is the deputy from california still browsing /b/?

>>688730888
So if someone called in for 1 pot plant how much of a shit would you give?

Oh so you're still here, let's see your 100 buckshot/slugs, 2000 223. and 252 .40

No excuse not to show that shit, no personal info and not hard to take a picture of.

>>688732353
i don't care, but i have to seize the plant and possibly contact a supervisor but you're likely to get in trouble for growing. if it's a small plant i don't give a shit. i've seen a lot of people growing one single plant on the windowsill of their bathrooms. if i started a case number for each instance i would be a very busy man for that day.

if you have 3 or more plants then i will take you to jail. it's the law, sorry - i don't agree with it.

>previous toker

>>688732600
glad you came by, still not getting a picture of my truck. i might have an old pic of all my gear laid out on the ground.. stand by fella

>>688732752
Phhh hypothetical I'm clean and I'm just curious how much the feelings towards the subject have changed.

>>688732890
>won't show truck even though can blur info
>won't take new picture of supposed gear
>cop who loves his job
>confirmed liar

>>688733012
you can expect hardassery with the older salty cops, because they went through the academy at at time when marijuana was equivalent to isis.

some new cops are dicks too but only because they lack in the meat dept if you catch my drift.

This is the Internet Police. This is our jurisdiction, GTFO immediately.

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>>688733110
you have too much time on your hands.

who seriously takes everything out of their car unless they're swapping into a new take home car... much less for a pic

i'm at least 29k miles from getting a new explorer, which i am stoked for - they're cozy.

>>688730888
It's against the law to impersonate an officer of the law op, i'm going to have to confiscate your trips, also fuck you.

>>688733449
if you're hot, sure u can fuck me. you can use some fuzzy cuffs to arrest me too

>>688733416
Unless all that munition is fucking laying out loose in your truck it shouldn't be hard to take a fucking picture kek, surely to fuck it's in boxes.
>liar/10

>>688733152
Interesting so psychologically an officer would use his repression and insecurity for a form of sublimation, so the insecure are given power... That they use emotionally not logically, question... If approached by a logically neutral (non diminutive tone) on one's rights(ie warrants, and questioning causation) verses someone who is playing sob story emotions whom is more likely to get out Scott free if the same 2 were suspected of marijuana?

>>688733717
magazines, some in my trunk safe and others spread about, in passenger side door, driver side door, etc - its really not that big of a deal.. why are you in some british country and have never seen real bullets before? kek

>>688734011
sob stories don't work for me, i am fair until i am challenged then i respond accordingly.

>>688730888
Tits or ass?

>>688730888
oh good to see the super cool bad ass from ealier is back to talk about how super cool he is. can't wait for another beautiful tale of bad ass stuff from this super bad ass :^)

>>688734501
i'm more of a tits kind of guy, but in reality a nice ass makes all the difference in the day. too large of tits is a turn off.

>>688734569
thanks pal, we all need our heroes

>>688734363
No, I'm a US citizen who went into law enforcement and backed out before it was too late because i realized how shitty of a wrap it is. Also step father is a county sheriff's deputy in a moderate sized city. You're just a liar.

Say a robber got away, but on camera you had pictures of them in a mask.

What powers do the police have to track him down? Can they find anyone who bought a similar mask online recently? Or if the guy made a clean getaway do you pretty much just post the pictures to the public and hope for a tip?

>>688735023
backed out of a secure job with great bennies and resources out the ass? are you sure you didn't get fired for breaching protocol or you just couldn't hack it during FTO? because i know a lot of slack ass people who couldn't make the cut.

>>688734363
How do you define a challenge? Well minus the obvious "I KNOW MY RIGHTS PIG" assholes.
But like challenge on conviction or challenge like they're trying to cause aggression?
Also where does morality play into this?
Is it like Robocop
1 protect the innocent
2 Serve the public
3 uphold the law
Or does the job/bueracracy/paperwork come first?
I'm asking more generally Like percentage of how many do what but don't be afraid to answer personally.

>>688735268
eyewitness testimony, anyone who personally knows the guy. just hope for any surveillance cameras in a 10 block radius can pick up on vital details. if not, it's usually thrown into the Detective bureau where some 8-5 guy checks into it and decides if it's even worthwhile checking into.

>>688735478
So you would check cameras from say intersections close by and hope to see something?

>>688735297
No, because they spend most of their time doing funeral processions and paper working, then the real action comes when you get to solve petty domestic disputes.

>>688735268
The police don't give a fuck that you got robbed.

>>688735367
first come my oath that i swore to uphold the constitution

meaning, even if i had some i know my rights asshole, i'm still going to try to be fair and not be an abusive dick like the many you see throughout the news.

another thing, i won't let public opinion and the news dictate how i do my job. if i have to shoot someone, i will.

you won't get a straight answer from a cop you ask in person because of bureaucracy and never really knowing if it's a check up from internal affairs. now on an anonymous forum, of course i'll let you know how everything works.

i will always protect the innocent to the best of my ability... i haven't quite made the decision on whether i would sacrifice myself for someone else or not.. it has never arose. i suppose it's all situational.

all the tickets i usually write are DUI or reckless driving where you feel like the guy could seriously cause bodily harm.

>>688735627
yeah.

>>688735905
paper work is the backbone of my job, but i'd say most of my job entailed me going after stupid marijuana cases/pulling people over. a lot of domestics and personal fights that turn out to be civil matters in court. go figure.

>>688735367
i'm going to be honest with you, the reason a lot of cops don't seem to care is because they're doing it for the paycheck and for that momentary satisfaction knowing you could help somebody out and be useful... can't tell you how many times i've stood around as a new cop for a veteran to come in and take care of it. it's an interesting experience.

bumppppp

>>688736085
So do you have any anecdote where someone was 100% guilty but you let them go? Ie stereotypical young girl, let me off with a warning, except not as superficial and sex appeal, more so you know of their guilt but conviction didn't seem the answer, or are there quotas to fill?

