>>689432164
Pic of bridge or you're lying

show the bridge pls

>>689433493
This OP, with timestamp. Prove you've done goofed.

Pic of bridge, faggot.

>>689432164
You were fapping to your mom just walking into the frame? The fuck is wrong with you, a least fast forward to sexy time before you unholster.

Why don't you just man up and explain the fuckin situation instead of running off like a lil bitch?

bridge. Yea. small bait

>>689433762
I'll see if I can find a piece of paper. I have a pen actually.

>>689434136
I didn't fucking fap to it. I just didn't get it until she was in the shot and I still had dick in hand

>>689432164
look man so you spanked your monkey and your parents/sister saw you. Sure it's fucked but it happens, if they're reasonable they'll just tell you it's normal or w/e.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxYvvcb0BE

But you are not 14. You are probably over 20. In that case you dun goofed.

>>689434689
Write on your arm/hand

>>689432164
How old are you? Does your family already think of you as a creep?
Because if you´re young and no its no problem at all, if older and no you´re gonna be fine too, if young and yes have fun convincing them you´re not into incest but even if they don´t believe you it could be worse and if older and yes you have far bigger problems than whether your family thinks you fapped to your mom once.

just tell them what happened. tell your dad.

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>>689436448
>mfw this is OPs new home

Get home before something bad happens to you. Your family is probably worried about you, and what you did is not the end of the world

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>>689436448
might actually be legit
where do you live op?

>>689432164
oh wow you got caught fapping oh wow so bad
try actually fucking your sister then getting literally beat near death by your mom and when discharged from hospital have nothing but what you had on you at time of admission

what are you 12? quit being a pussy....

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>>689436448

better get yourself a cardboard box and an old beanie to go with that bridge tunnel

>>689436962
Well if his sister has that kink he might have just given her the impression he's down for that kinda thing, gj OP you can fuck your sister now

Just go home OP.. That really is your only option since it seems you have no money or a decent job

>>689437027
>>689436962
>>689436711
>>689436618
You people obviously don't know my family
Might aswell just kill myself because if I dont, they're gonna kill me

>>689436448
i know where this is at

if you need assistance i have a spare room i can lend you for a week, i suggest you move out and get a day job at another county, i can help you with that, do you like autos? im a luxury auto supervisor

>>689438010
we still wanna know where you are

teens&yound adults take so much importance to this kind of shit, when u grown up is just a funny joke to tell ur friends, and your parents are just pretending they are ''wtf''. go home little faggot.

Answer your phone everyone faps don't say shit about your moms video . Your parents love you even if you're a dirty fapper

>>689436448
You gon git raped under dat brige bb gg

>>689438183
UK, all I'm gonna say

>>689438132
Wanna come here and we could talk about it at least fuck I dont know what to do

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>>689438745
im out atm fetching groceries

i can get there a little later though if u can hang around, just keep us updated, if this thread dies do another one so i know ur still there

btw whats ur employment history? i def. hook you up we have openings

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>>689439090
Well I aint moving from here any time soon I'll tell you that

Meanwhile, things got a whole lot worse. Just got this text
Gotta explain to my friends somehow if they start asking

>>689439436
ask them for a ps4 while they are in a good mood.

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>>689439436
>her medication
OP please clarify this

>>689439436
If dubs OP replies, "Fapping isn't a crime but wincest is".

>>689438010
What are your parents, radical muslims?
Who the fuck is as backwards in this day and age to actually condemn masturbating

>>689439436
turnoff bluetooth to save battery, lower screen brightness

>>689439781
Rolling

>>689439436
You have WiFi under a bridge?

>>689439436
lol man u are fucked

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this thread

>>689439781
Rolling

>>689432164
>>689432164

I have good odds you're in Bracknell right now OP

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>>689440011
cellular data, retard
czech'd

>>689439781
roll

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>>689439781
rolling

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>>689436448
i didn't even the whole thing but WOW, well done OP!

TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD

>>689439436
>2:12am
>uk
>current time is 1:26am
>this is bait

>>689440213
That has another symbol on Android, fucktard, that's the symbol for a WiFi connection

>>689440213
it does kinda look like the WiFi symbol. like on my ohone where it shows 4g/3g and then that symbol when on wifi

>>689439608
Mom had this medication for anxiety and awhile back I stole a bunch of it and they obviously noticed. Stupid I know

>>689440011
>>689440213
It's actually wifi yeah
Got a 3G router in my bag with me. Alot cheaper per Gb for me

All I got with me besides a pen, a usb, a watterbottle and my phone

>>689439786
Thinking I masturbated to my parents is on a whole other level. fuuuuck they're never gonna believe me if I even tell them the truth

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>>689432164
That's not even that bad. So easy to talk your way out of this. Who the fuck jumps out a window as a natural reaction.

