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>>689169433

>>689169433
>>689169162
Night dash, probs wont be here for the rest of your birthday, gotta sleep then work. So hope the rest goes well for you my dude. Also appologies about the g/fur thing.

>>689169500
You got it.

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>Meow!
RRREEEEEEEEow

>>689169732
>Actually saving this picture for personal use
What's wrong with me

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>>689169433
just got back from work, how's everyone doin'?

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>>689169433
Anyway, have a good and fuzzy sleep and I'll read you later /b/rah! Am very happy that I was able to at least wish you all the best for your birthday

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FFFUUUCCCKKK OOOFFFFFFFFF.
Sick to death of this fucking shit.

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>>689169843
>personal use
The best kind of use

>What's wrong with me
Nothing wrong, but very, very right

Can you even imagine a cat grill purring while sucking ye olde cock? That must be the definition of awesome!

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>>689170340
Closet fur maybe?

>>689169623
I'm bored, so I'll tell you why if you care enough to read it. It was about sexuality. I came out of lurking for a moment, the topic of sexuality came up, and I mentioned how ashamed of it I am. Some white-knight faggot interjected and was saying some stupid shit like "be proud of yourself!", so I pretty much told him to fuck off and don't give unsolicited advice. He kept going on and he wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I told him why I was ashamed. Then a couple other white-knight faggots came in and said some other shit, and I stopped. The funniest thing to me was the fact they said "he's not worth your time". I thought that was obvious considering I said I didn't want help or unsolicited advice.

>>689169676
>>689170178
Honestly, I don't even feel like sleeping.

>>689170613
>Purring while getting cock sucked
>Hyperventilating internally

>>689170750
I was there too m8

So don't sleep

>>689171787
You know, it never ceases to amaze me just how stupid some people can be, especially SJW retards like that.

>>689172108
stupid people gonna stupid, thread seems to be dying, you still gonna hang around?

>>689172413
I guess so. Don't feel like posting anymore though.

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>>689170750
Yah I see, I would've been fucking annoyed as well.
I mean I've heard all the things and all kinds of advice regarding depression, I'm here for a shameful decade now. I can't stand it anymore. "Hurr durr, will get better!", "Just wait, good things will come!", "Can't get any worse", and so forth.
But It's the only thing people can say.. Nobody will ever undestand what is going on inside of you, not a single person.

White knights are fucking annoying tho, and I hope I'm not one of them

>>689172447
Still posting in g/fur if you lurking. Made a new thread cause last one capped.

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brb in a few

>>689172812
kk

>>689172631
People are just retarded I guess. I don't know why I bother arguing with fucktards like that, I just end up feeling bad.

>>689172791
I am lurking while still arguing with that retard because I'm bored.

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Hello Furries

How are you today?

>>689173240
Bored. Should be sleeping, but don't feel like it. You?

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>>689173307
Very bored, but pretty damn comfy.

I'm just stopping by to see this instance of image board furry culture. You people seem nice.

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>>689173505
Not always nice, but generally at least civil

>>689170750
i've seen you on at least four occasions where you immediately took offense to something someone said, started cussing the shit out of them and told them to kill themselves

if you come out saying you're ashamed of something that you are, don't be surprised when people try to help you, and if you don't want to help them, stop replying. no one on the internet can tell if you want help or advice, and when people feel/felt alike, they naturally do give advice

>wouldn't shut the fuck up
you didn't tell him why you were ashamed, you labelled every non-heterosexual person on the earth a degenerate, and people take offense to that, and at that point people weren't trying to help you anymore (as you can judge from the way they wrote)

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>>689173859

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I don't know what it is about furry porn.

I hate basically everything about furshit: the retarded cons, the often times bad fanart, the diaper/shit/piss fetishists and most of all, the mentally deranged outcasts who wear dog suits and pretend to be animals.

But then I see something like pic related or other porn and think to myself "who would NOT want to fuck this for days on end?". Then I masturbate to stuff like that for a few days, go back to hentai for another week, then it's normal porn and back to furry porn.

