Steve.

John

Brittany.

I've lost myself completely since then.

Johosephat Gwendlestomper Wentsworth

>>688793317
This op
https://dwnlodit2.com/9sOo

>>688793317
Alicia, we've already gone out like 3 times and i still havent brought myself to kissing her. What the fuck is wrong with me

OP

>>688794286
You're too afraid to screw up and hence lose her. That's the paradox though: do nothing, and you'll also lose her.

Good luck anon, grow some balls and be a man.

Blakeley, and shes been mine for a year.

>>688793317
She doesn't exist, though.
I haven't spoken to a person face-to-face for more than five minutes in at least a year.

>>688793317
Vân

>>688793317
Abby.
my God she's fucking beautiful, amazing, sweet, and perfect body too. Kinda sucks she's in a trip for the summer.

Randy bobandy

Devin =\

Marissa. That phone call lost me my one chance to ask her out.

I grew out of crushes years ago but if I had to say the 1 girl I've wanted in 5 years would be jordan

Amber

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Hannah M
Feels bad.

>>688793317

Jen, amazing and awesome redhead

>>688795002

fuck off randy

Leah.

It still fucking hurts

Melanie. Kai. Aubrey.

Thinking about them is one of the only things that takes me away from my pitiful fucking petty existence.

Renamon

Austin

>>688793317
Laila. I love her but she doesn't know that yet. Too bad we live far apart now.

shannon. go fuck yourself.

>>688795002
frig off lahey

Whitney

Michelle, jasmine and Emma.

his name is cedric...

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>>688793317
Angelique

>>688795374
I have three that I think of too. You think you're over them, and then one day out of the blue you get hit with memories. It sucks.

bri h
i wish i could make people change

Jordan Lewis

>>688793317
Christine ):

>>688793317
mom. the only women in my life I can rely.

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Unrelated, what the hell is in this bottle? I've been trying to find out for literally hours to no avail.

>>688796462
I don't know anon. my professional opinion with a phd majoring in "what the fuck is that" is that you should probably drink it.

>>688796381
She broke up with me cause she was going though heavy emotional issues and couldn't handle a relationship (I had/have my own baggage). We stayed in touch for awhile but she cut me off to avoid getting back with me. It wouldn't have been good for either of us.
After nearly two years I still think of her.

>>688793317
Mary Jane

Lauren. She dumped me after 2 years and started dating a coworker less than a month after. She was "just friends" with him.

I wish I could hate her, but I just hate myself. Fuck sakes.

>>688796462
Probably cough syrup. Only one way to find out though

>>688796743
I think that's a great idea.

>>688796462
Cough Syrup?

>>688796908
thanks anon, remember knowing is half the battle, and the other half most likely lies in whatever the fuck that Is in your stomach

Tara

>>688793317
Padme

Liezel...

Gentille

>>688793317
Emily

>>688796848
Know what works well ? Train yourself to despise her internally. Focus on her ugly physical and mental traits.

You're sad because you think about her positive aspects. Do think about her negative aspects and it'll go away just like that.

To give you an idea, I've been in love with this girl for two years, she said she loved me while she was dating other (partly for the money, but still, I was a cuck-lord). One day, I decided that it's enough, so I did as said before.

After a week, I was disgusted by her. I shit you not, that's how effective it is. You just need the will.

Now she's texting me, begging for attention, and it's fucking pathetic. Don't ever beg a girl for attention, btw.

>>688796317
Bri is also my girls name. She was done with me for next to nothing and I thought I was over her. It just kills me to think about how pathetic my life really is.

Mallory.
She was dating a friend of mine when we met, and is now dating another. She told me we could be together if I could manage to live like an adult, which I clearly cannot.

>>688793317
Hanah

>>688797742
Thanks, Anon. That helps. I've pretty much gotten over, it is just now and then i get hit with feels from random memories.

That being said, I have gotten to like being single. I can hook up with chicks for anonymous sex, wake up and go to sleep when I want, and stay out as late as I want

I will work on what you said. This beer is for you.

Yonina.

>>688793317
grace.

>>688793317
Sam.

Who the fuck lies about saying they can't hangout because its raining outside and it's partially cloudy outside? You were a five minute walk from house, if you don't want to hang out or be friends. Just say that shit fuck you Mantha.

>>688794936
Abby is mine too.

Monica.

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>>688798240
Cheers bruv, we're pretty much the same. Next round on me.

