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You wake up one day, go out and find that no one else is around. You move about your town or city, and find that no human being is present. No corpses left behind, no nothing. Everyone is just fucking gone. You call and text everyone on your phone's contact list with zero responses. You wander and investigate for six hours finding nothing.

Out of desperation, you log on to /b/. There have been no new threads created in over 18 hours... EXCEPT for a thread started less than five minutes ago. It has no responses. It only has pic related with the words "Is anyone there?"

How do you respond?
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>>688917380
I reply with the logical thing
"I am"
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fuck off newfag
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Check'em
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Tits or gtfo
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Send nudes
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Call him a newfag and start a new thread.
>dick rate thread? Dick rate thread.
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>>688917380
A/S/L?
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>>688917380
"No. Fuck you"
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>>688917380
Probably use a vpn to say that I am. If everyone else is gone, I'd be paranoid about the one guy on the internet
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>>688917778
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>>688917380
imagine having to spend your first night by yourself, like that. How long before Internet and satellite services shut down?
Electricity eventually stops and you have to live by a campfire, for the rest of your probably short life.
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>>688917567
Underrated
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>>688917380
I'd be freaked out by the fact I just "logged on" to 4chan
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How can the internets work if there's no one around to operate it?
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>>688917380
>the earth is better off than when I came into it
>my life is complete
>I finally kill myself
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>>688917380
>How do you respond?

are you a dentist? I had a pretty urgent appointment on monday before everyone disappeared.
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>>688920247

that's kinda part of the question, anon. these things only exist for a very limited time without proper human maintenance. so what would you communicate with the limited window that you have?
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>>688917380
"Sage"
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>>688917380
I roll a GET, obviously
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>>688920740
like... this one
777
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>>688920775
fuck.....
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>>688917380
>You call and text everyone on your phone's contact list with zero responses
that's because I have no contacts
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>>688917380
>go out and find that no one else is around
>go out
Where, out of my room into the kitchen?
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>>688917380
Sharpie in pooper
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Plot Twist: I'm in Russia at the time
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>>688917380
>There have been no new threads created in over 18 hours...
server fucking sucks, m9
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>>688917380
>You call and text everyone on your phone's contact list with zero responses.

nothing out of the ordinary
then I roll over fap and pass back out.
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>>688921222
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>>688921136
actually laughed
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>>688921100
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>688920805
>>688917380

Probably ask their location. If they're in the same country as me, try to set a meet up to pool resources and backup. If they're in another country then tell them I suggest they save as much trap porn off /b/ before the internet dies forever.
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>>688921205
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>>688917380
"Tits or GTFO"
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>>688917380
I'd use a vpn and respond with "I don't think anyone will respond, I think we got em all." logging on the 4chan, working internet, a new thread despite everyone being gone, everyone being gone, sounds like aliens.
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I'd spam the thread with banana
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>>688921520
And if it's a woman? I don't give a fuck if she's in Hawaii, we are repopulating the damn Earth you hopeless faggot
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>>688917646
My first thought.
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>>688921520
>before the internet dies forever.
dog, you a faggot. you don't know how to keep power and servers running? what are you a dumbass?
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>>688921717
how are you gonna repopulate the earth with 2 people?
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>>688921845
with incest, obviously.
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>>688921845
Incest
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>>688917380
I wouldn't respond outta fear of it being a trap. I would also use that knowledge to be aware that there are in fact other people out there.
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>>688921845
>incest
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>>688917380
"69 and I put a sharpie in my pooper"
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>>688917380
Wanna fuck
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>>688921845
Gonna have to save a load of wincest pics for the kids to accidentally discover.
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>>688921903
>>688921915

have you seen the state of the British royal family?
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What if the only thread was, "i just fucked my sister, check it out. "
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>>688920153
Topkek
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"Have you even fucked a trap"
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Start a ylyl of course.
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>>688917380
I don't respond!
I get in my car and drive to every place I need to go and take what I want / need to have
This would be a fucking paradise if I was the last person on earth to do what I want and own all the things I have ever wanted
And NO MORE FUCKING NIGGERS
What more could you ask for?
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>>688920889
>feels
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>>688921981
>OP responds "OMG someone else is alive!"
>post ends in 69
>OP: "Where are you?"
> "Do you have a phone I can call?"
>"Hello?"
>PLEASE RESPOND