>>688737170
on the contrary, we have what's known as discretion. i have yet to let a girl off (80% try to get off from severe traffic infractions or assaults) from a penalty. the only time i've let someone off the hook was if their life was seriously going to come to a screeching halt from an action that i would have taken.

case and point.

17 year old coming home from his girlfriends home past curfew for underage drivers, i let him go home. he was respectful and courteous. he turned what could've been a 4 hour deal impounding a vehicle, contacting parents for pick up into a 3 minute verbal warning.

i've also got a good gut feeling for detecting things that are not normal.

>>688737170
also there are no quotas ever to fill, but we are expected to do some traffic work at the beginning, middle and end of the month. i just try to get 1 to two traffic stops in a week so that i can say i've done my part.

can you explain, the psych test, and polygraph and whatever else you do.


Most of my friends are involved in police and i get alot of different answers. Ones a marine MP, ones a stater that just breached policy and got let go, and one failed durring one of the background checks with something to do with his family but they wouldnt say what supposedly.

Whats the hardest thing you had to answer truthfully, whats other shit they asked durring poly, anything.

State patrol here won't say which state though as that has already been narrowed down quite a bit.

Do you like donuts?

>>688738076
hardest thing to answer truthfully was drugs and some questions during the oral board that really threw me off.

psych test they usually just ask you certain things over and over but rephrased to see if you respond differently or lose it. same with the polygraph, questions like "have you ever dreamt of your mother naked"

my oral board though, that got me. they asked me a question pertaining to an offcolor joke regarding race in the presence of a person of color. I really didn't know how to truthfully answer that one. I felt like a racist, but honestly, it's a joke just laugh it off and get over it. if it's racism then the problem will get addressed immediately since we have all colors of people wearing the same uniform.

>>688738241
What's the point there a 50 states didn't narrow it down by much.

>>688737849
i fear cops slightly less now

>>688738241
sweet bro, love my staties coming to assist me with either some 94 (back up) or to help me on a multi motorvehicle accident. stay safe out there, and also, you planning on retiring from that agency?

>>688737849
Is the fact anything said can and will be used against you still apply for deals officers make, let's say little timmy gets a fake id at the local frat house and timmy uses his id to buy alcohol at some random grocery store,timmy downs a 12 pack and kicks it, swerves into on coming traffic right in front of a cop car and serves back into his lane cops at a stop light, the officer is obviously pissed little timmy almost killed him, pulls him over, the cops sees the empty box for the 12 pack and timmy just says he is driving his dad's car, the officer says son tell me the truth or I'm bringing you in or something to that effect, if timmy stated his guilt could that be used in a case against him?
Also are there any other tricks to this effect that you know of?

>>688738563
don't fear them at all, but i will say this, always have a lawyer present for any official questioning. even we need our lawyers if we were to ever come across some type of investigation against us.

>>688738553
Actually most states use either state police or highway patrol. I just searched and there are 7 states that use state patrol so yes it did narrow it down.

>>688738841
little timmy would need a lawyer at that point, i believe at that point the officer would notice his impairment and take him in. don't say a word to a police officer until you are being represented.

DO YOU LIKE DONUTS ?

>>688738925
in my mind im somewhat shitscared of corrupt cops

thoughts on corruption?

>>688739104
love them, it's literally the only places open at night unless i am in the mood for some good tacos

>>688739120
we oust our own, and fast too. nothing scarier than working alongside a dirty cop who at any moment could bring down an entire grand jury on you for going "with the flow". thankfully, i haven't encountered that yet. I have been involved in some situations where things got out of hand, but all within legal parameters for an LEO to effect an arrest.

(flashlight to someones skull) guy had aids and was spitting blood at us

How many niggers have you shot?

>>688739365
zero. you should've asked how many times i draw my weapon at niggers... in that case it's nearly every night.

How do you feel about under age girls, op?

>>688738685
Graduated from the acadamy in 2013 and I'm only 26 so more then likely yes. I prefer dealing with traffic over what the cities cops have to deal with. Also being able to start my shift from home is a plus.

>>688739562
they're dressing like they're 29 and 30. it's kind of fucked up really, because i've had some 16 and 17 year old girls talk to me while on calls and i would've thought they were 23 and 22 until i check their ID's. that's when i run em and slowly back away from them before they try to accuse me of a sexual assault.

back when i was going to high school, 16 and 17 year olds looked like their age.

>>688739347
>lies
>cops protect cops
>proven in every investigation they launch on themselves
Shut ur fuckin pig asses up and get gunned down in the street already you tax collecting scum bags.
>in b4 NSA flags me

>>688739700
Yeah good job taking money from hard working individuals/families!
Keep it up officer we know it's dangerous out there!
>And it fucking should be you pigs

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>>688730888
''You have the right to remain silent etc''
you never hear about the ones who do, how do you deal with them, I bet in all your time EVERYONE has talked.
also fuck the pigs x

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>>688739808
>NSA

>>688739700
forgot all about being able to log in from home, that's legit. more power to you brother, seriously. i want to move to my bordering agency that has a better aviation unit than this agency does. i really want to get some stick time in a helicopter so when i retire i can fly for Trump or some shit.

>>688739808
or what, are you going to shoot me with your mosin or elmer fudd rifles? soverign citizens both make me cringe and laugh when i smash their windows. 10/10 trigger alert for you, goyim

>>688739079
I had to take an alcohol sales class and the guys teaching it was a ex cop, he asked that question at the end (we were 2 hours over because these 2 older woman wouldn't stop asking unrelated legal questions) and I was the only one who said I wouldn't tell the cop anything, and everyone looked at me like I was crazy and I simple stated that, anything said can and will be used against you and their looks changed from ridicule to shock the ex cop included.