I hate furfags with all my heart, but some of the porn is just great.

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>>689173890
>i've seen you on at least four occasions where you immediately took offense to something someone said, started cussing the shit out of them and told them to kill themselves
Really? I honestly don't remember. I guess I'm an even shittier person than I thought.

>you didn't tell him why you were ashamed, you labelled every non-heterosexual person on the earth a degenerate, and people take offense to that,
I thought it was obvious that I was referring to myself. Why else would I be getting that mad? I don't give a shit what others do, I was clearly talking about myself. Or so I thought.

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>>689173885
You somehow manage to pull of casual and sometimes educated discussion while also not neglecting to post porn.

Breddy good

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>>689174199
Muh dick tho

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>>689174445
>That poor Cap

>>689174445
World needs more female murrsuiters.

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>>689174307
>I guess I'm an even shittier person than I thought.
Silly you!
I may be the hundredth person to tell you but that's fucking ridiculous.

>>689174792
If other people are telling me that I was acting like a dick when I don't even realize, then I'm obviously not a good person.

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>>689174610
Muh nigguh!

>>689174916
Saving all these btw. Lost this album ages ago. Thankies.

>>689174792
Seconded

>>689174866
Some of them deserve it.

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>>689174866
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE

>>689175256
I can't even deny that. You're 100% correct.

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>>689174916
That mask makes me uncomfortable..

>>689174866
No dude, this is /b/ after all. Take it with a grain of salt. People are butthurt for all kinds of things and a lot of them feel joy in making others feel shitty.

This is the melting pot of internet scum after alll

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>>689175299
We need to find you someone to cuddle the shit out of, LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE

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>>689175256
Maybe I don't, but I have fuzzy grills!

>>689175550
I guess so. But I still don't think I'm a good person, and I never will.

>>689175716
Good luck with that. I'm pretty much unlovable. Not even my own family likes me.

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>>689175326
It does that to me as well, but the dick wants it

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>>689176129
Its not even consistent. I dont get it.
I bet its not even soft.

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>>689175947
Arguing with the dick only creates misery, because you can't win. Just roll with it

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>>689175811
>Not even my own family likes me.
Fuck. Them.
If they don't give any fuck about you. then why would you want to give a fuck about what they think about you?

Dude, you are so much more lovable than you think you are. A metric fuckton more..

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>>689176316
>I bet its not even soft.
It sure isn't

>>689176129
Thos eyes, never noticed that. wat

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>>689175811
As long as *this* isn't why they don't like you, it probably doesn't matter. The only person in my family who actually likes me is my brother, and that's because he's as much of an oddball as I am. Sometimes, big piles of data have outliers, and we're both one of them. Sometimes the person you become simply can't mesh with the people you were thrown together with by random chance, but that doesn't necessarily say anything about you personally

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>>689176811
I never understood furry suits. It sure as hell doesnt work, it looks clunky and uncomfortable, and kinda defeats the purpose.

But thats just me.

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>>689176942
It's supposed to be total heterochromia, what's wrong with that? It's actually pretty common in canines and felines

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>>689177288
Slav dubs!
I don't know, fursuiting can get real cringy real fast. But a really well fitting suit is hitting all my spots. I won't buy a suit anytime soon but damn that can look so freaking hawt!

I don't get all the hate people get for fucking in their suits tho.

>>689176337
>Arguing with the dick only creates misery, because you can't win.
I'm enjoying the double entendre

>>689176703
Honestly, I'm really not lovable, and for a reason you probably don't expect. I've been really starting to realize that I'm a pathological liar, and at a subconscious level I do it for attention. My family loves me. I don't know why, but they do. In fact, part of me wishes they didn't and it's another reason why I say that. Because if they didn't love me then it would give me more incentive to kill myself, which part of me really wants. But I say that because the bullshit I make up is my fault, not theirs. I'm simply a terrible person. I didn't used to be, but I became one. Part of my family may be a little crazy, but I'm sure they love me, for whatever fucking reason. And I feel bad for lying all time, but I honestly can't help it. At this point, I don't even know if what I believe is true or not. Many times I've said that my my and stepdad always treated my brother and sister better than, but that's because I'm a spoiled fuck with skewed views of the world. I doubt they actually treat them better than me, I just say that to try and fill a void because I don't them, so I fill it by talking to you guys because I like all of you. I know it's bad thing to say I don't like my family, but they drive me fucking insane, and it's why I lie about all of that. Not one of them is a bad person: I am. And a lot of it has to do with jealousy. I don't feel like explaining that right now, but my point is, I'm really not a good person.