pic related
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>>688922340
the other guy left is a nigger.
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>>688922340
>And NO MORE FUCKING NIGGERS
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>>688922340
>What more could you ask for?
a femanon to stick your dick in.
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>>688922531
raid the fleshlight factory
or bang horses IDK
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No more niggers
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>>688917712
I laughed
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>>688922531
it's ok. I'll raid staples and print out ALL the hentai, save ALL the hentai to like 1000 hard drives for forever, and print out some body pillows

problem solved.
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>>688917788
Best one.
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>>688922493
Then it would be time to an hero

>>688922531
Hah, i'd be free to stick my dick in whatever I wanted, wherever I wanted, and whenever I want!
I'd get a full size sex doll and grow melons to fuck/eat
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>>688922897
>Hah, i'd be free to stick my dick in whatever I wanted
as soon as I read this I pictured some retarded anon trying to stick his dick in a power socket because there are no rules now.
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>>688917380
Hello, not sure what has happened but I'm going to be happy where I am. If you come near NW Ohio I will shoot first and ask questions later. Good day.
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>>688921903
>23:18:54
>>688921915
>23:19:02
Good to see the old hive mind is still working
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>>688923078
A power socket you say?
W-would it feel good?
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>>688921842
Do you know where the 4chan server is based? Do you know where all the passwords and security admin setups to bypass to give yourself access to said server or boot it back up if it crashes?

Get out of my thread, summerfag. Why can't I wake up and everyone by one other /b/ user is gone.
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>>688921717
She's on /b/, bro. At the very least she's a girl with a 'feminine penis'. No repopulating is going to happen there.
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>>688923280
it feels electric
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>>688921669
Didn't think about it from that angle
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>>688922897
spaniard spoted
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>>688917380
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I entered this thread because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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>>688923299
>Why can't I wake up and everyone by one other /b/ user is gone.
New scenario. You wake up and the only person left is that fag you just responded to
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>>688921903
>>688921915
>>688921960
>wincest
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>>688923372
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>>688917380
>How do you respond?
Fucking cancer
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>>688923407
The Eddie Money part of me tells me to have electric sex with my outlet
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>>688923728
It can't exactly get wet for you tho
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>>688923299
I didn't particularly refer to the 4chan server. However, I'm IT, and I know more than my fair share about various other pieces of tech, including power supplies.

You, sir, are just a dumbass if you can't drive around and collect all necessary data.

Furthermore, as long as I keep the electricity up, I have several 10s of technical books on numerous different scientific and technological crap, not to mention you can always raid a Barnes and Noble if your Kindle breaks/Amazon goes offline.

Dude, you're a fucktard.
And I'm not summerfag; I fag up this and other boards all year long. I'm just a general fag.
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>>688923486
I like it. It feels comforting and a bit soft
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>>688924224
I too shitpost and fag things up quite a bit
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If everyone disappeared that just means that the person behind that thread is the me from the future or some shit
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>>688924224
to complete that statement, I'd probably go hack a fuckton of factories and power systems, build my own custom robot construction network, and do what I wanted to do anyway: spend Earth's resources on building spaceships, because money REALLY wouldn't mean anything in that world.
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>>688917567
Kek
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No, John. You are the demons.
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>>688924224
The feasibility of actually finding all of the important servers in the world is slim, unless you're a pilot. It would be smarter to stay put and download as many websites as you can. We're talking Wikipedia, scientific journals, news websites, anything with information that could be useful at some point. By the time there are enough humans to actually use this information again, those servers might have been damaged and some knowledge may be lost- especially in scientific journals. Find a means to store all of that data, make copies, then travel.
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>>688924569
Fuck yeah, someone who gets it.
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"Fucking newfags, btfo"
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"Fuck off newfag"
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"Don't worry, I've found you"

I'd scare the ever living shit outa someone
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>>688925282
Well, fuck me.
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>>688924926
I actually have some pilot experience in simulators.
And it's not difficult to read a manual.

