there is nothing more i loved doing than going to your place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure you expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat was palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunged you into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate. i then fucked you poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieved my climax, and made my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.

>>688956841
roll

Don't you want my small dick coming inside that ass again?

>>688956841
Roll

>>688956465
Girl if u dont tell anyone, then no one will know this shit.Lets sauce a little bit.

>>688956841

rolling for this, but with pathos instead of bathos.

>>688956465
heard your sister's going out with squeak.

>>688957344
We have Bingo

>>688957344
winrar

>>688957344
bathos is the anticlimax, a sudden change in tone, so it makes sense.

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>>688957542
Op delivar

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Time to wait and see

>>688958066

kek

Bumping for interest

please talk to me. Ill lick your bunghole

>>688959358
roll

>>688959475
WASTED

I am a devote fan of Japanese Adult Videos. I have stumbled upon this genre in the past three months and now have a folder filled with JAV releases that occupies 2.3gb and counting. These porns cover a wide range of females (stepmoms, sisters, nurses, schoolgirs, etc) and narratives that allow me to effectively learn the social intricacies of interacting and making love to a woman. One of the most important things I have learned is that you MUST give a woman fellatio in order to please her. Foreplay is extremely important when you are having sex. Passion is one of the most arousing things for a girl. When I find my ideal girl (a rich landlord that performs yoga wearing one-piece tights in the apartment gym), I will do everything in my ability to please her so she will fall in TRUE love with me. Here is what I plan to do: First, I will kiss her and consciously breathe heavily while our noses are grazing each other's. This will help to daze her. After a good 5 minutes of straight tongue kissing, the passion will exponentially grow I'll slowly undress her and throw her down on the bed. Sometimes, women enjoy receiving aggression. This is where fellatio begins. I begin licking her pussy with my tongue vigorously. I'll take a pointer from my buddy Ip Man here: Horizontal. Vertical. Tongue pathing is very important. Also, try to rub her clit simultaneously. Once she cums, be sure to lick much of the fluid up and continue licking her pussy. Once she reinvigorates, go back to kissing her, while fluid swapping your solution of saliva and pussyjuice multiple times. The taboo will turn her on further. If you are lucky, she will reciprocate the same process. After that, penetration is smooth sailing from there and she will come back lusting. Her pussy lips will clench and tighten around my dick because I'm pleasuring her so well that she's craving my carnage.

Oh come on, just one more time? I mean, I just want to remember what that body looks like, one more time.

>>688957379
underrated

>>688959723
Roll for this

Hitler was right, you know. I'd fuck him, given the chance. I bet he shaves his pubes similarly to his facial hair.

>>688959723
You seem to dont know what fellatio is. Retard.

I want to be in the woods, furiously masturbating. Above me, a military drone is fixed on my position. The operator is over 500 miles away, also furiously masturbating. He releases a laser guided Hellfire missile. As we both simultaneously reach climax together, I am disentegrated. Fuck yea!

>>688959723
roll

Lets have the kind of sex that sacrificial virgins fantasize about ;)

>>688959903
Rollo

>>688960599
winrar!

>>688960333
Trips winrar

post her photo OP

AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS YOU WHORE! I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR WHORE FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH WHORE!

>>688961623
Reroll

>>688961623

>>688961623
reroll

Send me a pic of u sucking his dick please

"show me what you're really made of and suck his fat dick while I sob in the corner. it's a fantasy of mine please"

>>688961989
>>688961928
hivemind

>>688960959
Bitches make me laugh being on a high horse thinking they're hot shit

>>688961989
This please

We need to completely eliminate the Jewish threat from our world, followed by the niggers. Kikes and niggers are worse than murderers and rapists.

tell her
"spaghetti and meatsauce xd"

>>688962399
lets go OP

>>688962521

Maybe OP a jewish nigger

>>688960959
she still wants it, give her it OP

>>688962820
OP should be annihilated in that case.

>>688958066
Kek

OP's a fag

It's been 20 minutes, OP.

Wanna see my memes?

>>688963425
Roll

Hi, i am james

Can I cuck?