Anecdote aside.

What kind of vechicles are chosen for a traffic stop and on what grounds can you stop anyone? (my assumption is any reason) but also besides the obvious, no tail lights or speeding or swerving, like any color in particular? Or if there's body damage? Pickup Trucks?

>>688739976
the ones who remain silent stay silent. it's easier for me. i hate making small talk driving some sad sack to booking... asking me things like "so when am i gonna get out?" do i look like a judge?
but seriously, stay quiet. know your rights, as much as i hate those cunts, they are somewhat right about staying silent for official questioning. staying silent about a traffic stop is just retarded, though.

>>688730888

Heard about this story? I think the cop should get his job back.

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2016/06/no-charges-filed-against-arlington-police-trainee-who-fatally-shot-unarmed-teen-at-car-dealership.html/

Why do you hate black people

>>688740273
ha, yeah. a lot of people are their own worse enemies because they've been indoctrinated into believing certain things. shame because someone will shoot their mouth off and not realize that we have to officially document everything.

i can stop anyone, ranging from not maintaining lanes, stupid things dangling from the rearview mirror, light out, illegible license plate lettering, tints. BOLO vehicles are grounds for stopping, no PC needed.

>>688740633
i remember hearing about this, agreed. he should have his job back. he stopped future crimes from occurring. because of the climate of today's media and society, cops are public enemies again.

>>688740697
>only in the land of the free

>>688739799
I tend to pick up jb all the time, only to find out they're still in hs. Only time I don't is when I go to bars/clubs.

>>688740697
but i do hate riding in an unmarked car because everyone gives me the same excuse "i didn't want to stop until i was in a well lit area" which i never get mad at because if it was my family, i'd want them to be safe too. i'll even show my agency ID to prove that i'm an LEO.

there are a lot of sick guys out there with retired police cars that are pulling people over for extortion, kidnapping or sexual assaults.

>>688741015
haha, i remember taking this girl out for drinks before i was a cop cause she told me she's a sophomore. i'm like ok, has to be at least 21, 22.

she meant sophomore in high school.

>>688740697
Do you have a political leaning?
If so please describe it as specifically as possible.
Also what drugs, including alcohol tobacco caffine and all criminal substances do you think should be legal and illegal?

>>688740696
I think cops usually only meet the actual niggers of the black population. You see the same stereotypes everyday, it ruins your perception of people.

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>>688740407
>staying silent about a traffic stop is just retarded, though.
I'm with you occifer but how do you 'Book' them if they do not speak?

>>688730888
Hey popo you want some Oxys?

>>688741237
Do you think dropping the aoc would help with the string of "carnal knowledge" accusations that have been going around? I feel like it's the girls who are now preying on the guys now a days.

Got any Sovereign Citizen stories?

>>688730888
>>688730888
SWIM used to buy insane amounts of cocaine, marijuana, and other drugs from the Dallas Police Department. Do you make money selling drugs on the side?

>>688730888
When you run plates can you tell if my car has been inspected? I just peeled the sticker off my other car and put it on my new one.

>>688741238
I'm voting for Trump as well as 98% other LEOs as well. He supports the police and I can't seem myself voting for a socialist or a POS. I'm more conservative than anything, but you'd be shocked by what I really don't mind about.

As far as drugs, weed should be legal in all 50 states. That is all untapped revenue... but you can thank big pharma for that being outlawed in a lot of states, still. The next I'd say is MDMA since i've read it's been beneficial for veterans with PTSD. Heroin, Meth and cocaine should remain illegal.

>>688740696
i actually don't hate black people lol, most of my friends are black since i preside in Florida

>>688741315
eyewitness testimony or witnessing something on my own.or surveillance cameras. other than that, you can't prove what you didn't see.

>>688741492
the age of consent, mark my words, will be lowered in the future. we are already seeing tidbits of acceptance for pedophilia and forming it into the gay LBGT movement. but i agree, women are preying after men now with accusations. that used to be the case with forced babies, but now it's more beneficial to cut out the middle(baby).

>>688741428
I do bro where u at

>>688741512
yes! let me type that up, i have something stuck under one of my keys so it's sticking - pissing me off. should i shoot the keyboard?

>>688742052
we have an incinerator that burns all drugs. 5k degrees.

>>688742061
down here, the little stickers have the tag numbers on them so it's hard to hide it. but cops do miss it, i always find em. that's a ticket, and depending on status of the vehicle if it's insured or not i may just tow it too and leave you walking home or taking the bus.

>>688742061
as far as inspections, florida doesn't have it so i wouldn't know. but we can tell instantly from running your tags if you have insurance or not.

>>688742209
>the age of consent, mark my words, will be lowered in the future
I fucking wish.

>>688739808
you fuckin 'NSA is watching' fags need to be gunned down in the street. Fucking die PLEASE

>>688741512

i observed a shitty 2002 toyota celica being driven by some moron who wouldn't roll his windows down. the vehicle was in severe need of repair, including the tires which had wires visibly sticking out. other than it being a hazard, the guy kept saying i had no right to pull him over, that he was "traveling" and not driving.

he kept trying to shove these papers printed off of google saying that i had no right to pull him over so i additionally cited him for littering 12x, each sheet of paper left blowing in the breeze. i charged him with interferring with the official duties of a police officer and resisting arrest.

i broke his driver window out after 5 minutes of going back and forth. i also had his car seized and they destroyed it because it couldn't be sold at auction. it smelled hideous inside, too.