However, as I said, I'd probably hack power plants and factories to turn them into my own custom construction network and large-scale AI super-brain.

Not to mentioned my many many technical books. I'd probably have, if not escaped this planet within 5-10 years to find a new civilization somewhere, at least a personal utopia that I could hand down to my own AI, so at worst, humanity would be replaced by some grey goo motherfuckers... kawaii grey-goo anime motherfuckers, to be precise.
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>>688925397
plus, come to think of it, with the ability to successively bring back online every major server on the planet by hacking satellites, I would probably be able to create a massive AI node network far beyond ANYTHING that exists today and dedicate them to even developing proper cloning and/or immortality technology.

So, to be fair, I'd probably have the Earth up to a Class 1 civilization on my own within 50 years.
Class 2 within about 200, having uploaded my brain to a quantum computer OR stopped aging using perfected telomerase therapy (developed from my massive AI net)
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>>688926074
Surrre
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>>688926321
dude, China has a supercomputer that alone is almost as powerful as a human brain in terms of FLOPS.
Imagine nodding that off to what once was the CIA, the EU, CERN, TRIUMF, etc.
Fucking Google, Bing, Cortana, Siri.

You do realize I'd have WAY more than enough technology to create an ASI entity.

Hack together Watson, Cortana, and Siri into a node system of all the major particle research labs, all the major government computers, and every banking system in the WORLD.
Even I'D be at a loss with what to do with that raw computing power.
Make the right neural net and I could have them producing the most powerful materials in existence within HOURS of making the full link.
Mere DAYS later, and I could have every factory on the planet building things never even conceived of by the engineers of today.
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>>688922333
Check'd and kek'd
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>>688917380
I'd talk to them and determine a place to meet. We'd continue communicating as long as the Internet and cellular networks remain up. Power grids would actually fail pretty quickly, so the only remaining options would be satellite phones, which will last considerably longer. Download as much as possible from the Internet, and instruct them to do the same. If they're a woman, the need to preserve genetic diversity is incredibly important, so I'd find the nearest sperm bank and figure out a way to keep those samples frozen for as long as possible. As much as I would hate to do that to someone, humanity must survive, and I would hope she'd understand. I'd also ask her to do the same where she is, and if at all possible, to inseminate herself now.

Once I've learned how to fly from videos downloaded off of YouTube, I'd go to them and we'd travel together. I wouldn't bother landing planes at first- I'd just fly to areas with large bodies of water, point the plane in that direction, and parachute out.

While she's pregnant, I'd learn to land planes and we'd travel everywhere searching for humans. If there's no one, we'd find a nice place to settle and start raising an hoarde of unrelated children. It's possible we could crank out as many as 20, but that's asking a lot. A minimum of five, though, with three girls. From there, the reserves of sperm I preserved earlier should provide the genetic basis for the rebirth of humanity, and within a century, provided every woman has at least five children, there could be thousands of people- enough to recolonize a single major urban area, such as New York City- with the ultimate goal to be to repopulate the entire Earth.

I'd focus on education adamantly, to ensure that by the time I die, the hundreds of people alive would be capable of learning it, using it, and passing it on. I would want to see recolonization begin before I die.
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>>688923407
BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
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>>688927363

There's really no point, humanity can't repopulate from only two people. You need a group of around 1000 to maintain the diversity over generations and the lady survivor would be lucky to birth more than a few kids without dying in an apocalypse with no electricty or doctors.
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>>688926909
Who the fuck let Michio Kaku into the thread? smh
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>>688927637
>>688927363
I don't understand how you guys couldn't maintain a power plant if you have access to it...

at the very least, you can raid home depot and build basic steam generators from encyclopedias taken from barnes and noble...
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>>688927637
Did you even read that? I'd try to save a sperm bank's samples in order to maintain genetic diversity. That also implies that the eggs stored there would also be saved, so it would be possible to have genetically unrelated children. Genetics diversity could easily be conserved with a few hundred samples of both sperm and eggs.
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>>688927925
of course... not to mention that Home Depot, Lowe's, etc... actually... you know... STOCK pre-built generators...

