Muh HFCS

because you touch your dubs at night

>>688822912
>would go broke and use her assbench as a new home

>>688823044
checksum

>>688822912
That picture is out of the UK
g8 b8 m8

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>>688822912
greetings from germany

>>688822912
H I G H E S T
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>>688823367
Moar!!

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I went to america for vacation a few years back.
Overall the people were really fun and social, didn't see any of that black gun crime or anything that you read about all the time.

I did find somethings hilarious though, for example they sell extra wide toilet paper and I guess it is because they have extra wide asses?

>>688824200
A kitchen roll. Come on.

>>688822912
we are so god damn rich even our poorest citizens can get obese as fuck, even die from being so fat

that's how rich we are.

>>688824391
What's the use of being wealthy if all you do is eat in excess?

>>688824200
That's what we use to wipe our asses in the kitchen, yuropoor

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>>688824200
Don't get me started on the american bagels they sell.

>>688822912
Imagine she sat on your face.

European summer fag detected

>>688824561
Oh they're not wealthy. They're poor as fuck, getting government money just to stuff their faces with literal shit. There's no point to what they do, it's like people who masturbate until their dick gets all desensitized and useless, they should all kill themselves immediately, but this is America, so they just fulfill their disgusting addiction until the diabetes kills them.

>>688824871
that's hot
would lick the floor

>>688824750
>literal boner

>>688824871
read a little mate. its got fucking Australia all over it

>>688824871
>.com.au

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if khaleesi was amercan

>>688824871
haha is she simultaneously piss-throwing?

>>688824871
> .com.au
> american

>>688825035
Americans on vacation, has been proven many times before.

>>688824871
>>688824871

You fucking autist. That's an Australian picture. Read the signs. Also we have stupid whores down here too. Must visit.

>>688825070
nice tits though

>>688824871
>.au
>america
R u fucked m8?

>>688824871
Except that is Canada, England or Australia you fucking idiot. USA doesn't use a 8 digit phone numbers (it is 7 or 10 with an area code),

>>688825070
>would climb between fat folds for the winter

>>688825074
whats piss-throwing?

>>688822912
what da hell i never see a big ass like that in my life how she can walk ?!!!

>>688822912

dat booty doh

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Americans have nothing on us European masters.
One day North Korea will nuke you, and it's long overdue.

>>688823496
pls no brah don't do it

>>688824871
>American culture
>Posts Australian image

Wew lad. At least make an attempt like the OP. Post something that's difficult to tell where it's located or unnoticeable at first glance.

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>>688825257
Cringe thread?
American culture edition

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>>688822912
I don't know

>>688824871
stay classy, frankston!

>>688825224
It's when you cup your hands under the stream and throw your piss. In Australia it's a national sport

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3018 So this got into the local news and I have the vid.. Please don't blackmail her First name: Daniel Link to download: 1) https://mega.nz/#!j9AlBDgC!0UcB-FS6A5ENFhQwY2uysQL_uFhhDM5Z4GKGzrylKX4 2) https://a.cocaine.ninja/zxjlyh.zip Files are auto removed after 100 downloads

>>688825221
>the long winter

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>>688825308

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>>688822912
That's a solid 8/10 by American standards. Probably would be a 9/10 or 10/10 if she had a cock between her legs.

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>>688822912
>why are americans so fat and stupid and disgusting?

because they've got more niggers than us

we are fat because we are stupid and we are disgusting because we are fat. thats all there is to it

>>688824871
>.au

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>>688825070

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>>688825539

>>688825365
Nope

>>688825221
>>688825526
>winter is cumming on your folds

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>Murica.

>>688825555
Witnessed

>>688822912
If you weren't fat and stupid yourself, you would figure it out based on credible data instead of asking /b/.

>>688825799
That midget woman in the back like "fucking faggots"

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>>688825799
american army is full of faggots

>>688825727
So you open it once and it can't be used again until reset? This has 0% potential for abuse.

>>688822912
>>688825822
Don't worry, the Eurofag is just fishing with bait.

He's too busy sucking Muslim dick to bother looking at real facts.

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>>688825799
Proposing to a gay man at an apple store...

>>688825799
>Why America has never won a war without being propped up by Europe and Russia.

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>>688825799
>>688825907

>>688825680
>she could sit on my throne anytime

>>688825257
those kids all suffer from some sort of mental retardation.

You europoors are heartless.

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>>688825799

>>688826331
Indeed they have the condition known as "American".

