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Thread of friendship
>>688934312
Doesn't mean friendship isn't
gay animal thread
>>688934736
possible^
>>688934795
Hi dom. Hope you've been well.
>Not putting g/fur in the title so people can't easily find it.
Tactiacal move
sauce pls
>>688934665
hey devvy
final boss
>>688935132
kill yourself
>>688935166
Howdy.
>>688935364
>>688935364
>>688935364
>>688935420
How's life?
>>688934736
Only if you're posting Kobolds
>>688934665
Post your taint.
happy birthday
>>688935575
hey nef
>>688935814
sup?
>>688935305
fap fap fap <3
This thread needs moar throbing horse cock. Post moar hoers.
>>688935894
jus' being a fag, how about you?
>>688935481
Pretty meh, but I shouldn't complain. How about yourself?
>>688936137
Playing a bit of Prison Architect, otherwise not much. Had a picnic earlier. It's a nice day for it.
Gojjira
>>688935014
hello dewy, yes i have, and how are you
>>688936147
Life's good. Enjoying the summer weather. Starting at my first job in a few weeks.
glasses are cute on animal people
>>688936384
Nice. I went for a bike ride today to take advantage of the nice weather
>>688936474
I'll gojjira you.
>>688936751
i know I'm not in ur awesome clique but I lurk these threads a lot u guys always gives amazing advice and my only friends r jocks, pls tell me should I dye my hair blond if Im a really cute femboy or stay brunette? My eyes r unfortunately brown but skin is porcelain
>>688936799
We postin gay fluffy cowboys?
do people actually type like that still
>>688936799
You can't gojjira Gojjira
>>688936658
Wow, ive been out of the loop for a while. When did Jay 'the Sociopath' Naylor start doing gay work? I thought he said he'd never do teh ghey because reasons or something.
>>688936936
how are u doing
>>688936790
Fuck yeah nice weather.
Sooner or later I'm gonna need to get a new bicycle.
>>688936974
At least give an attempt at proper fucking spelling you blouse-wearing mong.
Also brunette, blondes are a bunch of limp-dicked faggots.
>>688937001
We posting whatever.
>>688937046
I'll gojjira you right in your gojjirahole.
>>688937215
He's done it for years now, although these days it's mostly just on his Patreon.
>>688937244
So strawberry or Crimson then? And forgive spelling I'm high and drunk
>>688937230
Good. Enjoying the summer weather. Starting at my first job in a few weeks. How are you doing?
>>688937425
>PLS NO
hi terrbear
>>688937873
i'm glad to hear you're being productive, i'm still sitting on my ass under my sheets all day.
>>688938300
boy, you need to get up out of there or you'll start getting bed sores
>>688938256
hey qt <3
>>688938587
Where are you going to be working
>>688938587
yeah, it gets me a bit dizzy but that's neet life
>>688936974
>>688937820
I know I should be in /fa for this but there infected by /pol now pls u guys u r legit the only real fags I can actually communicate with I'm begging and it's pathetic I know but have a heart
>>688938794
software development at an energy company
>>688938825
don't make me come down there and pull you out myself
>>688939018
Damn that sounds like a big boy job
I'm proud of you
Guess who's here to lurk
>>688939117
yuppers. it's entry level but it's legit.
what are your plans for the summer?
>>688939102
know what u guys think would look cutest color wise or if I should avoid dying all together
dewy never responded to me, why live
>>688939763
make dumb comments on facebook to attract the attention of old middle school friends who i havent seen in five years who i'm too chicken shit to send a friend request to
and i might go to the museum
>>688940341
I already said brunette
Just go with whatever, who cares?
>>688940347
I'll respond to you, bby
>>688940347
hi dom
Dom I can respond to you.
>>688940578
kisses you
>>688940618
hugs you
>>688940885
pets you
>>688940578
Much appreciated I'll stay brown just get some highlights, the cocaine made me not only read ur original comment multiple times but also interpret it incorrectly as an insult
>>688941377
Going back to yesterday before my internet died:
How do you plan to go about an ass ring?
How does that even work?
>>688940486
why do you want to attract their attention?
>>688941855
because
a) it's been over five years (i went to a different high school and had to make new friends etc)
b) they were nice people and i would like to be on their radar again
c) i'm lonely
>>688942093
people change a lot in high school though
how do you know they're still nice people
>>688941512
playin overwatch, drinking rum out of the bottle, average night
>>688941538
>>688941660
it wouldn't, it's totally impractical
>>688942389
sounds like a well-spent evening
>>688942289
people don't typically change THAT much. the people i'm talking to certainly haven't
it's good to reconnect with old acquaintances anyway.
>>688942389
But the A E T H E T I C S.
What brand of rum?
You should get it anyways and be a pioneer in lewd uses for piercings.
>>688942529
whyd you change your persona in such a way
>>688942775
i'd love it if it would work, but it simply wont.
captain morgan, i didn't buy it.
going to shops, back later
>>688942898
If you mean personality, that hasn't changed
If you mean name and avatar, I do this sometimes.
Used to be that I would change on pretty much a threadly basis, but that was when the animus were still here and the threads were more lively.
