent

>>689599085

But would you nob her?

>>689596495
lol you'd never fuck her dude i can gaurantee this.

>>689599257

It's the accent I was supposed to have but never got because I never went outside.

>>689599376

Perhaps. See >>689599133

>>689599380
Kek, unfortunately I'm blessed with an Essex accent

So according to her wiki page she was involved with that Luke faggot..... I'm genuinely shocked, I swore he liked dick.

Any idea if "she" is hiding a dick?

>>689599559

Tranny Blackery is not a thing; thankfully.

Do you talk to her?

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>>689593098
I am also stalking her, OP. Should we maintain separate rivalries, or would you like to team-up and pool our resources?

>>689599967

When I 'run into her', Yeah. Otherwise, I prefer to keep my distance. She just sees me as a fan who happens to live near her.

>>689600159

Excellent. You'll be glad you made this decision.

>>689600300
Give example of a conversation

>>689593098
Hang on. Havent you made some Reddit posts about this?

>>689600300
She thinks you're a fan.... Man, you'll never hit that. Unless you hit it with a shovel first.

>>689600664

I generally just ask her how she is, tell her how much I enjoy her music and videos, and try to reference her latest videos.

>>689600859

No. I don't use reddit.

Gonna snapshot this thread and send it to her.

>>689600963

See >>689599133

>>689601089

Fucking do it.

>>689599133
So you're gonna rape and kill her. Why? There are litterally billions of women out there.

>>689601089

Tell her I look forward to seeing her again.

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>>689601089
Ooooooooooooo this lil bitch gonna tell on you! Uh-oh!

>>689601334

None are as sexy as Emma Blackery. She is the only woman I would consider a 10/10

>>689597448
Strangers on a train.

Someone steals her panties for you, and you do the same for the girl that guy likes.

>>689600969
U sure she wants to bang a fan?

>>689601475

I think we should arrange something.

>>689601433
Oh no someone is gonna tell a girl a stalker is planning to rape and kill her! Omg what a white knight beta fag amirite?

>>689600969
>>689600969
Is she receptive? Does she know you by name? When talking, are you talking for talkings sake or are you trying to get laid

>>689601632

Probably just another Tuesday for her.

He wants to bang her
>read the thread

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>>689601693

I have never told her my name, but If i did I would use a pseudonym. As for your second question, Both.

>>689601611
What city does she lives in?

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>>689601463
If you kill her I'm coming for you. Stalk if you want, but kill; I'll be ready to avenge.

>>689601849

And then some

>>689601918

Basildon. (East Essex)

>>689601898
Is she receptive?

>>689601922

I wouldnt kill her.
I can't say no harm will come to her, but honestly i wouldnt kill her unless I had to.

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>>689596227
<-- His stalking victim in a week.

>>689602204
>I wouldnt kill her.
>But I'll probably hurt her
>Also I might have to kill her

You ever seen her chronically fatigued?
What will you do if she got a boyfriend. Still run into her?

>>689602036
Ah. I'm in California.

OP how old are you? Is this your first target?

>>689602157

She generally speaks to me like she's known me a while, but she has since the first time we met, so I imagine she just speaks to everyone who approaches her like that.

>>689593098
lol emma blackery i see
https://www .youtube.com/user/emmablackery

>>689602309

Only if she screams.

>>689602204
I'm not kidding when I say I'll find you and do the same if you end her.

>>689602419
dude shes a youtube vlogger she will do this with everyone

>>689593098
what color are her panties

>>689602325

I've spoke to her while she was with that lanky ginger twat in the past.

And I've seen her tired, but I assume she stays home if it gets too bad.

>>689602328
I live in London and have slowly become a stalker of a girl I met. I thought we were friends but she's semi-famous and is just used to being friendly with strangers I guess. Starting to get obsessed now..

>>689602419
What do you think her pace rating in FIFA would be? What's yours?

>>689602408
I'm not saying shit about my age, but yes, she is my first. I only recently started fully stalking her, but I have been interested for over 2 years.

