"I hurt my peepee today, can you blow on it to make it better?"

Fixing to fill your tummy with my cum later

Nigger just ask for her number or ask if she's dtf if not move onto the next cunt

>>688868908
do you mean using "again" that /b/ ever helped you getting intimate with a girl ?

let's fuck

>>688869138
Yeah last night

>>688869091
Dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard, faggot.

I'm masturbating to one of your pics

Trying to Butter my cock Into your cunt bae

>>688868908
can we try anal this time?

"if you dont sleep with me ill kill myself"

Trying to masturbate but i have nothing interesting. pls send pics

>>688869421
kek

>>688869421
Holy shit OP
That's fucking awful
If that shit works then I'm gonna kms

Readying my cock to fill your fat ass x

>>688869421
pff no chill anon this isn't going to get you laid you are not smooth enough

>>688869421
Maxiumus Kekicus

>>688869705
xD ok xD wanna xD get xD intimate?

>>688869705
wanna see my huge dick?

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Oh yeah this was from last night's thread. /b/ helped me fuck a girl in my car :)

>>688869122
Check em

>>688869421
Fucking Idiot.

>>688869898
reroll

>>688870155
Check 'em

>>688869421
this could work

but it's not going to work

Legally I have to tell you I'm a registered sex offender. Anyways, wanna go grab some coffee?

>>688869990
post the full pic damn these milk bottles

>>688870228
Rolling rolling rolling, keep them doggies rolling

>>688870293
Best catch-phrase ever.

>>688870286
this

>>688870155
Send it OP

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What now????

>>688870293
lmao

what's your opinion on consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?

>>688870646
Can I get laid with you?

>>688870646
WHAT ABOUT U

>>688870646
So do you like getting laid?

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>>688869421
Top fucking kek

>>688870818
This

>>688870646
DO YOU LIKE ANAL?!

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Rikki is jewish. Do jewish people have sex???

>>688871151
no they reproduce with their noses

>>688870646
Should have said getting laid, spreading aids

>>688871151
talk about "summer camp" when you're talking to jewish ladies

that's the ticket in

>>688871311
I'm laughing so hard right now

I fantasize about you and I a lot. I just wanna fulfill my inner semon in you

Finger me bb :'D

>>688871151
>>jewish

wanna earn some cash?

>>688871151
Ill send you 10 shekels if you send me nudes

>>688871151
write:
tbh i am in my bed right now and just built something that you would call a "tent" with my sheets. want to take a look at it?

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What now!!!?!?!?

gotta be up front OP try this one;

> hey i know this is kinda a strange questio, but i been 'mirin your pics and was wondering... would you mind if i came round and ate out your pussy?

I can do it better. But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?

>>688871900
You don't think I'm more important? :)

>>688871900
cancel your plans.. You gotta come ride my cock

>>688871900
But i love you. Please respond...

>>688872123
reroll

>>688871900
Tell her "thats fine ,we can meet up some other time. It's been really nice talking with you, haven't had a good convo in a while, I should thank you right inside your pussy hole"

>>688872034

>>688872183
this

>>688872293
>pussy hole
rawl

>>688872183
rolling

>>688871900
"are you dressed up to meet me allready? Your Plans for tonight have just changed."

>>688871900
She's lying. Say you'll fingerblast her if she cancels her plans.

>>688872293
this!

>>688872293
so much this

>>688872293
Rollerinodino

>>688872183
reroll

>>688872034

>>688872293
This

>>688872013
WINRALLY

>>688871900
Dumb kike suck my long schlong

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Hope this works

>>688872123
rerolling

nigger XD select all images with construction vehicle

>>688872566
Winrar

>>688872566
>>688872293

winrar!!

>>688872183
re roll

>>688871900
well you better pop over now for a quickie then

>>688872608
Call me boo boo again if you want to be raped

>>688869990
>from gallery
>no face
you're the fucking most retarded nigger alive, obviously a catfish. fucking hang yourself stupid retarded nigger cunt bastard idiot retard ass fuckin gay spasticated pedophile smackhead

>>688872911
WINRAR!

Can someone make an album of that sammie convo?

>>688872655
winrar

>>688872566
OP THIS GOT DUBS DO EEEET

>>688869138
/b/ is the sexiest part of the internet fucktard

>>688872608
It won't ! Women need to think they don't own you, you gotta make her feel like you're not her puppy

>>688872608
Ask for a pic of her feet.

