Move to a different country.

Kill yourself.
How the fuck do you niggers get into debt in the first place?

>>689077989
Better steal so keys bitch.

>>689077989

Pay them back so they don't fuck me up..

3000? You fucking poorfag

Pay them 3000 dollars

>>689077989
Why don't you fuck them up first? Then proceed to act as if they owe you 3 g's. Never know it could work.

>>689078542
Do you have 3000 just lying around your house richfag?

>>689078542
This

>>689077989
I'd pay them because I have the ability too. I'd also never be in that situation because I make enough to not do shady/illegal shit and end up owing some one 3000 dollars.

>>689079097
About 45000.

>>689079097
Do you not have any money in your account, retard?

>>689077989
Why you owe 3gs?

>>689079359
Well OP needs 3000 of it.

>>689079359
60k here :^)

>>689079393
Yes i have some in account, idiot.

>>689079606
OP needs to work.

Bend over

>>689079799
OP can't because OP has no legs.

>>689079706
I'm the idiot now? You're the fucktard who got 3k in the hole with the wrong people, watch your tone dipshit.

>>689079999
Mother of God

>>689079359
Poorfag.

>>689079999
Checked

>>689080118
actually not, OP here, I don't have shit. doesn't matter why I owe that money, I need to pay it this week. Just give me fucking stupid ideas I don't care, I'll deliver if some idea is worth my last days.

>>689077989
You know if you really want to make money... Maybe you can show us your body... Need to know what we are paying for

>>689080118
Or the right people? OP isn't sure yet.

>>689080338
I'm 21 and have all I fucking want. I don't care being poor

>>689080118
>Watch your tone

Do you even know where u are? This isn't Fucking Reddit or a school. Fucking gtfo if ur that easily offended u disgusting cocksucker

>>689080151
Nope. Just good ol' leg less OP.

U dead op lel fucking junkie scum.

>>689080464
How did you lose your legs OP?

>>689080527
>lying on the internet

You're most likely a NEET piece of shit!

>>689077989
Go to a payday loan place they have em everywhere. You can get 3000 in less then a few hours and the deadline to owe them is a lot longer and they want hurt you physically. I did this and never paid the payday loan place (you don't even need to have a job, I just said I was looking for one) they never came after me, not even a letter.

>>689077989
Reevaluate your fucking life choices you nigger.

>>689077989
My friend was in over 5k debt for drugs and just got a deal with them selling shit for a month, earned them 7k back so they gave him freebies

>>689080745
Like ur one to talk you faggot ass cocksucker

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>>689080790
Sure, I can't give you any evidence. I don't care too :^)

>>689080479
I am a man. I look as if tommy lee jones had a baby with Michael Cera. So noone would ever pay to fuck me or see me naked.
>>689080782
I still have both my legs

>>689080901
HONKY

>>689080790
*neat

>>689081045
Plot twist... OP has legs

>>689080534
Got so mad at a statement dude forgot how to spell, look I don't give a shit either way I just want to know why he's in the hole, mongoloid.

>>689080514
They're gonna fuck him up, that's not what I'd say if it was a financial institution

>>689080803
Do this dumb nigger

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>>689080980
Hahahahaha, I am not the one in 3k debt, junkie!

>>689081051
Tonky

>>689080803
They will come in a few years asking for over 110% interest. Plus they won't be kind

>>689081056
How Fucking new are you? Jesus, such a fucking newfaggot

>>689081045
Oh I would, but I would make you wish you were dead. I would make you sound your cock, fuck a dog and crossdress. It isn't about the sex but the humiliation.

>>689081167
You got offended because I called you idiot when you called me retard first, then told me to watch my tone. Now read your last statement, now I have to ask what's it like to have asburgers?

>>689077989
You got 30dollars, empty soda bottles and a plain t-shirt? You got petrol bombs! Go burn thier fucking house down at 4am. Give them something bigger to worry about.

>>689081411
Your edges are showing

>>689081167
What would you say if it was a financial institution?

>>689081183
Yeah cuz u live for free in ur mom's basement you fatfuck!

>>689081291
It's okay, bitches won't find me and I don't use credit cards, traced gas water bills, like where's Waldo.

>>689081292
Why because he corrected the spelling error? I didn't know people weren't allowed to correct their own errors on DA 4CHAN

>>689081636
I am a swiss army knife mutha fucker, I am all edge all the time.

>>689077989
Rob a Bank OP.

Worst case scenario, you get locked up. Safe from anyone who much harm you.

Best case scenario, you make it out with over budget and have a nice cushion of cash after you pay your debts.

Make sure you wear a mask tho

>>689081634
This (record it)

>>689081411
Like a sound flute? How would you get the dick in tune?

>>689081733
That they're not sending people to your house with bats and youd be better off googling help than asking 4chan

>>689081868
Who the fuck will give you money without a trace on a social security number

>>689077989
>What would you do if you owed 3000 dollars to some people?

Move. I have $3,000, but I'd move. $3,000 is just right to start a new life with, and besides, they must be dumb as hell to have advanced that money to someone like me.