and there's.... LOTS of generator companies... you can... kinda raid their facilities...
Then like, at worst, fucking colonize some oil rigs and you'd have a personal-size supply of oil for thousands of years, giving you way more than enough time to solve those problems.

and uh... there's also solar panels on some people's houses...
you can take those and attach them to boats...
nuclear reactors on aircraft carriers, etc.
You'd only need to raid a now-abandoned govt Naval base and you'd have your own city-sized ship...

You guys are fucktarded...
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>>688927925
Eventually we would run out of fuel, unless it was a renewable energy plant, which would last much, much longer. Solar energy would be ideal, and we wouldn't require much power to survive. Why go through the trouble of keeping power on for a whole city?

The best solution is to outfit a building with solar panels. It requires very little upkeep and lets you focus on other things.
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>>688928652
see:
>>688928526
>>688926909
>>688926074
Of course you COULD keep it small, but by keeping a city up, or ALL cities up, you could do what I was just talking about.
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>>688917380
Hey man, Whats your location. I'm near a Military Base. I will drop supplies at your location. Any clue what happened?also checkem

And you lost the game
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>>688917380
Fucking normies, I thought I got rid of you all
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>>688928652
>>688928872
Also, you can actually shut down MOST of the electricity to preserve power...
just keep it running the lights to necessary facilities as well as the servers.

In a world like that, you needn't go outside much; take over a Walmart as your base of ops, and all the major cities will run dark, but their servers will still function. only need to activate water systems nearby where you are or will be if you're out travelling.

plus, with the robots, you can easily replace all the fossil fuels with nuclear.
by the time the nuclear fuel runs out, you'd already have left the damn planet
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>>688928526
>implying one person is able to do any of that alone
>implying that there's a need for that much power

Just let everything go to shit. There is no possible way for one person to keep a power grid going long enough to matter. Besides, the environment is totally fucked anyway. Oil rigs would probably burst if they weren't sealed correctly at the time of disappearance, and would leak oil into the oceans until they were depleted. Ditto for natural gas wells, although you could always try to light it from far away with a tank or a plane or some shit. And then, nuclear power plants would meltdown after a mere few hours. You couldn't live anywhere remotely close to one of those, because the radiation would be released and could not be stopped. From there, the entire world would be irradiated and most life would die or literally get cancer. Regardless, the environment is totally fucked for a few decades, centuries, millenia, whatever.
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>>688917380
>lol u tk him 2da bar
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I'd head over to the nearest pharmacy and probably od before I left the building
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>>688929435
>There is no possible way for one person to keep a power grid going long enough to matter
dude... you hack them and control them remotely.

with the power of social media servers, all the search engine, govt systems, and research labs, you could have AI controlling it with 0 problems.
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>>688929291
Nuclear power plants would begin to meltdown in HOURS or DAYS. It would destroy life on Earth as we know it. So unless you plan on living in a submarine or deep underground for the rest of your life, you'd die in either weeks or years from radiation poisoning, cancer, or both. Radiation would spread hundreds of miles out from every nuclear power plant, and then be carried by the wind. Given how many fucking nuclear power plants there are, the Earth is totally fucked.
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>>688929778
if this is true.. why aren't AI controlling it now?
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>>688929778
This isn't the fucking Avengers you pedantic little shit. Most infrastructure around the world does not depend on computers for that exact fucking reason. You don't release damns by clicking the big red "RELEASE DAM" icon on a computer- there are manual controls to manage every point of failure, in addition to having extremely complex control boards where no single button will make it do what you want it to. You would have to physically do all of this shit to keep it running, every day.

And if you think just connecting the world's computers would spontaneously create an AI, you're fucking autistic. You'd create a computer that could solve incredibly impressive math problems for about five minutes before the power conks out on one of them- assuming you can get to them all within a week. It wouldn't suddenly become fucking sentient, and even if it did, it wouldn't be able to do shit because the factories it needs to control are probably without power, the Internet is no longer operational, and computers DO NOT DO THAT IN REAL LIFE ANYWAY- PEOPLE DO.