>>689177263
See the above.

>>689177879
*my mom and stepdad

>>689177879
God damn it.
*because I don't like them

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>>689177842
>It's supposed to be total heterochromia, what's wrong with that?
Naw, heterochromia looks way different. I was referring to the one eye where the pupil looks like she's gonna pass out every minute. Then the other one looks like she's got some liver disease. It just doesn't look healthy, even tho it's hawt

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>>689177857
I suppose some would consider it 'taking the fetish too far'

You said it yourself its kinda cringey, but it wouldn't be that bad if the suits weren't so poorly made and goofy..Giant heads, exaggerated proportions. Its quite gross.

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>>689177879
Eh, so you're fucked in the head in some way... at least you realize it. That's a step ahead of most people. All you can really do is try to curb your screwy tendencies a bit, and swan dive off a library if things get intolerable

>i don't even know if what i believe is true or not
That's one of my unholy/terrifying end-of-the-world fears, that some day I won't just be experiencing a different reality than other people, but *that I won't know it* either. Fucking NOPE

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bump o life

>>689178904
>some way
Oh it's a lot more than just "some way". It's many ways. And I don't even think I can fix it. I'd rather just kill myself because I'm a pussy and don't want to deal with the unfairness of life.

>>689179585
Hey Harpo, how are you?

>>689179639
sleepy

>>689179731
That makes two of us.

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>>689177879
This must be the most honest statement I've ever read in all these years in this shithole. I wouldn't be so sure about pathological liar either, it's what all your surroundings make you to. You kinda have to in order to keep at least a little sanity. Never underestimate what it can do to you.

I don't know if you keep some kind of alter ego on here, don't know if everything you write is just a mask. I can only say that you are a freakin' better person than you think you are!

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>>689179731
Hey dude

>>689180993
Yep, pretty much that.

>>689181006
wat up

>>689178904
>a different reality than other people, but *that I won't know it* either. Fucking NOPE
Derealisation is no fun, nope nope! Been there, fuck that. I'm still not 100% back and it's awful

Kinda early for the pity party dont ya think?

>>689181682
It's never too early.

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>>689181682
Eh, slippery tube dude

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>>689181682
There's no pity and not enough beer for a party

>>689182260
Beer sounds nice right about now, or any alcohol for that matter. Wish I still didn't have 2 years to go.

>>689182407
get cooler parents.

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>>689182260
Not enough bear you say?

>>689182605
My parents are pretty cool, but not cool enough to let me drink underage.

>>689182685
Uncool.

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>>689182685
Which means they aren't

>>689182779
I think it's good, actually. I'm sure they know better than me.

>>689182861
Maybe to a naïve teenager.

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>>689182864
But nothing bad ever came from underage drinking

>>689182678
>My only weakness
>Along with all my other weaknesses.

>>689182963
Except breaking the law.

>>689182986
>image

>>689183057
I'm too tired to look at images right now.

Why the fuck am I still here, anyway?

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>>689182864
>I'm sure they know better than me.
I wouldn't be so sure abut that.

>Maybe to a naïve teenager.
In that case I'm the oldest naive teenager ever, at 28.

>>689182963
>But nothing bad ever came from underage drinking
Nuffin'

>>689183127
>Why the fuck am I still here, anyway?
Because you like to talk to likeminded degenerates,

>>689180813
Sorry, I'm so fucking retarded, I didn't see your post. I can't believe I'm that fucking stupid.

