>>689351522
Thats not funny.. way too soon

hell yeah, OP. Fuck those normalfags.

>>689351771
Catch me up?

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Yah

>>689351224

>be me needing to take a shit browsing 4chin on phone
>be me wanting to pass the time with YLYL
>be me seeing picture and thinking this is stupid
>be me reading getting to the third line and laughing like a complete retard.

morel of story, fastest shit ive ever taken in my life once I started laughing

>>689352218
samefag, I also dont know how to spell moral...

>>689352218
>be 13

>>689352317
>be over double that

>>689352218
Dra'nakyuek does enjoy men with explosive feces.

>>689352317
kek
>>689352218
>love black cock

>be me
>18
>severe autism
That's it, that's the end of it

>>689352512
Get out

>>689352393
>be 10

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>>689352512
wat

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Kgo

>>689351224
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>>689352735
YOU STUPID DUMB MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF A FUCKING RETARD BITCH MORON PIECE OF SHIT.

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>>689351522

can i have your kik pls

>inb4 newfag

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This.

>>689352772
Cancerfag

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>>689352772
this entire thread

>>689352856
I was thinking about you on Saturday evening, and oh my shitsnacks I needed to boink you in a hideous place.

>>689352772
D-damage control...
>Maximum damage control

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>>689352819

>>689351224
> oldfag edition
> posts 2015 image

>>689351522
oldfags don't cry

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>>689351224

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>>689352953
Yo dawg, but you posted no image, so we put no image into your no image to make your no image into no image .

>>689351522
Fuck you , you stupid edgelord. TOO SOON!

>>689352512
You are the only autist on 4chan that admits being an autist. That means you really aren't an autist and are just attention whoring.

>>689353403
Another newfriend with the "edge" shit.

>>689353403
Been years m8. Your oldfag tryharding is showing, anon.

>>689353696
>newfriend with the "edge" shit.
Summer is here

>>689353251
*you're.

Reprobate peasant.

>>689351224
You can't in 4 if you are OP dipshit.
>>689351522
I would check those dubs but that shit is too soon.

>>689353781
>newfriend with the "summer" shit.
Edgelords are here

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>>689353773
Let me guess you thought it was too soon before it was cool.

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>>689352851
>Fucking dying

Thanks Anon, made my day.

>>689353990
No, I just blew a load and will keep doing the same.

>>689354138
so your a necro

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This2

>>689354206
No, I'm Tyrone.

>>689352393
Even worse then

>>689354315
zozzle

>>689354808
based сука

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>>689351224

>>689354945
They call him, the blyat blaster.

>>689355066
Dubs confirm.

>>689351224
Any pics of the middle chick (Tiffany?)
she is hot as fuck!

>>689351838
You did it wrong.

>>689355275

lool they sure exposed that guy! hahahah !

what a faggot!

he likes thinks in his buttocks!!!!

/b/ wins again!!!!

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>>689354808

>>689355316
wut, me no get

>>689355554
Let's pretend his post is something funny and original

>>689355567
New dank meme is July meme

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>>689355567

>>689355838
>July meme
Still no get.

>>689355316
>>689355873
The new banana

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Here is meme

>>689355521
kys

>>689356092
Normie memes are too dank for me

>>689352206
Done

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This is nice meme
>>689355873
>>689355316
>>689356092

>>689356092
It's happening this fast? I thought this just got decided.

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I haven't posted this since I originally catfished this faggot. Long story short for what isn't shown in this pic is that after I got him to do all this shit I posted it on /b/ and you guys found his social media, uploaded the images to imgur and the link was sent to his gf and family. His gf broke up with him. You can still find his social media because he's a dumb fuck. After the last panel he blocked me.

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>>689351224
So this is where this picture comes from!

>>689356410
The bells have rung, its decided.

>>689354872
41°46'42.41"N 87°36'34.59"W

>>689356532
It does and you can also thank me for that awkward terrible quality close up screenshot I've been posting recently.

>>689352851
Was this hosted at pulse night club?

>>689356608
>41°46'42.41"N 87°36'34.59"W
winrar

>>689356824
losezip

>>689351224

Real YLYL thread should be filled up to the fucking tits with webms, not this kind of shit

>>689351224
Op can't inb4

>>689356511
Fucking lost h

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>>689357098
WEBMS, an hero newfriend.

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>>689356298
is this the new meme?

>>689356511
savage m8

>>689351522
Fuck all this 'i'm an oldfag, praise me' no one gives a shit, people act like 'newfags' because no one tells them shit
that girl is supposedly dead in that photo

>>689358178
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
G

>>689358178
Drink bleach

>>689355528
Lost

>>689351224

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>689357454

>Audibly lost it

>>689357352
stfu retard

>>689352206
so sad

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>Wants old fag shit
>Inb4's his own thread.

>>689354996
That hand is belonging to the one in the middle dipshit

>>689361038
Lost

>>689361038
omg

>>689353648
Nothing pleases us, you're a dick no matter what you do.

>>689351522
Too soon

>>689361647
failed, but still quite impressive

>>689353843
lolwat

>>689361647
Kys

>>689353843
*your

summerfag autist

>>689351522
Who even is this girl? I don't get the issue

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>>689354996

>>689362326
You'll get it someday, but right now is too soon

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

>>689360824
What cunts

>>689362870
Thanks Lori

>>689362870
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>689361091
Is that you?

Pic related

>>689362870
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."