>>688730888
How does it feel professionally spending most of your time crippling lives financially for victimless crimes?

Do you actually believe that legality = morality? or do you just not care that essentially you are the low level muscle for an extortion ring of the lower classes?

Did you choose this job because
a) you have some whiteknight delusion about being the truely virtuous one who deserves a gun and a badge and an army of lawyers to get you out of the consequences of any decision you make?
b) you're dumb enough to the that the way the laws are structured is the way they should be, and you're proud to uphold them?
c) You thought your fellow officers would let you pick and choose which laws to enforce?
or
d) you don't really care. You're a complete shitstain and that's other people's problem?
or
e) You're fresh out of the military and have no real skills or insights or experiences worth sharing other than killing strangers for someone else's oil shares. So fuck it. Gimme another gun.

What is your IQ?

How many books have you read this decade?

Are the women who actually like you all stupid whores who are mostly just clinging to your alpha gorilla mentality?

And if none of the above applies to you,
How does it feel to be the bitch on the force? Are you planning on staying?

>>688743006
thanks for participating, but that is too long to read. i'm driving right now prowling for people like you.

>>688743006
random anon here, you need to go back to pol buddy lol.

>>688743185
lolol
>Too long to read
>4chan while on duty and driving.

Case en pointe dipshit.

>>688743185
also, D for the answer.

you also neglected to mention that I get free meals and priority service or anyone like you in restaurants.

>>688742209
thanx for the info
this dude is right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

>>688743457
Get off the internet and watch the road, pig.

>>688742306
Denton, Texas. Meet me at Hooligans in a hour, I'll give you the good stuff.

>>688730888
https://soundcloud.com/fecshrooms/a666s

>>688730888
I'm a delusional paranoiac who's biggest real life fear is police officers. Why do you guys have to look so fucking intimidating if you're here to help?

>>688730888
Why you guys hassle bikers?

>>688743930
ok, will do. but please do me a favor and shoot yourself and develop serious, serious cancer.

wash your mouth out with buckshot, simple white trash.

>>688744143
>Implying any cop is anything but simple white trash

>>688730888
Have you ever done any super duper ways to catch speeders? Once seen a cop under a highway bridge (pretty hard to see him in the shade under the bridge, was very bright out) his patrol car was on the shoulder with the direction of traffic. He had his driver door open and his scanner in hand facing traffic. If I got caught I would have congratulated him on his ingenuity. Also, how to argue with cop if he catches you speeding while he is driving? I know there is the whole, well I can tell just because im trained. But really, if a LEOs car was moving at highway speeds. But I find it kinda hard to say that as an argument, even if true, let alone with no evidence. Is there evidence? Like a radar gun that takes in account the patrol cars movement? I once got a ticket on a dead as highway. Was doing 75 in a 65.

>>688744103
not gonna lie, when i'm in regular clothes and not "officially" recognized as law enforcement, i, too, am intimidated by some cops i see. especially in the rearview mirror.

>>688744408
Forgot to mention that the LEOs car who pulled me over was moving in oncoming at average speed. For those of whom may have been lost on my question.

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>>688730888

is it law that you have to pull to the side of the road when a funeral procession is coming towards you in the opposite lane? not passing them but when they are on the other side of the road. i might be a dick but i usually just keep going because unlike the guy in the back of the hearse i still have time to worry about and it is always ticking. is it a ticketable offense to keep driving and not pull to the side?

!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0

in your investigations, have you closely examined the nude tovanna shower video? to determine if this tampa gril was an hero or red rum?? could you share this evidence with us the public? k thx peace out officers

>>688744934
Not a LEO, but Ive seen this in both aspects. Usually country areas I stop for funerals just because I get sweeped up with everyone else who does it. But in the city, fuck, that nigga dead, why do I need to stop?

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>>688744408
Ha, yeah Florida Highway Patrol are notorious for parking their black cars under the bridges down here and running radar. same here, i would pretty much say that was a sweet spot.

75 in a 65 and they wrote u for that? must have been one bored ass cop. i don't even turn my car on unless i see lock into my radar a solid 20-25 over, then it's a good 75/25 chance of them pulling me into a pursuit which is fun.

if they're doing 75 to match your speeds and they still notice you are pulling away from them then the suspicion of speeding comes into play, but in order to get a locked numerical result that you can effectively use in court, a LIDAR or radar gun is used.

can't find the picture i actually want, but this should show you well that there is like a "reticle" you look at when the car that is speeding is highlighted, kinda like how a rifle optic would be used.

>>688743006
I would love to see these answered

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found a better picture

>>688745198
not sure what you're referring to. wait a couple of years, usually all that stuff is released when the investigation is done

>>688745279
funeral processions annoy me. luckily, we don't deal with any unless it's LEO related. it's these part time security guards on motorcycles who do it.

>>688730888
Does anyone at the station care that you're on 4chan while driving a squadcar? Shouldn't they monitor your internet useage?

>>688744123
i don't hassle bikers, mainly because not many ever stop and i don't feel like chasing some idiot through residential streets at over 120.

but the ones that stop get warnings, and i usually talk them up about their bikes

>>688730888
any advice to someone who's thinking about becoming a cop?, 25 year old white dude, was a nurse, but couldn't hack seeing people already abused/hurt, want to actively try to change that.

>>688745915
Also, even though you do this, do you write other people tickets for say, texting and driving?

>>688730888
Roll trips and I'll tell you where I hid the body.

>>688746045
just stay in shape and keep running, because the academy almost knocked me out on the first day, due to me not running very much. other than that, study up the material and try not to set the world on fire, the world will still be falling apart when you go off duty.

good luck buddy, and just know that life will be a little easier with this job. i've networked quite a bit now at 24 to have fallback careers in case this one didn't work out.