The truth is, yeah, I kind of do have an alter ego on here. I'm usually fairly nice to people in real life, but my thoughts certainly aren't. I'm just smart enough to know not to speak them. I try to do that here, but apparently I'm not very good at it. I really don't see how anyone could think I'm a good person. I'm an obnoxious, attention whoring faggot. Every fucking day I do this same stupid shit for attention because it's all I know how to do. I know people don't like it, and I don't like it either, but I don't know what else to do.

>>689183223
Well, after thinking about it, I don't know either. My parents are pretty crazy, that's for sure, but I don't know if I would say they know better, otherwise I wouldn't fucking hate myself.

I still think it's wrong. It's ironic because I was just complaining about how annoying white-knights are, yet I'm the biggest white-knight I know. It's amazing how much of a hypocrite I am.

>>689183318
I should be asleep though. It's fucking 11:30AM here, and I've been awake since 8PM. I've got shit to do today, yet here I am wasting my time doing the same fucking thing I do every day, yet gain absolutely nothing. God I hate this place. Yet I can never seem to leave.

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>>689184435
>The truth is, yeah, I kind of do have an alter ego on here.
I think everyone does, more or less. I do as well. Although I like to think I'm a nice person irl.

>but my thoughts certainly aren't. I'm just smart enough to know not to speak them
Maybe. I'm still not convinced that you would be like that irl if you were in a different environment. I mean I don't know you irl and all the shit you go through, but I know that your environment is toxic to you. Real fucking toxic.

>I'm an obnoxious, attention whoring faggot
You like to think you are? For me that feels like a mute cry for help. And I fucking hate that I can't help you out.

>>689186216
>>689186216
>your environment is toxic to you.
That's definitely true. But it's not like I can do anything about it.

>For me that feels like a mute cry for help. And I fucking hate that I can't help you out.
Pretty much. But I still think it's annoying. People come here for either art or good conversation. While I do try to provide art most of the time, I just end up talking about my problems most of the time. I just wish I could make myself shut the fuck up because I know no one wants to hear it.

>>689184435
>and I've been awake since 8PM.
I've been awake since Friday morning, and I should get some sleep as well. I can't sleep until I'm totally exhausted tho.

>>689184435
>It's amazing how much of a hypocrite I am.
Yeah you are, I don't mind that, but you have to listen to your fucking heart from time to time

>>689186786
My heart tells me stupid things, I don't listen to it. Well, actually, I listen to it too much and it manifests and very bad ways. I'd rather literally cut it out.

Hey hey

>>689187475
Hey, how's it going?

>>689186608
>I just end up talking about my problems most of the time
So? Let's face it, everyone of us has some mental issues. Be it anxiety, paranoia, schizophrenia or any blend of that and more. I'm no exception to that.

>because I know no one wants to hear it.
I actually do.

Dude, I wish I was closer to you. I'd hug the shit out of you and wouldn't let go until you recognize that you are a freaking good human being. You may hate yourself, but others don't

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>>689187475
Heya dude!
>Lemme have a look

>>689187600
Not ok? I woke up, I feel like shit, some of my family members are staying for a bit, it's a yearly thing and I have to spend less time here.

>>689187741
What's up?

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>>689187653
>Stating facts

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>>689169732
sup mew? The small children are now gone. I'm not drinking yet, but I had a chance to go out into the wood earlier, smoke a cigar, and remove tree-bob.

>>689169676
What did I miss?

And heyo to everyone I missed.

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>>689187653
>everyone of us has some mental issues.
I feel like I just make shit up most of the time, just for attention. I feel like a fucking tumblrina complaining about non-existant problems. And if I really am as fucked as I think I am then that's even worse.

>I'd hug the shit out of you and wouldn't let go until you recognize that you are a freaking good human being.
That wouldn't help. I don't like hugs, or any kind of touching. It's even become instinct for me to jerk away whenever something touches me even accidentally, so a hug wouldn't make me feel better.

>You may hate yourself, but others don't
I truly don't know why.

>>689188074
>I woke up, I feel like shit
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better.

