Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Best type moon claimed.
Early bake.
2 image early bake everyone lose their fucking minds.
Claimed
>>688899459
Youre confusing me frenemy!
>>688899110
I mean at least he will listen to me sometimes though unlike some people I know.
I know they are weird but you gotta love the spirit they have!
Claimed.
Too rare.
>>688899612
>>688899688
I had to use the bathroom
HOL UP
>>688899809
What does that have to do with baking?
>>688899841
What is it with Japan and red glasses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqn_z9PDUwM
>>688899459
Coming out? Eh?!
No more tears
Just claims now
Akiko claimed
>>688899937
i know know man
>>688899459
Oho wow, that's unfortunate.
Been getting a bit of thunder and lightning here meself recently too.
Shit is spooky as fuck.
Here I come dubs.
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>>688899809
shoulda left it sitting in the oven :^)
>>688899459
(shinoa)
is it approved by cats?
>>688900220
You almost blew your load there.
>>688900368
We doggo now?
Claimed
What's everyone currently listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4g2Zjolsa0
>>688900303
Who runs this server? Is it paid for?
>>688900411
Evidently so
>>688899789
Hehe~ Also remember the nico nico nii
>>688900132
It's okay. Take your time, qt. We all will wait for you to fully come out~
>>688900220
It really is! But phone is dying and I gotta save battery just in case. Data is a atyery eater
>>688900365
Maybe...
.
Won't be on for a bit because saving battery life lol
>>688900533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcxhgOs7PYU
>>688900454
My one dog related image is a shitty screencap, I should stick to neko or bun-bun.
>claiming yume
>>688900454
Why not.
>>688898316
What's with the picture, do you not enjoy your job? Hope for something more?
>>688896733
I know TF2 and Killing floor. What's Heavy bullets? Sound nice.
I like to play things my internet can handle. Like hearthstone, overwatch, heroes of the storm. Skyrim too! I like short games so I can stop if the internet is on the fritz.
Where are you from? I'm from Lebanon!
Really sorry I didn't reply to you earlier, I have some memory problems so I forget what I'm doing most of the time. I think it's more of a concentration problem but you get me.
>>688900478
Hey! Your reply is right below this one. Just in case.
>>688899147
Welcome to the thread! That gif is really cute!
Where's your waifu from?
>>688899032
Ghost detected
>>688899457
It sounds like the exact same as here, except Lebanese people don't know we're getting shit on.
Well they do now, people are very angry now. They're noticing that some money isn't reaching where it's supposed to go.
>>688900365
>>688899912
I thought image limit hit and I panicked and did it and went to the bathroom lol
4chanx is fucking with me
>>688900533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoVek3mebgw
Here you go shiro!
>>688899789
Well that's good, not a complete douche then.
Spirit is important, shows off their hearts of gold.
>>688899459
>Suicide hugs
So you're one of the people, neat. Oh well I only use him in times of emergency when no one else will.
>Bird
That reminds me. I found this today. If only he could of seen it.
>>688900533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgceEUU3o4I
>>688898945
>Sachi
...i... i'm going to pretend that said "What's up?"
Nothing much. Just woke up a little bit ago and am trying to get motivation to go do things like an adult.
How about you?
What's medium?
>If trips, Sachi get!
>>688900533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4VUh3omK9k
The best album of all time being covered by a guy
>>688900736
Alrighty see ya later!
>>688900736
Come out how? With what?! I'm so confused!
>>688900533
https://jinsangbeats.bandcamp.com/
just found this guy earlier today and i must say that i find it quite relaxing and i kind of like it
Dio-sama...
>>688900801
Found another one, though there's a bit of shit on the picture.
mandatory uta claim
whats up mother fuckers?
>>688900533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCdwKhTtNNw
Been obsessed with this since yesterday
>>688900736
Ah well that's only fair
I'll hope to see ye in a later thread then
>>688901418
I replied to you above, trips guy!
>>688900533
I thought you didn't like noise.
https://youtu.be/6OkgaCRII7I
>>688900736
>>I have come to find out I like your kin Shinoa, you are a gentle breed of anon.
>>688901418
>>Is trips guy from the show Flapjack?
>>688901252
Nothing much, some faggots made hilarious "threats" last thread.
>>688901705
Hi, do you think I could get to know you better?