>>688869421
You are a wonderful man OP

>>688872913
No but he fucked her in his car dumb nigger

>>688873321
This is shit do that other guys one

>>688873321
Come on. This dong won't buttfuck itself.

>>688870208
This isn't that kind of thread you autistic fuckwad

"Listen here you little nigger" women love when you say that

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Help me out with her too, she seems like she would be dtf

>>688873321
Let it slide try again tommorow
OR you could pressure her into fucking you senseless

>>688873321
STOP THAT ! You're looking like a weak pussy, best way to make them run away from you

>>688873321
Please respond

>>688870646
want sum aids?

>>688873608
"Show cunt please"

>>688873608
Do you suck cock?

>>688873622
pressure into fucking senseless!

>>688873608
Chicken nugger

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>>688872913

>>688873608
ok lets quit wasting time and you show me what you are working with
>attach dickpic

>>688873608
The only thing I'm going to waste is that ass. xD

>>688873608
So let's not waste any more of it. Wanna ride my cock?

>>688873608
C'mon baby, just let a nigga slide in, even if I gotta pay for it.

>>688873608
Do you like yo roleplay?

>>688873608

Don't wanna waste your time, just wanna make you cum

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Now I know she's not giving it up tonight :(

>>688873911
9/11, you've gotta do it OP

>>688871151
After marriage and fully clothed because women are filthy, desu goyim.

>>688873705

> this

Just say okay and go about your life. Wait until she contacts you. Faggot.

>>688873988

Do you prefer spending time with your family or cumming all over my fat cock?

>>688873911
win.7z.rar.zip

>>688874025
I second this

>>688873608
"Am I wasting your time too? ;)"

>>688873988
Forget your family and come fuck me

>>688873988
can I get a picture gift to keep me going till you're free?

>>688873988
Incest! Take pics

>>688873988
Tell her you're her daddy, so you get the final say.

>>688873988
They can watch

>>688873988
Ohh you into incest I see. Mind me sliding in? I did it with my sister vouple of times already and sucked my big uncles cock.

>>688874088
>>688874133
>>688874166

dubs says

>>688874133
win

>>688874188
Winrar

>>688873988
tell em you're not feeling well and that you're staying in bed. You'll only be lying about the first part

>>688874133
this

>>688873911
>>688874099
omg OP deliver

What's this app ??

>>688874358
>>688874332
samefag

>>688874378
To clarify I didn't second because I agree'd with what he said I only seconded it because it had 911

>>688874511
Why are you posting this OP you didn't say anything we told you to.

>>688874511
Wtf is this fag shit. OP aint even dilevering fucking fat pig ass faggot.

>>688874511
Also tell them I have an 11 incher

>>688874511
OP got game, My nigga

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>>688874642
I don't know why you guys thought I was doing a roll thread...

What app is this

>>688874885
>What app is this
Tinder???

>688874885
tinder

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>>688874868

>>688874868
Kek

>>688874977
O sht it looks good now

Kekin' hard over here, OP

>>688874868
kek
>you like subway baby? i got a footlong right here

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>>688874885
Grindr

>>688874885
>What app is this
Tinder???

>>688874868

Maybe because the title of the thread is "Help me get laid /b/"? Stupid faggot

>>688874868
To the point, I like it

>>688868908
send here here we make a cam whore out of her

femanons
.
org

>>688875071
Yes, but neither of my threads were roll threads. People posted what they thought were good and I choose the best one.

>>688869990
OP can u post her nudes?

>>688875058
mabbe i cum round and helpyou remove sum dat clothing bb

>>688875300
OP is right faggets, not a roll thread

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>>688868908
Judging by OP pic, if you need help even when she is being that nice and flirty with your, then you're a doomed autist.

>>688875058
so.,.. you're a big one aren't you? I like!

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>>688875364
Ah what the hay

>>688875058
Do you mean that it's hot (like you) or cool (like me)?

>>688875588
Fuck. The cringe.

>>688875687
I should have put in a smiley :)

>>688875058
Ey bby I struck out with 2 women let me hit an easy home run

>>688875058
let's spice it up a lil and u tell me what your hand is doing right now. mine is stroking 11 inches up and down again and again

>>688875588
i don't think you get laid.... ever.

>>688875578
Holy fuck more plz

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I think we're almost there

>>688876099
Need some help there?

>>688876099
I'd fuck you

>>688875588
>ALPHA CHECKING OUT

>>688876099
Then how about some aids?

