My 5 inch dick :(

>>688630514
Pectus excavatum.

>>688630639
6.5 here

>>688630514
None I'm a bad ass motherfucker

>>688630639
same

>>688630639

Same, and just barely. Feels bad man.

I'm so hairy that if I fell into a gorilla exhibit at the zoo I'd fit right in

I'm almost totally bald at 23

I'm 5'1, male, and have intense anxiety talking to people because of my height.

I'm 27 and haven't found my way

Everything

I'm too skinny because of my fast as fuck metabolism. im a 5'9 male and weigh 105

>>688632149
I'd trade with you, I'm gaining too much weight being a lazy shit

>>688630639
6.4 and I feel that isn't enough. :/ :c

>>688630514
The scars on my arm from when I was a stupid fuck in high school. I wish I could go back in time and beat some sense into me. Got these fuckers for life.

Puffy lips and cheeks

>>688630514

My intelligence. . . It eats away at me

every.

single.

day.

My penis I know it gets the job done but it's not the big

>>688632252
im super lazy, and i eat more than anyone in my house. yet, no weight can be gained. im not too ugly or anything, but it gets old when girls come up and say "wow you're so skinny! can i pick you up?"

>>688632275
It's all about focus; if you want to make sure your partner has a great time they will. Dicks aren't the only option lol toys, tongues, and fingers (sometimes all together) can work magic. Don't be sad.

>>688631948
dont settle

my nostrils are slightly large and my body

>>688630514
myself as a whole

>>688631730
Sorry to hear that man. You gotta eventually accept it though. How old are you?

>>688632657
>femanon here

Being only 20 and suffering from a handful of sexual dysfunctions already. Mostly cumming too fast

>>688632149
how old are you?

I was in the same boat when i was like 17
metabolism slowed down over time at 19 i was around 120. at 22 finally slowed down enough to where i could work out and bulk. was at 130 at that time
now at 23 now its normal and im working out nearly at 150

I dont have enough confidence.

>>688630514
The un-appealing nature of my body.
then again, i think about how I've been working out, and maybe i look fine, but am so physiologically fucked that i see something different than other people.
i also have no idea how to prove that reality isn't a construct.

I'm pretty sure I have phimosis, dick is about five inches, I'm scared of sex, I'm overweight, and I'm just a weirdo.

>>688632149
same here. 5'10 and i weigh 125. what have you done to try to gain?

being fat

I'm black, so I know the good manners and virginity I've held onto would make me a 'faker'..

>>688632854
im 19, and its actually sped up. if i dont eat all day i drop below 100

>>688631948
Don't listen to>>688632606
You have to find your way on your own. When you have one of those days on which you feel like thinking about life, lock yourself up in a room with good music and lots of fuckinh weed

>>688632878
Same here lad. We should congregate and find a unifying cause to bolster our morale.

>>688630639
>>688630980
>>688631258
>>688631315
>>688632275
Wtf anons? You're fine as long as you know how to use them. Anyway, you could try to do some kegel exercises everyday to improve your length

I can't get it up half the time with my gf.

>>688632909
i eat even when im not hungry. at every single opportunity to get more calories

I identify as a 3 year old

My teeth.
I have periodontal disease from a botched braces job when I was younger. It's a bummer.

>>688632909
18 yo

Im terrible at sex

I have sex regulary but im just so bad at it

>>688632468
I feel you bro.. You have a kik? Maybe we're on the same level. I think at least communicating with same minded people is comforting

>>688633078
What? That's what he's done for ten years. That won't help. He needs to go out to parties and fuck people and travel. Exp gets you in the right direction fast enough.

>>688633155
id do that happily but my appetite is horrible. i can barely get food down my throat when i have no appetite. i smoke weed to eat a shit load and thats the only time i eat an abundance of food

>>688633182
Same about the teeth. Not from braces though.

>>688632482
It also makes me try to hard in bed get to focus on makeing sure I please her that I forget my self then when I try to finish too much worry feels my head and I then last for ever(it's gone 6 hours) sometimes I just quit and say fuck it. I fucking hate it

My arms, so I always wear coats and long sleeves

>>688633080
i used to have hella confidence and then idk what happened after. :/

I have selective mutism and feel socially anxious around certain people and cannot for the life of me get over it.

Yet other people i can talk all day with.

>>688633438
see, at this point i have to eat too much or i start losing weight

>>688630514
I'm fat.
I'll take my dubs now please.

>>688633515
Me too. High school was easy but now that I've been graduated a couple years I've lost a lot of confidence.