I'm Karen
Where's your waifu from?
>>688901252
What are you some kinda faggot that fucks clowns?
>>688900839
It's a job, I do it for the money. I'm not complaining.
>>688901547
I recently decided to give it a try, and I now do definently like it. I can't exactly pinpoint why as it gives me a damn headache, but I thoroughly enjoy it's experimental sound, that's probably one of the key reasons.
>>688901940
I haven't seen so much shit in one picture for a while.i
>>688901418
>Sweater Weather
Nice man. Like anything else from The NBHD?
>>688901940
>Total Drama Island characters
oh fam you got me laughin
>>688902105
I guess that's completely right!
What would be your dream job, though?
Where are you from?
Hey guys!
>Penny claim!
>I went to a bar with my housemates and got hit on by a bartender
>I apparently have a nice butt.
Here is my waifu
Her name is Rila. I'm sure you'll llke her
>>688901852
aw, wish i was there, u got screenshots?
>>688902098
only need one clown to entertain me
>>688900533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V-sKVGDEiU
>>688901994
>>Ofcourse haha I could give you a short little bio, I'm 19 6ft 1 and I play yugioh not to win ofcourse but just since i was a kid so I pick cards that are like throwbacks almost for my decks.
>>I'm super new to chan but I already like meeting people here :D
>>688902306
Don't have a dream job currently. I'm from New York City.
>>688901940
>Lilo
>>688901093
That's a pretty good one, I don't have many sadly.
>>688902460
Nah I'm not one for screencaps in general.
What about you? Tatoo thing going well still?
>>688902614
The cute dog and Shiki's interaction with it was the only good part of movie 6.
>>688902494
Do you live alone?
Is it nice in New York? I've only been to california and arizona for one year and it was very nice.
>>688902462
Why do you speak in greentext?
Is your waifu from yugioh?
>>688902340
Again with the butt! They stare at it when you're fixing shit too, right?
How's it hanging, penny?
https://youtu.be/s_a1hPwXiWw
https://youtu.be/kWi4BjzVk6s
https://youtu.be/8RtSOK2p61s
https://youtu.be/oup-m8Hxx4Y
https://youtu.be/-KfYXVvhkD0
https://youtu.be/VG9VhC0hiTg
>>688902850
No, I don't. It's dirty, crowded, and expensive.
>>688903113
I sadly most conclude that I'm a superpleb when it comes to music.
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
>>688902653
hitting a rough patch due to the heat here recently
(getting tattoo'd while sweating can hurt a lot more, not in theory but for some reason it hurts more, its all psychological pain, no difference is made in the process due to heat)
so i havent been making what i hoped, but i got enough saved up to last me 7 years so im fine.
how's life at your end? anything exiting happening/happened?
>>688902367
>3D
>>688903113
>currently listening too
>listening to 6 songs simultaneously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e29k-F5jBpk
tats, are you human?
>>688902850
Its true, anytime I'm bent over doing something, I usually catch somebody looking at my butt. Other than that I've REALLY been enjoying Kokoro Connect.
>My new housemate told me I had a nice butt when we got home, I had to pick up something and she was like "Nice butt dude."
Aside from that I'm glad I didn't have to work today, but I gardened a lot.
>I've got some big peas in my garden ^^
Claimin' Sats!
>>688903513
>what are tabs
>>688903390
Damn that suck. Exams are over and now it's just relaxing while half assedly looking for some kind of summerjob and studying up for the exam's I fear that I might have failed.
>>688902850
Yeah my waifu is from yugioh I like her because she's almost like a real anime character. i don't know why I do greentext haha I guess it's only for telling stories?
>>688903329
It's okay, I accepted that about myself a long time ago.
>>688903513
Those are actually some of my favorites from their respective albums.
I was just going through my, eh, /mu/core folder and decided to listen to some of it.
>tfw no /mu/chella will ever be as good as 2012 /mu/chella.
>>688903378
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
>>688899531
Best waifu, quite stoic.
>>688903696
Incorrect
>what is watch later and autoplay
>>688903472
>>688903184
Where would you like to move, if you could?
>>688903556
Hey, a nice ass is something to be proud of, my man!
What's Kokoro connect? Glad your Garden is doing well, what else do you grow in it?
>>688903696
OG Leone?