>>688745915
>>688746202

yes, they usually actively monitor our MDT's (car computers) so i post from my iPad. I only fuck around on my car computer if i'm watching youtube, if i'm doing 4chan browsing it's either on my iPad or my laptop at home.

>>688746202
the only time i ever get annoyed by somebody texting and driving is when they don't have control of their vehicle. (swerving in their own lane, merging without even noticing) then i pull them over and read them the riot act. if they're sorry and polite i will give them a verbal warning.

i tend not to write people on things that i'm guilty of, too. for example, speeding.

if you're doing 50 over that's a different story. 20 over is my limit.

>>688730888
Since you have time to respond so quickly and search for images to help clarify your responses, what's the real reason you won't answer these? >>688743006

>>688747133
ok, i'll bite. give me a second.

>>688730888
can i carry a gun in my car to protect against nignogs?

>>688730888
Do you have racist policies, or inflict racist regulation upon black people or do you know anyone that does in your line of work?

TL: DR: is the black argument that police are racist true?

>>688743006

How does it feel professionally spending most of your time crippling lives financially for victimless crimes? Victimless crimes are obvious. DUI isn't a victimless crime if that is what you're inferring. I've previously said I don't care about weed.

Do you actually believe that legality = morality? or do you just not care that essentially you are the low level muscle for an extortion ring of the lower classes? We all need jobs. If you really wanted to put police out of work, stop committing crimes.

Did you choose this job because
a) you have some whiteknight delusion about being the truely virtuous one who deserves a gun and a badge and an army of lawyers to get you out of the consequences of any decision you make?
b) you're dumb enough to the that the way the laws are structured is the way they should be, and you're proud to uphold them?
c) You thought your fellow officers would let you pick and choose which laws to enforce?
or
d) you don't really care. You're a complete shitstain and that's other people's problem?
or
e) You're fresh out of the military and have no real skills or insights or experiences worth sharing other than killing strangers for someone else's oil shares. So fuck it. Gimme another gun.

It's D. Also, it's my way of earning a commercial rotorcraft rating and moving onto private helicopters or oil rig flying when I retire with a kickass pension from here.

What is your IQ? Somewhere around a little above average. I'm not a genius, clearly, or I wouldn't be in this career.

How many books have you read this decade? This decade? Quite a bit. Last few years? Zero. Unless you consider all my protocol binders and academy textbooks bookreading, then it's still been quite a bit. I'd say about 22 books.

(1/2)

Are the women who actually like you all stupid whores who are mostly just clinging to your alpha gorilla mentality? A little of everything. Usually a lot of middle aged women who have mental issues. Good for a one night stand and to drop em.

And if none of the above applies to you,
How does it feel to be the bitch on the force? Are you planning on staying? I'm not the biggest dude on my squad but I'm not the bitchiest either. I do what I need to do and go home.

Can't wait for my aviation slot to open up soon.

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>>688747487
In a locked container (glove box) yes. Usually in most states, though some states are not in line with this ruling. I am all for the 2nd Amendment.

>>688747744
Not really, we just happen to deal with a lot of the black community when they aren't in their best moods. When we go to a black community, it's usually to pick someone up on an outstanding warrant.

When we go into white neighborhoods it's because of domestic calls or rapes.

Does that sorta explain it?

>>688747487
A federal appeals court in San Francisco ruled Thursday that people do not have a Second Amendment right to carry concealed weapons in public, in a sweeping decision likely to be challenged by gun-rights advocates.

An 11-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals issued the 7-4 ruling, upholding a state law requiring applicants to show "good cause," such as a fear of personal safety, to carry a concealed firearm.

The judges, further, definitively dismissed the argument that a right to carry a concealed weapon was contained in the Second Amendment.

>>688747827
My way of earning a commercial rotorcraft license without paying the $80k for it. **

>>688747827
>How does it feel
KEK!!!

How does it feel to be a socialist sheep?

>>688748443
Which is very unconstitutional, mind you. Those fucking idiot judges in these liberal havens make me want to puke.

1 more hour left of this detail. Let's do it!

>>688748668
I laughed outloud when I saw this part of the article:

The New York-based gun control organization "Everytown" called the ruling "a major victory for public safety," while California Attorney General Kamala Harris hailed "a victory for public safety and sensible gun safety laws."

>>688748635
In what way?

>>688748850
That's hilarious. I can't wait until Trump wins.

Do you guys really have "end of the month" quotas for traffic tickets?

>>688748668
>>688748850
Considering people that legally carry represent .002% of criminals/criminal activity (or less).

Texas keeps excellent stats of it's licensed carry holders, and posts its stats online for everyone to see.

http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/rsd/chl/reports/convrates.htm

>>688748635
I didn't actually care what the answers were. I've just met a lot of shitty cops and felt like putting this guy through the ringer. If he's a good guy then cool. It'd be literally the first cop i've ever met who was a thinking adult. And I don't really feel bad because he probably gets it all the time from people a lot less reasonable than myself. And if I was right, then, really no explanation needed. It really does really piss me off that he's spending so much time on the internet while admitting he's both on duty and driving. I used to get harassed by six squadcars at a time for just walking down the street looking too stoner.

>>688749172
They aren't quotas, we aren't required to write a certain number. We are expected, however, to go out and write *some* tickets.

To give you an example of what I do:

At the beginning of the month, whatever week it falls upon, I try to write at least 3 GOOD tickets for some serious life threatening infractions. Middle of the month I'll do 2 tickets, and at the end of the month I write 2 tickets.

If you see a cop who is actively writing everyone up, they're either part of a special traffic unit (don't agree with) or they're just dickheads.

