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>>689150994>
Can i ask you guys something. Does this actually make you horny and do you have a wank to it? Or is it some elaborate artistic thing that i just cant fathom?
I don't think there is anything wrong with it at all. Im just genuinely curious.
I usually have this filtered out, but im on mobile at min.
>>689157386
No, furry porn is just a meme.
Your king has arrived.
>>689157386
Some of this shit gets me diamonds.
Cunt boys are still boys
>>689160130
Whaddup
OP here; does anyone have panty pics? I get diamonds when I see a hot bulge in a pair of tight panties~
>>689157386
some (most?) get off to it, some don't
>>689157386
yes we fap to this
>>689160358
did that once.
quite awesome
>>689160778
...elaborate
>>689150994
error: fur oh fur?
Gotta love these nice and slow morning faps
-facialbro
>>689160778
PLS elaborate. You're not alligator anon are you?
>>689160877
with a drugged gator back in 2004.
paid 300$ to the vet for some quality alone time with the unconscious animal
i really don't get how you people find this hot
its a dragon fucking another dragon with human features....
some time i wonder what goes on through your heads when you look at this shit...
>>689161598
that's fucking disgusting, hope you feel like shit
>>689161598
I have this webm
>>689161764
Get out me thread
>>689161598
Thats alot of prostitutes wasted
>>689162127
You don't even want to be in here.
>>689162248
Says who?
>>689161562
i kind of am.
>>689161818
why should i ?
>>689161943
kek, i know what webm you are talking about, but that isnt me.
however i used to know a guy who claimed to be the gator fucker in the well known video, he uploaded it to a private forum, before it got leaked all over the internet.
>>689162289
You're my spirit animal.
>>689162271
Says you not being a faggot.
>>689162289
>why should i
do you have no respect for the animal to set it on drugs and literally rape it?
>>689162455
How do you know that?
This thread has nice butts but no tits this truly is what g/ isn't for me
>>689162605
Well, I don't. But I don't really pick up a gay/bi vibe from you. I could be wrong.
>>689162766
That's because I'm very, very good at hiding it. But I'll be honest, the last thing I fapped to was this >>689155751
I'm not proud of being bi, so I don't talk about it, but I lurk g/fur and cd/trap/boypussy threads nearly as much as I post in s/fur.
>>689162563
havent drugged it, the vet did it for medical reasons.
i only paid to get some alone time with the already drugged gator after that.
There must be a way we could incorporate tits into gfur
>>689163025
you still admitted to fucking an animal without the animal being capable of consenting or being conscious of it
and you even paid someone to do that, it's not like it's a relationship with the animal, you were just trying to get a sexual thrill
i'm a zoo myself and i find this sick as fuck
>>689163018
Interesting.
Then pls. Continue to lurk.
>>689163105
>H/fur
>>689163018
>not proud of being bi
why?
>>689163349
Why should I be?
>>689163349
Bi's get more shit than the gays.
>>689163443
because dystopia eats you up, and after all it's a part of you
>>689163443
I don't think it's something to be proud of, more of just a fact. I'm not proud of it either, I just am what I am.
Yiff in hell faggot
Hi there :3
>>689163196
>you were just trying to get a sexual thrill
indeed.
not my proudest moment, but i had the once in a lifetime opportunity.
having a relationship with a gator, like you can have with a horse or a dog or even a dolphin is impossible, though.
gators dont have friends or persons they like, its just not how they are wired.
i normaly prefer practicing consensual sex and a close relationship with a non-human partner, but that opportunity was just to good to let it pass.
>>689163583
Well I don't like it.
>>689163599
I'm pretty ashamed of it honestly. It's taken years for me to even stop denying it.
>>689163814
Don't gotta be ashamed of it here.
>>689163796
>>689163839
How you guys doin?
>>689163780
>too good to let it pass
indeed, and that's why i'm telling you to feel shit about it, because you couldn't be arsed to think rationally for once
>>689163914
Easy to say, but very hard to do. At least for me.
liking gfur is for weenies
>>689163945
good, woke up an hour ago, got my last exam next week so looking forward to it
yourself?
>>689163950
how many crocs did you fuck ?
being demo is for sux
>>689163986
I get that, was a bit hard to admit it to myself when I figured it out. Don't think about it too much man.
>>689163945
A little sleepy but fine
>>689164086
Doin okay. Just goin back though pic i yook at a recent con. And wonder if scoring with a suiter is too much to ask for. Most ppl were teases. They talk the talk but dont walk the walk
>>689163814
Friendly reminder that being ashamed of your sexuality stopping being a thing when you decided not to be a puritan moron
>>689164357
Still far easier said than done. You should know just how self-loathing and pessimistic I am, so sexuality is very hard thing for me to accept.