Bretty sure did is bayd

>>689440411
Could be Northern Ireland

>>689439436
The longer u sit around in the rape tunnel OP the worse this is gonna get.. so pitch a tent and give it a week.. then post ur dad whooping ur ass so we can kek

>>689432164
Dude, just go home. You can explain to the. What happened. yes, you masturbated to your mom, but it's not the end of the world. they are probobly more mad you ran away.

>>689440480
Stealing your mothers medication is so much worse than fapping to a selfmade porn tape from your parents...but it still doesn´t explain getting kicked out...fucks sake. What else didn´t you tell us.

>>689440480
>I only have my phone and my clothes
>got a bag with a hotspot device and some macgyver shit too lol sry forgot haha

also
>worried about data charges

bullshit, fagget

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>>689439436
The "shit" is you running away retard.

God

>>689432164
>Well, I just did the worse thing my family could ever see me do, I'm living under a bridge now..
>Kek, better google dat Timon reaction face!

>>689440480
What the fuck, I live in Germany and my mother always knew I masturbated (even if I was never caught), because close to everybody knows it's fucking normal at a certain age
Exactly how backwards is the UK? Maybe you really don't belong in the EU after all

>>689437498
Haru...HARU!!

>>689438659
kek'd

>>689440480
well.. you did masturbate to them

Does anyone actually have any advice to give in this situation

>>689432164
How long ago did this happen OP?

>>689432164
I've felt up a 15 year old in his sleep and he woke up and flipped out and told his dad, I guarantee that this is not worse than that.

>>689440938
Read properly you sausage fiend he was masturbating over his mothers vid but it's all made up so don't worry

>>689441157
Greentext?

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>>689441098
no but I'm monitoring thread. Good luck

>>689441098
kys probably.

>>689438745
leave you got a guy trying to pick you up from under a bridge

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>>689440900

DIS NIGGA GOT A POINT OP

>>689439436
so tell your friends your family caught you jacking off? whats the big deal.

>>689432164
Get off /b/ and stop baiting people with fake shit like this, theres so many loopholes in this story, for fucks sake OP go be a faggot someplace else

>>689439436
Damn,some parents.

>>689432164
Somebody screenshot this and include me, this is going to be good

>>689441117
About two hours ago. I thought they were gonna get back tomorrow but apparently showing up close to midnight was their plan

>>689441436
talking to a friend about it now. He's laughing his ass off about it but believes me.
At least I have a place to sleep tonight. Heading over there now

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>>689441498
no its not faggot.
>Toasting in bait bread

Maybe try to explain to your sister what happened and she could tell your parents your side of the story? Dude.. You'd have to fuck up over and over and over again for your parents to actually make you homeless. If you don't respond to anyone they will call the cops to look for you. That would make things even worse because they'll assume that you are even more guilty than you actually are

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>>689436448
mfw this whole thread

>>689441586
Go home in the morning. Wipe those fucking peripherals.

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>>689438745
>>689441337

OP are you nuts?? Get the fuck outta there before your wake up in a bathtub missing your kidneys!

>>689439436
>disappointed in what you did
>literally porn they made
>on their computer
>in their home

you made the right call getting the hell out of there, but not for the reasons you think you did. your folks are fucking insane.

>>689441706
well fuck no of course it's not the only things that have happened. I'm just your average basement dweller.
I don't wanna get into my lifes story, but similar shit like this. Found a my weird ass porn collection and made me wipe my pc. I've also been caught high on LSD. They have picked me up from the police once when I was drunk as fuck

>>689432164
K E K
E E
K E K

>>689441098
Wait 2 hours then go home. If they bring up what happened own up to it like a man. If they dont mention the part about it being your mother it will be a unspoken family event.

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>>689436448
>>689438010
>>689439436
>>689441586
how was just running away and ignoring your parents a good idea in your mind?

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>>689438745
Not even surprised. Home sweet home

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>>689442443
>If they bring up what happened
suuuuuuuuure m8

someone fucking caption this

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>>689442724
I mean if they dont mention the part where ops mom is in it. My mom would act pissed cause i was jacking off she would repress the memory of me doing it to a vid of her. Shes just as embassesed about that part

>>689438010
i get beat near death for actually fucking my sister and you are scared of a misunderstanding when fapping
all i need to know is you're a bitch

>>689443208
Greentext

>>689436448
Somebody screencap this thread

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>>689440900
dubs speak truth
OP explain

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>mfw this whole thread
I'm so glad I came here today

>>689443208
>actually fucking my sister
I smell a good greentext. Care to share?