>>688943121
i know you haven't changed in personality
goodbye for now
>>688943121
Cute ass avatar
cute ass
>>688942898
That is why I said pioneer.
You can make it work if you really wanted to.
Probably not though.
Is it the black spiced one?
>>688943855
Post your gojjirahole.
>they're still posting
>>688944145
a friend who got one showed me his, I must the say it was so impressive huge turn on
I think I'm marching in the pride parade tomorrow
What should I wear?
>>688944996
Yooo
I haven't seen you in forever
Why are you here
A husky suit
>>688944482
But it's mine
>>688943855
you too
>>688944145
i've thought about it, having an open wound in that area just wouldn't work out. maybe ill be retarded and try it anyway.
no it's the... regular?
>>688945051
normal people clothes
>>688945051
Toronto? Me too:)
>>688945447
that was my initial and current plan
>>688945529
nope, Boston
>>688945149
I'm not exactly sure to be honest. Someone just linked me to 4chans /b/ over steam and I decided to lurk a little. I hardly come here now tbh. I just noticed I still had namesync and your locator so I decided to enable them and see what happens. Now I am here. Are you really going to the parade ?
>>688945051
Normal clothes. Anti-gay people think gays are weird enough. You don't want them to think we're dogfuckers or insane.
>>688945051
All rick Owens
>>688942529
any more?
>>688945641
Yeah, I am
>>688945688
Seems like a good idea
>>688945728
What is a rick owen
Does this still work?
>>688945874
Yes
>>688945820
In that case, wear your best husky fursuit and do your best buddy impression.
>>688945820
Oh just the best fashion designer on the planet no big deal, neo brutalist aesthetic
>>688946078
kek, I'm not autistic enough to have a fursuit
>>688946254
I am slightly offended.
>>688946365
I'm sorry to have triggered you, skitty
>>688945274
Not anymore, slllllllllllllllut.
>>688946461
I'm kidding, I don't even have one. If I wasn't embarrassed enough I would get one though.
What are the parades like? Do you ever have angry Christians protesting these? I am from an area where these are almost unheard of.
>>688945728
>rick owen
my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoDv27PFUcY
>>688946684
Nah, here in the northeast it's almost universally accepted. My state was actually the first one to legalize marriage.
I rode by one of the churches today and they had rainbow flags out all around it. Seemed a little strange, but it's probably all in good faith
>>688946557
I guess this is my life now
how do i find a dick to suck in my town
>>688947339
grindr
or craigslist if you don't mind getting murdered
>>688946774
This is genuinely hilarious, but I wish u didn't make me regret dropping over 3 grand on a pair on shoes and a jacket
>>688947339
ask people on the street
>>688947339
Go to a gay bar
how do i find someone to suck my dick in this thread
>>688947824
*raises hand*
>>688947882
oh
okay
How do I dick a suck to find
>>688947098
Yes, slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.
>>688947632
Sauce?
>>688948046
come over please
>>688948317
I like hugging mens, especially big'ns
>>688949725
Good image
Snarf come back <3
please do the opposite of the post above
eisen come back
i am here
>>688948496
brb boarding a helicopter to your house
>>688951684
impressive entrance
>>688951800
I'll take the rope ladder down to your front door
>>688951684
ITT: Gayest exchange on 4chan
>>688951941
how about to my bedroom window
>>688951941
Now you've ruined the surprise
You should show up outside his house on a rainy night holding up a boombox or something
>>688952096
that is a better idea
>>688952129
Maybe I should make an entrance less likely to wake his parents. Sneak out late at night, toss some pebbles at his window. He'll open his window, let down his long, luscious hair and I'll climb up to his room to commence the dick-sucking ceremony
let down my long, luscious shaft*
>>688952380
>>688952489
See, Eisen is an ideas man.
He combines entrance with foreplay for maximum efficiency.
my pulsating trouser hotdog
>>688952608
I am clearly not worthy of such a brilliant, creative, and efficient mind
my solid one-eyed wonder worm
>>688946999
Oh, that's nice. I was just curious because I only ever hear of these things on the TV and the internet. My area is perpetually stuck in the 1800s.
I'm going to watch Zootopia now, it was nice talking to you. Solong.
>>688950218
LOL
Idea people are the best people.
i keep giving bad people good ideas
i keep giving bad people good ideas
i keep giving bad people good ideas
i keep giving bad people good ideas
>>688953675
a-are you calling me a bad person
>>688948509
Stop hugging fatties. It just encourages them.
>>688953842
it's a song
you're the best person
>>688953876
:3
>>688954045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv3YvBf7SHM
>>688954236
that song just took me on a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns
>>688954891
ISNT IT AMAZING
>>688954960
it was rambling
i'ma go back to TMBG
>>688955099
o-okay
>>688954646
Kitty, the kitties aren't getting along.
>>688955384
you are forgiven
>>688955239
>>688955384
What a furry pedo.
>>688955443
:^)
>>688955444
Yes, and?
>>688955574
:')
>>688955403
did you smear tuna on their fur?
