Hey /b/ I have two new matches on tinder. One is pic related. Help me get a date dubs decides.
>>689271874
Do you like to get raped?
Because I'm really good at raping hot poon.
>>689273019
fucked her from tinder, just asked her how she was and is she wanted a drink in the sun, she said yes, that was that
>>689273297
I was rolling for a response newfriend
It's you and your generation that is ruining 4chin
I tried tinder before, after months of swiping right for as many women as the app would let me, I finally got a match. I then realised that I can't talk to women (probably why I'm using an app) so I ended up appologising for wasting her time and promptly deleted the app
>>689273877
Winner
>>689273794
>>689273297
was meant link OP, OP this is all I did
>>689271874
She looks like shoenice
>>689273877
god damn it ok ill go with this I'm tweaking it a bit tho at the end.
>>689273877
/thread
Jesus
>>689274541
Omfg!! Hahaha dying over here.
>>689274541
Nice touch there OP. Blended the autism with a touch of smoothness.
>>689274541
Lmao
>>689274541
Godspeed anon
>>689274541
I've found the easiest way for me to get past all that is to just ask to see your tits up front and get it out the way
>>689274541
KEK
The alpha in this could actually work
>>689275158
Reroll for this dead thread
>>689274541
bump
>>689275158
This
Op here while I'm waiting for her response dubs decides.
>>689275466
Does the carpet match the drapes? Because my syphilis would go well with your fire crotch
>>689275158
>>689275466
Variation of this
Hey I have found the easiest way to get past the awkwardness is to just ask you to see your tits up front. So what do you say?
>>689275466
Who's your favorite curling team?
>>689275607
I want syphilis
>>689275466
Are you Irish? Cause I only date white girls and Irish isn't white.
>>689275466
Your eyes look like theyre falling off the sides of your face. Care to use my lap to catch them?
>>689275466
"Knock knock"
Great I always wanted to taste a fire crotch.
>>689275466
I wanna slip my tube steak into your vajoo
>>689276400
winnar
>>689276400
get
>>689276400
winrar
>>689276646
nice
come on op
We should meat up and go to the butcher shop XD
sorry these cunts haven't replied yet
keeping this thread alive
>>689278275
How does this help?
>>689278670
from 404-ing?
>>689278670
t. summerfag
Guess I'll try another
can i haz raep
>>689278828
Do you count sucking feminine penis as being gay?
>>689278744
>>689278756
You both misunderstand. I wasn't referring much to the post itself. Rather, the image used. :^)
>mfw
>>689274073
Methface emmphh!
>>689279229
you dont like boobs? besides nobody was replying
>>689279370
Eh. Not those ones, mate.
>>689279229
Sure thing lol XD
>>689279570
>Sure thing lol XD
>lol XD
>XD
>mfw
>>689279506
>>689279788
wasted dubs
>>689279929
good b8
>>689279788
Send this pic OP
Oh shit
>>689279788
>>689279929
Yeah, those are alright.
>wasted dubs
No nigger, those aren't wasted dubs.
>>689280417
Jesus Christ, what a whore.
>>689280417
>>689280417
Thanks :) we should hookup some time. You down?
OMG! Wow
>>689280417
thanks *blushes* you're pretty cute yourself *tips fedora*
>>689280800
found the rocket league player
>>689280417
You too. We should grab coffee or something some time.
>>689280417
are you into anal sex bb?
>>689281011
Winrar
>>689281011
Op pls pick this one dont be an idiot
>>689281146
roll
Hey google this
>>689281146
i want to fist your ass and prolapse it so hard
>>689281154
>>689281162
I'm trying to help OP out here, he did ask for help getting a date. And he probably can't talk to girls anyways.
>>689281011
Waiting
>>689281386
Fuck I thought it would post actual url for this post
fuck my dead mother
>>689281415
You're gonna get laid bro.
Bump for response
>>689281415
now say "Zip zop wop boopity bop I'm gonna put my boopity bop in your zippoty zop"
>>689282036
rolling for this
>>689282036
>>689282105
Rolling against using this.
I think we should pass on the coffee and get down to business. lets see those tits
>>689282373
Rerolling this specifically.
just send noods already
>>689282373
Going for this. Dont be a retard op
*tips fedora* looking forward to it m'lady
>>689282545
roll
maybe we can meet up tonight and fuck?
>>689282608
rolling
>>689282545
rll
>>689282608
roll
You ain't never met no one like me b4 boi :3
>>689279150
What's with this whole "feminine penis" meme
>>689282942
Dude abandon the roll thread. Just post the continuance of your conversation. DO NOT risk losing a pretty piece of ass for nothing.
>>689282608
nig nogs
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
>>689282942
Fuck it you're on a roll man. Don't lose it now. Don't fucking lose it. Answer this one honestly.
>>689282942
yeah I do and I know how that goes. I can make you feel better, maybe we can meet up and fuck
>>689282942
I'll treat you better that guy sounds like a total dick. Sadly most men are these days! They have no respect for womyn :(
>>689283079
THIS
>>689282942
game. set. match OP
you done good.
>>689283079
This, don't be an idiot OP. Gain her trust and sacrifice her for /b/.
>>689283136
rolling this
>>689282942
Fucking lucky fuckass
Yes I live in midland you stupid bitch hehe
>>689283244
Ok ill go out with her and then ask for nudes or take pics after sex
>>689282942
She just got out of a 4 year relationship. That means she's looking to fuck so she feels like she's wanted again.
Go with your gut and don't do anything fucking stupid. You have this shit
There is only one lord of the rings and he does not share power
Duh, dummy, why else would i have fucking matched you
>>689282942
Just answer honestly & get the number.
yeah we are close. maybe we can meet up tonight and fuck a few times
>>689282942
Suck my meat
>>689283351
thats gay, ask for nudes now and send her photos of bill cosby
>>689283433
WIN
>>689283433
Woo
>>689283475
rolling
>>689282942
HOLY SHIT BRO, she's kinda cute I really wouldn't let /b/ fuck this up for you
although the fact that she even responded to that makes me think shes fucked in the head after her last relationship
faggots, send her a photo of mel gibson then say "Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me."
>>689283433
wow fuck you
>>689283504
>>689283433
Winrar, now do as I say OP. Post updates too.
nice script OP, kys
>>689283351
What? No, I meant kill her and post her corpse. Leave her body for friends or neighbors to find or leave it where the public can find it. Make sure you desecrate the shit out of the body.
>>689273297
>>689282942
move fast, fucked this girl within the first 48 hours, there will be 20 other guys begging for it
>>689283433
OP this thread is blessed. Follow this guy's instructions.
If you dont know, just say something like
"Hey do you mind exchanging numbers? You are incredible to look at, but I feel that youd be better in person ;)"
Doesnt have to be exact, but the same idea. You have a chance we can only dream of OP, go get her.
Update
>>689284089
gg OP, now make a blog so we can get updates after this thread dies.
>>689284089
So much respect for you OP.
>>689284089
Hurry up you shitskin
>>689284254
This.
>>689284089
answer honestly next time too
call her a cunt and tell her she's ugly as fuck, tell her that you know her ex bf and you're just making fun of her with him.
>>689284374
Funny it actually is the best coffee shop in town tho
How good looking are you, op? The conv is way too smooth.
>>689282942
Maybe I can slip something into your coffee, and then later slip something into dat ass ;)
>>689284520
I kinda want an OP pic too, this is sorta sketchy
i live a few blocks away from the shop maybe after were done having our coffee we can go back to my place and fuck?
>>689284708
Roll
>>689284089
You an Ausfag?