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Come up, peasants, and ask the mighty, all knowing Deer anything your heart desires. Every answer is correct and just.
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Is op a faggot?
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>>689113805
the deer has spoken
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>>689112836
should i kill myself oh mighty deer?
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should i ask this bitchass deer a question?
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>>689112836
Do People like me? I need this right now
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will i finally die in my sleep tonight and end my suffering
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>>689114240
i need my answer
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>>689112836
am i cute?
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>>689112836
a shit
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>>689115018
fuck you deer, a shit
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>>689115110
A SHIIIIT
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Do I cry tonight?
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>>689114877
if i chill out i'm cute? the fuck deer? i need a straight answer
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Is the deer gay
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Is this bitch worth it?
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>>689115513
am i cute? yes or no you fucking faggot
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Is killing myself the best option?
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Will I get anywhere with my new job?
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Faggot ass deer. Are you a trap deer?
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Are we gonna end up together and be happy?
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Should I tell her?
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>>689115992
Sorry, Anon.
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>>689112836
Will we ever be together and happy again?
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Does she feel the same way?
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should i cheat?
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Is the deer going to kill us all?
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Will I ever be long term happy
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am i gonna meet someone
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Is the deer a college Drop out?
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Will God grant me the power to devour the souls of all mortals?
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Is the deer going to kill us all?
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>>689116535
awesome. am i gonna have this impromptu down by the end of summer?
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Is the deer a zombie?
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>>689116620
fantaisie impromptu, opus 66. am i gonna have it down?
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>>689112836
is it summer yet?
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>>689116689
i suppose you're right
is she ever gonna call me back?
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Will I ever regain the ability to have an erection?
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>>689112836
Do they float?
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Should I ask Violette to marry me?
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will i find love on mexico?
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>>689112836
Is the plural of deer, deers?
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>>689112836
Will be Trump be elected?
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>>689116773
of course it is
thanks deer, last question
did she ever actually love me?
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>>689116818
we will fuck?
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>>689112836
Can I get with Amy
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Is Morgan freeman an immortal God?
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>>689116889
give me a straight answer, please, it matters to me
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>>689116898
wife?
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Will I consistently get 35 hours at work?
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>>689116966
it's too fucking late to work for it deer she's gone already
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>>689112836
Will Hillary Clinton win the race
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Should i an hero
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Should I buy the pc m8?
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>>689116938
yes
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Will i die alone with regret from a life that achieved nothing?
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>>689112836
Will her and I be together ?
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Should i build it
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>>689112836
Will I successfully be able to gain access to my friends Facebook account this week?
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>>689117245
grats dude
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Will I get laid in the next 4 weeks?
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is she gonna tear me apart? is she dangerous?
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>>689116888
>>689117039
... Starting to get concerned. Trump will win, but it doesn't matter who wins? This deer is like, predicting the end times or something... Are you, oh mighty deer?
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>>689116729
The deer has spoken, and I couldn't say it better myself.
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>>689112836
Serious deer, is this you?
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>>689112836
should I an-hero?
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Is my bed confortable?
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>>689112836
Is she still interested in me?
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Almighty Deer, trump will be the next president of the United States of America. This is not a question, this is a proclamation
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>>689117671
Shit
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>>689112836
is my dick big enough?
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>>689112836
Am I blackm
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Dear deer, will my life be filled with fun
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>>689117832
rip
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Will anybody ever love me?
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>>689112836
does she loves me?
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>>689112836
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>>689112836
Am I going to be wealthy?
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Rollin
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>>689112836
Should I kill myself before going back from my year abroad?
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>>689112836
Should I cum?
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do i have a good bod comin up
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>>689112836
Will I survive Army basic training?
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>>689112836
Is my dick big enough for her?
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so ill still get what i want with out it
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>>689112836
Is she going to be my gf soon?
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will i find true love
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just tell me if im gon be hacked in 6 months
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will i?
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Will my stocks do good on monday?
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Is she into me?
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just tell me if im gon be jacked in 6 months
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Will this girl I'm talking to marry me
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will sam and i fuck soon?
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Does eli like me
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will working out be the work i need to put in
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just tell me already will i find true love that won't leave or cheat or kill me
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i beg of you tell me
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Is there going to be a new sonic game this year?
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What are my chances?
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will i find true love deer
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will i ever get a bigger peener
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>>689112836
Should I pleasure myself anally?
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reroll
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Does jovanni like me
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>>689119235
Well shit.

