Yeah, Don't be such a faggot

>>688872136
enjoy it you fucking faggot

Eat it be 4 u beat it ;) get her well ready smash it good make her beg for more then u got pussy on tap good luck have fun bro

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>>688872136
>have to

Disgusting, why have so many people forsaken the power of the wizard.

Since my gf broke up with me i haven't had sex in almost a year. My advice for you is enjoy it while you have it because the dry season is hard to deal with.

>>688872136
More pics? Looks like my ex.

>>688872136
I'll do it for you if you can't be arsed.

>>688872997
That's harsh bro.hope thing look up for u

>>688873555
chekd

>>688872136
At least that fat pig is making an effort, I give her some points for getting everything all waxed. You could be doing worse, fag, so at least enjoy busting a nut. Ride her bareback and get yours, fuck hers

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Before she let herself go

>>688874565
What i also meant to say was, that fat pig is not a fat pig compared to my fat pig who is a fat pig which I fuck. yours waxes and has no muffin top. one of these days ill shoot myself

>>688874659
Why did you let her? You failed there. Keep a girl on her toes

She's not that bad. I've been married for nearly 30 years. It gets worse.

>Before she lets herself go
Sorry OP, she still looks disgusting. I'd have to be 10 beers in and a few shots down to get with that wilderbeast looking barbaric creature.

On the bright side, at least you'll get your dick wet.

Seriously though, she's fucking disgusting, probably smells like fish and just lays there while you jiggle away from calories with your average sized cock pounding away at her rolls.

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>>688874775
Not sure might have to start calling her fat to get her back to good

>>688874659
>>688874775
why do all these murrican teen and tween grills have those retarded deeply edged forehead frown marks

never seen this shit in europeans or latinas

>>688874917
>Friend has only been married for two years
>He now has 3 dogs he didn't want, a kid and barely survives working 60 hours a week
>His house has been turned into a woman's house because happy wife is happy life

Why do people get married again?

>>688874659
Looks like someone did a horrible job detaching that umbilical cord at birth

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>>before

Jesus fucking christ this was the better version

>>688875048
those arms and face, bruv shes built to be fat

>>688875097
I have always said this but no one understands what I'm talking about. The teens in America have this "retarded" look about them. Their fucking facial expression just says "I'm a god damn idiot".

>>688875210
yea i see this shit all the time man, fucking irks me on and turns me off

>>688875048
Nah /b/ro, calling out a chicks weaknesses only makes tears and butt hurt. What you want to do is make it out that she's nothing special, the only thing she does for you that you can't do for yourself is suck your cock, and that if she doesn't meet attractiveness expectations why should you waste your time? No woman is a princess, and number 1 rule you take care of you

>>688875107
I'd figure they think it will solve their problems. Which then just makes it worse and more stuff on top of it so no problem gets solved and everything gets worse.

>>688872136
Put penis in that line bit in the middle between her legs.

Alcohol and lots of it

Ur a fucking idiot, OP

>>688875657
/thred

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>>688875444
Mmmm good trips brah!

Their parents & society told them it's what they want, what they need. But nobody told the wimminz to be pleasant and agreeable women.

>>688875163
Thats a navel piercing. nimrod

>>688875107
>barely survives working 60 hours a week
Good old third world countries, eh?

>>688875210
It's not just the teens www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gT3WsCOIJc
I think it's starting to sink in that these are really people, not TV characters.

OP and everyone else:

I've only fucked a fat girl once and here's my story

>Be me, 2:30AM
>Bar is closed, bartender tells me to go home but I want more beer but they can't because laws
>Fat chick that's been hitting on me all night says she has beer at her place
>Fuck yeah, free beer!
>Some frat dude jumps in and says he's going with us, that's cool
>He whispers to me in the car "I have dibs"
>W/e I just want some beer
>We get there, drink all her beer, wasted as hell
>Frat dude's trying to feel her up and get her into the bedroom
>She isn't having it and just keeps pushing him away while staring at me
>Oh fuck...
>He leaves and is pissed
>She gets up and asks if I'm "ready to do this"
>Do what? What does she want? I just want beer
>We go into her room
>We get naked (what am I doing?)
>Fuck
>Doesn't really feel like anything
>Can't really feel much, her skin isn't nearly as soft as most girls
>She's loud as fuck and it's unattractive
>Leave the second we're done wondering why I just did that

I mean really... I can think of worse nights but it really didn't feel like anything. I didn't want to fuck her, I just wanted free beer but I did anyways. Her skin didn't feel nearly as smooth or as silky soft as every other woman I've been with and the sex was meh at best.

Do it if you want OP...

>>688876013
Sounds like you got raped man.

>>688876013
At the end of the day, it's just starfish sex right? She's just going to lie there like a sack of potatoes while you do your thing. Might as well find her attractive right?

>>688876013
Ah yes... bar closing time... the fat woman's deadly secret weapon.

Seriously... I hate fat women. They laugh so fucking loud, they're super touchy when they're flirting with you and they cannot take a god damn hint.

>>688874659
She looks 100% like one of those white girls that blimps out after marriage. Should have known. The frkly pale red face is a dead giveaway.

If they aren't full veegan and are redhead, they will get fat post 25-28

>>688872136
Are you sad she doesn't have a cock to fuck you back, you fucking faggot?

Dont leave any DNA. Hint hint.


I recommend suffocation or an otherwise blood-less means of death.

Then you cut the body up and feed it to pigs.

>>688872136
Wear a condom. The last thing you need is a kid

>>688872136
i know that feeling, bro... pills...

>>688875375
Kek I'd like to see this be tried irl. Next dude that so much as talks to your woman, she's be leaving with him. Moronic advice. Although I wish it could be done like this. I guess on a 2 or 3 of you're above a 6 it's possible though. Any decent looking woman would do as I described above though first chance.

I love to hear all the "hard" stories about how all the tough guys on /b/ treat their gfs and get away with it. The truth is anyone who says shit like this is just projecting onto /b/ how they wish their relationship was. Fact is their gfs wear the pants and they'd beg their woman any day to give them attention.

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>>688877671
>on /b/
>irl gf

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>>688876287
I 2nd this

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>>688872136
She's not bad in the earlier pics OP. She kinda resembles pic related in the face, Mackenzie Lintz.

>>688877671
Kek all you want faggit. Where's your spine and self worth? A woman can offer you what, pussy? Wow so valuable that you can't get from 51% of the population, zomg. Meanwhile as a man you work hard, build worth and social standing.

>>688877671
guys begging their women to give them attention is the problem, having no self worth