>>688876342
I'd fuck you, you're kinda hot a little bit

>>688876099
How about tonight i help you with that.

>>688876099
I know a guy who can help you out. He's a generous yet gentle lover.

>>688875588

im wet, anon

>>688876099
so when do you wanna get laid ?

>>688876099
So you want the P in the V. Deep in that chasm you call a pussy?

>>688875578
Thanks OP

You're such a fucking beta. So many great opportunities and you decide to send the cringiest shit possible. You went on fucking /b/ for actual help on getting laid? Holy fuck, you need to be lynched.

>>688876664
>;;;;;;;))))))))))

>>688876664
If this works you better come back with pics you faggot

>>688876979
I second this

>>688876664
Oh god
The cringe in all these

>>688877095
>LE CRINGE

gtfo leafy

>>688876664
plz respond

Op is jim norton

I love this thread ;)

>>688868908
Your welcome /b/ro

>>688876664

>;)

>>688877095
Like when your dad realized what a failure you are.

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Meanwhile, with jewish Rikki...

>>688877251
> :)
Faggot

>>688876664
wtf OP? you fucked it up big time

>>688877547
lel n00b

>>688877402
So then you fucking kike, how about i come round and skull fuck you until the worms are crawling out of your rotten eye sockets?

WHITE POWER!!!!

>>688877402
Why would you want to fuck a Jew?

>>688877402
we can still do foreplay though

>>688877402
DUDE YOU WILL NEVER GET LAID, YOU GO ON /B/, THE FLOCKING POINT FULL OF VIRGINS, FOR HELP.

YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON.

>>688877535
>failing this hard in my summer trap

>>688877733
>>688877788
the fucking streak!

>>688877777

>>688877402
when you turn your nose in my direction i feel like we are just half the distance apart.

>>688877402
Don't worry I will come to you and fuck you.
All you need do is prepare yourself mentally and physically. (I do not need to prepare)
Expect me

>>688877872
what's /B/ you fucking newfag

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>>688877872

>>688878110
My bad, I made a fucking capitalization error in an all caps post. You must be mommy's perfect little angel.

>>688878748
joke's on you, my mom is ded

>>688878851
Good.

>>688874642
I was this guy
and
>>688874868
I never thought this was a roll thread, but I figured you'd say the cool stuff ass wipe why aren't you doing that?

>>688878851
How so? She's in my bed as we speak.

>>688878983
yup

>>688879085
would be real impressive to be able to fuck a cremated body, esp since we dumped her in a pond

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>>688879085
that is his dad you fag

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>>688879085

>>688879148
Kek

>>688879266
OH SHIT THAT'S MY DAD TOO
ARE WE BROTHERS??

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>>688879266

ffs hamish is this you

>>688879148
the creator of that image used google to search for and look at gay porn

>>688875578
How was the pussy OP? Did you creampie that shit? Cum in her ass?

>>688879595
Please kill yourself.

>>688877872
I'm pretty sure not everyone here is a fucking neckbeard like you you fat fucking cunt

>>688879148
It's funny, but the thought that someone took the time to make this...
>OP isn't the only faggot

>>688879728
OP here, it was great I ate her ass and busted 4 nuts in her twat.

>>688879595
Please kill yourself.

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>>688879595

>>688879266
checked

>>688879595
Please kill yourself.

>>688879848
>>688879595
samefagging killjoy

>>688879595
Please kill yourself.

>>688880056
I said it first, and some beautiful anon is samefagging for me.
Thank you :) I love you anon

>>688880210
Can't duplicate post.

>>688868908
Rape her. It'd the method that guarantees success.

>>688880477
This

>>688869421
>>688871900
Looks like part of this convo is missing, OP. What the fuck did she say?

>>688881124
OP here, I had to tell her I love her, she is coming over to let me cum in her booty as we speak

i recently started talking to a random girl on snapchat. we chatted and sent some pics to each other, best thing i got so far is her covering her boobs with her arm. i want to fuck her.

but she lives 35 miles away from me.

>>688881640
or should i go for it?

>>688881124
She said he's far so it's safe to assume he gave her his address or at least a location and doesn't want to show it to us.

>>688881640
dump her
these far distance relationships are not wrth the abstinence between the holidays

>>688881640
yeah, you fucktard And post boob pics here

>>688882008
im also a virign... so im self conscious

or is that my autism speaking?

>>688881999
b-but i want to get laid..

21 year old virgin.. ffs

>>688882640
then man up and do it, you bitch.

OP, where do you live?