>>689164490
kys
>>689164517
Jesus Saved
I even bet y'all paws aren't even cummy yo!
>>689164614
I know, but it's just one of those things that if you worry about it just makes it worse
>>689164690
Not YET
>>689164690
Wprking on it ;3
>>689164770
Mate, making things worse is ingrained into my very being. I will always find a way to make things worse whether I want to or not.
>>689164614
>friendly advice that you should give yourself more respect
>"kill yourself"
#nicememes
>>689164926
Have you ever heard of not giving unsolicited advice?
>>689164895
>Mate
>In Georgia
Nigga wut
>>689164614
Look i know you are really bad at human interaction but you dont shittalk people telling you you are better then what you give yourself credit for. It's pretty cringy.
>>689165096
I say things like "mate" all the time. It's just how I talk.
>>689165112
I don't care. I wasn't asking for help, now leave me alone.
>>689160130
sauce?
>>689165112
REALLY don't see how he was doing that
>>689165193
Aight m80
>>689164168
none, what are you implying?
take a pedophile, should he fuck a child because he just happens to have the opportunity to (parents gone, hes the neighbour)?
you're disgusting and you know it
>>689164770
>>689164798
U guys better give up some big loads
Making me wait'n stuff
>>689165364
>Me IRL
>>689165034
It's the advice you deserve/need, not the advice you think you want.
Just ignore it if you are for real getting snippy because i told you to treat yourself better and feel better doing it.
>>689165193
>"I don't care about bettering myself"
it sure is middle school around here.
>>689165469
Thats a good boi
Squeeze it all out on those paws for me
>>689165503
>Trying to b8 this hard
KYS
don't dis middle school it's really hard and difficult
Sub looking for dom
>>689165503
And I didn't fucking ask for your help. And if you want me to be completely honest, I think it being gay/bi is pretty fucking degenerate, so obviously I'm going to be ashamed of it.
>>689165622
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>>689165364
You want moneyshot pucs or irl moneyshot?
>>689165704
you may have not asked for help, but the fact that you think being gay/bi is degenerate shows clearly you have a lot to think about before formulating honest mature and thought out opinions
>>689165819
Really? It shows to me that you're a fucking idiot who hasn't payed attention to history, philosophy, biology, or psychology.
>>689165691
I'll be your dom ;3
>>689165819
don't try to argue with him about it, he'll usually go passive-aggressive like that
>>689165959
Do you know what that means even?
Doming/to dom
>>689166062
>>689165959
Meant this one
>>689165798
Doesn't matter aslong as you empty out those pent up balls for me
>>689165720
Thaaats a good boy every last drop <3
>>689166062
Hope you want it. Cause i have girth
>>689165920
>history
nice rome ez
>philosophy
like what, christian philosophy? very big field
>biology
WOW NICE MEMES
>psychology
person loves person, completely normal for humans to find mates
>>689166244
Looks like you've already proven my point.
>>689155505
Damn, this is gorgeous work, artist name ?
>>689166039
how can you be passive aggressive against "Dont hate yourself love yourself"
>>689166165
Guess I could start ACTUALLY doing it. Hard to post and to that at the same time.
I just want to score with a suiter ;.;
>>689166410
do* that
>>689166444
Me too fam
>>689166288
to your flawwed, unread perspective, sure. When someone says "you are wrong and here is proof" you cant just say "looks like all that proof supports my claims" and have it be true just because you say so
>>689166165
Working on emptying my balls irl
>>689166654
Love those well drawn paws
>>689166410
I understand pup
But I've been stroking for a while now
And have to go verry soon
So you'll have to cum for me some other time
My apologies
>>689157386
I get off to some of it. I don't like the gay shit though
>>689166637
Okay then. Being gay goes against the laws of nature and only inferior people are gay because then they won't be able to breed. It's literally natural selection. That kind of degeneracy is what contributed to the fall of the Roman empire.
>>689166522
Is that too much to ask for?
Met this guy at a con but he was a tease. He didnt deliver T.T
>>689166761
:( Okay then
>>689166836
>Furry
>A tease
Wow, most stories I heard it's just fucking non stop in those hotels.
>>689166654
What are you planning for your load?
>>689165959
How could you be my dom exactly?
>>689166921
I was in a telegram chat and ppl were sending pics of suiters being naughty. I ask to join to watch and the party host replied "suiters only." wtf?!
I just want to nail a suiter or a suiter to nail me...
>>689167177
there was a lot of alcohol involved here.
