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can I have some of that butt
I love your marshtomps
>>688757188
of course
>>688757014
The way you moaned led me to believe that.
Damn, the cringe.
>>688756975
it's their money anyway
>>688757307
It's a pretty well liked avi
>>688757327
That is a most excellent picture
>>688757518
I agree
I have a similar one but I can't find it
>>688757825
freklz buy me a kimono
>>688758029
if I ever bought one it would be for my own use
sounds good using your money is nice
>>688757359
Hey, I'm willing whenever you want~
>>688758126
Buy two, then you can share
what happened in the hour i was not paying attention, david
>>688757474
as long as it's not going to waste I suppose
>>688758268
sounds expensive
>>688758253
Good
>>688758308
Nothing
>>688758401
I'm sure you'll be rolling in money soon
>>688758308
some porn was posted
and i took a shower
you still haven't stopped
>>688758530
I got a part-time job at least
something like $400 a week
gonna build me a desktop this summer
>>688758764
Oh nice, now you can be someone's sugar-daddy
>>688759078
wait, I want people to buy ME shit, though, not the other way around
>>688759199
Well you should have thought of that before you got a job
why does she have pairs of socks hanging up if she's only got one foot
>>688759349
I'll just have to lie to people about it
that way I can have my cake and eat it too
>>688759534
>why does she have pairs of socks hanging up if she's only got one foot
She wears one at a time
>>688759534
Okay so if anyone's asks, I tell them you're poor and need gifts immediately
smoking, man, it makes you lose your foot.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT TO STOP
>>688759534
more importantly what the fuck is a marijuana leaf doing in Japan
>>688758468
radical, i love it!
>>688758563
looks like some good pornography
>>688759734
exactly
>>688759799
she seems very enthusiastic about it
>>688759931
she's got those connections
clearly foreign merch
>>688759534
she can still wear both
just one at a time
sadly, there are uneducated drivers at dominos that make like 1000$+ a week
>>688760067
Or a member of the yakuza or whatever the fuck it is
weed is like worse than raping someone in Japan
>>688760029
Tubular
>>688759799
smoke weed erreday
>>688760168
could you be one of them
>>688760168
wow I only make 1320 a month, and that's gross income.
>>688760153
or both on the same foot for extra warmth
>>688760168
my work is equally skill-less and allows me to shitpost/fuck around on my laptop for 9 hours a day with minimal human interaction
>>688760217
they don't take rape all that seriously over there from what I gather
>>688760741
have you done that before
>>688760217
Littering is worse than rape in Japan
>>688759819
THAT
THIS
>>688760842
yes
proper cold-weather camping attire involves two layers of socks
never the two from the same pair, though
Avery post a picture of yourself in a scout uniform
>>688761232
I don't have any handy
>>688761347
Yet another disappointment
>>688761536
I know...
>>688760926
but why
>>688761658
because I am a born again christian god dammit
>>688761121
would you like to go cold weather camping
>>688762097
no, I am just fine with never sleeping outside in those conditions again
This is gay as Fuck.
>>688762426
post more images like that
>>688762091
but it's so cute
>>688762679
okay
>>688762224
I miss camping
>>688762097
ill take one of those mousepads
>>688762224
would you like to go warm weather camping
>>688762760
yeah it's fun
>>688763006
sure
>>688760588
no, a lot of that goes into their cars cause they destroy them driving so much
>>688760655
i wish i made such money
>>688760741
what do you do?
>>688763164
it's not much when it's literally 50 cents over minimum wage for getting bitched at constantly by people in another state.
>>688763164
I am sure I have described it to you before
I am the day manager at a self-storage warehouse
"attendant" would probably be a better word
except before I did it on an inconsistent basis as a substitute, but now I have the job regularly
>>688762971
me too
>>688763419
i'm lucky to make 70 cents over minimum wage, and i think it's going up soon
>>688763572
oh i thought you got a computer job
>>688763164
that's unfortunate
it sounds kind of exciting
I would watch a racing/pizza delivery movie for sure
should I give snuggles a break
>>688763667
that being said, all the other projects are getting fucking 14+ an hour. Over 2/3rds of my training group left when they found out it was that low.
>>688763667
no, I have not been even close to on top of things as far as that job search goes
I only have this one cuz it fell into my lap, since my family owns the business
>>688763932
>they did not know how much they would be paid when they accepted the job offer
>>688763083
you may have to wear fewer clothes to adjust to the warm weather
>>688764105
Most places are like that these days.
>>688764246
alright
>>688764248
seems very strange
>>688764408
Hell, most places remain anonymous unless you get chosen to go to the next round
>>688764105
No one was told, they all assumed it would be the same they were used to because the hiring agencies never said anything about it till after training. Hell I had to fucking find my interview and job site on my own because the temp agency person never got back to me.
>>688764667
what the hell kinda jobs are you interviewing for
>>688764681
oh, temp agency shit
seems real sleazy
>>688764408
do you have a sleeping bag
>>688764875
pretty much anything up my alley
>>688764875
yea, it's just that agent actually. Other people who have that agent complain all the time about her.
>>688764875
temp agencies are the bomb
you just keep bugging them until you get a job, then if you don't like it, bug them until you get another one
>>688765007
wish I could say the same
>>688765060
that's pretty lame
should switch agents
>>688765203
sounds tedious
>>688765019
c-could I barrow one
>>688765352
you literally just pick up the phone and call
is that so hard
>>688764105
congratulations on having a middle-upper class family
>>688763932
why are you paid so little?