>>688630514
>What's your biggest insecurity b/?

Completely. Average. Cock.
Pretty sure they somehow snuck snaps of mine and put it in the Guinness World Records as the most unremarkable schlong in the World.

It's why I married a tiny girl.

>>688632706
I'm 21. I consider suicide every day and I'm an alcoholic.

>>688632787
I was like that when I was your age, I'm 28 now and totally grew out of it. Having a couple drinks before fucking used to help me a lot.

i'm 25 and i'm going bald

>>688632149
>>688632854
>>688632909

>fast as fuck metabolism

You guys have no fucking clue what you're talking about

>>688633446
Dental implants is an option but, I currently can't justify financing the ~$60k to fix em. God damn dentists...

>>688633765
explain

My legs, since i am (was) really skinny. Im getting in shape now and i am quiet muscular, but training just won´t work on my legs well. I force myself to wear shorts in the summer now still which made me feel great about myself

>>688633592
i feel this feel

>>688633765
Yarp. You're young. Just roll with it and keep lifting. You'll get there.

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>>688632548
Tnx you annon :)
Frist step intro love myself.

>>688633620
jesus. how many times do you shit in a day?

>>688633685
me too I had a shit load of confidence from sophomore to senior and then i just lost it out of no where

>>688633357
No. What you are talking about is the bluepill nigger slave way of life. What you really want to do can only be found inside yourself. But i have to agree with you just alittle bit because if you dont have any experiences at all with partys and just life in general you have nothing to think about

>>688633503
Too big? Too scrawny? What's up?

My inability to love, with my fear of being alone.

>>688632149
LIFT
EAT TILL YOUR FULL THEN EAT MORE
REPEAT NEXT DAY

this works and you have no excuse anymore

>>688633138
Tnx dude <3

>>688630514
someone will find out about double fisting my ass

>>688633765
educate me faggot

>>688634135
thats pretty much what i do

>>688634125
so much this

>>688630514
I'll say 70% of the people on here are unhappy with dick size. I'm a somewhat respectable 6.3 and am unhappy.
I think my biggest insecurity would be the fact that i now walk with a cane/will be using a wheelchair soon.
I'm not an ugly guy, but I'm looking at women who I would be interested in and I see none of them would want to deal with someone with health issues like mine.
And that's my biggest insecurity. And yet I laugh it all off as "haha it's okay I'm a cripple life's good no matter what" and it's not, and I'm tired of this facade. I've lost all my hobbies and am trying to start new ones. I'm afraid of losing myself /b/.
Anyways, thanks for listening. You're good folk.

>>688633011
faker? I don't understand.

5.5 inch dick

Sometimes i'm just scared of failure. But i've learnd to cope with it for the most part. Realising that failing is part of being human... Still feels pretty shitty when i do

People knowing I was raped. I wouldn't hesitaste to jump off a building if someone I know finds out.

>>688634135
This is true to a point. You don't wanna just eat whatever you. Eating pure shit may fill the calories but, it may also fill you with sugar and bad levels of other shit. Look up a high calorie diet for lifting. Bada-bing.

>>688632529
That sounds like it could be an underlying medical problem. Go see a geneticist if you can.
Lots of weird diseases out there that will pop up around early 20s. What happened to me m8.

>>688634451
You have a six inch dick and it makes you miserable? OK.

When did this turn into wizardchan? Stop hating yourselves and your bodies, you dips.

>>688630514
and the ugly guys losers is so ugly that the ugly guys losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers is pathatic and ugly and the ugly guys losers secret is that they smell like shit and is ugly and dont want people to know or dont want peopel to know they cock block the awesome people and the attrative loser people but since the ugly guys losers is everywhere it wont never get on tv or the awesome people or the attrative loser people and the ugly people losers that smell like crap and is ugly is always going to bother attrative loser people on twitter or on facebook and try to hurt the popular people or awesome people the ugly way and thats why the ugly people losers is pathatic and ugly

>>688631383
Pic of your arms please

>>688634451 fuck dude... What health problems do you have?

>>688634451
Dude....
What's crippling you?

>>688630514
>Biggest Insecurity?
Social ineptitude.

>>688630514

the ever futile grind of my greatest efforts turning to nothing

>>688634655
No, my six inch dick isn't really an issue, it's more "everyone in porn has a massive dick even the chicks." So it's just..shit yeah know what i mean, everyone's got a 12incher but me is the feeling.