>>689166829
Implying that alpha males dont fuck beta males reinforcing submission
Implying that breeding is everything in life
Implying "goes against laws of nature" when its observed in nature
It's literally not natural selection. Just because you fuck male to male doesnt mean you cannot fuck male to female. Hell, you dont even need to be sexually attracted to females to still spread your seed (if thats all you care about)
"...fall of the roman empire"
Christianity has literally been speculated as being one of the factors that resulted in the fall of rome. "THEY R HOMO" is the last thing a historian would say, kek.
Try again but this time use your head or at least a google search to see if your outlandish facts comply with reality
>>689167177
Damn, wish I could've seen that.
>>689166988
Train you to be a good pup. Do good and ill give you a treat ;3
>>689167410
Im no puppy though.
>>689166921
Now i feel bad that imma cum and wont.
Srry for being a tease
Annything i can do? Cause i only got 5 minutes left and im close so?
>>689167389
>Implying "goes against laws of nature" when its observed in nature
>implying
Yes it is. Gay animals don't have children and don't breed. Literally natural selection in the most perfect sense of the word.
>>689167532
you're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
>>689167475
You'll feel like one after im done with you
>>689167216
>>689167241
>>689167270
>>689167326
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>>689167557
These are awesome cum bait
>>689167683
I'm done arguing with you. I'm going to try and enjoy birthday because I'm actually fucking happy for once, and I'm not going to let a faggot like you ruin it for me. Kill yourself.
>>689167705
>implying im into pet play.
Note that i said sub and not slave.
>>689167532
im assuming you are giving up all your other points
BUT THE MEME IS THAT HOMOSEXUALITY ISNT A TRAIT THAT IS PASSED FROM PARENT TO CHILD, THEREFOR EVOLUTION CANNOT ALLOW FOR NATURAL SELECTION
>>689167391
Ikr? But of course even at cons' cool kids get all the fun...
>>689167790
that wasn't "arguing". that was you being wrong.
>>689157386
Depends on the pic.
I've thought about it, and I guess I like furry porn because it's porn but it's not humans
>>689167477
I dunno, you better just do what you can boo.
>>689167790
someone is scared of knowledge
pic related, this is you right now.
>>689168098
You forgot your comment.
>>689167766
>Implying that wasn't the purpose.
>>689167859
Fuckin popufurs
>>689167790
you didnt even reply to me, mutliple people think you are being redik
Look, an attack on your ideas is not an attack on your person. You can look into these things and learn the true nature of the world.
I garentee you'll be more happy when you dont need to constantly cover your ass with bad ideas that beg to be attacked,
Also the braindeath of all knowledge is telling someone disproving you to "kill themselves", the selfloathing you must feel is prob a direct cause of how low a standard you set for yourself. Just learn and understand it is okay to be humble and make mistakes. It's okay to be human. I hope you enjoy your birthday, by boyfirends is tomorrow.
>>689168251
Anon, he won't listen. just filter him and move on
>>689168251
>by boyfirends is tomorrow.
Great, kill yourself with him.
Nexst pic im cumming in the same place as in the pic
>>689168214
;3 sloot
>>689168214
Exactly, they provide but wont deliver. Note to self, get a fursuit to score with a suiter.
so mad xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>689168460
Looks like a good choice
>>689168251
>mfw it's him
>>689168614
ow, my soul
>>689168409
hey, i tried.
>>689168967
he's not worth the effort
>>689168618
It sure was
Now i rly gotta go cya guys
Huh, it's almost like I said "don't give unsolicited advice". Weird.
>>689169145
Bye booboo <3
>>689169027
why do you suffer him then
>>689169191
>man removing a burn by cutting off the skin
>"hey dont do that just let it heal normally"
>"DID I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION???????"
>>689169581
I never said I do
>>689169727
Good point. Idk, someone was talking to him and i dont understand why
>>689169785
because they don't understand that if you ignore him he'll go away
God you faggots are fucking retarded. You completely missed my entire point.
>>689170377
you dont have a point
and if you do post it
btw you are a fag too
>>689170522
now what did I just say about ignoring him?
>>689170377
your point being that you don't value yourself and think gays are degenerates by law of nature when they're not
??
>>689170522
My point was this, you retarded fucking faggot. >>689165034
I never asked for help, yet you fucking retards started arguing with me.
>>689170628
That wasn't my point at all.
>>689161598
what a bold fucking lie
having worked with anesthesiologists at the zoo i can tell you putting a large reptile under is no small feat. it requires constant temperature control and strict vitals surveillance and is so stressful on the animal it's rarely done outside of major invasive procedure. not to mention most vets charge way more then $300 to fuck their patients. that shit wouldn't even cover the cost of the drugs they use. blow in 2004 wasn't cheap
>>689150994
Check out this fur, bunny is in it too
https://youtu.be/9DsaAwvoegw
>>689170716
and
>>689165503
was my response
you have no point. "I dunt wanna hear it" is elementary level shit. I'm 100% correct and you just want it to go away. Childish. and it reflects just how worthless you are
>>689171069
>I'm 100% correct and you just want it to go away.