>>688730888
kys you fucking stupid pig

>>688749251
Maybe it's time to move. Florida cops are usually the nicest but we know how to do our jobs because of the ghettos down here.

In other words, we deal with real crimes.

To explain why I'm on the internet while "on duty" it's because I'm doing traffic detail for a construction crew. (parked alongside road with lights going) and I can't really leave so I'm bored.

In high school, I used to smoke pounds and pounds. A lot of other cops did too but won't admit it because they lied about it getting hired.

Sorry to hear about your experiences with the police in your town.

>>688749047
anti-gun
anti-white
anti-American
anti-wealth
pro-undocumented Mexican
pro-muslim and pro muslim immigration
Pro-3rd wave feminism, and defender of the faith
pro black lives matter - defender of the faith
pro-socialism
anti-border
pro-wealth redistribution

All the qualities of many politicians today and many many /b/ tards or paid writers.

>>688749668
after your whole family develops cancer and dies off, sure

>>688749251
How does it feel to be a socialist sheep?
I didn't actually care

A sheep does not care. All he thinks is that his shepherd is feeding him for some strange reason, LOL

>>688749668
What are you panties in a wad about special snowflake? You can tell me.

>>688750131
I don't care what you think about anything. I read books and actually know the difference between political systems. You're some dipshit hick who calls everyone who disagrees with him a commie. Go die.

>>688749886
Hope you get gang banged by 20 niggers with 12 inch cocks at once

>>688730888
1312

>>688750131
Buddy, you are not making much sense. I'm having a hard time deciphering whether or not you're trying to insult me or someone else in this thread.

You don't have to always be mad, it's the internet.

>>688750525
me too, i'm just asking for it

>>688730888
fuck you pigs suck my meetus stick

>>688750384
You first, socialist boy with panties in a wad

>>688750293
shut the fuck up pig fucker

>>688750552
I think he's insulting me. I asked those questions. He just clicked on the one with all your answers and responded to it. Obviously i'm the socialist right? Anyway, he's a dipshit hick and doesn't know what socialism is. He just knows his paw said it's bad.

>>688750552
>You don't have to always be mad, it's the internet.

I think you missed the part where i was laughing- at you. The socialists on here would be funnier if they weren't just sad sacks.

>>688750842
Lol. He just needs a hobby.

how does it feel being fat retarded murican piggy?

>>688750832
Are you upset about something, special snowflake? this is the place to let it out. Did the bad policeman stop you? tell us all about how he hurt your feelings.

>>688751126
Feels pretty good, at least we won't die of hunger when all the sand niggers decapitate you.

>>688730888
Why don't cops denounce or beat the shit out of the supposed .01% of cops who are just in it to bully teenagers?

>>688751126
You can tell us how the bad bad policeman hurt your feelings and how you were a powerless victim.

>>688751087
At least I formulated an argument.

this shit
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>>688750822
>>688750683
>>688750525
>>688750131

is just retarded behavior. I just feel compelled to make cops think and form legitimate answers on those topics because the job, as i'm sure you know, is a beacon for men who absolutely should not be given guns or badges.
Again, you're only cop i've ever spoken to who wasn't a sociopath or a dumb delusional white knight.

Anyway good luck on traffic detail. I'm out.

>>688751505
We do? You just never hear about it until it reaches the crooked news.

>>688751748
I agree. Thanks for being civil and I apologize for thinking you were here to stir my feelings.

Stay safe, and enjoy your evening.

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Is carrying a large sack around and painting black circles around your eyes illegal? Also wearing dress shoes black pants and my stripped shirt....i keep getting stopped by police but idk why. How can i fix this?

>>688752038
just say you're the hamburglar next time

>>688730888
Are cops trained about anything to do with citizens who have severe phobias of cops?

My dad was a Chief of Police. He was also an abusive father. Not beat my ass abusive, manipulative bi-polar abusive. I've never had to go to court over anything but a speeding ticket and an expired registration (I'm 40) but whenever I see a uniform I am filled with absolute fucking hatred and I know it shows.

I'm white btw

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>>688752038
It's because in many places burglars or people that look like burglars is prohibited.

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>>688752038
You fucking retard

>>688733717
>implying we have to risk our lives to "prove" ourselves according to your challenge. Wrong faggots, you have to prove we're cops. We don't have to prove shit to you except how much lead we can pump you with

>>688752230
Nothing you can really do, I am sorry to hear about that. There are folks out there who are such secret abusers it makes me sick. Abuse doesn't end at physical, it can continue, sometimes with more impact, psychologically.

We've been trained to deal with people who suffer from Autism which, not saying you're autistic, sorta matches your dilemma. A lot of Autistic people will be afraid of our dogs or uniforms or helicopter noise trying to locate them and often end up in lakes... dead. So we have taken new educational courses from people who specialize in treatment for autistic people.

Wow, that was kinda long. I just wanted to say that before we never had much training with mentally ill people but now we're getting the resources to educate ourselves regarding this.

>>688752755
legitimately laughed out loud at the last sentence.

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Is my outfit bad for profiling op?

>>688751750
lol "we do you just never know about it!"

bullshit

>>688753030
Internal matters are handled differently. Cops are often not on booking blotters because of agency embarrassment. The only times you hear about it is when it has leaked out to the press.

>>688752941
Looks okay? Just as long as you don't have an AK slung over your shoulders you're fine. Cool pants.

>>688730888
Any advice for someone looking to get into forensic psych/sci and become a detective but who is definitely not excited about working up the ranks for a few years as an officer?

>>688752776
No, not autistic, but I do believe that any training regarding autism or the plague of aspergers (which would make dealing with cops even worse than what I've got) is a good thing.

I used to have a Black Flag bumper sticker and thought maybe that's why I was getting pulled over all the time, but then I realized how old I was and that most cops are too young to know Black Flag and their anti-police sentiments.

