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2016-06-10 01:05:17 Post No. 688741548
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:05:17 Post No. 688741548 [Report]
>trying to alpha-ize myself
>lift and shit
>make profile on POF
>this shit happens
PANIC MODE /b/ I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY? TELL HER I PISS IN BOTTLES OR WHAT?
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:05:47 Post No.688741609
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:06:46 Post No.688741712
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:07:06 Post No.688741751
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:08:17 Post No.688741877
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:08:17 Post No.688741877 [Report]
>>688741548
OP... start returning some questions
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:09:08 Post No.688741981
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:09:08 Post No.688741981 [Report]
>>688741877
y-you dont understand... i dont want to be chad
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:10:16 Post No.688742117
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:10:16 Post No.688742117 [Report]
is this bitch 12 years old or what
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:10:26 Post No.688742135
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:10:26 Post No.688742135 [Report]
sometimes i think the people here pretend to be autistic, you really are.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:11:54 Post No.688742323
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:11:54 Post No.688742323 [Report]
op here, fuck it, dubs decides
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:13:01 Post No.688742447
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:13:01 Post No.688742447 [Report]
do you suck cock?
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:14:55 Post No.688742685
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:14:55 Post No.688742685 [Report]
hopefully you can actually play guitar good or at least good enough that she will think you are good
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:16:07 Post No.688742838
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:16:07 Post No.688742838 [Report]
kys faggot
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:17:04 Post No.688742958
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:17:04 Post No.688742958 [Report]
shouldnt mention 4chan to normal chicks, it will be a huge turn off. hell, even weird 4chan chicks will lose respect for you if you are a 4chan user

granted she might know what the hell you are talking about from chinese image board, but that just made it sound even worse
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:18:15 Post No.688743133
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>>688741548
Ask her to fuck right now
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:19:11 Post No.688743278
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:19:11 Post No.688743278 [Report]
>>688743133
Oo shiet nigguh fuuuuuggg
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:19:19 Post No.688743305
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:19:19 Post No.688743305 [Report]
>>688743133
WINRAR
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:19:33 Post No.688743342
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:19:33 Post No.688743342 [Report]
>>688742685
yea im pretty good
>>688742958
i know , but she asked
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:19:55 Post No.688743390
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:19:55 Post No.688743390 [Report]
Alpha checking in

This man: >>688743133 has the right approach.

Alpha checking out
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:21:09 Post No.688743561
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:21:09 Post No.688743561 [Report]
>>688743133
ok, lord kek help me.

she lives kinda far away so obviously it wont work buti will do it for the lulz i guess
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:22:10 Post No.688743706
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:22:10 Post No.688743706 [Report]
>>688743561
If she says yes you owe me OP
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:22:58 Post No.688743820
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:22:58 Post No.688743820 [Report]
>>688743706
i aint flying to cali to get low grade pussy
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:23:52 Post No.688743941
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:23:52 Post No.688743941 [Report]
>>688743820
Oh shit nigga I didn't know she was in Cali
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:26:46 Post No.688744322
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:26:46 Post No.688744322 [Report]
waiting for reply
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:26:54 Post No.688744340
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:26:54 Post No.688744340 [Report]
inb4 catfish
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:28:50 Post No.688744586
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:28:50 Post No.688744586 [Report]
She probably wants my ssn like the last one
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:28:54 Post No.688744601
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>>688744322
She's gonna reply because dubs
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:38:48 Post No.688745797
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you know what to do
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:41:26 Post No.688746125
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:41:26 Post No.688746125 [Report]
>>688745797
wait never mind. I don't like fat chicks
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:41:29 Post No.688746129
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:41:29 Post No.688746129 [Report]
Depends, if u let me take you out to dinner first
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:42:44 Post No.688746281
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:42:44 Post No.688746281 [Report]
>>688745797
Copulate?!? Poor choice betafag.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:43:47 Post No.688746389
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:43:47 Post No.688746389 [Report]
>>688746281
i am a #cruzmissile you know :)
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:46:13 Post No.688746646
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:46:13 Post No.688746646 [Report]
>>688741751
Why didn't you say you will be pointing your telescope in the direction of uranus if she wants to meet up!!!??
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:46:56 Post No.688746727
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:46:56 Post No.688746727 [Report]
>>688741548
if you mention 4chan, you broke rule #1
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:48:21 Post No.688746900
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:48:21 Post No.688746900 [Report]
>>688746727
what do i do to pay for these crimes?
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:48:51 Post No.688746954
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:48:51 Post No.688746954 [Report]
I need to smash that puss
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:49:34 Post No.688747065
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:49:34 Post No.688747065 [Report]
Wow OP, you are seriously a fucking fag. Saving your pics for a cringe thread. You piece of shit.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:50:50 Post No.688747202
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:50:50 Post No.688747202 [Report]
>>688747065
Please do.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:51:47 Post No.688747311
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:51:47 Post No.688747311 [Report]
We could eat out sometime.
Or I could just eat out
Eat out you
Your Vagina
Please kill me
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:53:40 Post No.688747526
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:53:40 Post No.688747526 [Report]
>>688747311
Dubs. Make it happen OP
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:54:29 Post No.688747630
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:54:29 Post No.688747630 [Report]
>>688747311
>>688747526
ok, fuck me
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:59:29 Post No.688748266
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:59:29 Post No.688748266 [Report]
>>688741548
All joking aside, I think you and I would be a great match.

