Only dubs or better can stay in my swamp
Might as well
>>689154554
>>689154224
Lmao you guys fucking suck
>>689154656
Haha u suck
might wanna checkem
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
since when is this your swamp. plebian?
URGH
This is my swamp now boi
Get outta mah swamp
I don't even want to chill in your stinky ass swamp.
>>689154656
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
>>689154920
I am Shrek cucklord, now bend over and take my 10 foot shock
Nice swamp, so where will I be staying?
Can I stay?
You're looking a bit green deary. Maybe you should sit down.
OUR swamp. Check em..
Please Shrek
>>689155744
Check'd, you may stay
if dubs then cp
This thread is full of gay.
>>689155778
Off by FUCKING ONE
>>689155874
What you say
>>689155744
Checked. Fuckin lit
Well i'm glad i never get dubs
Get out of the way you filthy ogre!
>>689154146
Checkem
>>689154146
Check THEM
Shrek em
These jokes are lame. You need to get ogre it.
SOMEBODY
ONCE
TOLD
TOLD
ME
>op cant even stay in the swamp
who wants to stay in a swamp anyway
THE
combo broker
>>689154146
rollin'
>>689157040
Nigger, I own the swamp, I'm already there
WORLD
Gimmi back my swamp!
IS
lS
For papa shrek
Check em
>>689157449
>>689157500
Fuck off Farquuad
>>689157500
checkem
Daddy pls
>>689157606
That fucker looks like if Farquaad decided he was really a woman and was 1 month into taking hormones
Let me in now
Hey now youre a rockstar
Let me stay shrek daddy
Okay
Im staying
>>689157744
this
>>689158009
I AM THE GREEN NIGGER HEAR ME ROAR
>>689158152
>green nigger
Which room is mine, Shrek
>>689158152
Be 14
>Bring shrek 1 & 2 to class
>Tell teacher we must watch shrek
>Teacher makes class vote for which movie to watch
>shrek 2 has majority vote
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Then, Francis pulls out Despicable Me and hands it to teacher
>Everyone in class votes for it and laughs at me
>Teacher throws my shreks back at me and puts Despicable Me in DVD player.
>As the disc loads, I hear loud footsteps from outside. The rumbling shakes the desks and chairs.
>The smell of onions filled the room.
>Suddenly, naked Shrek bursts through the wall and looks at DVD menu of Despicable Me in anger.
> "Ogre m'aye dead bodeh"
>Shrek throws two onionades at the tv and kills the teacher and a deaf girl.
>"Dohble Keel"
>Shrek punches through a kid's chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with an onionade
>kid explodes.
>"Treeple Kehl"
>Shrek grabs Francis as he tries to escape and bends him over.
>He pulls out Francis' intestines through his butthole and ties an onion to it.
>Shrek then tosses the onion out the window and Francis is dragged out with it.
>Francis falls 8 stories to his death.
>"OGREKEEEEL!"
>Shrek turns around to rest of the class.
>He quietly whispers, "Thees is the pahrt whehre you run away."
>Entire class jumps out of windows to their death.
>"SHREKSTERMINATION"
>Shrek turns to me.
>He looks me in the eye and smiles.
>"Bet yeh weren't shrekspecting thAt."
>"I-Is it....ogre?" I ask.
>"It's ogre when Aye say it's ogre"
>I fall to my knees at his majesty.
>I was ready to please Shrek.
>He pulled out his massive ogresized eshrekt cock and lodged it in my throat.
>My eyes filled with tears.
>mfw they were happy tears.
>Shrek let out a loud ogre roar as he filled my esophagus with sour cum and onion sauce.
>He pulled his cock out of my mouth but as I wiped away my tears, I noticed he was already gone.
>Shrek is love, shrek is life.
>>689158682
FUCKING REPOST
pls daddy
G
shrek is love, shrek is life
all is ogre now
>>689159373
pls spidey daddy
shrek is the best meme
>>689159373
rolling for spiderman to leave me in his spider swamp
What are you gonna do about it tubby?
>>689159633
I live here to faggot ogre....check em
Shrek em..ogre
Ffs check
Ggg
>>689160006
Off by that much....m
miro
boku no dubs desu
>>689161208
god damn it
>>689154146
Can I leave Mr. Shrek.. please..
>>689161375
Leave blue haired whore...but syck my big green ogre dick. Rent
>>689161611
I AM THE REAL SHREK
THIS IS A SHREKPOSTER
>>689161611
Leave my swamp imposter
wtf are you doing near my swamp
WALL IS NOW BUILT
Hey now you're a Keemstar
>>689154146
I will be shreks dinner?
>>689160081
Did you beat Mewtwo yet?
i am the swamp
>>689154146
We swamp now.
Build a wall around the swap
How about quads?
don doit
>I'm a ogre
>>689163620
>a ogre
Can i stay in da swamp?
>>689163981
meh, i'll stay anyway, what is an ogre gonna do heh?
>>689154146
plz shrek
>>689154146
B-B-But...
>>689164789
Fuck off nigger
>>689164298
I'll shrek ya m8
Should I stay or should I go now?
Dubai
Please shrek, let me stay
This is my swamp
Please shrek
Aight
Check em'
Shrak pls
LEMME IN
'sup
>>689154146
Check 'em
this is my swamp now