>some of my family members are staying for a bit, it's a yearly thing and I have to spend less time here.
That's unfortunate. But hey, we can still enjoy your company for the rest of the year.

>>689188336
You didn't miss very much. How are ya?

>>689188336
Hey hey

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>>689188074
>and I have to spend less time here.
Only the b& will ever know of this peace

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>>689188074
>What's up?
Not a lot. Am pretty much a zombie with a laptop right now. Hope you get out of the family thing tho

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>>689188336
Eya mous dude! I'd love me some nice cigar right about now.

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I sleep now. Unfortunately do have to work to make money :/

Bye all, have a good rest of your birthday Dash, and sleep well whenever you do.

>>689188480
>your company for the rest of the year.
Not entirely, I have to go to college by the end of August and I haven't decided what schedule I feel like it makes me comfortable.

>>689188921
Eh. it's pretty easy for me to stay away from this place for a while. All I need is vidya, that's all.

>>689189360
My family isn't as intrusive like my mother, they're pretty respective of privacy and understand it better than my mother.

>>689189633
Night night

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>>689189633
Thank you. See ya.

>>689189652
Well, as long as you're still here it's fine.

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>>689188480
>I feel like I just make shit up most of the time, just for attention.
That may be true. But it doesn't mean that you don't have any underlying mental issue. I'm sure you do, this is just symptomatic.

>That wouldn't help. I don't like hugs, or any kind of touching.
Aww, that's too bad. Hugs have helped me so much in going through paranoid schizo. Hmm, you may actually have some psychopathic traits.. Have you ever been at a shrink to find out what your brain is on to?

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>>689188480
Kids are stressful as shit. IT's been years since I've smoked, and those little bastards are so annoying I've been considering calling up a friend and going bowling. It was all cool last night, when they were tired, but I've been up since 6am with those little shits.

>>/gif/8720082

>>689188528
Heyo twitch. Having a good day?

>>689189455
I haven't seen that animation in a long time. Also yeah. I only smoke cigars when I'm realllllly angry or trying to relax on a special occasion. Thsoe little bastards wentf rom happy campers to demons.

>>689189633
Gn8 man, have the fuzziest night ever!

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>>689190117
No. My grandma has been trying to get me to a doctor for a couple months, but stupid shit keeps preventing it.

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>>689190161
I'm a tard. This should work. I think. Only ever use cross-linking.

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>>689190161
Pretty average, I guess. Just got up, feel like shit, family staying and other stuff. At least it's not school day Monday anymore, haha. oh

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>>689190628
Family always makes a boring day annoying. Even if they don't mean to.

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>>689190161
I fucking hate small humans, I mean out of all kinds of pups/kittens/whatever. Why do little humans need to be that annoying and repulsive?!

And .. I've never said it on here but I actually do have a daughter. She's 9 now and I can barely stand her. It's gotten a lot better and I'm sure I'll like her when she's grown up but right now I wish she never existed.
>Inb4 hurr durr bad father faggot
I love her, and I give her everything she needs, but deep down I hate children like fuck. I'd rather have a kitten; and I hope she'll never has to read this.

>>689191229
aint even a body here, just hands.

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>>689191376
Some days I enjoy the fact that I'm infertile. Not fully, mind you. But I'm 90% sure I have a low sperm count, like my father. I've had unprotected sex with no backups twice now, and still have no small children of my own. I will eventually, certainly. But I too hate children. For the first 2 years a baby is pretty much a giant meaty plant you carry around, clean, and feed. Then from 3-5 it's a self destructive kamikaze. After that it slowly gets better until they finally become a real person.

But all kids under 14 piss me off. Little shits need to grow up.

And I imagine you'd make a great father.