No you aren't, you absolute fucking idiot. I never asked for help, so don't fucking give it. I don't want to hear it. And yeah, no fucking shit I'm worthless. Why do you think I'm in this thread with other worthless faggots like you?
>>689171186
speak for yourself, i am nothing like you.
I am correct, and until you provide proof that i am not, you can eat shit.
perhaps you just get off on being a complete loser so fucking much that you let it infect you being an honorable human being, whatever fam. Take out your sexual frustrations on yourself, not us.
>>689171432
Kek, are you fucking serious? You're telling ME to eat shit? How stupid can a single human being be? You interjected with some fucking white-knight bullshit telling me to accept myself, and now that I've made it abundantly clear that I don't want it you insult me, and prance around like you're right? Jesus fucking Christ you are one stupid human being.
>>689171644
i am right. You could be a decent human if only you could stop being so miserable and make an enemy out of literally everyone.
i seriously think you are just using me to get off. If you are just say so, i really dont mind at this point if you just want me to tell you how much of a complete waste of breath you are.
>>689171432
>>689171644
alright, both of you, its time to stop
the moral of the story is: Get the hell out of other people's lives
Being gay is not wrong in the slighest sense of the word "wrong"
and if that guy wants to hate gay people, thats his own fault, we both know he's on the wrong side of history, so just let it go
I'm leaving the thread now, peace
>>689172189
middle of the ground fallacy
he had no point other then "i dont want to improve myself"
>>689172189
i can give all the advice i want to anyone i want. Weither they want to accept it or not is up to them, but you cant tell me not to speak(type). I can do as i please
>>689172155
When the fuck did I ever say I want to be a decent human being? I obviously don't care considering the fact the first thing I said to you was "kill yourself". I know I'm never going to be a decent human being, but I'd rather not try to accept something that I don't want to accept. Whether it's wrong or right isn't even the point. Now fuck off with your gay agenda, you cocksucking faggot.
>>689172625
you are literally so fucking stupid you cannot realize you took the exact opposite of what i said
w/e, ill just enjoy hanging with my bf tomarrow. Have fun killing yourself whenever you are going to
>>689172859
>you are literally so fucking stupid you cannot realize you took the exact opposite of what i said
The irony of this statement is absolutely hilarious to me.
>>689172999
to you, because you literally cannot follow a conversation close enough to understand peoples points, including your own, so you think everyone is talking out of their ass when in reality you are so mentally drained you may as well be loaded up on drugs
>>689173148
It must be hard being that fucking stupid.
>>689173206
it must be. just ask yourself, you cant even love yourself
later loser, you have nothing on me
>>689173429
Except not being a fucking SJW faggot with a gay agenda.
>>689173487
im not a sjw nor do i have an adenda
i want everyone worth to be happy
>>689173704
>i want everyone worth to be happy
>literally gay
Jokes aside, I told you already: don't give unsolicited advice. I don't want to be happy, I want to fucking die.
>>689173839
I'm sorry, i just assume most people want to be happy.
Do you seriously want to die? flaming aside, im curious
>>689173991
Yes.
>>689173839
and if so why? if you dont mind me asking
>>689174219
It doesn't matter.
>>689174252
extreme nihilism?
>>689174376
Pretty much. I have a lot of reasons to hate myself. I'm sure they're irrational by other people's standards, but it's simply in my nature. But sexuality is a very big reason for me to hate myself for obvious reasons. But to be honest, I was just being a dick. I don't care if others are gay. The point I was trying to make is that *I* don't like it.
I saw a strip on here the other day which I seem to have forgotten to save. 3 frames.
first frame is a wolf dude sitting on the couch with girl sleeping on his lap. another female wolf leans in and has this 'oh she's sleeping' on her face.
second frame she leaves
third frame girl on lap comes up for air with a mouthful of cum.
Any takers?
>>689174636
Fair,
I know you arnt looking for advice, but i would suggest giving yourself an honest chance before hating yourself.
A lot of things are in peoples nature, things that are not healthy or good. It's up to you if you want to try to overcome your baseline self and become something that you can respect.
Hope you have a nice birthday.
>>689175119
Thanks.
>>689175180
if you want to talk sometime, you could post something i could come into contact with you. If not, it;s cool. Again, have a nice day
>>689175322
I'd rather not, but thanks.