>>688903855
Pretty sure I'm getting baited really hard but I'll roll with it, might as well.
How did you find this thread? How'd you find 4chan, if you're new?
>>688900881
fine, just woke up a few hours ago so probably gonna be awake all night like usual
>no sachi get rattles
>>688900736
hmm?
Rias claimed yet again
>>688903848
eh its fine.
what kind of jobs would you like, you could just call a place and ask if they want more workers then offer your time to them in exchange for your currency (most off putting way to say it),
everyone thinks that, just fuckin relax, if you fail you can always take them again, yes it may take some time to earn enough to retry at them but it is a possibility.
>>688903855
Lurk moar, serious suggestion don't post at all for at least 4 months while learning how the site works.
clmd
>>688904352
Yup
>i really hate this water mark
>>688900839
Heavy Bullets is something I picked up a long while back. Basically a dungeon crawler type game, great fun!
Overwatch is something I've really been tempted to pick up in the last while. You finding it fun so far?.
I'm from Ireland, home of the humble spud.
Don't think I've met anyone from Lebanon before, but I hope everyone there is as nice as you are.
Also no need to worry about earlier, as I as I'm even finding it hard to keep up with reolies as well, heh.
>>688902224
Only just discovered them yesterday, so I'm only starting to explore their work now.
Glad I found 'em though, needed something new to listen to.
You a fan of their's I take it?
>>688901705
That he is
Well spotted anon
>>688904500
>
>>688904607
I'll get rid of it for you, welcome back Leone.
How's your day going?
Claiming Maylene
>>688904058
Zozzle copypasta
If trips Shiki get
Chic N' Stu is a really stupid song
>>688904607
that watermark is horrible dear god
>>688903969
I think my favorite out of your list in Wiltz Coinage, I'm a fan of post rock.
Thanks for the good vibes.
>>688904352
Kokoro Connect is a mystery anime about a group of five kids who are picked on by an extraterrestrial(I think) asshole. He's basically fucking with them because he finds it fun.
Aside from the peas I have tomatoes, cucumbers, grapes, and some apple, pear, and apricot trees.
>>688904352
Lol I've lurked on this site for a minute I don't get the term baited as I'm new to posting things but I got dubs so idc. I found 4chan listening to the lazy masquerade on youtube because i've always been a fan of creepy pastas and those creepy pasta games that occasionally pop up it starts with an I but I can't remember it's just a simple acronym.
>>688904500
no don't do it you'll die
>>688904317
I actually just organise them by artist, then by album with a year and lastly different formats.
I would show you, but I'm on my laptop.
>>688904547
It's more the fact that I'm still in recovery mode from exam/ending period stress so hard to get the necesary engagement for getting a job like that.
I didn't like that, i'll be automatically signed up for a retest of the exam before even needing to retake the entire clas just starting early and making sure that it sticks.
>>688904853
That's why you don't use Deviantart for pictures, so many terrible watermarks and the ones without are usually on proper sites.
>>688904768
Thanks m8
It's going good what about you?
>>688903472
>insert comment about nice feet
RIP Homu.
You will be missed.
Ban me faggots.
>>688904936
Its katy t3h p3ngu1n of d00m
>>688904586
Ok thanks for the suggestion anon guess I should probably slow my role.
Rest in peace Homu.
>>688904500
>grow their condoms
kekkle
>>688904607
Here you go.
>>688904853
WHAT A SPLENDID PIE
PIZZA PIZZA PIE
EVERY MINUTE EVERY SECOND
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>688904746
Oh, the more you know!
Overwatch is just awesome, I really think you should grab it if you have the money. You can spend a lot of time in it and not get bored.
Ireland is a nice place, I think. We had a spiderman poster who was from there and he seemed nice enough once he started talking.
Lebanon is a nice enough place, I'd like to leave when I can though.
Most people are nice, but for every muslim like myself you're going to find two that want to behead you. Lebanon isn't like that though.
I wouldn't advise you to visit though. The situation is getting worse.
>>688905166
Here you go dude.
I'm doing fine, I wanted to ask when did you start posting here?
>>688905151
lesson learnt
>>688905577
>>688905291
Gone but never forgotten.
>>688905755
pepperoni, and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
>Mugi
>>688904352
I've already moved.
>>688905291
I'm 15 years old.