>>688763921
did you ever read snow crash?
>>688765539
>talking to others verbally
>>688765352
I tried but I'm stuck with her, she literally won't even contact me anymore because I asked to switch.
>>688765618
because mass is the only state being a bunch of cheap cunts.
>>688765491
yeah
>>688765539
yeah
I've had anxiety about that shit my whole life
>>688765700
so she's literally not doing her job
>>688766153
really
interesting
>>688766153
yep, the only time she contacted me was about the job offer itself. I almost didn't get the job because of her too actually.
>>688765618
yeah on your reccommendation
I liked it
>>688766345
hey, you asked
>>688766451
super lame
I'd talk to someone at the agency about that
>>688767171
no I'm not being sarcastic or anything
I wish I felt like being honest but instead I'm just going to say I'm sympathetic, however you should try your hardest to overcome it. At least in a business sense. It's very important for your financial future.
>>688767171
I did, they told me because they are in a different state they can't do anything about it. I was beyond pissed.
>>688767461
yes, I am much better about it than in the past, I can call people if I have to, I'd just rather not do anything that involves talking to people on the phone a lot
unfortunately it makes looking for a job even more of an ordeal than it already is
>>688767536
find a new agency? I assume you've considered all this already and it's not feasible
post more father/son incest, snuggler
Post more memes, Dom.
>>688768218
If I get a new agency I lose the job, I haven't been there long enough for a permanent position.
nerf THIS
Oh too good for the twincest
I see how it is
>>688768235
Does this count?
>>688768532
what an unfortunate situation
twincest doesn't interest me at all, i'm more interested in mother/son incest than that tbh
>>688768630
sure
>>688768640
Yea, I was offered another job by another agent there but they didn't tell me where. I was only told, "a local cable company" and they didn't tell me the pay. I was positive it was comcast.
>>688768982
that's so dumb
the only reason they wouldn't tell you the location or the pay would be because they think you wouldn't want the job if they did
>>688768738
I know this is hyper-hypocritical of me
and probably wildly sexist and misogynistic or whatever
but very few things genuinely gross me out more than mother/son
>Not liking twincest
>>688768738
it's probably you don't have a twin
>>688769151
That was why I turned it down after a bit of thought. All they said was "it pays more than your current position"
>>688769151
Yep, pretty much.
I applied for an IT potion and they said I was right what they where looking for. I call back and they pulled the job from the agency, listed in in the paper and had 3 times the amount of shit they where looking for.
Needless to say, they didn't get anyone.
>>688769260
why?
>>688769342
i think it is because i am attracted to people that are like my dad instead of people that are like my brothers.
I have a twin
>>688769399
they seem like a very honest agency, why would they lie about that?
if you trusted us you wouldn't ask about the specifics anyway!
>>688769506
super trustworthy
>>688769825
Oh yeah. I called back each week for 6 months because that's how they work.
Turned out the guy I was talking to trying to find a job left months ago and I was leaving messages on a machine that no one was paying any attention too.
>>688769677
its disgusting and morally wrong
>>688769825
wow
cool
>>688770082
it's opinion and no universal morals exist
>>688769825
only reason I took this job honestly was because it was the only job offer I got aside from a pizza place that was snooty with me before I even actually met them.
its literally the only thing I could think to say
I am not sexually attracted to her
>>688770031
gosh, and no one thought to let you know
>>688770225
rough
beleaguered once again by "i don't like thing"
I told you it was hypocritical
what more do you want me to say
he doesn't have to like it
There is nothing wrong with being sexist, women are shit.
Nibi it is rude to talk about Freklz like that.
it's tru tho
I am garbage
his reasons are bad, but i'm not holding that against him
freklz will make a wonderful mother
>>688768590
MOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR
also, OP,
Marshtomp and Swampert Porn Plleeeaaassseeee
>>688770504
eh, it's life. The company itself is really nice and if they like your work they will invite you back a few times. Then they hire you on through the company itself.
I need to get some sleep, night everyone!
Freklz is a FOXGIRL and exists outside the spectrum.
>>688771147
better do good work for them then
l8r
bye leagueu
>>688771102
NOTICE ME AND MY PATHETIC PLEAS
>MARSHTOMP AND SWAMPERT PLEASE
>>688771029
Do not say that darling, you are lovely.
I'm trying
I'm actually trying and I can't do any better Dom
I wish i could be a mom
>>688771477
see, I've already manipulated you into complimenting me
how much lower will I sink, I wonder?
it's fine, it isn't your fault
>>688771511
same
>>688771511
All you gota do is just get pregnant.
is 4 doughnuts too much in a 3 hour period?
>>688771029
Well hey baby just call me a garbage truck cause I'm here to pick you up
my smile is gone for good
carry around a beautiful baby in your butt for 9 months
>>688771665
I thought of this scenario. Acceptable losses.
>>688771800
get me pregnant nibi
>>688771155
what artist is that
I am disgustingly sober right now
>>688771983
For people needing to lose weight, sure.
I don't think you are those people.
>You will never be fertile enough to get other men pregnant.
>>688771987
oh my
>>688772047
th-thank you for trusting me
>>688772236
okay brb
nibi can not have freklz