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>>689192161
>I've had unprotected sex with no backups twice now,
Erm, at least you have sex! That's like 100% more sex than the rest of us.
>I will eventually, certainly.
I've mever felt that need. Daughter was the result of a drug fueled night because it felt amazing. She doesn't need to know this tho.
>For the first 2 years a baby is pretty much a giant meaty plant you carry around, clean, and feed.
Yeh it's like zombies, although with zombies you wish that they'd eat you already and be done with it. Kids don't go away and will eat everything including your wallet and mind. 0/11 doesn't melt.
>Then from 3-5 it's a self destructive kamikaze
I didn't believe it but it gets even worse
>After that it slowly gets better until they finally become a real person.
Every minute now. I don't look forward to a teen grill daughter tho.
>And I imagine you'd make a great father.
Thanks, I think I actually am a good father. I don't want her going through all the shit I had (foster homes, living on the street, ..) and I love her. I'd die for her if I needed to, but I still fucking hate kids and I can't stand that little shit

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Can't make cereal without this thread nearly 404'ing.

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>>689193502
Ceriously

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>>689193502
Are you cereal? God I love bad puns
>Good kitteh

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floof

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>>689193823
Fuzzy as fuck

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>>689193823
Hello Sunshine. How are you?

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>>689194010
doing just fine, thanks

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>>689194292
Silly kitteh

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>mfw bestiality is just a misdemeanor in my country and nobody cares. (Never done it but is hawt)

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>>689193373
>That's like 100% more sex than the rest of us
My SO is a very needf woman. So I'm a normie. I think. [reeee's internally]
>I've never felt that need.
My SO wants three babies. I want one. Only one. After raising the first little bastard she'll probably agree.
>Daughter was the result of a drug fueled night because it felt amazing.
MDMA? Last time I got drunk and high about 5 years ago I got into a fight with a friend, and we tore each other up real bad. I could give you a blow by blow if you want. I still have the scars. No longer friends. That night I stopped smoking. Only drink when I'm home or with good friends now.
>zombies eating wallets
Oh god yes. Those little shits made me buy them McDonalds. Then they complained about the toys they got being different. I almost asked the mane behind the counter if he wanted two small annoying personal servants.
>it gets worse after 5
holy shit, really?
>teen daughter.
As a Texan, I recommend more firepower. All of the firepower.
>die for her
Damn right. Someone threatened my SO once. I picked them up by their neck and reminded them that I can easily be a giant cunt.

>>689193757
>>689193820
Yep. I panic posted a normal human (eww) so that the thread would not 404.

>I love bad puns
Same here man. I know they're cheesy, by they make me feel grate.

>>689174191
My Fucking god I'm not the only one

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>>689195031
You should try it. Although my perspective may or may not be fucked, that's one law I don't care about breaking. It's great.

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>>689195646
Hail Lord Snek.

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>>689191376

>>689196156
I thought it was going to be gore for a sec.

>>689196413
Nah, not this time. I've mostly sorted all my gore so it isn't in this folder.

>>689196515
>>689196515
>>689196515

>>689195646
Heil Snek

>>689195057
>My SO is a very needf woman
Gonna need some proof in form of a foxy with a foxy tail..

>I want one. Only one
You want none. Nope.

>MDMA?
Amphetamine, after an MDMA night tho. We were so sore afterwards since we fucked for hours. I've sucked her clit for hours as well ad it looked like some alien; thought I had broken it or something but she wanted moar.

>I almost asked the mane behind the counter if he wanted two small annoying personal servants.
You could still sell them I guess. Asian fags are craving for the white stuff. (Won't sell my daughter, just to make that clear)

>holy shit, really?
Lots. You are not prepared. You can't even be prepared for that. Expect brain jelly with spongebob eating the cells you have left. And Patrick afterwards, snorting spongebob. Or something. There are _no_ words for that.

>All of the firepower.
Eurocuck here, so all the firepower she gets will probably be chad thundercock or something. Nothing I can do about that.

>Damn right
Yeah I mean I love her and I'll do everything for her and right now she's growing up to be a nice person and all. But I still fucking hate children and I'd be so happy if she just meowed instead of talking.

>I know they're cheesy, by they make me feel grate.
I lold. Cheesy!

>>689174191
You don't have to enjoy all aspects of a community to enjoy some of its creative content