5,9 Manlet, 7.5 incher, 19 yo, Got a good body but eczema has ruined the skin on my arms

>>688630514
and the ugly guys losers is so ugly that the ugly guys losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers is pathatic and ugly and the ugly guys losers secret is that they smell like shit and is ugly and dont want people to know or dont want peopel to know they cock block the awesome people and the attrative loser people but since the ugly guys losers is everywhere it wont never get on tv or the awesome people or the attrative loser people and the ugly people losers that smell like crap and is ugly is always going to bother attrative loser people on twitter or on facebook and try to hurt the popular people or awesome people the ugly way and thats why the ugly people losers is pathatic and ugly
and the ugly guys losers has to hurt people the ugly way and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit with there ugly guys losers ugly group that acts better then everybody but the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and funny looking and smell like crap and is ugly as shit and cock block attrative loser people and lie about all that even tho the ugly hippo loser people admit that the ugly people losers is ugly like beyonce or the ugly moutaion lion women loser thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and try to be better then everybody but is ugly as shit fat and ugly like a ugly wart hog that is really lame while is ugly as shit and nobody is like that while being ugly and lame so thats why fuck the ugly guys losers that is a pansy and is ugly so fuck the ugly orges that is a pansy and is ugly like the ugly guys losers
that is lame and ugly and the attrative loser people dont be lame
but the ugly people losers is lame and ugly to be better then everybody n dont feel bad while is ugly as shit and smell like crap like the ugly guys losers that is ugly and try to be better then everybody the ugly way and thats why fuck the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit like the ugly moutaion lion guy loser

>>688630514
and the ugly guys losers is so ugly that the ugly guys losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and the ugly people losers is pathatic and ugly and the ugly guys losers secret is that they smell like shit and is ugly and dont want people to know or dont want peopel to know they cock block the awesome people and the attrative loser people but since the ugly guys losers is everywhere it wont never get on tv or the awesome people or the attrative loser people and the ugly people losers that smell like crap and is ugly is always going to bother attrative loser people on twitter or on facebook and try to hurt the popular people or awesome people the ugly way and thats why the ugly people losers is pathatic and ugly
and the ugly guys losers has to hurt people the ugly way and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit with there ugly guys losers ugly group that acts better then everybody but the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and funny looking and smell like crap and is ugly as shit and cock block attrative loser people and lie about all that even tho the ugly hippo loser people admit that the ugly people losers is ugly like beyonce or the ugly moutaion lion women loser thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and try to be better then everybody but is ugly as shit fat and ugly like a ugly wart hog that is really lame while is ugly as shit and nobody is like that while being ugly and lame so thats why fuck the ugly guys losers that is a pansy and is ugly so fuck the ugly orges that is a pansy and is ugly like the ugly guys losers
that is lame and ugly and the attrative loser people dont be lame
but the ugly people losers is lame and ugly to be better then everybody n dont feel bad while is ugly as shit and smell like crap like the ugly guys losers that is ugly and try to be better then everybody the ugly way and thats why fuck the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit like the ugly moutaion lion guy loser
iam a nigger 4 reals

>>688630514
probably my neckbeard that grows back in a week or the stretch marks on my sides/arms.

>>688634309
Have a girlfriend who I don't love, but whose company I enjoy. She's a total nerd. Works as an expert behind the tech used in mass scale printing operations (like magazines) collects old scifi toys, big PC gamer, is into maddox, red letter media ect. She worships me, absolutely adores me, and I have nothing left to give her. I resent her for liking me so much, all the while I have girls chasing me on the side.

I cant say goodbye bc I need her company. I find it impossible to be happy with any women. You get laid, conquer them and then move on. It's not a happy life.

>>688634701
EDS type 3.
Basically all my joints(so far the main ones only) dislocate at random, even the slightest pressure can do it some days.
Currently I have 6 ribs dislocated and my right shoulder.
My hip and left shoulder sublux regularly(partially dislocate) as well as my jaw dislocated regularly. Waiting on Arthrocentesis on my jaw first and also a shoulder surgery(not sure what kind yet) in the next few months.
I used to be relatively active, loved hockey and football, absolutely loved to hike. And now I can't walk more than 2 blocks without a cane, and almost unable to do stairs. Can't throw either.
Life's hard but I mean...I'm a straight white man so it's still pretty good.
I know there are so many more out there with worse issues than me, on this board as well, but sometimes I wanna be a self centered cunt.

>>688630514
financial

My front door, the lock on it isn't very good

>>688635183
Did...did you have a stroke? Should I call 911? Do you need help?

>>688632298
Were you an emo fag?

>>688634583
shit, story?