There goes the last bit of my Saturday night
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>>689112836
Will trump win?
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>>689112836
Are humans a lost species
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>>689119396
Guess I am going to become a super villain now.
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>>689112836
Should I ask her out?
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Will i marry my gf?
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will I be able to move next month
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Is team iron man the best?
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Will Allison ever talk to me again?
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>>689119311
Should i ask her out
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Will I be able to forget her?
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>>689112836
Is the deer' answer wrong?
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>>689119311
Go fuck yourself.
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Stupid deer, will Allison ever talk to me again?
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>>689119778
But what?
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>>689119802
paradox created you can all go home
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>>689119869
It does matter D:
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>>689120068
Oh come on
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Will Jon Get Laid?
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>>689112836
will one of us die tonight
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>>689120151
._.
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>>689112836
am i adopted
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Does she like me back?
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Will Patrick get laid?
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>>689120426
Answer me, Deer Lord.
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Deer why am i one of the guys in a fucking love triangle
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Reroll
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Rereroll
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>>689120142
But you told me yes
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Will i fuck this girl before boot or should i just date the bitch?
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If I ask her out will she say yes?
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may i fap?
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>>689120672
Yes you did!
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>>689112836
Is my dick big enough?
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Should I masturbate now?
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Is school the way to go for me?
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>>689112836
Will I have sex this year?
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Does Jon Eat the pussy like a champ
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>>689120733
Them... is that a yes?
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>>689112836
Will I get a girlfriend soon?
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>>689120810
k
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Will I graduate med school?
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Will Patrick get jumped on tuesday? 6/14/16
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>>689120580
reroll
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>>689120779
the hell is wrong with you
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>>689120793
And the answer is...
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>>689120925
damn bro im a patrick
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Am I going to get laid by the girl of my choice in the next few days?
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Will I lose my virginity by the end of the semester?
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>>689120779
nah, tell me deer.
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am i gonna die soon
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Is any of this really worth it?
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>>689120907
fuck yeah. Thanks deer
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>>689120779
Size doesn't matter confirmed
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Should I finally just commit?
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>>689121003
Fuck off, you're dirty dan.
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>>689120930
Another fucking reroll
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>>689121004
Fuck
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>>689121010
k
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>>689120941
There's way too much to list senpai.
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>>689121110
I KEEP GETTING FUCKING ZEROS
REROLL
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>>689120878
Just tell me if i must fap
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>>689121133
same boat /b/roski
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>>689120986
Work means with porn?
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Will OP's mom blow me tonight?
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>>689121044
I think you know the answers to that one
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Will i get summer school
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ALL KNOWING DEER
does my life hold any sort of meaning
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Does she like me c;
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>>689121162
stop worrying about all the things wrong with you
tf is the matter with you
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Will I make it with Kierstin?
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>>689112836
Should I fap?
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>>689121222
Fap or not, Deer?
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Will I fight off my attackers on Tuesday
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>>689121202
FUck you i going to do it
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>>689121370
Rollin
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ALL KNOWING DEER
im serious does my life matter
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>>689112836
Should I commit suicide?
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Does Jon's Mom Have A Dildo?
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Does she love me?
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>>689121550
Reroll
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oh come on
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>>689112836
will the thing I'm dreading happen?
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>>689121377
If you answer... May I jerk off?
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>>689121504
Do I have good things coming my way finally?
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>>689120764
No I don't !
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Do I have any chance with any woman other than my mom?
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>>689121599
Yes it does matter you nigger deer. She's my gf I must know
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will you please answer me
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Does Patrick have a small pen15
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>>689121698
But what, faggot?
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Is it right to wear things made out of bamboo while shoving bars of soap up the ass and imagining being fucked by a telephone pole?
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is she worth waiting for?
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>>689121632
thanks, deer
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>>689112836
Does she love me?
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well???
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>>689121681
NOOO!!!!
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Do black lives really matter?
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>>689121820
Do they?!
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Does Jon have a small pen15
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>>689121638
But what?
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>>689121803
AAAHHHHH!!!!!
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please ALL KNOWING DEER
do i matter
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>>689112836
will i date her
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will trump win?
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>>689121865
Nooooooo
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>>689121921
will we get married
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>>689121892
RIP
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>>689112836
Will I get my own pick of heaven when I die?
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>>689121921
>>689121991
will she have her own place so i dont have to live with mummy and daddy forever
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>>689122130
reroll
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should i ask her oh mighty deer
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>>689112836
Do I matter?
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Is my brother fucking my girl
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I just touched beards with another dude. Am I gay?
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>>689112836
Maritza?
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>>689112836
Should I text Debora?
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am i 10/10
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>>689112836
Should I jack off?
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>>689122310
Maritza? Plx.
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>>689122440
So yes?
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>>689122521
Awesome.
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Will JoJo's Part 4 keep it's original OP song for the rest of the season?
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>>689121316
I'm worried cause I'm insecure about it due to a heavy porn addiction since I was ten and I'm still a virgin. I'm worried I won't be big enough and she'll tell other girls and they'll laugh at me.
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>>689122367
Chilling bro, so should I text her?
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>>689112836
Should I text her?
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>>689122927
All right super chill so should i?
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so anyway, will she say yes to what ill ask her on monday
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>>689112836
Should I Fuck Daphne?
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will she ever love me as I love her?
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>>689112836
Is that girl I just texted the one?
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but what will something bad happen
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>>689122609
better question: will Araki fuck off with the Stands and go back to Hamon?

Or at least make Hamon relevant again?
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>>689112836
Will I ever marry Raquel ?
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so everything will be fine
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>>689123490
Re rollanz
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>>689112836
did she ever care about me?
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>>689112836
Should I go to bed now?
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is op really a cock loving mega faggot
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>>689123651
Sleep tight, anon
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>>689112836
landing dream job
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>>689123586
Actually pretty decent advice
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Will I get a girlfriend this year and keep her?
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>>689123816
makes sense tho,

this year?
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will there be a terrorist global atack on september 9th 2016
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will those faggots at the newspaper realize I'm the only competent writer in this tiny town and give me the damn job?
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are you sure
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>>689124000
alright, so

triple reroll?
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>>689123992
are you sure
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>>689123278
Will I get an STD?
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Will I be over her soon?
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