My name is Aliens218 and I'm a huge faggot, ask me about it.

>>689560696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XWQeu0nMxG

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>>689560485
>Ah yea. Give it to me. Give me your cum, daddy. Please.
>gotta go fast
>don't talk to me or my (wife's) son ever again

It's an emergency. I need to be pissed on.

Cardiovascular and musculature

Read this shit out, you fuck.

>God damn, can you please shove your cock that is as hard as diamonds into my gaping asshole, mommy?

>>689560987
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iyDFqgQfxi

tbh i want cummies inside of my ass cause felt godo ;D

>>689560989
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zouJ8S6MWD

>>689560993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UxdyAHmBE6

>>689561050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G4UPqeVRyV

>>689561383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04IyBIX3fBL

Boba Fett is like the scariest she-demon I've ever seen, I fear for my life when I'm around her.

>>689562043
boba fett is a guy tho

>>689562043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xXHHsmrz9h

cockodilians with big willies

>>689562328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nV9RT7kNcX

"We'll bang, ok?"

Allahu akbar my fellow Muslim brothers around the world. Allah is pleased with your work in Orlando but more is needed in our jihad against the infidels. I urge you to go out and kill as many infidels as possible in the name of Allah. He will reward you greatly! Allahu akbar!

>>689562946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17IDYGqdtpq

can you say: Medieval esports is the best and will always dominate in furture matches!

>>689562998
IT'S A JOKE, FBI. DON'T ARREST ME. IT'S A JOKE.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ShbGVRpOsI

Can you say : Only 10 more jumps Cody , only 10 more Jumps!

>>689563653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0as4DBfZYm4

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make a velociraptor noise.
something like SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OP I love your voice

Say:

"This, of course, is all very poetic. What's poetic? I don't know. Do you? You're getting carried away by how philosophical and meaningful this song just became. I think i should recommend this song to a friend, and or my family."

And then i'll feature you into my new song

>>689563800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AlhakCR1PD

>>689563938
Sorry, that'll fuck my voice up. I'll do something less harsh though.

say: "Swiggity swooty. IM COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY" btw, I would marry you for your voice.

Keemstar needs to be shot down.

>>689564053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SC0xvbYsXS

>>689564029
Thanks, bud!

Say. Hey what's up guys, it's big b stats here.

>>689564200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mkBj05mUqg

Can you say: Friendship Drive charging

You're a little slut you know that? A dirty little slut.

>>689564360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OxxmTwvpAR

>>689560485
>i need you to fuck my fuzzy tailhole, then drown me in your golden showers afterwards. Meow!

Thanks man!

>>689564692
that sounds sick. nice job

>>689564447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p5ZwtovSUy

Say: Can you give me a lighter? I was born next to captain Iglu i never freeze

>>689564368
sweet, thanks. You're getting eternalized mate, when "i am imago" becomes world famous you'll know you were in one of my songs

>>689564736
>i need you to fuck my fuzzy tailhole, then drown me in your golden showers. Meow!
Leave out the afterwards, sounds weird. Thx again!

>>689564576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cvFgrFNj8s

>>689564686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19JbOzQdK7k

>>689560485
Mail male snail nail Cuck le rouche

Sup bitches. It's Chad Warden.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>689564938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s152RRPUND1D

We're gonna nine eleven this bitch unless Morty gets better math grades!

>>689564816
Glad ya like it!

>>689564877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N41wzpp4ev

>>689564925
;)

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>>689565244
Pure sex! Awesome, thx!

"Bitch, you got a text message."
Your voice shall be my text tone.
Voice = 10/10 would bang

>>689565088
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zGwAtabdXh

>>689565093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xuQnxv5YGV

>>689565196
Too long

Say: whats going on guys gross gore here

ty so much

>>689565280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jEFHHlTkBx

"I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you'll think you're going crazy... I'll play with your tits until you scream from pleasure..."

HA HA HA. Great post! Well meme'd, LAD.

>>689565818
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>689565541
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NLgGHCrKrh

Thanks for the kind words!

>>689565510
;)

yerr a cuck harry

>>689566056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hxXX4qA4vM

Make America Great Again!

>>689560485
Hey there, what's up? (pause) Nah, I'm just kiddin', I've been arrested and can't come to my phone. I'm being held at county, please bring bail!

>>689566519
awesome man, youre a god

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>>689566666
checked

>>689566193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SGCTL9swuf

>>689566666
Checked mang

Hey, I know! I’ll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!”

Kui Arno isaga kooli jõudis, olid tunnid juba alanud.

>>689565457
Thank you!

>>689566207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O0Ql6EgojS

>>689566666
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mkBj05mUqg

Geebus Crisco! Five of 'em!

>>689566411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16EeNCmxj5p

Say "Porco dio"

Please say "Matthew your a huge faggot, hahaha"

>>689566654
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y0McE00Omv

"You're a big guy."

"I have to tell you something... (pause + sigh) I... I love you."

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>>689566666

>>689566678
My pleasure

"We interrupt this program to bring you this breaking news!"

>>689566666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02bwGHVzqi2

>>689566802
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lSZ4g3oMKw

>>689567602
You are a man of golden value, I salute you and thank you for this kind gift.

>>689566830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WuyXLNLqWb

>>689566831
;)

>>689561233
Oh god, haven't laughed like that for a while.
>wew

>>689567086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FSfDlLozQN

>>689566666
him legend

>>689567181
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GvvkvzHcd3

Yano is a transsexual girl

>>689567342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U9Kfah8lFw

say; get paid, get laid, gatorade

>>689568250
Cheers bro, cheered my little brother up.