>>688630639
Tbh 5.5 here and really you just gotta be skilled w/ it.
I tend to use my fingers mostly, very good with them. (also because I have erectile dysfunction lol)

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I Always get dubs

>>688634583
Man or woman?
Either way the answer is the same.
Fuck you. No reason to be ashamed, you had something horrible done to you by someone who deserves to die. Rape ain't a joke despite all the rape jokes. I feel for you, it can really damage a person. Find joy in what you can and remember you're a stronger person than you think. You may not feel like it, but you're loved by the people who matter, and they will be there for you.

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>>688635648
Except when you don't

So hot https://youtu.be/seTxG6kzy1E

>>688635326
Damn man. I really feel for ya.
When I was born, my toes touched and my hip was out of alignment for my sex (I'm male). I hasn't bothered me yet but, I've been told several time I'll be in a wheelchair by 40.
I'm lovin that positive outlook bud!

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/b/ is awfully supportive tonight. It's threads like these that keep me coming back

>>688632149
>>688632909
My skinniggas 5'9" with 120 lb. Kill me pls

>>688630514
Man bewbs

>>688630514
I'm a guy and I go soft quite frequently during sex. Doesn't matter how horny I am. I would say out of 10 times I have sex, 6 of those 10 times, I go limp. So needless to say, i'm insecure about it.

>>688635284
Guess I've never had someone love me personally, guess I might be able to love, in a situation like that. I just haven't gotten far enough in life

>>688630514
iam a ugly guy loser that is happy cause no one know that i smell like crap and is ugly as shit and cock block everybody and iam happy cause i cock block the attrative loser people and i look ugly as shit on tv that smell like crap and is ugly and is ugly and iam happy i cock block the awesome people and able to cock block anyone that hates the ugly people losers and iam happy iam able to hurt the awesome people the ugly way or kill the awesome people the lame way or the ugly way or the really lame and ugly way if awesome people think the ugly people losers are ugly and i dont care if i look ugly on tv and cock block the real talents and waste peoples time and not let show the beautiful actors on tv or good tv shows and make people miserble cause i smell like crap and is ugly and bother people and hurt anyone that think the ugly people losers is ugly and i harass all the attrative loser people so theres like only ugly people losers online like twitter or outside and the attrative loser people is waiting for the ugly people losers to die out cause has to force people to like the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers smell like crap and has to hurt people the ugly way and got ugly ass faces and is a ugly orge and has to know everything and has to hurt people the ugly way cause the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and torture people cause there ugly and i dont care if iam ugly and force people to like me cause i control the food market and i dont care i put people in pain cause people think iam ugly and iam a ugly smart mother fucker thats ugly as shit and smell like crap and think is better then everybody and hurt people the ugly way

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>>688630639
I'm 6 in, but it's not about your size really anon. Like the others sat there are exercises yoy can do. I'm proud of my output for cum. I cum so much it actually scares some girls that even though I have a condom on. Never understood thier fear

>>688630514
Rejection because I had a shitty childhood

>>688630514
and people only buy the ugly people losers cds cause thats the only option so fuck beyonce and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and fucken lame and ugly and bother people cause smell like crap and is ugly and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way like the ugly guys losers

>>688635924
What's your partner like? Are you attracted/into it?

I think i'm not good enough for the career i chosed (professor)

Constantly worry that i might not be good enough. Not just with women, but at making friends and aquaintances with people. Talking to girls without becoming a complete bumblefuck. That my ex wont tell me the real reason she left, which only adds to my insecurity and anxiety. That I might be trying or appear to be trying too hard to fit in. That i might not be trying enough to fit in. That I have chosen the wrong major, what im going to do about money. Why can I not get a job? Why can I not even get an interview. I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF OH FUCK WHAT DO I DO NEXT, DO THEY NOTICE I AM PANICING. That this has become my norm. That i should have gone a different path in life. That i am missing out on so much because of my choices and that my consequences will be dire. Will i die today. How will I die? What happens after I die? How and why, with all of my medical problems, am I alive. Am i doing the right thing.
You know, the usual insecurities

>>688635815
I'll be using a wheelchair to get around more often than not in public within a year. I'm not looking forward to it, but once my shoulders fixed, Atleast I'll be able to do wheelies and shit ya know?
I haven't always had this outlook, only recently did I start saying fuck it and just became super relaxed towards everything.
Also watch Make Happy on Netflix. I found it actually helped me more than I expected(didn't expect t at all).
Also medicinal marijuana is a literal fucking life saver. Seriously, thank god for pot. Kills pain like nothing else I've ever had.