>>688906029
>Entering code to delete post
>>688906029
>15 years
I'm 12 and what is this?
>>688904918
Do you save a lot of money by growing the garden?
>>688906029
Oh! Where did you move to?
>>688906029
Do it.
ROLLING TO GET BANNED
COME ON DUBS
daily remember
>>688905291
This is how I do it, Huge Mess is a single folder with tons of albums that I didn't organize yet.
>>688906299
I save quite a bit because I like to use a lot of vegetables when I cook
>Especially when I make burgers n stuff
So it saves me about $50-$60 when I go to the store, plus its just really fun.
>I like getting my hands dirty.
>>688906419
rerolling
>>688906419
>reported
>>688906427
never froget
>>688906419
rolling
>>688904746
Ah well I hope you like them man.Yes, very much. They're one of my top favorites bands. Surprisingly enough Sweater Weather was my introductory song to them also. I hear ya though, always looking for new stuff. How do you feel about other indie bands?
This would have to be my favorite one though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-nvn5NBqE
>>688906667
One offf.
Wow, all these newfags not realizing that the trashcan means he deleted his post.
I'm 16 and I never once got banned.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>688904500
rip Homu.
>>688906594
>iTunes auto organizes for me
>I hate iPhones and other apple shit but iTunes is pretty good.
>Android Master Race though.
>>688906667
ONE OFF KYS BAKA
Rolling for the dubs
>>688906969
>>Heh
>>688906969
6969 GET
>>688906822
>screencapping that
already scraping the bottom of the barrel
>>688906667
REROLL
>>688906667
OFF BY ONE
SO CLOSE TO BEING FREE
>>688906611
Woo! Fresh veggies taste great.
>>688907168
Reroll
>>688907473
Again
i turn 18 in 1 second
>>688907473
reroll
>>688907517
Rerolling
>>688907473
REEEEEEEEEEroll
gas the kikes
>>688907348
You see this shit Karen? ;)
>>688906969
>>688907348
Fresh veggies are the absolute best. Goes great with a grilled burger.
>Plus I made farmer friends who give me tips
>Also one of them lets me go to his fields every year and dig up taters
>>688907664
>>688907588
Bye guys, im b&
>>688907776
Stop saving thumbnails
>>688907742
>giving full size of such an autistic claim
so why are we ironically rolling to get "banned" again?
Rolling
OP's mom
>>688908169
>>688908169
Because we're fucking dumb.
>>688908169
Autism
>>688908630
>says akiko
>>688908335
Well at least I'm not the only one confused
>>688908394
>>688908630
These mean the same thing
>>688908745
>Smug Karen
>Karen
>pic
what
>>688905755
Heh, first problem is I've recently become broke as fuck, so i won't be buying any games soon.
Good to hear that ye like it though, getting closer to getting it the more opinions I hear about it.
Ah well that's understandable I guess. Any idea where' you'd like to go when you leave?
>>688906804
So far from what I'm listening to, I'm really enjoying them, so it's safe to say I'm really liking them at this point.
Used to listen to a few indie bands earlier in the year, found a few that I really like. Alt j was a particular fav of mine. Starting to explore some more indie bands again now.
Also that tune is awesome, cheers for the link dude!
>>688908745
>says the heretic
>>688908891
What's wrong moogster?
Am I too woman for you?
Played some KF with Arby's, now I'm back.
What's happening?
>>688909075
>
>>688909102
The Mi Liu shitposter got excited lol
>>688908630
Accurate.
>>688909075
Rolling
>>688909102
lots and lots of banning
>Inb4 B&
>>688909276
>>>688909102
hehh
>>688909245
yay
>>688909351
>>688908745
>>688909075
R O A S T E D
>>688909078
>too woman
no
>>688909102
Degeneracy
>>688909548
late claim!
>>688909655
dubs = b&
>>688909027
I'd like to go to Canada I think. Sorry to hear about you being broke. Are you studying or working?
>>688909655
>only 1 exclamation point
Real kagami?
>>688909609
>not being in love with big ounce
He's best waifu dude
>>688909726
whelp...i guess that's it
ill see everyone in thirty days!!
>>688909838
blegh, are you making fun of me?? lol
>>688909838
yes!!!!
sup everyone.