God, I hope you suffocate next time the school bully stuffs you into your locker.
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>>688929778
yeah because all you need to replace a busted fuse or put out a fire and just general maintenance and prevention is social media
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>>688930093
in the case of nuclear meltdowns, a lot of plants employ systems that will just trigger and shut the reactors down.

Admittedly, though, you have a point, as not all of them will be successful in shutting down, so some areas will definitely be out of bounds.

However, the main thing would be brining the successful systems back on line and giving control of them to the AI.

So, I guess, assuming I don't live in an area where the nearest plants meltdown, I'd be able to do this.

On the other hand, your point being valid, if enough plants did meltdown enough to make it impossible for me to live, then I guess it really doesn't matter what I do, does it? But that doesn't mean not to try. I am an actual technologist, so if I was in this situation, I actually could handle a LOT of problems that might arise from infrastructure.
However, THAT is one thing I couldn't. Any hacks I planned to make would probably take much longer than the timeframe you give.
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>>688917996
Kek
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>>688931286
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW LONG SHUTTING DOWN A NUCLEAR REACTOR TAKES

YEARS. IT TAKES YEARS. THE SHUTDOWN PROTOCOLS ARE PERFORMED BY H U M A N S - AUTOMATED SYSTEMS CAN ONLY REMOVE FUEL RODS, WHICH DOESNT DO SHIT BECAUSE THE REACTOR IS STILL HEATING UP FOR WEEKS, AND H U M A N S ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR PREVENTING IT FROM GETTING HOT ENOUGH TO LITERALLY MELT THE PLANT AROUND IT, WHICH WOULD RESULT IN THE FUEL GETTING BACK INTO THE CORE, CAUSING A TOTAL FUCKING MELTDOWN.

DAMN RIGHT IM MAD
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>>688925397
Obligatory
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>>688931084
>And if you think just connecting the world's computers would spontaneously create an AI, you're fucking autistic
I don't think that, dumbass. I'm a programmer, you fucking idiot.

I'd have to start by keeping my own power up while I write the necessary hacks and programs to do what I need.

But as the other anon said, that is assuming the nuclear plants don't all meltdown and their failsafe systems actually run properly.
as noted:
>>688931286
I admit I hadn't considered the failsafes to fail on enough to fuck it all up.
However, in that case, it doesn't matter, now does it? Then, idk, keep a nice place lit up and wank as the radiation kicks in. then, once I feel my blood boil, dose up every incompatible drug and take tons of sleeping pills. IDK.

Overall, the general idea of this thought experiment however, seems to have been the case where the nuclear plants do NOT meltdown. If that's not the case, then this thread has no purpose.

>You'd create a computer that could solve incredibly impressive math problems
that's all the data is, so assuming NOT nuclear meltdown for everything, it COULD become an AI.

>in addition to having extremely complex control boards where no single button will make it do what you want it to. You would have to physically do all of this shit to keep it running, every day.
Again, ASSUMING NOT nuclear meltdowns for everything, you can still write code to handle this. you'd just need to visit the plants to get them a link.

So, ASSUMING the plants did shutdown properly, and this thread was NOT a Kobayashi Maru, that's what I'd wind up doing, little by little.

Assuming this thread WAS a trap, then it doesn't matter. Watch anime, wank, suicide. Only logical answer since because infinite cancer.

But why write a thread like that where there IS one definite outcome no matter what you do?

On the other hand, if it was feasible, I would NOT be disinclined to live underground.
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>>688932693
bool {if >1 anon is gay)

>Look mom, I'm a 4chan haxxor. I could rule the world!1!
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>>688932693
What do you not understand about MANUAL controls? Most infrastructure predates the PC era, and are utterly incompatible. You can't cleverly hack your way into the Hoover Dam, you sniveling cumslut. The controls are literally levers and physical buttons and all sorts of complex, interconnected shit that one person cannot possibly operate on their own, LET ALONE be hacked by the toppest hacker of them all.