>>689443411
>i get beat near death for actually fucking my sister and you are scared of a misunderstanding when fapping
>all i need to know is you're a bitch

>>689443208
fuck OP I wanna hear this story

uhh OP just a question whats your age weight and job
>>689432164
>inb4 jobless and now homeless

>>689441272
Won't green text buy I'll tell what happened. Me and this boy had been hanging out for several years, since he was eleven. Starting at age 13 we messed around, but I think he was starting to feel uneasy about it. I honestly didn't think he was asleep when it happened, I felt him up until he was hard, then he rolled over on his stomach and humped the bed a couple of times, I climbed on top of him and humped his ass, and all of a sudden he pushed me off of him and said "what are you doing?" I don't know if I freaked him out by being on top of him and humping his ass, when in the past I had always jacked him off and shit, but he asked me to take him home, then I got a Facebook message from his dad telling me to never talk to his son again. The boy never actually told his dad what specifically happened, because his dad kept asking me what exactly happened but I would never respond. The fact that he wouldn't tell his dad what happened makes me think he played a bigger role in it than he wants anyone to know, and he told to absolve himself of the guilt of feeling gay. We both grew up in super religious households where being gay was the worst thing you could do. I was in my early twenties.

>>689443544
Check'd
Tho, nigga, you know what I want. Tell stry not recap post in greentext. Damn, anon.

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>>689436448
Toasting in epic bread

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>>689443828
This story doesn't match what you said at all

>>689443752
last i checked 287, 29 and jobless

>>689443411
>>689443490
>military family
>moving around from base to base all the time
>never have a lot of friends or anything because we moved all the time
>me and sister are extremely close
>once puberty hits dont get to see or interact with girls to often since its just base kids or locals
>end up getting closer with sister
>12 start fooling around with bodies and kissing(sis is 10 but matured fast)
>13 fuck for first time
>incest continues till 17
>mom arrives home because she got promoted to lt col and was excited
>finds us in bed
>beat the living shit out of me to near death
>wake up in hospital disowned

Seems fake as fuck. But went through great lengths to make it look legit. Not bad

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>>689436448
good job OP

>>689444250
what are you jamie lannister?

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>>689436448

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>>689432164
Aaaaw shit OP, you totally deserved >>689444444 to be in your thread!

>>689444147
Well he claimed to have been asleep after he pushed me off. Other than that omission how does it not add up?

>>689434204
This

>>689444250
Both sucks and hot. Too bad you got caught + had ass beat harder than your sisters. Hope shit gets better for ya.

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Put me in the screenshot

>>689444250
more details?
What happened to your sister?

anyone recording this?

>>689444769
This

>>689444888
CHECKUM

>>689444769
yeah did she get in any trouble or did your mom just think you raped her

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>>689439436
kek good luck being homeless

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>>689435710
Shit op you're fucked

>>689444988
no u

>>689444888
>>689444988
trips and dubs of 8. it's a sign anon. Share story

>>689444888
Anon, you gotta tell us, check those dub trips

>>689439436
Dude, just go back home dumbass. So you fapped to your parents' home-made porn? It's puberty, it happens. Besides, your parents are probably more pissed that you ran away rather than giving two shits about your teenage hormone shit.

>>689444250
OP bailed anyway. Tell us about fucking your sister

>>689444450
>>689444691
>>689444769
gotta go do work related shit will make thread tonight with screen cap with more detail

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>>689436448

L i t e r a l l y d y i n g

Please screencap

>>689445400
hes not confirmed hes a teen yet and im leaning towards him being like 25 because in the greentext it says
>still live at home
but not sure though

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>>689436448
>parents caught me fapping to their amateurporn
>better become a hobo
Solid choice OP

>>689445094
W-well screw you then, onii-chan.

>>689439436
So did grocery Anon show up?

>>689445664
He also has his own 3G router because it's cheaper. So I guess he has his own subscription?

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>>689445664

Lost it at medication.

>muh mom medication

Jeezus why do most bait stories have to involve drugs or meds or some shit

>>689445546
Damnit, now I'm gonna have to make a script to search 4chan for story's of someone fucking their sister.

>fml

>>689445867
>>689439090
this. What happened to this guy?
Did you go there?