>>688955600
pls no cri
>>688955698
they're happy little tears
>>688955574
I didn't think this far ahead. Just pretend I'm giving you a lecture about how much of a degenerate you are.
what is all of this autistic nonsense
>>688955728
o-oh
>>688955812
I'm well aware of that already
>>688955887
You seem to be avoiding talking about your parents. What happened in your childhood that influenced you down this path?
>>688955842
i literally have autism, could you be a little more sensitive
>>688955988
<3
>>688956036
Nothing out of the ordinary as far as I can recall
>>688956233
<3<3
You must have suppressed it deep within your subconcious. It is not a surprise it has manifested in the form of cub fucking.
>>688956259
<<<<<<<33333333
>>688956397
No, I think I was just born like this
>>688955607
My niece is "babysitting" a kitten for the weekend, and my cat's not happy.
>>688956632
<3<<33<<<333<<<<3333<<<<<33333
>>688956785
you should smear tuna on their fur and wrap paper aroudn their paws. this will make things better i would know i am a cat
>>688956853
wow such complexity
>>688956632
shh, let the professional talk.
Also hello, Terrance. I haven't talked to you in a while.
wow the spooky anon knows you Terrance
what are you gonna do now
>>688957041
all 4 u
>>688956932
You're not a cat. You're a faggot.
>>688957656
how dare you call my that! t-take that back!
>>688957044
hi, who are you?
>>688957305
u r the best
>>688958241
no u
>>688957798
No. Suck my cock.
>>688958241
A secret admirer, obviously.
if he says his identity is a secret we all take a d-
well that was fast
>>688958362
o-okay
>>688958357
ok im the best ;P
>>688958372
wow, so mysterious and interesting
/s
>>688958553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk
>>688958553
Clockwork.
>>688958749
clockwork...clockwork... let me consult my dossiers...
>>688959227
Darwin's boyfriend.
hello GOGGLES
>>688959346
not ringing any bells here, I didn't think darwin had a boyfriend
Darwin had like twenty last I checked.
>>688959356
Hello
>>688959514
So hurtful.
>>688959514
goggles is a friendly spirit within the machine
shut up STAIRS nobody asked you
wasn't Kissy his boyfriend
stairs, how many boyfriends does darwin have
>>688959611
you have quite a treasure there in that horadric cube
>>688959622
Am I missing a reference.
>>688959719
Kissy had some other boyfriend but I don't know who it was.
>>688959746
I... what?
>>688959746
Also one. me.
Some number between zero and twenty.
>>688959927
no, i rarely reference things
>>688959927
i was referencing a quote from diablo 2
>>688959983
would you be interested in a mutual pentaway
>>688959746
I think the common answer for a question like that is how many dicks they can fit at once.
>>688960325
i'm not really sure on darwins preferred uh... role?
darwin hasn't talked to me since I turned 17 or something
>>688960407
I don't even know who that is.
Was just saying its a common assumption
rip
>>688960289
That's the first time I've heard of that and I don't think I would be.
>>688960289
Those first two replies made me laugh.
Darwin's preferred role is obviously top lane.
>>688960589
charles darwin, the crazed god-hating inventor of the batshit theory of evolution
everyone immediately stop being more than half a decade younger than me.
>>688960589
oh.
>>688960658
tickles your tail
you better get down to my age because i'm not becoming yours
>>688960811
How old are you?
Also I'm not an animal I don't have a tail.
if only i could get down to your height as well
>>688961145
24
vigorously paws at your tail
that
was
rude
I'm only exactly half a decade younger than you, though
>>688961217
WOW stop. that's molestation.
>>688961604
what makes it molestation?
>>688961789
I will say no more. You should also feel bad.
>>688961993
i do not. you have a very nice tail.
Some one go punch him.
punch me in the asshole with your entire fist
>>688961244
smooches ya
i'd love to be your height, i imagine getting picked up and viciously fucked is really fun
>>688962692
i-imagine that's fun too
Stop posting while horny.
i would not be posting if i was horny, i would be masturbating.
>>688962769
i can't do that, i'm 6'4" and 195
>>688963026
you should find someone who's 7' 5"
they could pick you up
>>688963107
no, that would be freakish, and i have a husband
>>688963177
invest in stilts
>>688963412
these suggestions are just awful
>>688963478
it's 4am dom I am not responsible for what I am typing
>>688963580
same honestly
>>688963630
i'm gonna try to sleep now before the sun rises and i start to feel bad about my terrible sleep schedule
nini
>>688963724
same
>>688963770
goodnight cutie
Not same.
always contrarian
greetings aslutor
Aslutor I am not.
At least not on Saturdays.
ᴬᶫˢᵒ ʰᶦ⋅
I am staying up because I can, how have you been dom?
make a new thread
kisses slutor
>>688964117
good. i have a job, i got a paycheck, i don't feel horrible about existing now. got a cool lava lamp too. life's been grand.
Post lava lamp.
>>688945641
>Ocean City
Maryland or Jersey?
>>688964423
mek new
>>688964379
I have a job and paycheck too, I wish it was more though. Glad your getting some confidence back too. I love lava lamps, they are so cool to watch. They actually lull me to sleep.
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