>>688826177
edited. It's actually from the UK. Remember reading it in the papers

>>688824200
I've never seen this extra wide toilet paper. And I've lived here all my life

>>688826656
off by one

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>>688825448

>>688826923
kek

>>688824613
OMG I'm hungry

>>688826923
Blacks explain like five of these

>>688825070
Still hot af

>>688826790
KEKED SO HARD!, i am slovenian myself.

>>688826923
rape? this is just feminist propaganda, compared to any african country or sweden you are nothing, even when counting prison rape

>>688822912
Because they are the result of religious nut-cases inbreeding.

>>688825257
They are retarded you piece of cunt

>>688825365
that has to be
the most disgusting thing
i have ever seen

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THIS is the problem.

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>>688824871


>American Culture

Seems legit.

>>688823367
10/10 would throat fuck.

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>>688826923
>Crimes in germany
Heh thats Funny

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>>688827566

>>688825118

Backpedaling hard as fuck, you stupid degenerate.

Akmheds waitin for yo tinder ass, he knows youve been lying

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>>688825799

>>688827363
Also explain that the second selection you have to actually search for a store to buy at. Ain't finding that shit at walmart

>>688822912
I'd go as far as saying that muricans are just lazy as fuck on doing proper food and meals themselves and they care very little about nutritions in their used produce. Age old argument "poor people can't buy proper food" is bullshit, they're just fucking lazy to prep their own nutritious and healthy foods.

>>688827363
you forgot about the 20 beefy crunch burritos from taco bell

>>688825727
???
do they drop the birth certificates or what?
do the kids take on new identities or someshit?
>"you're black, you are tyrone #338"

>>688822912
>So fat, stupid, and disgusting.

>>688825459
Why the fuck would you use that stupid sylinder to chop onions?

Unless you're retarded, it takes like 20 seconds to finely chop one

>>688827566
erm, that's a little bit insulting don't you think?

>>688827725
Better food is made more expensive in order to satisfy supply and demand. How does that not make sense to you? Not better just in taste, but actual health because demand isn't rich idiots, they're already rich.

>>688827880
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>688827766
you put the actual baby in there

>>688822912
>>688809832
and that's two, tell me if you find another

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why people so jelly of America?

>>688827363
>implying potatoes and iced tea are healthy

>>688827766
>tyrone #338
Fucking gold.

>>688825257
>Autism Rangers character select screen

>>688822912
their government is sold to lobbies and big corporations
too much money involved to put their citizens' health ahead on their own interests
the other thing is that they don't have public social security so they don't have to shoulder the cost of healthcare, so they don't give a shit

>>688828133
>compared to mt dew and tendies

>>688826642
way2lie

>>688824200
That's a paper towels you retard not you your ass

>>688825365
The floor of the metro north train is one of the most vile things. People vomit on ot every night.

>>688822912
she thicc

>>688828168
I get free healthcare .. I think you are mistaken.

Of course I'm poor so I couldn't afford it on my own. Otherwise I'd either have to pay for it or get it through my an employer .. I'm unemployed.

Americans are fags. I live in the U.S. They're fat, lazy, unhealthy pigs. They love their guns more than they love their kids. Their prisons are overflowing and their cops kill them en masse. For some reason, they love living like that. They're animals. I used to hate muslims and arabs. Now that I know how Americans live? I've seen real savages.

>>688828291
>thinking brown rice and water are expensive and bad for you

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>>688822912
>why are americans so fat and stupid and disgusting?
http://www.monsanto.com/global/de/pages/default.aspx

>>688825553
we asked you fuckers for aid, not aids

Fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go 'round

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america is run by the blacks now

>>688825799
>Most romantic place you can think of is an Apple store
This creatively bankrupt specimen clearly works for MTV

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I just paid 5.50 for this pic related is it just me or did mcdonnalds price go up?

>>688825727
>do emergency services know as soon as a flaming bag of shit is placed inside?

>>688828545
your system is different
in France it would be unbearable to have so many morbidly obese people, it would completely bankrupt the system
we need healthy people, that's why we don't accept Murican food here, even MacDonald shit come from Europe

>>688829048
My fucking god does that look disgusting.

>>688828890
lol eurofag detected, saying kanye is better than drake and bill o rielly is better than stephen hawking

>>688829048
The eggs look fake as fuck lol

this hole thread is about Europeans showing how little they know about america

>>688828741
It's a relative example edgelord. Most people are unwilling to go from omlette du fromage with chips and gravy to rice and water. Chill.

>>688829048
>did mcdonnalds price go up?