Have a friend of mine who owed around 7500 euro to some guys that are well known around the world, not the guys by individuals but the mark.

It eventually worked out to that point that they gave him a monthly fee, cause in the long run, they are buisnessmen.. Well, they like to think themselves as that.

>>689082049
No sound, a metal rod is inserted into your cock and fucks your urethra.

>>689077989
I hear you can fetch a pretty penny for one of your kidneys on the black market.

>>689082058
Well I would hope a financial institution wouldn't be sending people to my house with bats that would be absurd, unless they were the bats that fly which still wouldn't make any sense at all to me. Yes I agree.

>>689077989
A better question is what the hell did that snake eat?

>>689082058
That's a strange thing to say to a financial institution.

>>689077989
I wouldn't have fucking gone in debt for 3k in the first at place

>>689082345
I liked it better as a flute.

>>689082208
I did use my social security card. But I don't have any bank accounts, credit cards, other loans, gas water nothing, no properties, no cars. Use cash only. It's been about 3 or so years since the loan. Adress I gave them on my dvm id is abandoned after rents died. So how would the find me?

>>689077989
go to bank bc i am not poorfag

Rob an armored car.

I do it in GTA V and only die like 20% of the time so you'll be fine.

>>689082846
Let's say it wasn't at the first at place, let's say it was in Denver. Then what?

>>689077989
I would pay them back.

>>689077989
I'd quit doing coke and being a fucking faggot.

>>689080803
>its easy
Nigger where? I used a payday in a pinch once and they needed more paperwork then when I enlisted.

>>689083222
What if there isn't any money in it?

>>689077989
suck 3000 dicks for $1 each

>>689083371
With what? OP doesn't have 3000 or legs.

>>689083390
Kid is lying, duh.

>>689083374
Never give loan to a gay. Am I correct?

>>689079359
Just over 100K if I liquidate all my stock and other financial products.

Suck that shit poor fags.

>>689083510
Now that's a cheap hooker

>>689081045
>I look as if tommy lee jones had a baby with Michael Cera

Post face

>>689077989
Pay it faggot

>>689083758
This. For science

>>689083687
so I guess you wouldn't mind lending me 3k would you? or are you a delusional poorfag?

>>689080464
get a credit card with a limit above 3000. pay them the 3000. great now you have more time to get the money to pay for the credit until its booked and you wont get killed if you dont have it.

>>689083687
In cash at your house, not your portfolio you pole licker.

>>689077989
Not owe anyone 3000 dollars is what i would do

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>>689083834
my credit card limit is below 300 dollars

>>689083761
With what? Dipshit

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Get a gun OP. You can get a shotgun for less than 100 bucks. Or a small time rifle. Be ready and when they come for you, don't make it easy.

>>689077989
nice marmot

>>689083829
I ain't givin you shit faggot. I had to work for my money.

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>>689077989
Sell my ass tonight.

>>689083872
Whats the difference?

>>689084071
then get another one or raise the limit. bullshit some reason, like using it for plane tickets as a group for wich 300 isnt enough. I got a limit of 2000 without doing shit. they basically throw them at you.

>>689084071
Cripes my overdraft isn't even that low. Is your bank located in a building?

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>scoff at the commoners in this fucking thread.

>>689084426
OP don't want shit, just 3k n some legs man. OP needs his legs.

>>689084266
I'm not in murica. guns are not that easy to get >>689084426
That's what I thought. cheap faggot

>>689083390
At this place called ace in Wash, DC. I had to give them shit like social, dmv I'd, passport, really old school ID, showed them a pic of my recent bank acc balance, told her I was looking for a job and showed evidence, said I was just waiting for check from parents, gave them their most recent abandoned house bill, shit like that. Nothing's happened so far.

>>689084426
You work hard for the money?

>>689077989
Make other people fuck them up first. Drop the hint at the "right" places that have a few grands on them all the time or some shit.

>>689084515
How much is ass worth though is the 3000 dollar question

>>689078690
lost

>>689084557
I am a student, I have a student credit card.

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>>689079999
Checkd

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>>689084818
I didn't say to just one customer. Gotta split it up, it's going to be a long night.

>//I should be taking this advice myself, but everyone where I live has AIDS.

>>689084517
The original question was how much cash do you have lying around your house, so the difference don't matter. But the fact that you can't or wouldn't take it out for an everyday purchase would be the difference I guess

>>689084855
Where at? I may be of some assistance

>>689083687
I have about $11M in non-liquid assets.
Who are you trying to impress?

>>689084867
Poor fucker. Study hard pupper.

>>689077989
Who exactly do you owe money to? Loan sharks? Bookies? Niggers on the street? The important thing here is to figure out whether they'll actually leave you alone if you do pay up. Chances are they won't (if they did get a loan even if you have to ask family for collateral) which means either you look for protection, if you do not know how get a seethy lawyer and don't trust him, he'll know where to go, or get a gun and take your chances. It's all in the details, first question is does the problem go away if you pay?