You have two options:
1: Rape a cat
2: Rape a 12 year old girl
Both are terrible options. What do you do.
WHAT DO YOU DO.
Well... most people won't find out about the cat.
>>689142337
yes to both
Run away
>>689142506
Same thing with the 12 year old if you do it right.
>>689142617
But do the cat last because you don't want to get your junk fucked up before you had a chance to use it on the 12yo.
>>689142506
and if you're me, no one is going to find the 12 year old
>>689142337
Cats are love, cats are life. Sorry kiddo.
>>689142680
Yea... but if you get caught, which one is going to give you more years in prison?
>>689142337
I'd rather find whoever set up those contrivances and butcher him instead.
Better question is... if no one will ever find out, which one would you prefer?
Because if there's a possibility of being caught, it's just a matter of weighing the consequence, which is going to suck worse if you pick the girl.
>>689142337
option 2 100% of the time. You think i can scar and maim an innocent defenseless cat?
Fuck that 12yo bitch she had it coming for not doing her homework
>>689142729
Fair point, then again which one would be worth more going to prison for?
>>689142337
Please hang urself. Fuckin loser. Ha shit stain. Nigger loving jogsteap wearin lunatic learing lynching shit gaynigget muslim atheist fuck off.
im not a pedo or anything, but the girls insides would probably feel allot better.
>>689142337
Do the world a favor and an hero
Thread/
>>689142854
pedo identified
>doth
>protest
>too much.
>>689142985
Yeah, but you still have to rape a cat or a kid.
Whatcha gonna do faggot?
I'm interested in how u got in a situation where I have to choose to do either one. I'd probably rape the little girl though, beastiality feels like it would be worse
The kid, because at least its a human. It's still disgusting but less weird?!?!?!
>>689143250
Summerfag
>>689142337
sedate both, do both
Cat, still fucked up but atleast ill feel better about myself knowing the choices I had
Is the twelve year old hot?
Cat's gonna get hair on my dick. And it'll scratch me.
I'm gonna rape that girl like there's no tomorrow.
>>689142945
Looks shooped. Can tell from the pixels.
>>689142989
So that's how you judge others, you little maggot? Fuck off, tumblr boy.
>>689142337
Rape a 12 year old cat
>>689143570
Dude, that cats gonna die. At least with the girl she's probably already lost her virginity to her step dad.
>>689142337
Win win getting pussy either way
>>689144101
So confirm it. You have two choices. Rape a cat, rape a little girl.
Which one do you choose you homo.
rape the girl with the cat
Girl. I'd rather been known as a pedo then a cat fucker.
I like cat I rape grilll
>>689144271
The girl.
>sorry
Why not both
>>689142337
Tell the girl: I'd kill the kitty if you don't fuck with me.
She consents.
No rape.
>>689144593
Cant consent dumbo
rape a cat? why the hell would i ever do that?
either way my penis is causing terrible permanent damage to the pussy
This is the most /b/ thread I've read in a long time. Thank you op.
>>689144718
LEL
>>689144646
It's a slow sunday morning, theres nothing on tv, you've caught up with all your shows, there's a cat, you think "hey...lets give that thing a bit of rough fuckin'"
We've all been there, man.
>>689143334
no u
>>689144634
She does, asshole. Why can't she? It's a real and honest deal. The kitty, or the pussy.
>>689144271
And I choose to gut the sick fuck setting up this scenario instead, you conformist sheep. Pathetic drone can't even think outside the box.
>>689142337
well both are part of my dreams so I would do both.
>>689144928
Rape =/= consent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eoEwIxhIYI
>>689142337
>Both are terrible options.
kek
>>689144984
Whatever Rambo. Girl or cat. Cat or girl. Make your choice.
Gotta rape one.
>>689142337
can't i do both?
>>689142337
Girl. Fucking a cat would get you all sorts of cut up from claws and fangs.
Sorry kitty, better luck next time.
>>689142337
hmmm. id rather have the cat, it would be nice to try something new kek.
>>689144984
look at this cool guy here. fucken summer faggot
>>689142337
Considering the fact a 12 y/o girl is human and 12 yearold girls look like theyre 18 these days id pick the girl thanks
I would regretfully rape the cat so as to not mentally damage or violate an innocent twelve year old girl.
Even if these weren't options id still rape that cute face.
But we get to choose the girl/cat?
Alright, the girl and one of the ones around my city seeing as they're all whores.
>>689143334
>Calls someone a summerfag
>Is a faggot
>One off quads
You.
>>689142337
turn 360 and walk the fuck away
psychopath asshole
>>689142337
I wouldn't do either one. I don't fuck animals and I don't fuck kids.
>>689145466
>That Girl
>Looks 18
Sounds legit.
>>689145872
So the cat then.
Okay, catfucker.
>>689142729
Cat would give more years in my country.
>>689146090
Really? Where?
Give girl cat in exchange for sex
Now its just statuary rape not as bad
>>689142337
I prefer to fuck a beautiful twelve years old instead of being a zoophilic.
Fucking faggots where is the old /b/
>>689146279
Finland
>>689145945
Sorry. You have no choice.
One or the other. No is not an option.
>>689142337
Cat. Providing i have to actually choose. You fuck people up in the head sometimes for life why would risk doing that to someone
>>689146490
fuck. so much better then.
>>689142337
>that picture
is this a YLYL thread? because I fucking lost
would rape cat girl, is that a viable option?
Choke cat then find next cat
I care about cats.
I don't give a shit about humans.
If the cat died, it would emotionally bother me.
If the kid died, I'd get a raging hard on at the thought of a useless waste of a carbon foot print being snuffed out before it can act like a rabid sloot.
>>689142506
Are you implying I'd let the 12 year old go?
>>689143206
Haven't you ever watched Party Van Saw 5?
>>689144984
3edgy5me
>>689147911
>>689147940
Let me answer my door real quick
>>689142337
dress up OP in a cat costume
a gift for the annon here ^^
>>689142337
Wouldn't go to jail for cat raping. And it's tighter.
>>689148429
get a kik group runnin
>>689142337
a cat is fine too
>>689142337
Nice try FBI
>>689148429
Proceed.
We'll judge if it's really worse.
?moor rehto yna ro aloV
>>689147911
Werbung in eigener Sache? ;))
Aber süß