>>688752941
and boots as well, I actually wear the same kind. Bates is my brand, though.

>>688753030
Do you expect this guy to answer on behalf of all police corruption? You expect cops to just brutally beat down any cop who's ego gets too big? Thats still assault on a public servant. Even doing it together is organized and premeditated assault. You're just being dumb.

Might was well ask here, because I'm not sure how else I'm going to figure out what the hell happened without seeming nosy.
This just took place:
>be in bathroom, nearest wall to adjacent apartment
>Hear guy shouting at woman who probably lives there, to get up, repeatedly, while banging on the bedroom door
>She doesn't, he threatens to call ambulance, then does
>Can make out him say that all he wanted was to be there for her
>2 cops show up, followed by 4 or five firemen/paramedics
>One cop possibly mentions weed, can't be sure
>Woman is lowered from her balcony to the ground (they didn't take her down the stairs), placed on a stretcher, and moved into an ambulance.
>Paramedics seem amused as they leave
>A fire truck, an ambulance, and 2 cop cars leave the parking lot

What the hell was that? I would have asked the cops but I didn't think to take out the trash and "stumble upon" the situation until it was over.

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>>688753210
They my favorite, thanks politi

>>688731348
I'm a deputy from California

When some YouTube video of a cop or mall security guy mistaken for a cop goes viral, do you guys get briefed on it, or even a mass e-mail? Because it seems like these days whenever that happens there is an emotional riot ready to break out over anything. It must be scary as hell.

And do older officers still operate like no one could possibly be filming them?

>>688753242
Yes, stay in school or suck it up. Not trying to be mean, it's what I've been told myself regarding the aviation unit lol. You'll love forensics and that sort of thing, it really interests me - if I didn't love flying so much I probably would've done that.

>>688753276
Ha, black flags. I remember my dad telling me about that in the old days. The new breed would definitely never know.

>>688753503
We get many many interagency memos. My inbox is full of stupid alerts and idiotic reminders to watch a new viral video and WHAT NOT TO DO.

>>688753322
Nice man, respect

>>688753409
If they can give a crackhead a rough ride they can give a sock party to a fellow co-worker. They just don't want to because they've all done something bad. Maybe not really bad, but they're all dirty. The only clean cop is one who gets out fast and gets another job.

>>688753500
good to have you brother, also checked on those nice dubs. 00 buck.

>>688753521
>stay in school OR suck it up.
I am in school for psych. Thinking about progressing toward forensic psych in my graduate school. That's why i'm asking. You're saying with my degree I can bypass all that officer time?

>>688753673
It's not that tough. If I suspect an officer of doing something illegal, all I need to do is send a tip to IA and have them checked out. Like another poster said, we can't assault a public servant, not to mention if they actually are crooked, I don't want another target painted on my back from within. Just anonymous tip it and leave it. If there's something worthwhile looking into they'll take the officer off the road for a while pending investigation.

I live in a small town and the only time the cops are in the news is when they get smeared on the side of the road by some meth-head trucer. Then they get a bridge named after them.

1. what kind of degree is recommended to become a police officer?
2. Does it matter what kind of previous experience a candidate has besides military?
3. how many hours on average do you work in a week?
4. how long would it take to be a homicide detective or what would a LEO need to do to become a homicide detective?

>>688753430
Sounds like someone had a major mental breakdown and domestic violence occurred.

>>688753492
cool!

>>688753833
it all depends on who hires you, some need people immediately while other agencies have a list of people waiting to switch in from other units or patrol.

>>688753962
I could never see myself working in a small town like that.

>>688754116
Degree wise, avoid criminal justice, it's a worthless degree that won't get you hired anywhere else in case you needed to fall back on another career. (personal injury, on the job accident or a controversial incident)

I hear getting a degree in accounting is nice because you can go work for the FBI. But any degree'll usually do for police work.

I had 3 years of armed security experience so they looked at that favorably.

My average work week is like 45-48 hours. If shit hits the fan then it's a 55 hour week. $$$$

As little as 2 years.

My little /b/ro is driving without a license but has his permit for 5 months. What would happen to him if you were to stop him? For just a minor offense too.

>>688754703
I'd call the parents or someone who was a guardian with a valid DL to come and pick the car up and take him home. I may issue a request to retake the driving test but I've only done that in the case of this elderly woman who was doing 60 in a school zone.

Your brother would be fine with me. A written warning.

i'm outtie in a sec, peace out everyone, thanks for participating

i just want to let you know im gonna pee on you

>>688755922
Not before I pee on you~

>>688755922
please do, you shouldn't arouse me like that

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>>688730888
Why do you like killing niggers? And why don't you do it more often?

>>688755922
and dubs on you .. most likely in the car ...

One of my best friends from high school was a cop for a short while. Nothing is better than driving 140mph anywhere you want to go with your brights on and then hitting g lights and sirens when some dumb cunt flashes you. Not to mention the previous attached spot light for poaching deer. Ahh the good old days. Lol, needless to say he didn't last long. He's a good guy. Gotta cut loose every few months though and do something crazy or life gets boring.

>>688730888
ESU here NE US of course as other PDs use 1 dimensional SWAT.
ama

>>688744358
all cops are either white trash, or niggers who wanted to shoot other niggers without getting shot back

>>688730888
How much of your job is just sitting around? Sitting around as in clocking drivers, hanging out in establishments, or doing paperwork. Just in general how hard is the job? I see a lot of cops in my area that just sit for hours in coffee shops or restaurants just bullshitting. I'm wondering if this is something all cops do or if mine are just lazy.

