What on earth is that thing in the fucking toilet?

>>688951837
which one?

The one in my fucking room. What is it?

>>688951620
4chan Dorms!! Can I be an ra

Faggots you are all faggots

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>>688952084
This?

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>>688951620
Lets fap on femanons.

If i find a nigger on the property im calling the police!

No niggers!

There's fucking cum in the coffee jar again! Fuck sake!

Where's bitches my sandwich?

>>688952464
Did you do it? please get it out. you may have to shoot it a few times, i think I saw it move.

Okay guys if I order a pizza are any of you going to have any?

>>688951620
Wghens dinnwr

>>688952620
I may have one slice. put mushrooms on it please.

>>688952692
Im going to need more if a comitment than may anon

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>>688951620
We got some niggas in the basement

>>688952653
Well >>688952620 is getting pizza

>>688952620
only if there is sausage on it, or through it

>>688952620
no cheese for me please.

It's finally summer! Time to party!!! Lol kekerino. I'm too kewl 5 u.

tost

>>688952767
Cheese pizza?

>>688952752
I'm just not that hungry

(family guy reference?)

>>688952814
kek

Fuck it I'll order two pizzas

>>688952475
Hey I'm daquan, and I'm your new roommate

>>688952869
(Yes)

There seems do be a van parked across the street.

>>688952845
Well it's a pizza so it will have cheese on it, so far we've agreed on mushrooms

I like to dig around your panty drawers and jizz in them

>>688951620
It would be like lord of the flies. Holy fuck.

>>688952758
Shit, are we gonna have to call the POLice again?

>>688952955
I want free range sand on mine

Important question tho
Should we get
-dominos
-pizza hut
-papa john's

Dubs decides

>>688953074
That's retarded. Well get you a small one so you can have it to yourself.

>>688953055
Yeah call the fucking swat team to exterminate these niggers

>>688951620

WHO BE PUTTIN DAY COA'S ON DA FLO?!?!?!?!

>>688952969
So that's why my cum rags were crusty

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anyone who wants to smoke weed come to my room, all on me.

>>688953012
That was an awesome song.

I love Ellie Goulding.

>>688953144
You decide then ;)

Would us femanons be able to live there too? Who will make the sandwiches?

>>688953207
It's one of the reasons.

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my friends are coming over. buy some drinks and food

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>>688953222

>>688953222
Check'em ill decide then: Domino's

I SAID!!!!!

WHO BE PUTTIN DAY COA'S ON DA FLO!?!?!?!

>>688953321
fiine but you get the crappy topbunks

>>688953345
>>>/pol/ will be here shortly

>>688953321
>Would us femanons be able to live there too?
Anyone have ether?

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>>688953208
Hold the door brochacho and gimmie a blunt

>>688953144
Pizza Hut objectively a best.

>>688953321
Sure but you must be topless at all times, with timestamp glued to left breast above nipple.

>>688953366
Dominos it is

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>>688953461

>>688952619
I ain't touchin that shit
someone buy bleach for anons room

Who keeps fucking a bag of flour out on the balcony? Im not mad, im impressed if anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RakycOpICWs

1:05

>>688953582
What about a clock like flava flav?

I'm officially announcing gay sex Fridays.

Every Friday everybody has to cum in my mouth at least once.

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Just so you all know.... Rent was due 20 Days ago....

Somebody drank my For Lokos
And my FUCKING DIET COKE
WHO THE FUCK?!

>>688953882
I'm working on Friday, can you do Tuesday?

>>688953811
Errr, topless, timestamp, left nipple

>>688953321
Hey bby,
you
me
basement
now

>>688953882
>at least
It was your error on not setting a limit anon
Drown

>>688953945
Well fuck, how much do we owe?

I'm hanging myself in the closet
>also i clogged one of the toilets

>>688954031

For one, if you work, you definitely don't live here.

And two, I'll gladly give you a rain check. Just don't tell anyone. I don't want them to think I"m gay.

>>688954128
Nothing a good nut cant pay for

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>>688951620

>>688954128
Nothing i just gave the landlord a helping hand if you catch my drift

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my sister is coming. who has a extra bed for her? mine is already taken

Who made the spaghetti?

that sounds fun

>>688954220
>>688954205
Good job guys ;)

>>688954314
Dibs

>>688954337
mom

Everybody shut up for a second please, I'm on the phone...

Ah yes....Google Fiber....sorry about that. I'd like to open up three accounts please.

>>688954187
I sell cigarettes to school children, I enjoy there suffering, more a hobby than anything.

>>688954337
Yo man, who was at the house last night some girl came in my room in the dark and sucked me off around 2AM

>>688954447
Whatever pays the bills anon

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Will the Nigger stop eating the leftover KFC?

>>688954447

that's perfect...next time you sell....ask them if they need any booze...I'd like to get in on that action too.

>>688954513
that wasn't no girl big boy

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>>688954209
WHAT THE FUCK

>>688954447
>>688954599
Yeah, ask them if they want any "happy candy" too.

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WHY DOES THE SINK ALWAYS SMELL LIKE PISS?