>>688793317
I tried to make it right but the pen ran outta ink.
Juileta

My reflection

Randy trevor

Andrea.. Haven't spoke to her in 3 years. Hope she's happy.

Emily

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after almost 2 years I'm finally over her

Her name is Latrinisha Oogabooga

>>688798535
is this worth watching?

Iben, my ex. She wants to get back together after a year, don't know how good of an idea it is

>>688798796
>Latrinisha Oogabooga

Why am I laughing so hard at this

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>>688793317
Taylor
Too bad she's dating some 6'2" white guy
>tfw when we get along so well and match each others personality
>tfw she called me by her boyfriends name once and we both kinda smiled awkwardly for a split second
>tfw when 5' 5" manlet and spic so I'll never stand a chance
>Just

>>688798726
frig off, Lahey

Cass. I hope she's still here, and she got that gig at that resort last winter.

>>688796462
What does the cap look like? any other labels?

>>688796462
>>688800230
Also show us the rest of that label. It's rolled up

>>688793317
Mackenzie
She was always mad when I did drugs but I kept doing them so she'd pay attention to me once she lost interest.
It's been 4 years, no girl has made me forget about her.
I try to base my life and choices around what she might think, but I can't cope with the fact she doesn't care anymore, she has better people in her life now.

Kinari
>Too much of a beta to approach her.
>I know I'll bore her to death.
>She's beautiful in every way.
I swear I'm just drolling over her. I honestly have no chance for someone like her.

David Blaine.

>>688793317
Ashley, co-worker. Going to ask that chick out tomorrow, don't want to wait around forever

Kailey

>>688801478
Wish you luck anon

Chloe

Maddy

george foreman

Hillary Clinton.

theres no use in sharing, not like its ever going to happen

USA

>>688793317
As if I need this image. Her brown eyes and great smile are always on my mind. Too bad her mind probably struggles to remember what we used to be.

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OP

Kelsey

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Fucking N.
You cheating cunt, I'd give anything to have you again, everythings so monotonic ever since you left, I'm stable, I'm independent I'm doing fucking great you cunt. Why can't I stop thinking about you, why do I miss you so fucking much. Fucking whoreeee aaaargh I don't even hate you, you stupid slut.. I still love you so much..

>>688793317
Caroline
>but she cucked me

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Justine

Rebecca
Can't cause another state
Fuckin'hot
No robot

>>688793317
Beth.
Just started going out with her a week or two ago.
Tommorow me and my flatmate are throwing a party and she's staying the night.
Thing is, it's only since today that we've been actively calling each other boyfriend/girlfriend.

Have to play this shit by ear.
Fuck it.

Jovanni, i just wish i could know if she feels the same way about me

Teresa

Jovanni, i wish i could know if she feels the same way about me

Mathilda. I get goosebumps just thinking about her. Pure perfection, both body, mind and personality.

>>688803566
I can't get her off my mind. I wonder if she also thinks of me. We still text but not as much as we used too.

Zoë

>>688793317
Rieko

>>688793317
Mom.

Bill Clinton. The love of my life.

>>688798889
It is if you have good taste in movies and you wanna feel

Hannah. It's been two months now since I told her how I felt and she didn't wanna talk anymore. I really miss her though. I need help.

Charlie. My friend's wife. He doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as her. She is a goddess and he treats her like garbage.

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>her
being anything but gay is silly smh tbh fam

She doesn't exist. Lucky bastards.

>>688798889
YES. Great movie. Great soundtrack.

Alon

Tair

>>688794579
Honestly you would lose her anyways so there is no reason not to go for it

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>>688793317
Natalie... fml

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>>688801290
Same /b/ro... same

>>688793317
Michelle

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>>688804368
At first i kek'd but then i got some feels. I've been an asshole to my mom lately

Ryan

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>>688801290
You're not alone pal! A great number of us are useless beta faggots who don't deserve our waifus

>>688793317
Brooke....

Fuck you OP.

>>688793317
Kirsten Marie Allen

lilyan

Chloe.

>>688793317
Concetta

Elissa, but she has a boyfriend and I'm too much of a pussy to actually drop hints that I like her. I can't even fucking talk to her anymore either; goddammit.

memetta

Amy, she's a bad bitch and I love her like crazy

>>688807224
whip out your dick in front of her. you've got a 50/50 shot. godspeed anon

>>688802663
:(

Katrina... without a doubt the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Shaughnessy. We have been dating for 2 years, but I feel like its been too long. I'm not sure if I want to spend my life with her, but I'm 75% of the time happy. I don't know what to do. She's great, I'm horrible.