All I can say is if you do have to use a wheelchair sooner than later, pimp that motherfucker out man!

>>688636020
Seen it before, I fucking hate this gif

>>688630514
but at least i can hurt people with talking and make the awesome people waste money on food and keep hurting the awesome people the ugly way to stack ugly problems to waste the awesome peoples time cause iam ugly as shit and try to be better then everybody or the awesome people or the popular people

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this
it gets me by but anytime I fuck a girl I just picture her having riden some of the monster schlongs that are posted on here at least once before me
especially now that everyone is having sex odds are they have

>>688636247
Fuck yea bro.
I was gonna ask if you were using medical ganj. That's good. Cheers to you sir!

I'm a normal fucking guy with a decent job and everything that comes with it but even at basically 27 years old I still sperg out when talking to girls I don't know

I'm sexually and emotionally repressed an it seems to be getting worse rather than better even though my sexual value increases over time.

I'm terrified I'll never find anyone and lately these thoughts have been dominating my mind with unusual doggedness.

Plz 2 be the booty
Help me find the booty

:(

>>688630514
I'm a fat lardass. I am about 6'8" and 355 lbs. I have bad teeth/gums because I can't afford to get them fixed. I have no local friends, I'm a classic neckbeard. So yeah, pretty much all aspects of my life I am insecure about.

Yeah, yeah.. I know.. kill myself, right? Heard that before.

>>688636235
Hey, listen to me. I'm the cripple above.
Life's easy. It really is. Look at everything you're stressed about.
It's a lot isn't it?
No it's not. Push it all away. Lay in bed and just think about everything, don't dwell...and tell yourself "I'm above it all" once or twice. And think about who you are, and who you're going to be.
You may be afraid right now, but you are going to become someone who, thanks to all your insecurities and things you deal with now, you'll be someone who knows how to help others in the same situation. You'll be a stronger and better person because of it, only if you let yourself though.
Life's easy.
Dying is the hardest thing we will ever do.
So stop living in fear, and stand tall and be who you're supposed to be.

>>688636645
Not too late to turn yourself around anon

my fat ass. I have stretch marks and i think i'm fucked for life, and whenever i try to lose the weight i literally can't sleep and feel like absolute shit.

I'm 5.5 inches which I'm okay with, but I'm like less than an inch when soft...

>>688636662
This guy deserves internets...

>>688636575
I used to be a straight edge "drugs are bad oh no" kinda person, cause that's how I was raised.
But I found out I lack an enzyme to assimilate opiates, so I can take a handful or morphine and get no useful effects.
So I got this stuff, so far just using Phoenix Tears, and the candies, but I'm gonna get a vaporizer soon, would smoke it but my lungs are so fucked I don't wanna risk anything. But I am a 100% advocate now. Shits awesome, probably gonna get 5oz of Purple Voodoo next month, most he can sell legally.

>>688636848
You're a grower, not a shower. Scottish? Irish? No biggie man.
It makes you more aerodynamic in general situations and when you need to fuck, you can. Trim, hoist, chill brethren.

>>688636970
Honestly, it's what I wish I woulda heard when I was gettin low.
We might be in the shittiest place on the Internet, but we're all here together, so might as well be here for eachother too.

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>>688632298
There is a place that will do tattoos free for cutters

>>688637262
viet actually. thanks for the words, trimmin as we speak

>>688635466
Nah I wore polo shirts and was preppy. No joke

>>688636645
Motherfucker please. 6'8 355...nigga lose 50lbs and you're well on your way. Hit the gym, use white strips, change your hair/beard, and get a nice new shirt or two.
Go out more to public areas, no need to go with people yet. And just relax, sip a beer and watch the game or something at a pub. It's a start.
Then once you're comfortable there, start small talk "holy shit what a bunch of fucktards playing hockey this season amirite" or whatever the hell.
You'll be fine man, no need to kill yourself. Just become the man you see yourself as.
We all have that ability. Live up to it.

>>688637476
Interesting... Might have to look into that.

>>688636133
I've been with the same woman for about 6 years give or take a few months. We very rarely have sex anymore. Shes just not a very sexual person. So the few times we have sex, it's hard for me to get into it. It feels like a chore on the rare occasions we have sex. I'm sure that has a lot to do with it, but hell, even in the past when I had sex with other females, I was always OVERLY nervous. Even though I had no reason to be. I'm 37 years old, I've had sex with quite a few women over the years but I have NEVER been able to fully relax during sex. Not sure why. I've had this going soft problem even in my teens. It's embarrassing as fuck.