>I'm a programmer, you idiot
Yes and I'm sure you're soooo smart that you can singlehandedly write the programming for an AI, a problem that has eluded the world's best computer scientists for decades. Go ahead Einstein, you're soooo much smarter than us mortals.
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>>688932929
shit dude, you almost had me. I thought that was actually some syntactically disgusting programming language (was considering Python for a minute.)
Then I noticed the { matched with ) and knew it was sarcasm.

Dude, I program in several different languages. I'm not some dumbass fucker claiming to be a 1337 h4x0r. I'm saying I COULD hack it as necessary.
And hacking isn't ALL "LOLOLOL, my GUI written in VB can crack the 512-bit encryption of your hard drive and your AES-encrypted passcodes!!"
Hacking includes what Cyberpunks call being a "wirehead"
In other words... take out the main disks, reformat them, install your own OS, link it.
Done, doesn't matter what was on it before unless you needed it.

For the government stuff, you don't need much of it at all, just the hardware. Same for the banking.
The only organizations that really store data you DON'T want to delete are educational and research places like NASA, CERN, and schools.
Do you really think it matters how much Chase's bank accounts contain? No, their computers have CPUs, GPUs, and RAM. That's all I'd need them for.
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>>688934368
>Hacking includes what Cyberpunks call being a "wirehead"
this gon b gud
>In other words... take out the main disks, reformat them, install your own OS, link it.
Congratulations, you can install Windows 7. You're a real hacker now, Harry
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>>688933501
>What do you not understand about MANUAL controls? Most infrastructure predates the PC era, and are utterly incompatible
Again, I'm saying ASSUMING NOT nuclear meltdowns.
So, it'd be a matter of breaking into the locked facilities, removing the manual parts, and replacing levers and shit with actuators connected to the monitoring networks.

>Yes and I'm sure you're soooo smart that you can singlehandedly write the programming for an AI, a problem that has eluded the world's best computer scientists for decades.
Well, you start small, you fucking twat.
Furthermore, if everyone else was gone, I'd have plenty of time to read as many books on the subject as I want, and with each book I'd be better at it.

HOWEVER: Despite my overall argument against you when you called me autistic, I am at least slightly autistic, and I understand machines FAR better than people.
That being the case, I'd really only need to attempt to replicate my own thought patterns.
And when you're the kind of autistic that I am, almost everything you do is meta: as in I rarely do stuff without knowing WHY and specifically HOW.
If I was given enough time, I actually probably COULD write one of the most advanced machine vision algorithms imaginable. You can ask why, and here's the answer: I'm face-blind; I don't have human facial-recognition. Or at least it's severely dampened. The way I memorize people is by creating MASSIVE indexed arrays of their varying characteristics.
To be fair, the only thing I'm NOT sure why I recognize is the difference between a foreground object and a background. Once I get THAT algorithm done, everything related to recognition is simple.

I couldn't even recognize my own mother in a photo from a few years back. However, I have complex associative memory such that I could even tell you random crap about you YOU don't know.

When almost everything you do is somehow an easily-identifiable calculation, it's not all THAT difficult.

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>>688935942
Jesus, I called an actual autist an autist

>top fucking kek
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>>688935942
plus, you can design smaller neural nets to design larger ones based on correction algorithms.

In other words, you use your human ingenuity with machine calculation ability to create it.
Machines programming machines.

>>688935311
>Congratulations, you can install Windows 7. You're a real hacker now, Harry
>this gon b gud
dawg... you realize some of those servers use blade systems with hundreds of processors and many terabytes of RAM? Right? And mining rigs and other GPU builds can be used to create the AI that passes processing off to shaders, right?
You can create massively-parallel systems that can process many tera-FLOPS of data per rig by writing code that passes complex math equations off to the shaders. Those include AI processing for machine vision, recognition, and neural network self-analysis...

GPUs may be used for 'gaymen', but they're really nothing more than a fucking assembly-line for bits...
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>>688917380
Nope
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