Kelsey. She's sexy, smart, funny, and likes the same things I do. We've had sex a few times but now she lives 2000 miles away. Feels really bad.

>>688803004
805?

>>688807777
Dope. I got quads

>>688807777
proud of you

victoria nobles

Samantha C. I miss her more every single day and the memories just hurt.

>>688807963
Thanks dad

Rebekah

Carla

Is it sad that I have feelings for no one? I'm turning 20 in July and I'm still a kissless virgin. Yet earlier today I saw a girl at a bus stop who caight me gazing at her. She came my way and stood next to me for a full 5 min and even went walking the same direction for less than a block and I still haven't talked to her. I'm thinking of that girl. It's weird.

Elizabeth

Martha

Vanessa. Sucks cause I was about to hit it off but she is moving to the Philippines in a day or 2

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Emma

Lovisa.
Only problem is, she's not my gf.

Still Kristyn. Who tf spells it that way?

Madison...she broke me

Shell

You're crazy but I don't have any friends so we hang out a lot. You think you're good in bed. You're ok. But you don't make me wear a condom which is cool

>>688793317
Liu

>>688808554
stay broken. they can't break broken.

>>688793317
Brünhilda nigafäget

>>688808469
Thought that was a picture of a guy with two furry dicks. I'd say I'm glad it's not but honestly I'm a little disappointed.

Mafalda

>>688808643
preach

>>688793317
Akrivh(Ακριβή) >>688808540
but she doesn't even knows me

>>688808643
Now I'm prescribed meds just to function in the world. I'm emotionally numb but feeling nothing is better than feeling bad

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Izzy... man who knew writing 4 letters could be that hard.

Jen

Annika

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>>688793317
Her name is Alexander Hamilton.

Yariela

>>688795893
Same

John cena

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Jovanni :(

>>688793317
Hanis

I don't even know why. She's a muzzie and has a boyfriend anyway.

Geogaddi :(

Savannah. That damn wretched beast.

Alyssa. We're both new at the warehouse where we work. We've had a couple...moments, I guess. "You'll get used to it" she said, then later I said the same thing, quoting her, in a different situation. I'm pretty sure she got it. I doubt she even knows or remembers my name. I'm considered to be pretty hot, but still.

There's also Sydney, my mom's friend's babysitter. she's a little older than me, really hot, and from what I hear she's nerdy, which is cool. I blew it today trying to talk with her while she was at my house for a minute. I told her my name, awkwardly checked my phone, then went back upstairs. She's hot and quiet and I was awkward and hungover. If I had been drinking I would have done a lot better, much more charismatic, but instead I blew it. My mom's friend gave me her number, I could try texting or calling her, but I mean come on, "I'm that awkward guy and we spent a solid 5 seconds talking, your boss gave me your number".

Any advice, /b/ros?

>>688793317
Ariana Grande. She once winked at me in her music video. I know all you fags think it was just part of the shot, but it was for me. She sends me secret messages in her songs. Like she says she wants me to "bang bang into her room" she wants me to break into her house while she's sleeping so I can club her in the back of the head and drag her lifeless body to my den of passion. How do I know? because "One last time I need to be the one you're taking home" I can't tell you all our secrets, but one day she will be tied up in my den where I will make sweet love to her before I skin her and wear her beautiful body over mine.....

Heidi..

>>688810172
Tell her you found the number in a stall where you were taking a shit. Tell her you wanna meet and when you do she'll recognize you and think that it was fate. Just trust. I'm the Nicholas Sparks of men's room matchmaking

Malia, god she is fucking hot. Wish I could date her and then fuck the shit out of her. Compassionate, smart, hell I would do anything to be with her.

Haley.

She's moving to another part of the country soon and I'll never see her again. Shit sucks.

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jade...shes incapable of making up her mind and doesn't want to be with me at all but i still want to be with her so bad

Diana :(

>>688810520
Where she from?

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Sexy Lexi

Shelby, we just broke up. She said she doesn't think she loves me, and just "loves my personality" (when I asked what that meant she said basically she likes me as a friend but that's it). But I don't buy it, part of me thinks it's her just pulling back because she's scared. It wouldn't be the first time she's done it but I have no proof and unless I call her out on it she won't admit it. But if I'm wrong then I'm an idiot who can't accept she doesn't return my feelings.

>>688810172
okay, this is a good start, then y have something to laught about together!!!!
just call her tell her that y thing she's cute and want to drink a cup of the/koffie or something, and remember to tell her that y'r sry for being a little akward the last time, it was only because y got a hangover at that y AGAIN think that she is really cute !!!

