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Girlfriend is asleep. What do?
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Girlfriend is asleep. What do?
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>>688809593
sharpie in pooper
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>>688809658
Noice
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>>688809593
Time stamp
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Sleep at her side
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>>688809658
anything in pooper
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>>688809658
We can all agree on this.
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>>688809658
She's too light a sleeper for that. Here's her asshole instead.
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>>688809593
write time stamp on ass then put sharpie in pooper. permanent marker.
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Apply aloe vera.
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>>688809593
Go jerk off and go to sleep.
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>>688809871
Faggot.
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>>688809933
she got wermzz ew
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Rape and Murder her.
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>>688809933
wait a minute... Ashley?
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>>688809933
She got paper stuck there mate
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>>688810203
What the fuck...
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>>688809593

This poor girl is burnt to a crisp. Please for the love of god, spread some lotion on her back for us.

And I do mean actual lotion, you perverts.
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>>688810113
Roll
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Write "NIGGERS" On her ass in big ass font
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>>688810113
Rolling
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>>688810113
Reroll
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fake and gay
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>>688810113
Fucking do it op
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>>688810113
Rollerino
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>>688810351

I second this motion of kindness

>then fuck her in the ass and jizz all over her back.. Please
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>>688810113
Kill her
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>>688809593
>wash her back.
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>>688810113
Fucking kill her
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cum on her ass
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>>688810113
Just do it op
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>>688809593
>got.this
>rub alovera on her sunburn... smoothly.. gently,
>its very cold it was in the fridge
>IF stirs,stop, comfort,talk, continue if she wants, discern
>IF does not, continue... much slower
>fin
>place light covering over her
>lay down next to her
>rest until shes done
>listen to some music maybe
>bong.packed
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>>688810667
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>>688810113
If dubs do it
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>>688809593
Slap on sunburn, run for your life
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>>688810744
FUCK
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Put a blanket on her and go to bed
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>>688809593

Rub after sun lotion on that burn, then sit and draw her and present it to this goddess when she awakes
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>>688810113
Kill her then rape her.
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>>688810744
WINRAR WINRAR
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Leave her alone and go but Charmin. It doesn't leave little pieces behind.
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Jizz in her hair
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KILL
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>>688810113
Slap the sun burn... then kill her
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MURDA
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Are you faggots that retarded? Not even a timestamp was provided.
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>>688810113
Cut her throat
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>>688811011
Fuckin winrar
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draw a dick on her butt with a vivid
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>>688810113
Kill
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>rape her and yell it's just a prank bro
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Slit het throat, write "9GAG MADE ME DO THIS" on her forhead and then put sharpie in the pooper
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>>688810113
Cut off her tits and eat them
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>>688811176
Bingo
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>>688810422
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>>688809593
Are you still here op?
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>>688811011
Do this one next op
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>>688811176
Rolling
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>>688811555
Trips!
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>>688811555
trips of thruth
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>>688811555
WINRAR
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>>688811555
Time to kill her op
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>>688811378
Faggot
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>>688811555
Gotta do it now OP.
DONT ANGER THE UNIVERSE!
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Peel that dead skin off her back.
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>>688811555
Make sure you post photos op
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My trips will overrule the 555
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>>688809593
Fap to traps.
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>>688811928
If this post end in 5 you must show her pussy
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>>688812034
Noob,this is how you do it
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>>688809593
Beat her up and then call the amber lamps
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>>688811555
How's the killing coming along op?
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>>688810113
>>688811314
Never change, /b/
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>>688809593
spank her
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try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMUnimcaSsY
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OP don't be boring
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>>688811930
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>>688812496
cum on her asssssss
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>>688812496
masturbate to the trap thread wit the phone on her arse and gently rub your warm cum into the sunburn when you're finished
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>>688812496
You are such a faggot op. Dont be such a pussy and honor >>688811555
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>>688810113
Re rolling for this beauty
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>>688812034
>>688812067
Samefag
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>>688810113
Roll
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>>688810113
Come on baby
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>>688810113
Kill her
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>>688810113
Kill kill kill
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Slap that bitches sunburn
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>>688810113
Do it faggot
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>>688810113
KILL OR GTFO
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>>688812496