You arer sick OP. Grow up have some respect

>>689602779
Stop yourself please

>>689602719

Vary in colour, from what I've seen.

>>holy fuck dude Someone is capping the thread for her

Are you a lonely virgin op?

>>689602893
Are you an ostrich?

>>689602840

Fucks knows mate. Probably not great.

>>689593098
Never heard of her. The pic was a 6/10 so I thought I'd see what was up...

fucking terrible music and it turns out she's more like a 4.

Jesus fuck dude you could likely do much better.

>>689602738
Kek you've seen her tired?
Are her palms sweaty? Knees weak arms are heavy? Is there vomit on her sweater already? That ginger twats spaghetti?

>>689602966

I have respect, which is why I wanted to meet her in the first place.

>>689603084

Yes.

>>689603000
Not sure I can now. Like OP says it's fun in a weird way. Quite addictive.

>>689602738
How did ginger react

>that rogimourtus level pussy tho

>>689593098
What are you gonna do?

>>689603346

Very much so. It's basically my hobby.

>>689603530

Only time will tell.

>ill find you
Oh ok bud

>>689603346
It won't be fun if you kill and get destroyed by police

>>689603326
I am in the same boat brother and I have started to enjoy following girls around. I used to enjoy groping them at a bus or train but now I actually want more. Any tips ?

>>689603542
Do you go to her house? I've tried to follow her home but I get paranoid she'll know something's wrong is she sees me too often.

>>689603733

Nobody said anything about killing. That only happens if they scream.

Protip: Plan ahead, just in case. I know I have.

>>689603645
Lol, it's better if you think u don't have the methods .. I'll know if you take it too far

I sorta stalk my ex gf....i hate her but I have access to all her social media accounts so I see all the pics she sends to guys (and girls) and always know who shes fucking and how lol

>>689603858
fucking kill yourself

>>689603899

No, see >>689597448

>>689593098
Her name so can join in the stalking?

>>689603907
Of course she'll scream during a rape, moron

>>689593098
Also known as "Ask the entire board anything"

>>689603858
Suck start shotguns

>>689604159

Emma Louise Blackery.

>>689593814
Why wouldn't you?

>>689604059
But why, if they wont give it to me I have to take it by force

>>689604098
Ah ok sorry didnt see. Wish I was a master of disguise and could follow her about more. I just like always knowing what she's doing, you know? Heaven would be a 24/7 live feed of her life

>>689604543
>Women's sluttiness is at an all time high
>Can only get laid by force
lol what a faggot.

>>689596227
Make sure they are nude pics need something to jerk it to

>>689604547

I'd love that. Good thing she recently decided to do 'daily' vlogs

>>689604543
I bet you're Indian

>>689596955
Meh I've come to terms with that

>>689604742
Lucky you! Mine is pretty shy and lives a 'normal' life and doesnt even act anymore (she's former child/young adult actress)

>>689593098

why are you stalking her?

>>689604709
Fuck you not everyone is handsome and have social skills

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>>689596722
>Chronic fatigue syndrome
>Sydrome
Being a vegan is now a syndrome.

>>689602452
I used to follow her till my dick had a timeout and let my brain realise she's just another cookie cutter blue-balling attention whore.

>>689599376
Agree with this 100%.

>>689602893
I remember my first obsession.
Emma Watson.
I was one of THOSE guys, the ones who spam the shit out of their celeb waifu.

Had deranged crushes on RL girls as well.
Stalking their every online movement 24/7.
Following their friends and associates.
Archiving all pictures and sending them 100 messages a day.
Sometimes spending 2-3hrs re-writing the perfect paragraph.

It's happened twice.
I've been blocked twice.
No restraining order or legal action though.
They never found the true extent of my behaviour.

I either have 0% interest in girls or 150%.
99.9% sure it's my OCD, do you have it as well?

>>689603250
Yeah, she is pretty fucking ugly a lot of the time.
When I liked her it was her outside-the-box personality that did it for me.
Or at least the illusion of originality or non-conformity.

>>689604838
Im actually from latín América

>>689603274
Ask her out then gamble if you win you have her if you don't you don't. End of story. Play the game like a real man.