Anyone screencapping?

>>689445992
wow so 1337 h4xx0r

>>689445546
Why you bullshitting tho?

I hooked up with what I thought was an 18 year old. Turned out she was 14. Sex registry.

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>>689436448
Screen cap this shit

>>689446126
No just lazy ass linux nerd. I'm to stupid to be haxz0r.

>>689446126
kek

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>>689446140
Hooked up with a 17 year old once. Her mom showed up in a flying rage
Had to pay equivalent of 500 in americamoney to her and another 500 as a fine.
All I did was kiss her and touch her under the shirt. Even had a friend witness it all, testifying that nothing really happened
Registered sex offender for 5 years. shit sucks

>>689445992
Dude I'm serious af here
Can you teach me your ways
ill be your friend

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>all these faggots asking to have their comments upboated on leddit
OP won't deliver anyways

>>689446462
Sure. RTFM. end of story.

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>>689432164
>find porn on dads computer
>finds video shot in your house
>doesn't turn off immediately

Why couldn't you have copied it along with vacation photos?

>>689446462
>ctrl+F
>sister
that was hard

>>689446585
deliver what exactly? What are we waiting for?

>>689446791
Thank you anon, that was so much easier. Tho I have to be here to do it.

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>>689432164
mfw

>>689446618
I-I just wanted an excuse to make friends

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>bridge
>asking /b/ for advice

>>689446747
not op but i found a video on my dads computer when i was visiting home to print something(i dont have a printer)... Opened it and hear is voice saying "guess i gotta make another video". it was him jerking off and about to cum. immediately turn it off. didnt recognize where it was filmed but kinda looked like a hotel room(he does travel for work). havent told anyone. not even my girlfriend. Dont know what to do. trying to forget i ever saw it...who would he be filimg a video for? does anyone film themselves jerking off and sent it to people?

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>>689447605
Yeah. Doesn't mean he's cheating on your mom though.
As long as they have a happy relation don't worry about it.
Might have intended to send it to your mom even

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>>689443448
>>689446104
>>689443448
>>689446178
>>689447687
I'm totally doing a screencap of all this

>be 14
>alone in my grandparent's place
>doesn't look like ordinary old people's houses actually pretty modern shit
>decide im going to spank the monkey
>jack off in their bedroom cuz their bed is super comfy
>all naked next to the bed
>suddenly hear front dor opening and have no way Out of the bedroom cuz bedroom is in the hall next to the front door
>ohshit.jpeg
>by the noise of the keys i figured it was my grandmother
>she opens her bedroom door and i'm standing there naked in front of the mirror
>"wtf anon"
>standing there with my hand covering erect dick
> say i fell and wanted to check bruise in hip on the mirror
>says to go take a shower
>4 years later and that as never mentioned

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>>689432164
Post a pic of your mom

>>689432164
Just tell them you were jerking it to porn your dad left on the computer, and your mom and sister caught you at a bad time.

You still had your dick in your hand but you were watching whatever was in the folder.

Literally tell them the truth and you're fine.

>>689448492
No. The only answer is eye bleach and suicide.

>>689432164
>I can bet any amount of money that I fucked up worse than anyone of you ever have.
i have done worst you nigger

>>689447853
Thanks annon. He did have some wierd porn in there too...traps and face sitting when I dug deep into his computer dated a few years but looked like stuff he viewed recently was normal. Asians and naught America shit. Basic porn. Maybe he just a freak

>>689448854
Go ahead anon.

>>689448888
>quads
yeah probably just being a dude.

I've watched freakier shit than that and I still behave like normal human being. Being curious doesn't stop after puberty stops

>>689432164
Hey OP any update?

>>689448854
Story?

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>>689432164
>>689436448
>>689439436
>wanks to mother and father
>good luck living on the street son
Seems like you've had a healthy relationship with your parents OP

>>689432164
call parents, tell them your a guy that ovbiously does guy things, didnt realise people were home.

if they ask why fapping to fam, just play dumb and say you didnt realise.

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>mfw this whole thread
>>689432164
>>689436448

>>689432164
Juts go home anon tell your family that you were spanking the monkey to dads porno folder and got scared.the truth may sting but everything else might be worse.

>>689441157
not really defending OP but I suspect he might feel he hit rock bottom right now
I think that's the main point right here

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>>689432164
>find dads porn collection
>wow dad filmed something, what could it be?

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>>689432164
can we all just take a second and appreciate the fact that this guy just found his dads porn and started fapping to it?