>>688756103
Cumming to rape porn isn't that if it's actual porn and not real rape. I bet if you go back far enough, one of your great grandmother was raped. You may have the genes of a rapist in you.

>>688756851
Paperwork is 70% of everything, chances are if you see 3 cars sitting around its because it's a safer way of witting reports than being alone and not focused on your surroundings

is it illegal to have cars tinted on the front doors, also i have yet to get my bumper fixed on my car. why hasn't anyone pulled me over for it yet?

>>688756499
Welcome, how do you like ESU? Good to have you brother

Tint laws vary state to state, in Florida it's legal to tint all windows up to lvl 15
And about the bumper it's likely cause no one wanted to pull you over , in our world that is like a free pass for a vehicle stop, since that is our PC

>>688730888
hey op im an milatary policeman will this help me get hired in civilian law enforcement

>>688757930
i'm in california btw.

You're gold, thx for your service

>>688730888
Is becoming a cop a good fallback job for someone that's a bit of an underachiever?

>>688758480
Meant to reply to MP

sure. My FTO took advantage of the tuition reimbursement program we have and got his doctorates degree in psychology. All free.

>>688758620
Also meant to reply to you lol

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>>688730888
WHy did you become a cop?

>>688730888
wat do if cop plants drugs on me

>>688757930
Technically if you have a faggot plastic bumper like I did u can rip it off as it is a plastic cover and your actual bumper is a small piece of pop can metal square tubing. My hid went out and auto zone wanted 100 bucks for a bulb. Suck my dick. I bolted a Mazda pickup headlight to the bumper in front of my busted headlight. Got pulled over 40 times but lots of laughs and no tickets. Securely mounted headlight. Eat shit. Although it was an eyesore and a distraction. Most cops were cool though. 2 told me to "fix it." Mutherfucker it has 3 bolts and lock nuts. It's more secure then my seat. Suck shit and go back to playing solitaire dickwad.

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>>688757513
Like it a lot brother.
Beats the hell out of patrol.
Less bullshit calls would be the prime part of it.
Don't get me wrong patrol goes real deal but also has to deal with so much stupid shit in between.
Did 5 patrol now 5 ESU.
Loads of cool toys to.

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>>688745975
I always appreciate just getting a warning. Thank you. I try to be respectful around you guys it's not an easy job. Sorry bout the hassle shit post

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>>688758969
Nice. I'm looking for something that's got decent pay with good benefits. Need something that will keep me active but not necessarily constantly which is why I asked how much of your job is sitting.

Also, as a current pot smoker, will I need to quit smoking entirely as a cop or can I still smoke on my off time after the initial drug tests without much worry of getting caught?

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What's your favorite Cop car? Mine is definitely the crown victoria

>>688730888
I want to go state police vs local/city police. I feel like they get paid better, trained better, and generally dont deal with as much shit
thoughts?

>>688746305
>i've networked quite a bit now at 24 to have fallback careers in case this one didn't work out
elaborate because there are days where I think id like being an LEO and other days Iim scared ill hate it and want to quit

Generally speaking, a lot of state agencies like state patrols or police or highway patrol are the lowest paid agencies (unless you live in a weird state where state makes more than a populated county) as for training, state usually has a great education. Down here our academy was at the local community college... All of the same training that the highway patrol down in Florida gets but now I don't have to deal with 35k a year and rather earn a base pay of 58k or so.

>>688759929
If you want active you can keep moving about and answering calls proactively, but after doing it for months and months day in and day out, u get tired of jumping on calls... I also hate doing paper so I just try to bang out a report as soon as I get done dealing with a call... If you let 15 reports pile up before u leave shift its going to feel like you're writing a college research paper in 1 hour.

As far as the weed, I used to smoke and thought I could here. It's not the drug tests that I'm worried about because I've yet to have been tested.. It's the surprise stuff like a possible car accident or having to pop someone on the job and they test my blood and see its full of THC. Down the road a I'm sure places like the Portland Police Bureau or a PD in an area where legalized weed is will draft a protocol for officers who want to smoke.

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>>688730888
Will you put your pepper spray in your butt and take a pic with timestamp?

>>688730888
Ever fucked someone in uniform?

>trips checked

>>688761471
Yeah in security when I used to work that. Haven't done it as a cop. Feels very "abusive".

>>688761642
Don't think it's abusive, there are people out there who love it.

>>688760052
Crown Vic for sure, loved the engine roar and so much space inside.

>>688760310
You'll have those days always. Any cop who isn't scared is lying, we are always on constant guard looking and checking behind our backs now because of sicko killers. There are also days where it's the best job on earth and I have fun doing it.

Days like today, 8 hours of sitting in an ac car while it rained and I played some Runescape and posted on /b/ because of an overtime gig, kinda boring but when I think of the actual cash I made today, it's like $380 after taxes.

>>688761998
Understood, buddy.

Keep up the good work.

I have a DWI trial approaching very soon. Is there any way in hell that I could somehow stop the arresting officer from showing up? If so, how? Like is it at all possible to find cops addresses?

Don't get me wrong, me having sex with this girl one time while in uniform at work was exciting. Didn't think that kind of stuff worked for me, but I am very weary about doing it anywhere remotely near a uniform or a police car. These days our cars are bugged with microphones and cameras and we also have mics in our shirt pockets that work for our dash cam audio.

>>688761998
Noticed 1st hand.
My best friend is a cop and I noticed us hanging out he had one demeanor but when I would encounter him while on duty much more stand offish and cold (best terms I can think of).

>>688762166
It's unlikely that their addresses are posted anywhere, but let me warn you ahead of time. I had a DUI case follow me home one and knocked on my door at 3am. I answered with my shotgun to his face. It's an easy way to get killed.

Contact him via his agency and ask to meet somewhere or call you while on duty.