Let's set up a "date" if you want to call it that, we can hang out grab a bite to eat, or do something adventurous. Let's not put any expectations on the evening, let's just go have fun, be ourselves, and see what happens.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:59:44 Post No.688748297
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 01:59:44 Post No.688748297 [Report]
bumpo
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:00:35 Post No.688748422
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:00:35 Post No.688748422 [Report]
no reply yet. fuck im autistic.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:01:06 Post No.688748494
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:01:06 Post No.688748494 [Report]
>>688748266
jesus christ
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:03:12 Post No.688748757
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:03:12 Post No.688748757 [Report]
>>688748422
next dubs
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:03:28 Post No.688748793
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:03:28 Post No.688748793 [Report]
Ask how many cocks has she sucked.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:03:28 Post No.688748796
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Send her this and say you've been waiting for the perfect woman to give it to. Bitches love fluffies.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:03:43 Post No.688748826
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:03:43 Post No.688748826 [Report]
>>688748757
fake confirmed
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:04:17 Post No.688748911
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:04:17 Post No.688748911 [Report]
>>688748826
I with you m8
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:04:17 Post No.688748914
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:04:17 Post No.688748914 [Report]
>>688748796
Reroll
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:05:20 Post No.688749055
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:05:20 Post No.688749055 [Report]
>>688748796
Re-roll
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:05:57 Post No.688749128
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ah yeah that's great!
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:06:02 Post No.688749140
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:06:02 Post No.688749140 [Report]
>>688748826
>>688748911
This is not a fake, or i am talking to another neckbeard or some shit
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:06:38 Post No.688749198
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:06:38 Post No.688749198 [Report]
>>688748757
this is obviously fake.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:06:59 Post No.688749241
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:06:59 Post No.688749241 [Report]
>>688749055
cant send images bruh
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:07:08 Post No.688749262
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:07:08 Post No.688749262 [Report]
>>688749140
I personally feel like its fake, like its another guy.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:07:09 Post No.688749265
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:07:09 Post No.688749265 [Report]
>>688749055
Winrar
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:07:58 Post No.688749367
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:07:58 Post No.688749367 [Report]
>>688749262
then what the fuck do i say?
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:08:04 Post No.688749379
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:08:04 Post No.688749379 [Report]
>>688749262
ends up being a monkey from Nigeria...
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:08:59 Post No.688749488
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:08:59 Post No.688749488 [Report]
>>688749367
Say "Time Stamp" that gets all the women dripping.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:09:18 Post No.688749522
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:09:18 Post No.688749522 [Report]
>>688749055
>>688749367

You post the got damn pic and quote
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:09:52 Post No.688749587
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:09:52 Post No.688749587 [Report]
>>688749522

Now it's a double winrar
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:10:14 Post No.688749630
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:10:14 Post No.688749630 [Report]
>>688749367
Say "Are you ready to laugh cause ive got the best joke.