Most likely. I haven't been to mcdonalds in a while but 12 chicken nuggets cost like 9 bucks here which is outrageous. I could cook myself my favourite dish for two families with that amount of money

>>688829048
That would easily cost 11 bucks in sweden. 5.50 is cheap as shit.

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>>688829266
>how little they know about america
>this hole thread

>>688828890
Your genius is showing.

>>688828890
>most richest
>most smartest

>>688829444
Check'em

>>688829444
Nice trips m8

>>688828545
>live in germany
>thought healthcare was free my entire life
>start working
>24% of my paycheck goes to insurance companies before it even gets to me
>lose my job one day and live on my savings
>insurance company calls me and wants 4.000€ for the two months I didn't have a job
>"h-healthcare is f-free guyz"

I fucking hate my country

>>688825727
The onion article, without even looking. I'm calling it now.

>>688828545
>unemployed
>on 4chan
Goddammit America

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>>688824200
Please, go ahead and wipe your ass with kitchen towels

>>688826923
Pretty confident there are more McDeaths pr capita in aussome awestralia than anywhere else.

>>688829705
Danke Gerhard Schröder

>>688829169

you know stephen hawking is English, riiiight?

You amerifats should probably stop posting, in all honesty most of you seem retarded

>>688824200
I wipe my ass with 100 dollar bills cause fuck merica.

>>688829788
I do. My ass is huge and tp seldom has enough grit.

>>688829444
god do i really have to be literate on the internet, i didnt know this was a school

>>688829445
i know i can see kanye too

>>688829444
F A T T Y
A
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T
Y

>>688822912
THAT AINT NO WOMAN IT'S CHURCH BELL WEARING SKIRT!

>>688829705
I hate your country too, apart from your women.

>>688830008
That gay fish?

>>688829996
Im about to blow your mind, baby wipes just try it once you will never wipe the same after.

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>>688829048

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Not much time left

>>688829738
Nope.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/indiana-installs-safe-haven-baby-boxes-abandoned-newborns-n568811

>>688830133
>a sopping wet bum and "oh noes we just recalled baby wipes for accidentally containing ebola"

Would rather a shit cloth that I wash by hand each time.

>>688828028
The eurocowards are starting to get a bit upset over having to gag on Islamic dick and not being able to own any guns to defend themselves, thus they lash out as only the mentality of a four year old can. We look down upon them with pity as Europe has gone from once grand to now complete garbage.

>>688830108
HE'S A GEENYUS

>>688826923

We're still #1 tho'

>>688830187
KEK

just looked her up "Maggie De Block"

>De Block

that just works for a fatty

>>688830605
This

>>688822912

No but seriously.

European union just passed a bill to censor "hate speech" online. Like honestly, you guys get cucked and spied on at every corner possible. Have fun with big brother eurofags.

>>688830823
>NSA

>>688830823
Watch them try and stop anything

>>688826994
Why are they all niggers?
Where is the straight one?

They're European, they cant be fat, their Islamic and Jewish leaders won't allow for it.

>>688830823
>who is edward snowdinium

>>688831032
>straight people can rape/be raped, so they are obsolete. With the rest, "consent" is a title...so it isn't possible.

>>688826923
3 times the population of those meaningless speck countries

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>>688830823
>you guys get cucked and spied on at every corner possible

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>>688828890
>most smartest
Kys
>most talented
>kanye
Shut the fuck up

>>688831280
He's right.jpg

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>>688831080
>their Islamic and Jewish leaders
>thinks muslims and jews would conspire together.
Pick one boogeyman, Cleetus.

>LaughingMuslimPresident.jpg

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>>688822912

>>688825365
Not wasting food is a good thing though

Because we are The most successful best country on the planet where food is so affordable and abundant we can eat any time and as much as we want

>>688831399
>boogeyman
>alittle old for ghostie tales

Germany is a perfect example

>>688831566
>I refuse to believe it

USA USA USA

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>>688824871

>>688829721
Where is the full version?

>>688827363
40 tacos from jack in the box nigger

>>688831280
idgi?

>>688824871
>Only Americans are stupid enough to fall for this bait

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>>688831736
Don't download thumbnails, newfag.

@688831931
<chek this newfag out

>>688830187
what's wrong? healthy at any size

>>688827363
Sugar in the tea alone is worse than the entire to picture. Way to go retard

>>688832166
>>Zozzle

>>688831409
https://youtu.be/IiNYmiM0Nfw

The great legacy of Germany.

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>>688822912
why are BLACK americans so fat and stupid and disgusting?

>FTFY

>>688831931
I cut it from the original picture m8

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>>688824871
Wow even by troll standards your retarted.