>>688810681
If she wants to be with you, she would be. That's all you need to know. Telling you that is her idea of letting you down easily. I've been there it sucks

>>688810816
Are you drunk ?

>>688793317
Anne

>>688793317
Julianna

I'm married and she's not my wife.
Am I a terrible husband?

>>688811031
yer so?

>>688810837
That's what I keep telling myself, but I don't know she did a complete 180 with how she was acting towards me. And she's done this before, the time before was before we started dating and it was because she was afraid she was going to get too attached to me and get hurt.

So what if she's just scared again? She started acting differently after me jokingly giving her shit/teasing her made her think I didn't love her.

I know it's probably not true, but I don't want to lose her. If it's true then I can talk to her, promise her there's no reason to be scared. I'll get to be with the girl I love. I don't want to let her go Anon.

>>688811073
I figured. I'm such a detective aren't I

>>688793317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OBfiRhnmMM

>>688811134
well I suppose y are

>>688808358
go for it /b/ro. Make us proud

>>688811107
Buddy it's like I'm talking to a mirror. My ex would seem so in love with me and then pull a 180 out of no where and just leave. Women are able to manipulate men better than we give them credit for. I'm not saying she doesn't have feelings for you but there's obviously something wrong. If you don't wanna let her go, do anything in your power to get her back. Be that fucking guy who goes through years of hell for the chance that she might take you back. If she's worth it then go for it

>>688811107
grow some balls and move on. she doesnt want to get attached, simple as

Roxanne. Real Qt3.14.
She's a bit geeky, and that's one of the best things about her. I don't talk to her on a daily bases, though I wish I did, but I'd still consider her one of my best friends.
Though I would've liked being more than that.

>>688811478
horrible advice. go through years of hell for one bitch who doesnt want to be him? just let her go and find someone better

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>>688810816
Huh, maybe next time. I'll probably see her again sometime soon.

>>688811478
I don't think she's manipulating me (to be fair, I guess that's what someone who's getting manipulated would say). I just think she's scared of being hurt. She's asleep so I can't do anything tonight. I Might do something about it when she goes to sleep.
>>688811483
And if that's the case I'm fine with it, but if she doesn't want to get attached because she's scared of being hurt that's what I'm not ok with. If she doesn't have feelings for me, fine. But if she does, I don't want to lose her because she's scared of being hurt. Even more so if it's because of me being an idiot and joking about something stupid. I don't know how to explain it, I just can't accept it. I refuse to let her end us because she's scared of being hurt.

Tinderho1994

>>688811107
You need to tell her these words. Let her know that if she's scared of the relationship, you can assure her that you will never let go. If she doesn't comply, then I'm sorry /b/ro.

>>688811730
I mean that's kind of what I was trying to say. im telling him that if he does want her back, which he obviously does then it will be hell and it might not even happen

pokimane

>>688793317
alina- rip me

read "you are now thinking about hitler"

>>688793317

Meaghan, been months and I still can't get myself together

>>688811938
Fuck it man, I'm going to do it. I can possibly, no matter how slim, get her back. And what do I have to lose? My pride? Fuck my pride.

Thanks anons

>>688812150
She will just drain you over and over again until there's nothing left. Then she'll move on with her life and leave you in pieces.

Aryanna, but she wants to get back together.

>>688812313
Honestly, I don't care what you say Anon. Even if she does, there's a chance it'll end differently and I have to take that chance. Maybe I'm making a mistake, maybe I'm not. I don't know, nor do I really care honestly. I have to try, I owe her that much. If it's really because she's just scared, I owe her enough to assure her there's no reason to be.

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Andreea.

>>688812456
I'm not telling you what to do I'm just telling you what will probably happen. To be young and naive, is kill to have your mindset again

>>688812594
I understand that, honestly I do. I understand that it probably won't happen and nothing will come of me telling her this when she wakes up.

I honestly don't expect anything to change between us besides maybe her thinking I'm annoying for not just letting her go and me getting hurt more than I already am. I'm not naive, I know the chances of something good coming from this is slim to none. But I don't care, I have to try. I have to hope.

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JOJI

>>688812785
Good luck I honestly admire your optimism. Not all stories have a bad ending

>>688812994
Thanks anon, that's what I'm hoping for.

Either way she's awake so I'm going to do it now. I guess I'll post results in this thread then.

>>688813056
If thread ends make a new one. I'm intrigued