relgion."
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:10:28 Post No.688749656
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:10:28 Post No.688749656 [Report]
>>688749522
Bruh YOU CANT SEND PICS ON THIS APP YOU RETARD
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:11:15 Post No.688749751
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>>688748757
Tell her (or him) to send nudes
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:11:29 Post No.688749784
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:11:29 Post No.688749784 [Report]
Really? Cuz it just so happens that's my favorite thing to eat.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:12:18 Post No.688749888
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:12:18 Post No.688749888 [Report]
>>688749656

Then get the bitches skype and send it you fuckin nook!
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:12:32 Post No.688749920
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:12:32 Post No.688749920 [Report]
>>688749656
>>688749751
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:12:58 Post No.688749972
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:12:58 Post No.688749972 [Report]
>>688749888

Oh look I got trips now I'm fuckin rollin
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:13:05 Post No.688749985
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:13:05 Post No.688749985 [Report]
>>688749888
Trips say you have to do it
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:13:19 Post No.688750018
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>>688749888
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:14:12 Post No.688750121
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:14:12 Post No.688750121 [Report]
>>688741548
https://soundcloud.com/fecshrooms/a666s
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:14:33 Post No.688750169
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mfw I found perfection on pof recently

> me: hey, etc etc wanna chat?
two weeks later
>her: sure :) !
>me: do you use any IM?
>her: only whatsapp, I dont use facebook
>me: I can do whatsapp, want my number?

no reply
she's been online a lot
no reply
what did I dun wrang
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:15:32 Post No.688750282
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:15:54 Post No.688750334
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:15:54 Post No.688750334 [Report]
>>688749888
>implying i have skype
>implying i would give this bitch my full name
you niggers are crazy
you get to say what i send next not, "make a skype so you can send a fucking pic of fluffies" fuck
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:15:55 Post No.688750339
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:15:55 Post No.688750339 [Report]
>>688750169
She probably just read and forgot, if it's been a while since then there's no harm in reminding her that you exist.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:18:00 Post No.688750616
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>>688750334

Defying trips. Might as well call it quits OP and anhero
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:19:40 Post No.688750807
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:19:40 Post No.688750807 [Report]
>>688750616
well, if he wanted me to do something else, sure i would be up for it.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:20:50 Post No.688750943
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:20:50 Post No.688750943 [Report]
>>688748422

this cant be real
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:21:31 Post No.688751020
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:21:31 Post No.688751020 [Report]
>>688748757
How about you make me dinner and I make it so you can't shit right for a week?
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:22:01 Post No.688751085
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:22:01 Post No.688751085 [Report]
>>688751020
Roll
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SOMEONE ROLL DUBS OR I LINK THE FUCKING THREAD.
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:23:32 Post No.688751274
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:23:32 Post No.688751274 [Report]
If your pussy's on the menu, when are you going to invite me over for dinner?
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:24:15 Post No.688751355
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:24:15 Post No.688751355 [Report]
>>688751274
Reroll
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:24:50 Post No.688751428
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:24:50 Post No.688751428 [Report]
>>688751085
Reroll
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:25:17 Post No.688751492
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:25:17 Post No.688751492 [Report]
>>688751355
Winrar
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:25:18 Post No.688751494
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:25:18 Post No.688751494 [Report]
>>688750334
Want to see my collection of nude images of my uncle?
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:26:12 Post No.688751603
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:26:12 Post No.688751603 [Report]
>>688751355
Do it OP
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:26:32 Post No.688751656
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:26:32 Post No.688751656 [Report]
>>688741548
anyone notice that thumbnail profile pic? Looks like a faggot guys
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:26:55 Post No.688751688
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:26:55 Post No.688751688 [Report]
>>688751603
waiting on reply
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:27:14 Post No.688751726
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:27:14 Post No.688751726 [Report]
>>688741981
Kys then.
Chad thread > God
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:28:17 Post No.688751853
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:28:17 Post No.688751853 [Report]
>>688742958
Also rule #1 fags
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:30:43 Post No.688752174
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Anonymous 2016-06-10 02:30:43 Post No.688752174 [Report]
>>688741609
>That moment when he wants to be a roofer or bricklayer
>Bricklayer
>that moment when he realizes that actually uses muscles you dont build at the gym but at actually working
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