>>688909225
>
>>688909351
>>688909548
>>688909642
Yes, Karen is a filthy heretic
He has not 1 not 2, but 4, yes 4, waifu folders
>>688910072
>>688910072
>>688910008
>NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL HERESY
>>688899416
and the ugly people dont feel bad when hurt people the ugly way cause dont get caught hurting the people the ugly way while there ugly and the ugly people losers is too fat and ugly to get noticed but is selfish enough to hurt the popular people cause is smart and ugly like the ugly people losers that is fat and ugly
>>688899416
so that means the ugly people losers is ugly and selfish or the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and is selfish and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and is selfish
>>688899416
even if there ugly and no one like there stupid ugly face like the popular people or everybody that hates the ugly people losers that is lame and ugly
>>688899416
and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly and selfish and smart and ugly
>>688899416
and is a ugly mother fucker that cheat
>>688899416
but do we have to be old age to wait for the ugly people losers to stop hurting popular people like a pussy so the ugly people losers killed popular people like a little pussy in the past like biggie smalls so can hurt the popular people like a little pussy in the future so do i have to be sad cause i pursoly missed out my prime so the ugly people losers dont kill me with little pussy tricks or the ugly people losers dont hurt me like a little pussy by talking
>>688903472
feet
e
e
t
>>688899416
and the ugly people losers is smart and ugly n bothers people cause is selfish and ugly and smart n ugly and selfish and ugly
>>688899416
and the ugly people losers still look ugly and is lame on itunes music store and act better then everybody but is ugly and lame and the ugly people losers only look like is better then everybody cause cock block everybody like the popular people and let the ugly people losers do ok and only do ok by lying to people that the ugly people losers dont cock block the popular people and try to be better then everybody so the ugly people losers is pathatic and selfish and ugly and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit
eh
>>688899416
but if the popular people ignore the ugly people losers cause the ugly people losers outnumer everybody so no point cause cock block everybody on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and would lie on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and wont look bad on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers is trying to find ways to hurt the popular people while lying that the ugly people losers hurt the popular people the lame way and nobody can change the ugly people losers and their tv so whats the point in making the ugly people losers look bad its unfair and pointless even if the ugly people losers is ugly and lame and but the ugly people losers wont look bad on tv or music
>>688899416
but if the popular people ignore the ugly people losers cause the ugly people losers outnumer everybody so no point cause cock block everybody on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and would lie on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and wont look bad on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers is trying to find ways to hurt the popular people while lying that the ugly people losers hurt the popular people the lame way and nobody can change the ugly people losers and their tv so whats the point in making the ugly people losers look bad its unfair and pointless even if the ugly people losers is ugly and lame and but the ugly people losers wont look bad on tv or music
and the ugly people losers has more people to watch on the popular people when the popular people food shop or talk to other popular people like the ugly moutaion lion guy loser
>>688899416
but if the popular people ignore the ugly people losers cause the ugly people losers outnumer everybody so no point cause cock block everybody on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and would lie on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and wont look bad on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers is trying to find ways to hurt the popular people while lying that the ugly people losers hurt the popular people the lame way and nobody can change the ugly people losers and their tv so whats the point in making the ugly people losers look bad its unfair and pointless even if the ugly people losers is ugly and lame and but the ugly people losers wont look bad on tv or music
and the ugly people losers has more people to watch on the popular people when the popular people food shop or talk to other popular people like the ugly moutaion lion guy loser
and the ugly people losers hurt the popular people if the popular people do anything by hurting the popular people the ugly way
>>688899416
but if the popular people ignore the ugly people losers cause the ugly people losers outnumer everybody so no point cause cock block everybody on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and would lie on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and wont look bad on tv and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers is trying to find ways to hurt the popular people while lying that the ugly people losers hurt the popular people the lame way and nobody can change the ugly people losers and their tv so whats the point in making the ugly people losers look bad its unfair and pointless even if the ugly people losers is ugly and lame and but the ugly people losers wont look bad on tv or music
and the ugly people losers has more people to watch on the popular people when the popular people food shop or talk to other popular people like the ugly moutaion lion guy loser
and the ugly people losers hurt the popular people if the popular people do anything by hurting the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers can hurt the popular people the ugly way and can cause health problems or other ways to hurt the popular people like a little pussy and hurt the popular people and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks