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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
Dubs get in.
Trips get VIP.
Quads+ get free potato skins with every drink.
Singles go to Weenie Hut Junior.
You have to provide a reason as to why you should be allowed in.
Alternatively, slash a /b/ into your wrist to get in regardless.
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>>689256850
Faggot
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>>689257046
To the Weiner bar with you
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I stepped on a lego and only screamed at 140dB for 5 minutes
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>>689257046
You're just mad cos you go to weenie hut jr.

I on the other hand master ate with sandpaper and have dubs.. Let me through
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>>689257193
NO FAGGOT!
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>>689257371
Kek, looks like you are joining me son
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how though i am? i stayed up till 9 p.m. yesterday
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I am the master of dubs. I summon dubs to this thread. HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
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what the fuck happened here? I was browing 4chan when did my browser went to fucking facebook? fucking cancerous shit
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ill just head straight for Weenie Hut's.
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>>689257887
It teleported you to weenie hut jr.
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I have memes and no friends
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How tough am I? Only cried for 5 minutes when watching Marley and Me.
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I am the toughest.
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>>689256850
i'm so tough i can fap to hillary without crying
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I eat the whole ass
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I slept on a bed of nails...

Without a comforter
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I eat ass
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Op you are a massive faggot. Is that salty enough?
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I'm Fucking fuck Donald trump.
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>>689256850
You want to know how tough I am? That's the dumbest inquiry I've ever been faced with, but I'll go along with it. I am the person who killed Osama bin Laden. And was I with the Navy Seals? No. I killed him by ripping his heart out of his chest. And after that, I bit into it. My name is Liam Neeson, and I will skin your body just to watch you bleed.
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i stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and only cried for 20 minutes
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Let me in!
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I swallowed a peanut whole. Shell and all.
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>>689259788
Go right ahead, sorry for keeping you waiting.
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wheres weenie hut jr?
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How tough am I? I go to gay clubs....without any protection
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I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.
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>>689260037
Sorry Mr. Neeson, I think this place is a better fit for you.
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>>689260445
So?
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how tough am i? I'm a faggot
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>>689260482
...Without any MILK.
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Shaved head. It's a hair-do. Case closed
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>>689260444
Get out of here, you didn't say how tough you were. Faggot.
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>>689256850
I´m tough enough that I fap with bengay...
lit on fire
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>>689256850
I should be allowed in cos I live in a pineapple under the sea. Now let me in you faggot
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Wait.. is this a gay club?
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>>689256850
I'll have you know I've played Dark Souls II and only contemplated suicide 6 times
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>>689260470
And I say the same to you, but with this establishment.
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I shit out blood and don't even care
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roll i should be allowed in because i love rekt threads
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>>689260584
Tough as fuck get out of here wiener boy
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I ride my skateboard in the mall when the security isn't looking
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>>689257402
>>689257046
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I called Obama on my cellphone and called him a peepee head.
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give me my skins faggot
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When other drivers cut me up I sometimes curse under my breath
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>>689256850
i ate a bowl of nails this mourning..... without any milk.
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i once told a guy to fuckoff
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>>689261017
look, you didn't follow the rules. no need to get angry.
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Step aside and let me in before I blow a hole in your head fagget
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>>689256850
roll, hoping for an 88
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I pour my cereal into the bowl, after the milk
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I've watched the movie Commando like 17 times and it don't even make me cry anymore
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I once put a shotgun in my asshole and shot a Bulgarian spy with it.
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How tough am I? I had a bowl of milk this morning. Without any cocks in my mouths you faggots
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>>689261445
>tfw one away
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How tough am I?
I shot up a gay club in Florida.
Without killing myself.
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I am not a weenie!
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>>689260874
Sorry, meant this place.
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>>689256850
I perform sex acts on aquatic lifeforms
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>>689261499
You're in.
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I just smoked 3 beers.
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>>689256850
how tough am i?
how tough am i?
how tough? am i?
HOW TOUGH AM I?
how, tough am i.

I ATE MILK WITHOUT A BOWL
NAILS!!!!
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>>689256850
i'm not a muslim.
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>>689261524
the gay bar is down the street
(weeny hut jr)
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>>689256850

>I am the God Emperor of Mankind.
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>>689261969
quit while you're not too far behind
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>>689261824
I see you have a death wish. God ay give you mercy, but I certainly won't.
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I eat ass without any milk
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>>689256850
I'm not a nig
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>>689256850
Quads nigger, potato skins for everyone.
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I eat ass
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I'm so tough, I've even played Rugby. Not your faggoty body armour and multiple timeouts when it gets too rowdy football mind. Proper Rugby
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i once edged for 5 hours and didn't even cum
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I told a feminist that men are superiour.
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>>689260764
kek
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>>689256850
I killed the little faggot who said I can't get in with singles.
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I went to Loch Ness with only $3.49
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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I went to the local shop for my comic and my mum waited outside. I was so brave.
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>>689256850
gimme my potatoes
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i think metallica is...over rated
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>>689262799
....right this way sir
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How tough am I? I killed myself.......while I 720 noscope scrubs
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These good people
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same
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>>689256850