>>689605013

I think in your case you wouldnt necessarily have to be stealthy about it. Just approach her and voluntarily put yourself in the 'friendzone' for a bit. It might sound shitty but it will pay off, I assure you.

>>689605043

Because she's sexy.

What are some websites you find helpful in your quest?

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>>689593098
How many humans have you killed for the chimera army, Mr. Stalker?

>>689605300

Funny you should mention that. I was going to take her own advice and publicly ask her out later on this year.

"You don't ask, you dont get" - Emma Blackery, 'CAR VIBES #1'

>>689605424
I dunno man I'm a pretty weird guy and I think she knows it. I should have found a way to meet her and pretend I didnt know who she was or something.

>>689605500

are you gonna rape her?

I'm gonna find this Emma Blackery and fuck her. We're gonna have wild sex and laugh about op

>>689605581

Most social media. In some cases, Amazon, you can straight up get their address, but in some cases, you will only find a PO box, so its not always effective. I haven't actually tried it but I heard it works most of the time.

>>689605889
Do it then you vagina

>>689599376
>implying she'd rather choose LukeIsNotSexy over a 8 inch rapist cock

>>689605925

I approached her and told her I recognized her. Seems to have payed off for me, but once again, your experience is likely different to mine. I think it depends how well you already know each other.

>stalking a vegan
How very deer hunter of you.
>faggot

>>689605945

25th October. I'm not straight up saying anything, but I'll leave it to your imagination.

OP please teach me the ways

>>689606150

How about we make it a threesome? I love laughing about me.

>>689606628
Yeah she's kinda throw off her celeb past. Hopefully I'll work something out though. Nice to talk to a UK anon with a similar 'hobby' lol

>>689596955

dubs speak the truth

>>689606781
Why that date?

>>689606241

It's all planned out, pal. It's gonna happen later this year, and thousands of people will see it.

>>689606781

nice man, pl0x post videos :^)

>>689606984
Thats the only date I know I will have a 100% chance of seeing her.

>>689606905

What would you like to know?

>>689607149
Fuck you fucking cunt. Nobody cards about your sick little plan. Grow a set

>>689593098
time to become a white knight and show her the thread maybe??

>>689593098
Why are you stalking Emma BLACKEDery?

>>689607322

She'll probably do it for me.

>>689605253
Emma Watson block you? How'd you feel?

>>689607459

>167+ replies
>still nobody cares tho

>>689607553

Probably already seen it.
This is just another tuesday for her.

>>689607554

If you want jokes about her surname, I have many. For example:

Blackdickery
Bukkakery
Tranny Blackery

To name a few.

Finally a good thread on /b/, its been a while

>>689607722
This thread will have pruned by the time you wank over her face tonight.

>>689607693
Naa Emma Watson never blocked me, I was referring to girls I knew in real life.

>>689608285
Already done it a few times.

>>689606913
Think this guy should man up and tell us who she is.

>>689594014
nah.

>>689608528
what do you think of when you wank over her?

>>689608782

Her.

>>689608536
I dont think I should. You guys probably wouldnt know who she is anyway

>>689608811
Cheers.

>>689593098
What size panties and bra does she wear?

You'd know these if you were any good at what you do.

Also post panty pics

>>689608863
doing what to her?

Why the hell are you so attracted to her

>>689609003

Panty: Working on it

Bra: 32B

>>689608811
Sincerely hope this is genuine

>>689609015

Sexing.

>>689609108
>32B
Do you like go inside her house or some shit

>>689609088

Just look at her. Are you honestly telling me you wouldnt nob her?

>>689608811
Timestamp?

>>689609135
What difference would it make? OP is Brit, NSA wouldnt give a fuck

>>689609262
i would fuck the hell outta her

>>689593098
Is she wearing a wig? What do you like about her?

>>689609238

I try to avoid going near her house. She lives on the opposite side of town from me, so not only is it a fat trek to get there, I'd look suspicious as fuck.

>>689609369

69 speaks the truth.

>>689609470
How do you know bra size then?