what were you inside for?
also, how does it feel being a degenerate cunt with no self control? I hope you've fucked your life up for good you pathetic mong.

Why were you in prison and how long

does you mom have nice tits?

>>689054570
Looks comfy as fuck tbh

>>689054746
Not cool bro

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>>689054746
Im not like that. I just can't handle my drink

>>689054786
Did 16 month here's me guess what I was in for

Look man sort out yourself and make your life better from now you dont want it to be this way trust me

>drinking pop
God damn just kill yourself.

>>689055157
Its alright actually

>>689055236
burglary

>>689055236
>Im not like that. I just can't handle my drink
then you don't have any self control do you. thick.
what's wrong with getting a job and acting like a responsible young person? Hell it doesn't even have to be a good job, just earn SOME money, be productive. you don't deserve help if it's self inflicted.

>>689055229
oh fuck off, if you've comitted a criminal act then you're scum.

>>689055387
I thought it would be crimes against fashion

>>689055236
Owning a steak knife?

>>689055562
Ive made a commitment to never drink again

>>689055236
Crimes against fashion and all around bad taste.
Nigger get yourself some proper clothes, some skin care shit, whey, read some fucking books, stop hanging out with your shitty elementary school friends and pursue something that interests you. Get your shit together or you're gonna die like a cunt.

>>689055799
that won't happen. give it 3 months and you'll be back on the sauce.
I've seen it time and time again, you'll go clean for a few weeks and then slowly cave.
It's a cycle.
You'll be back getting bummed in prison before you know it, you cretin.

>>689055236

You look like a faggot. I guess you did nothing noteworthy. Probably drugs or theft related

>>689054570
Is it free? I'd live there for free. Damn straight.

>>689055236
Probably drugs. Maybe asault or driving under the influence and crashing.

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Nope it was this<

If ya can't see it its threats to kill and affray

>>689054570
why can't you be a regular decent human being instead of a fucking degenerate

>>689055983
And no I've changed to safe enough drugs now

>>689055236
i remember the days when posting your face on here was a bad idea

>>689056870
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A TURBO MONG IN OUR MIDST

>>689054570
>>689055236

don't listen to these judgemental 14 year old faggots op.

I know what it's like to do stupid shit when you're drunk. I'm beyond lucky I never got popped for DUI or the other seriously stupid shit I did


Best to stay away from drink if you can't handle it.


I bet you got done for assault, barfight?


My advice to you is to stay away from friends who are about that lifestyle. the temptation is too much if youre around it, ohhh i'll just have 1 pint turns into 11 pints turns into back in the pokey

>>689056870
>And no I've changed to safe enough drugs now

Such as?

>>689055236

You don't look like you've done anything too serious, but alcohol can make people do stupid things.

You look like you have a history with drugs, and I'm guessing some sort of assault/criminal damage offence because you were drunk is why you was put inside.

>>689055236
just typical chavy scum, worse then any immigrant get the fuck out the country

>>689057163
Alcohol is the worst drug m8

>>689057234
Legal highs, green, md

>>689056650
Who did you threaten to kill? Your barber?

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>>689055236
You just look like an edgy kid who commits crime just so others can see you do it

>Fucking up your life by being a retard

Hang yourself

>>689057677
My life's not fucked up itll be alright

>>689055236
Honestly. You look like a piece of shit. What kind of adult wears a fucking sweater like that?

>>689057630
legal highs are the worst man!!

>>689055236

Definitely in for buggery.

Or at least got buggered in prison.

>>689058118
Don't listen to the media if you can handle them. They're ok

>>689056650

You still sound like a child, sort of showing off because you think what you've done is hard, when in actual fact, you're a cunt. You get drunk and kick off, thinking you're undefeatable, making "death threats".

Only a faggot makes threats, the weakest of the weak are the ones who can only kick off after a couple beers. I was where you are long ago, after 3 stretches inside, every time I came out, saying I'd stop the drink, the drugs, relapse and went back in again. I've not touched any form of illegal drug, or alcohol, in 12 years. I haven't touched the legal highs that came about.

I got a job, granted it was just factory work, but I pay my taxes, I contribute to society. I started the gym, started boxing, found my wonderful wife and started a family. I'm now a shift manager at the same place I started my first job, and it's a better high than any drink or drug. Sort your life out son, before its too late. One day you'll threaten the wrong person, and you will regret it.

>>689057630
stay the fuck away from legal highs.

that shit rots your brain

I know people who do fucking black tar heroin and they won't even touch legal highs because its too fucked


stick to marijuana or sobriety

>>689054570
You have been a naught boy anon

>>689057939
Gotta agree with Dude on this one

>>689054570
Why aren't you at your parents place?

>>689058414
>this

OP, you're bragging about it like a faggot. get a life

>>689058596
I'm guessing he sold them to an African for a gram of spice the fucking baghead

>>689054570
Banged up for rampant faggory?

>>689058458
Been smoking it for a while man I'm just fine I've seen others lose the plot but I'm alright

>>689058304
bollocks< at least with coke and wot not its been around for long enough you know what youre getting into

>>689058663
Not actually proud just bored in my room thought I'd make a thread about it

Rent boy?

>>689057630
>legal highs
>safe

>>689058304

Spice is worse than heroin you dirty skinny smackhead fucker no wonder you look like an anorexic alien that's rolled in cow shit

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>>689058970
sure

>>689056650
What a dumb cunt. Ooh, you threatened someone, how edgy and cool. Anyone can threaten someone, you just look like a little bitch especially since you got busted for it.

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>>689056650
Gangsta you hard as fuck

>>689059543
Are you dumb I tied someone up and pulled out a knife out on th

>>689059937
And from this statement, you have just shown how you will always be a faggot. I hope you die in that shit hole, I ever see you about I'll take your head clean off

>>689059937
come from England, can't even english

>>689055236

Mopery

>>689060345
Got the best English in my circle tbh

Been sectioned before?

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>>689059937
100% confirmed you're a faggot that wants to show off and crave attention.

Clearly you weren't given the proper attention as a child. have fun hating yourself for the rest of your worthless life

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Catch a real case faggot

what are your plans now that you've been released?

>>689061134
>attempted homocide

Being so worthless that you failed

>>689061134
Met a few actual murderers most of them are quiet man

>>689061313
Wouldn't be posting if I succeeded

>>689061279
Move on with my life. Have fun and be happy

>>689055236
Kinda look like edward norton in Fight Club.

I'd say you fought when you were drunk or you were selling some cocaine.

>>689061580
Good luck to you mate.

What are you going to do to move on?

>>689061400
Don't you see now? People who make threats do fuck all, the dangerous people stay quiet, because they don't need to threaten, they'll just kill your ass.

>>689061400
My cellmate for 4 years was hitman. Good dude, just liked killing people for money. He really enjoyed the torture

>>689061933
I'm gonna take spice as it helps me think up creative lyrics for my rap album I'll be releasing soon