Lemme in already I'm so tough
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I'm tough enough to go into /b
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I WANT IN
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I CAN EAT ICE CREAM WITHOUT HAVING A BRAIN FREEZE
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>>689262857

You're a nickelback fan aren't you? Get out!
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i stepped on a floor of legos barefoot
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>>689262275
You can't get me if you're not in the bar!
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Let me the fuck in or I'll rape your moms dog tonight
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Tough enough to be this beautiful
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the krusty krab pizza ISN'T the pizza for you and me
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>>689263051
I can eat 2 ice creams without getting a brain freeze
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Gay club anyone?? No .-.
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my power level is 8,999
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This tough
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>>689263255
Get in here
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>>689263475
>>689263370
YOU SUCK
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I'm so tough I can fax with ice'y hot
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im not #withher
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I suck dick but 20 dollars is 20 dollars
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>>689263330
I got trips. can I go?
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>>689263799
go in
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>>689263580
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>>689263901
Am I gonna be popular here?? O:
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>>689263477
HA, IM IN FUCKERS
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>>689259788
>>689261833
>>689263255
>>689263799
make sure no muslims come in
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i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast....without any milk
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>>689263477
Fuck you, Neeson.
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maybe i want in weenie hut jr. anyways
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potato skins are ass.
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i preformed a blood transfusion...with an african man
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I'm so tough I can take 10 dicks up my ass
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why should i be allowed in?
CHECKEM
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Lets see now..
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>>689264692
>I'm so tough I can take 10 dicks up my ass
Only?? Amateur
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Fuck off, I'll get in if I want to
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How tough am i? How tough am i !!?? I eat cock every day, without cleaning the smegma.
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i want sum skins
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>>689256850
I dont find traps attractive
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>>689261946
Well I just snorted 4 needles
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i have a WOW tattoo
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>>689265166
s...sorry for keeping you
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i once killed a spider
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I stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes
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"........"
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i put on sunblock with only an SPF rating of 1 today
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Cause I'mma eat that butt like an Ethiopian exchange student to America
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I drive a German car
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my password is a proper word and it's all lower case, I use it for everything
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>>689265711
Don't slip on the ice cube on the way in
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I didn't kill myself today.
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I only eat ONE dorito from the bag
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>>689266289
kys
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I fucked a loli
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>>689256850
I listened to Linkin Park


Without turning emo
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>>689256850
I'm the owner of this bar
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>>689266500
Go in, good sir. Don't look back.
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>>689266817
sorry bud, you're gonna want weeny hut jrs
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>>689266817
Go suck off the faggots at Weenie Hut Juniors.
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I didn't buy this costume for halloween
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I'm so tough that I watched the first Spongebob Movie and I only cried for 5 minutes towards the end
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I drink water with no ice.
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I'm tough enough
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I get in because i've stuck my dick in crazy
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>>689256850
I jerked off to Bliss on the Oxygen channel when i was younger
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I didn't cry reading this
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Why should I get in?

Check em
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I'm an Undertale/Fnaf fag
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One time I saw le reddit maymay
And I only ayy lmaoed for 20 minutes XD
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I watched all the episodes of boku no pico
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I'm a big guy
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>>689267304
reroll
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let me in
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I work here, let me in before i'm late, asshole
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I'm capable of doing this
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I just ATE 16 light BULbs KIddO lET me in fuckTARD
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>>689256850
I buried my dogs decomposing corpse and didn't vomit
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>>689256850
suck a dik fagit
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>>689268222
lol
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I like yo purposely step on legos and 4 sided die, to wake up! Works better than coffee!
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I was born here
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OP is a faggot.
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>>689268411
NOICE
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>>689268411
Also, fuck you. I don't need a reason to get in.
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I like to have straight consensual sex in the missionary position
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i shot up a gay bar
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>>689261524
is this guys' elbow made of gelatin? seems like the recoil would make it snap in two
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>>689257046
"Faggot" goes to weenie hut. Kek.
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>>689268550
That's pretty ghey. It's like you're expressing feelings, 'n shit.
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A sea bear didn't attack me even though I didn't draw a circle
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>>689268411
Sorry faggot, you didn't give a legitimate reason~
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let me in, i just got my new I.D.
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>>689267097
Well you should have maybe it would make you tougher faggot
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i got two final projects for tomorrow, and i haven't started yet.
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>>689260444
What a waste
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>>689259308
Are you from Corry by any chance? I have a friend, and that's his catchphrase

How tough am I? I lost all my souls in Dark Souls and only cried for 20 minutes.
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I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning. Without any milk.
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