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>Everyone is having sex but you
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got a lava lamp
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>>688632431
What color?
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>>688632431
neat
what color is it?
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>i know op....i know
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>>688632288
He has some cute sharks on his back
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>>688632288
Label your stupid threads so I don't see them faggots
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>>688632562
Das the joke
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>>688632281
Sure does.

>>688632350
duh

>>688632426
Pretty good, relaxing, playing windwaker at the bf's place while he's at work.

>>688632429
legend of zeldur is generally a difficult game series
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>>688632559
Cool
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>>688632655
wwwwwwwwwemmemememm
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>Tell me more about the gay things anon
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>>688632734
hi keekee~
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>>688632288
>>Everyone is having sex but you
ikr?

time to get a gun and shoot random people in return :^(
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>>688632431
dom why do you ignore me
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>>688632206
I need more Tsundere animals
>>688632429
Watch you not like Penny Dreadful and then you try to lynch me
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>>688632705
well i havent tried playing them raelly since i was a wee lad and i couldnt play anything

>>688632818
hoi bb~
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>>688632705
is... is that a garden gnome?
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>>688632655
ohai

>>688632895
I have none to present.
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>>688632895
i bet i love the shit out of it. it just sounds great!
but yes i will lynch and eat you if i dont like it
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>>688632947
how ams things bb?
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>>688632705
It was just hot and a bit unexpected.
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>>688632975
hi Badger
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>>688633057
knot bad. feeling ver sore for some reason though. i hope im not too sore to ride bike tomorrow
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>>688632947
git gud, play zeldur

>>688632948
anything's a garden gnome if you're brave enough

>>688633105
Gotta love them hot surprises.

>>688633110
sup?
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Aces.
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>>688633197
neat
you have the day off tomorrow?
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>ass tearing
Fucking hell that made my dick shrivel up like a worm on a florida highway
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>>688633203
Yep
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>>688632035
-_-.........Sweet summer child as in new to the gay shit. And I've been around the boards since 2010, I'll call anyone a newfag.

As for advice on the gay shit. Just like women ask them what they want and listen to them during. Make sure your guy is good and stretched and use more lube than what you think you need. if you dont think you need more he might be thinking the opposite.

You dont always have to fuck em hard, sometimes its better to fuck them gently.

remember to reciprocate.

Shit happens. Sometimes literally. Be an adult and be cool about it. Itll be more mortifying for the bottom than for the top.

There, gay sex 101...
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>>688633300
I do thankfully, goddamn night guard shit sucks.
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>>688632705
Sounds nice, I might actually sleep early tonight

>>688632717
Ur cool
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>>688633203
i still have ocarina of time. i should get into it again mew

>>688633300
yeah i do. but i have to spend a good chunk of it buying all the supplies fir the fishing trip coming up.
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>>688633481
cool
when is the trip and how long is it?
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>>688633396
That there is a perfect answer thank you. What lube tho
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>>688632474
>>688632542

blue and yellow/green
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I'm heading to bed now. night all
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>>688633613
the 20th and is 4 days long
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>>688632850

what did you ask me, i'm sorry, i took my sleeping pills and paying attention is hard
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>>688632975
That's a shame, tsunderepede is all I got
>>688633032
I'll kill you first boy
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>>688633730
pretty
i want a lava lamp again
pics pls?~
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>>688633748
nini~

>>688633811
cum at me fgt
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>>688633748
night night bb~
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>16 is the age where most girls truly peak. Let's take off our "cultural acceptability" goggles and face the facts. Some girls can handle the decline afterwards to varying degrees of success, but none can ever match that aura of innocence, purity and fertility they have in their mid teens. Their voices are high, their faces bright and free of wrinkles, their bodies tight yet supple and abundant with estrogen, their pussies are pure and untouched.

>If you didn't experience your gf's prime years - her mid-teens, then you lost, and if you marry her you're no better than a cuck. Plain and simple. What truly hurts about inceldom is that even if we were to escape it, the best we could get is a early-mid 20s GF that has a pussy that's worn out and loosened up by the college cock carousel, a body that's starting to sag and fatten, a voice that's harsh and naggy from her constant demands, and a face that has lost its childlike glow and is now beset by wrinkles, blemishes and nasolabial folds. We've already lost the game because we didn't take the virginity of a 16 year old. There's nothing left but despair.
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>>688633655
If youre eating ass before and after, a water based one like ky.

If youre just eating ass before a silicone lube like gun oil. Now mind you silicone lubes work wonders and last forever....but they last forever. you do get to have more fun showering and washing it off each other though ;)
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>>688633866
>Implying I won't just shoot you 300m away
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>>688633460
WRONG
Like a mother says here son is "Handsome".
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>>688634015
shoot me up bb~
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>>688632288
And I should care because?
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I'm tubby unfortunately...stupid belly fat. Resistant.
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