It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.

I lost two things that night.

>>689352218
fucking kill yourself you cunt

>Be me
>Middle-aged
>Find funny picture online of a banana taking off its peel in an embarrassed manner
>Post it on Facebook
>Timothy Townsend likes this.
>Bill Hitchert says "John, haha. Where did you find this one?!"
>I reply, "Oh somewhere online haha. It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight Bill"
>He says, "John: I really, really, really like this image."
>I respond, "Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)"
>Lori chimes in, "hahah,great pic"
>Bill says, "Thanks, Lori."

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>>689354315
>how can you be a furry if they are dogs that walk on two legs ?

Kill-Niggers reporting in waiting for a game to start

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>>689351838
Jesus please bless dis mans soul and wash the gayness out of him.

>>689363085
kek lost

I don't think that's the right approach. You have to convey a girl these few things:
1. that you have purpose (you know what you're doing and where you're going)
2. That you can and are expected to lead the interactions of the date. (Hold her hand, unexpectedly take her places, you take action basically).
3. That you believe in your principles of life so well that you are judging her based on your standards, not the other way around (this doesn't mean that you should judge her like a dick, but that you have standards and are seeing that if she meets them).
4. That you don't put her on a pedestal. This conveys that you may have more girls lined up, or that you're not easy to get.
5. You can make her feel emotionally comfortable (from making her laugh, to knowing when to begin physical contact, you hate to know how to read her).
6. That you're outcome independent. You have to convey that if the date goes wrong it doesn't affect you at all. That your well being rests on a deep sense of who you are rather than the outcome of your interaction with her.
Continue to reevaluate, my friend, and be honest and prepare for hard truths. It's the only way to progress.

>>689361038
Op.webm

>>689353781
Haha do you even grammar you fucking tool. You're means you are try saying you are were you think it is misspelled you pleb.

>>689361091
>the joke

>your head
fucking faggot

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>>689355528

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkI5tg-MJE8

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>>689356092
such dank, much meme

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>>689355528
lost

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyV2cPLuFuA

>>689355521
Fuckoff you newfag

>>689365012
>you are try saying
>"do you even grammar"
What a dumbfuck

>>689365941
Let me guess? You're an amerifag cunt that speaks the queens English. Peasant

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>>689363190
Thanks, Lori.

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Brace yourself

Summerfags are coming

>>689353251
Whatever happened to this meme? Takes me back to better days

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>>689354315

habe feelings

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>>689366438

>>689355528
holy shit i lost

>>689358178
you could have at least waited till summers over

>>689360824
Kek

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>>689354996
KEK

>>689361038
You are winrar. Lost

>>689366761
Sensiblechuckle.jpg thanks anon

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>>689357454
Lost

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>>689367347
Decent, a little too topical to go down as a classic tho.

>>689351224
Golden balls this never fails to make kek

>>689367347
not even funny

>>689352725
Got me gud

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>>689365811

>>689368207
Sauce

>>689362731
Lost so hard but why

>>689352916
Like in the back of a Volkswagon?

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>>689368323
a re-edit of my re-edit? is the internet gonna explode?

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>>689358178

>>689365811
sauce?

>>689357429
looks more like mind control to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqmX81ompWs

>>689368264

this desperately needs a sound track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9x3L77xEAg

>>689352851
heavy kek

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>>689352218

learn to greentext properly, faggot

>>689369032
Approved! More!

>>689366903
ah fuck so stupid lost

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When I was a kid I used to think lesbians had sex by interlocking their boobs and rubbing them together

>>689368013
name?

>>689352851
Lost hard

>>689367347
Creative enough, 8/10

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>>689370324

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>>689370323
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

no hate... but that's hilarious

>>689355521
Why are you here 9fag?

>>689353696
>>689353933
Can't accept that he's a faggot.

>>689352206
fucking lost. glad i read it all.

>>689366903
lost hard

>>689370593
thanks
>Cassidy Klein

>>689351522
Lost

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>>689352851

>oh god

>>689357352
>newfriend

>>689353843 nice b8 m8 I r8 0/8 because you're probably retarded.

>>689355764
one twitch from death

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>>689352725
oh fuck

>>689356092
nice

>>689352851

Good god why are HvZ players so convinced that they're clever? That's not funny. On our campus, posting shit like that could legit get CPD involved.

>>689351522
I'm fapping to this. Who is this beauty?

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>>689368323

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>>689356183
>>689365933
>>689370608

>>689352819
The kik is there you have to log in first

>>689360824
Fake

>>689352206
Definetely worths the time I spent on this pic

>>689361038
>men

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>>689358178

>>689369313
search safe for work porn on youtube, it have the sound there

>>689355528
I don't get it

>>689356092
Can someone shop these on the heads of people at a club with the headline "when you at a gay bar and hear allah akbar"

>>689353849

Howdy new friend, welcome to 4chan! This board is called random or /b/, please lurk some more before making a complete fucking shit stain of yourself. Thank you!

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>>689362326
The joke is that she's actually dead in the pic but nobody would tell you that cause they want you to feel like a newfag for as long as possible.

>>689370323
underated post

>>689357454
Fuck that guy must've felt like shit.

>>689362731
Wat

>>689373273
Or you could just google. You fags kill me making it seem like /b/ is some sort of super secret club. This shit went mainstream after the fappening. This whole board is a fucking meme

>>689357454
Lost

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found my best-of folder

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>>689373919
continued...