>>688954599
>>688954691
Will do.

>>688954819
That's a sink...?

>>688954819
Thats the piss sink

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Make way for my pup. He dont bite. We'll be hotboxing my room. Weed or gtfo

FFS!!! my flashlight broke. can i borrow one guys?

WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BOTTLES OF CUM?

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If I call your name go to sleep
Goodbye James, Steve, Aaron, Shaniqua

>>688954982
I needed lotion man chill

>>688954922
Sure, wash it first though

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TADAIMA~

>>688953222
>>688953366
>>688953600
>>688953144
Wtf just happened here

>>688955071
Ahh, well it does work very well as lube too. If you can stand the smell that is

>>688955082
IEUW!!! i was looking for a flashlight. not man dildo.

>>688955295
The smell is the best part

>>688954627
Fuck

>>688955297
OHHH I though you said FLESHlite. Sorry anon!!!

>>688955397
Do you have any bottled up?

>>688953960
I needed some to clean anons toilet since nobody cares enough to go to the store

>>688955500
Only half a coke bottle

>>688955584
It's cleaned? Finally!

>>688953707
Yo man, flower is ultra realistic on LSD

>>688955670
Then use your own!

Be right back guys. I'm going to cut a glory hole into my bedroom door.

>>688954443
Oh yeah finally we'll get some got dam wifi around here

>>688955918
Cut two please ;)

>>688954542
Nah man, he does it in exchange for yardwork and intimidating the landlord
If not for him we'd probably be evicted

>>688955795
You have a talent, it needs to be harnessed to its full potential.

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i found this evil beast in my room. whos is it?

>>688956126
Well okay :p

>>688955691
speaking of that, who wants to go mugging with me and nigger?
we need more cash so we can hit up the store later

>>688956411
Can we lynch as well?

>>688956411
Alright fuck it, let me get my JFK mask and high powered rifle

>>688956605
Well if we paint nigger white so he doesn't get lynched himself.

Damn! How nice is this basement?

>>688956721
Down

>>688956605
As long as it's not nigs
Me and him go way back

>>688956736
there is no basement...

>>688951620
WHO THE FUCK FILLED MY POCKET PUSSY WITH ICYHOT?

>>688956736
Hey, can you check on the 12yo in the closet while you're down there
she should be legal age about now

>>688956937
>>688956736
Oh fuck sake, looks like anon buried himself again

>>688956937
I'll give you a tour when you're not stoned out of your mind anon

>>688956851
Dont worry I know that feel, I used to have a pet nig, but he broke his leg, and moma said he had to be put down.

>>688957030
Yeah, sorry. I may have raped and killed her... She will probably be usable for about 10 days... 20 if you hold your nose.

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uhh, I found this while I was taking a shower
Some girl came running out, what the fuck?

>>688957291
Shit! I was sure she was dead...

>>688957195
Damn, never was much into necro but nigs will probably be happy about that
Gives him a power boost

>>688952620
You know this house only eats cheese pizza

>>688957024
That was me anon...sorry.
I was trying to make it feel like my bitch's pussy.

It's ice cold when I stick my dick in her but then my penis burns for days on end the next morning

>>688957369
Can I have a day or two before nigs gives her corpse aids?

Where....the...fuck...is..my...FADORA

>>688957368
Well, catch her man!
We don't want her reporting us
and also that's fresh meat you're losing

>>688957589
Well fuck. looks like she's one of us now. we must raise her as our own.

So what pictures you guys want on the wall?

>>688957477
Not if anon doesn't catch her

>>688957755
ehhh some gore, some bananas, some shit you'd find on the deep web, the usual thing.

>>688957755
I vote for CP

i can't sleep. who knows some scary stories?

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>>688957589
I'll be right there!

>>688957731
Who's raising the newfag?

>>688958117
Not nigs, dont want her getting aids.

>>688957943
Who was phone?
that shit gave me nightmares for weeks

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God damn it who shit in the pantry?

>>688958269
Oh shit, someone put a lock on her door, I saw nigs runnin that way

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*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
HEY YOU'VE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR AN HOUR, MAN HURRY IT UP

>>688958420
Fucking hell! Where's my whip?..........If she let him fuck her, she's gonna get it!

>>688958629
You would be the cringy guy who everyone courtesy laughs at.

Power is out!

>>688958958
honestly I already am most of the time.

>>688959067
Well shit. Lets go set fire to trash cans.

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GO GO GO

I hear something outside....anyone have a longsword?

>>688959441
>>688959067

>>688959067
Aww nigs, not again
someone get the taser he's in heat
protect the newfag from him at all costs

>>688959507
I cant find it, but i did find a 10 inch rubber cock

>>688959441
Shit! Where the fuck is my external hard-drive?

Sup niggers

>>688959710
I think that's OPs, he said he lost it years ago

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"Hey anon, what's with the camera? Why are you in our room?"

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>go outside
>see this

>>688959905
Well its mine know

Where the fuck is the van? I need to go somewhere.

>>688960347
Sorry, i took it out for a test-drive, lemme just get somthing from the back of it first.

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>>688960580
huh, didn't you leave like this?