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>689567456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00XGnJny2Dp

>Xenocide is master of all, ruler of the galaxy and eliminator of Eldar. Obey!

pls do this

>>689566666
nice quints

>>689567594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kuQq3MWPXu

>>689567875
Thank you kindly.

>>689568575
O-oh OP. I-I love you too.

>>689568026
That was the most uncomfortable I've felt all year, lol.

>>689568742
Thank you anon, you're fit for radio

>>689568343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UDzLEEV6Ad

Say this: Hola mi gente bella,los quiero mucho! VIVA LA VIDA!

>>689568984
YOU ARE THE BEST OP EVER

>>689568444
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YYOpTIXviZ

>>689560485
>Tactical nuke, incoming!

>>689568540
Too long

>>689568484
Glad I could be of service

>>689569201
thank you so much :D

kevin is an asshole. he eats babies and fucks them afterward. he suicide bombs orphanages and murdered robin williams and made it look like a suicide. fuck kevin.

>>689568635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04MN6zLQbhb

>>689569244
how about?
>thanks lori

>>689568837
<3

>>689568912
Thanks :)

>>689569475
I fucking love you for this.

Hey Peter, how are you, you little runescape playing nigger. Why don't you suck on a stonking penis you cuck.

>>689569081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01DmE750h9o

>>689569239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D8OOHnsfjk

>>689569528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13ctA4lu0pb

>>689569788
kek, i love when english people speak spanish

"everything is gonna be alright" ;-;

Op say
>ayy bby wan sum fuk

>>689569431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ROhtnVZAIn

going to bed. Can I have a goodnight message, OP?

>>689569598
;)

>>689569771
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U30oDBlORO

say: nick

>>689570149
Hey, I'm 'Merican!

>>689570199
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ogSYjE11Ld

>>689570445
Thanks fam!

>>689570205
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u9KtUvCMS3

Saigon... shit; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

>>689570308
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DuJKX2XTbS

"Whatsuh gowndo 'bout those gad-daiim tewrorris shootin up them qweers."

release me of my boredom, entertain me .

Also, allow me to critique your allahu akbar thing, as a belgian, citizen of the top jihadi/capita country list, I have full authority here. After releasing the "L" you gotta release air with greater force while maintaining a backthroat "ah", when the brease of air is weakened the "h" should remain. proceed with the "uwakbar" (the u is prenounced as who whitout the "w" sound)

say: NOW I'M IN YOUR ASS, YEAHHH!

>>689570448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n3D69et5cU

>>689570448
ya, i meant english speakers haha

fist me daddy, and foisy

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>noot noot motherfucker

>>689571051
Fuck off normie

>>689570695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zfcXFIob5r

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>>689571186

>>689570844
Thanks anon.

>>689570853
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jg8WEjvNgy

Jeez, I'm sorry you live near them.

>>689571186
Read this OP, while you're at it

>>689570885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MuhpIJ1dKO

>>689571045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xOUxETgLGR

>>689571321
haha thanks willard ;) you sound like christian bale when he was in american psycho!

PLEASE OP, i know you can read this even tho it's rather long:

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

>>689570885
Best song

>>689571051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10TYZr0Zfhf

>>689571877
thanks op

>>689571186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NWaoNAHO6R

>>689571889
Thank you kindly, anon

>>689571741
Mr Garisson?
>>689571624
it said "gonna do" but 9/10 nevertheless.

>>689571923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xmvykWxvJH

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>689572063
thanks bro

>>689572117
;)

>>689572648
Too long

mighty is a huge egyptian faggot

>>689572780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14jmCYn0Y4S

I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days as I'm sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul. There are times since, I've felt like the child born of those two fathers. But, be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.

There's no I in team but there's a U in cunt

>>689572988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qFrBdjk3Oe

>>689572640
you're awesome OP, we love you

too bad i don't have the "today OP was not a faggot" image, never thought i'd need it...

hey I made a dropbox folder with all of the lines
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/dcbpriz3xqw0fry/AACud2aNyxfilu4JhauhVA8va?dl=0

>>689573290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TFzG6fnwfw

>>689573332
thanks. Your voice is really nice :3

>>689573341
Thanks, anon!

>>689573553
Means a lot. I love that movie, by the way ;)

>>689560485
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xmvykWxvJH

D-d-did I s-s-stu-stutter? Chop his fucking head off in the name of Allah so I can righteously skull fuck the infidel!

"Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.... breathless."

"My right arm is alot stronger than my left"

''Om nomnomnnom''

>>689560485
Please say

"I'm proud of you, son."

>>689573884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16ysnYtJFd4

Gems are truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

>>689574279
I will wife you one day, OP. Or at least buy you a roofied beer.

>>689574012
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t1cAkVfUOZ

I challenge thee, say:
Fuck the lamest pigfucking childmolesting faggot to have ever existed in the history of mankind, prophet Muhammed.

>>689574102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RUrXyrvTeO

>>689574162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s126499vEFpc

I'm really not as think as you drunk I am
(drunk voice)

Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurae
Ogon po gotovnosti

>>689574240
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xPwHcepSPF

>>689574302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fh5OOfcULq

>>689575024
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xPwHcepSPF

that is excellent. what kind of mic do you use?

>>689574420
Can I have some jack & coke on the rocks instead?

you boosted animal! (chimp noises)

>>689574573
I'm pretty much as scared of extremist Muslims as I am of the FBI. So, I'll sadly have to pass on that one.

How about "You worthless piece of shit..."

>>689574877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18OA3YW3Gd0

thanks op for doing all my lines

>>689574946
I'm absolutely awful at pronouncing non-English words.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hi1sUkV7ch

>>689575231
We always keep them on hand at the house. Both with and without roofies.

>>689575188
Ty! Samson CO1U

"The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So the way he sees it, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth. It's just a matter of how you look at it, that's all"