>>689432164
bump

>>689445546
>>689444450
>>689444691
>>689444769
thought thread would be deleted but now dont gotta worry bout screen cap
so when i woke up had letter telling me i was disowned. official story is i got in a fight with a local but im positive certain people knew what happened the way they acted around me. moment i was flight able i was sent to states to live with an uncle.
sister was not disowned. 2 years after event i got in contact with her again and our mother had convinced herself i was at fault and made my sister do it. she refused to believe it was consensual so sister wasnt punished but any trace of me had been wiped from her life. mom never spoke of me, pictures with me in them gone and even military people didnt ask about the missing son

>>689441098
tell them you didn't realise it was your mom in the video

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>>689449840
Kek. This.

Kyle is that you? Kyle this is your mother, please come home sweetie your dad and I need to talk to you.

>>689440886
This OP go home I'd bet you'd be better off facing pissed parents than having someone on this board find you. What will your parents do anyway? Yell at you?

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>>689450520
anon pls

>>689450520
Lmfao kek

>>689450520
Oh boy, it's happening

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>>689450379
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>>689439436
Her meds?

>>689450343
how are you doing nowadays?
From my point of view your sister seems like a real bitch if she just accepted your parents treating you like this.
I'm not saying I would fuck my own sister. But in my case me and my sister are really close and more important to eachother than our parents are.
We'd stick together. Either no one gets the punishment or both does

>>689450520
Sorry mrs broflovski, OP is bail long ago

>>689450924
refer to >>689440480

>>689436448
Anon your fucked go home, confront them about the porn shit, be passive aggressive about it you should be fine dont dig yourself any deeper /b/ro

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>>689432164
Kill yourself anon this is your time to shine!

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>>689450520
Kek

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>>689449974

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>>689436448
Dont worry theyll forgive you if theyre cool. Fuckin hilarious though

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>>689444450
Underrated post

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>>689432164
>I can't go home ever again. what the fuck am I supposed to do
From what i heard, there's apparently a bunch of fags in pajamas based out of Iraq that are always hiring.

>>689450957
im fine, got a job as aerospace tech with spacex in florida. she didnt accept it just lived with it. my mom went full crazy in regards to this to where you could never change her mind so she just avoided it. also no dad in picture just mom.
have met her and spent time with her without family knowledge and we both know feelings are still there but dont know if we should do anything about it. both know its wrong socially and the fall out would be horrid especially with her in the military and our mom a lt col with connections that could ruin her life and mine if she went full crazy

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>>689451769
>fags in pajamas
topkek

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>>689451769
>wank to mom
>become isis fighter
>shoot up gay bar killing 50+
>die for the glory of allah
>get one extra virgin because allah is a pretty cool guy after all

>>689451882
wow, sounds pretty tough.
But in all honesty, you probably shouldn't fuck your sister again.

Fucking bitch of a mom though, god damn. Is she religious?

>>689432164
Way to overreact anon you probably made it even more embarrassing running away like that. Yes it's awkward but it's not not out of the ordinary.

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>>689432164
>>689436448
bravo OP

sleep tight OP

>>689442319
>LSD
my nigga. took some earlier tonight, this thread was a good read
Several good laughs

Hope someone captions with all reactions as well

>>689452294
catholic but not heavily into it.
i think it was more her position and how it could ruin her chances at general which apparently in next few months shes getting promoted to colonel and has been promised to be made general so im pretty sure thats why she freaked out much back then
i may or may not hook up with her again but im not gonna do it just for a simple fuck. if i did it would be as a legit relationship

>>689451882
FL spacex tech with lt col mom, huh?

>>689452642
sad but true

>>689450409
needs more kek pics

>>689452974
Do eet.

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>>689452980
I smell a dox coming on

>>689453255
I never bother to add those, is always annoying when you're trying to read one but 3/4ths of it is le funnay reaction images you see 10 times a day on here.

>>689453332
good luck. If you ever had a chance att all you've already blown it

Oh fuck op I'm swing this this is history!
Wish you the best >>689432164

GL HF OP

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>>689436448

all I can do is kek

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>>689436448
Shit is happening!

>>689436448

OP. Make a new thread and go on a grand adventure with us. Take photos of your journey around town and post them as you go along.

>>689453449
lol, never seen it that way. I actually laugh a lot when I see anons mocking at OP's autism

>>689454191
This

>>689454235
I do to. It's hilarious to see how much shit OP gets from being such a stupid fuckwit

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i want in on the screencap

>>689454890
Scroll up nigger.