can you do the same but with this pic please
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>>688810113
Roll roll
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>>688810113
Rape and murder her
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>>688809593
Boobs
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Rub her in cooking oil
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>>688813161

this please!
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>>688813161
Wouldn't it be easier just to kill her than wank to this whale?
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>>688813236
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Ram it in op Roll For rape
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>>688813353
>>688813356

not forcing him to or anything - i'd just love it if he did
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>>688813781
Rerol
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>>688813356

something like this
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>>688813781
REROLL
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>>688813792
You might love it, but it's not exactly humane.
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>>688813882
Lay your dick on her face.
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>>688813882
That's fucking disgusting op. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>688813781
Fuck it. If you're not going to kill her, at least rape her.
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>>688813781
Reroll
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>>688813781
Roll
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>>688813781
rolling
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>>688809593
Smack her sunburn as hard as you can
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>>688814322
Winrar
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Dude, Just put you fingers inside her pussy, thats what everyone wants.
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>>688810203
Why, yes! Of the millions of girls in the world I can't believe this random one with no face pic is exactly who you think it is!!

It's a miracle, anons!!
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>>688814322
WINRAR
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>>688813882
How would you fuck her?
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It is settled op has to ram his cock into her ass
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>>688814471
Shut the fuck up.
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>688814322
Rapey rapey time op.
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>>688814608

thanks! same about the light though
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>>688814608
I'd fuck her pussy doggystyle slow and deep until my cock was wet enough to stick it in her tight asshole.

I'd then give her a leg-quivering orgasm and blow my huge load in her while making direct eye contact with you to let you know she is mine now you fucking cuck bitch.
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>>688809593
wake her up by fingering her. show video.
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After taking a second look at that pillows, fat, unshaved asshole and tiny tits I think I fucked that girl as well. Is her name Agnes?
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>>688814903

also i'd love to play with her tits, love slightly inverted nipples! i'd love to push them into her tits
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>>688815166
You sound like such a faggot
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wake her up by gently rubbing her pussy, film it and show it to us
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>>688815047
Yes!!! This very average, very common body build random girl on the Internet with only half of a face shot is Agnes!!!

Wow!!! What a co-incidence!!!
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Pet it gently
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>>688815298

wow... your words... they hurt...

ahhh. burn...
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Can we please stop pretending that shes sleeping? Please? Can we? Stop?
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>>688814903

would you be up for doing the same with the other pics? possibly with a pussy shot as well?
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>>688815613
Your dirty talk is fucking cringe. Go kill yourself faggot.
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>>688814322
What all would you do to her?
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>>688815526
So it is Agnes then?
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>>688815859

>Your dirty talk is fucking cringe. Go kill yourself faggot actually
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piss in her ass
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>>688815859
>Your dirty talk is actually cringe. Go kill yourself faggot actually
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>>688815973
Stick it in and out hard and fast until she bleeds
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>>688809933
pinworms?
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>>688815973
fuck her and film POV, post
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>>688809933
I was originally thinking those were toilet paper crumbs.... and that's fine, everyone poops and from that time until you shower, you may have a few little bits of tp.....

BUT THAT SHIT IS WORMS!!!! Seriously, she needs to get that treated before you and everyone else in the household get them.
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>>688815973
film her while u hit that pussy up
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This thread is a fucking digusting disaster. OP. Fuck off and take your wormy chub with you.

Seriously, fuck right off.
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>>688815784

still hoping for this.

love her body! do you ever do private trades?
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>>688815526
So its her or not, stop being a faggot and tell me so I can post pics of the same girl in the same fucking bed.
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Lick the back of her ear
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>>688816621
Show me more of what you got. >>688816740
Post the pics anyway
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>>688816847

you up for doing this >>688814608 with them as i post?
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>>688817181
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>>688809933
Those are legitimately pinworms.
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>>688817525

atleast do it with this one please
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OP gone?
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>>688809593
What a lovely squirrelcat you got there, buddy :^)
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well, my email is [email protected] if any one is interested
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>>688817531
how the fuck do a person even get pinworms?
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>>688819469
looked like toilet paper lint honestly...
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>>688819611
nah nigger dems worms
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