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The finale.
Five threads seem like a good number to stop on.
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quitter
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>>688617703
First
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>>688617703
First
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>>688617847
>>688617912
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>>688617703
Post her pics
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>>688618064
Dude you are fucking killing me
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>>688618064
Will it ever end
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Lol what an end hun
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I just wanted to give you another child and fear you'd have too many
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>>688617703
rain check... TOPPEST OF KEKS
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New girl
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>>688618501
"who's the fag next to you?"
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Big finish
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>>688618455
Checjed
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Anyone got screens of previous threads?
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>>688618501
you are a cool guy op
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>>688618455
theres been 2 since then you fucking faggot


and another right belowe me? Know how I know that? Cuz I check for updates before posting unlike your faggot ass

YOU are the cancer that is ruining this site
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Awww yeah
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>>688618501
So is my massive member. Wanna see it?
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>>688618666
What is English
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>>688618666
jesus fuck this thread
checked
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>>688618666
what is this gibberish
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>>688618064
>Never said anything about sex
>Not on birth control right now
>Was def a prostitute
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>>688618666
Hail
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How did we go from this...?
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>>688618666
Ask for milf tits satan
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>>688618749
Alpha Checking out
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>>688618749
Brittany, what a slutty name.
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>>688618869
>>688618900
Dankkkk
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>>688618949
... To this?
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>>688618666
OP speaks in tongues
and gets tripsix?

Muslim confirmed as true religion
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>>688618949
"well, I'm"
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688618949#
Strike one
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>>688618749
I'd fuck her raw, regardless of consequences
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>>688618949
to this
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>>688618949
Have you ever fucked a shemale in the ass?
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>>688619238
did you... uhm.. did you try to type out the numbers?

LOL NEWFAG HERE GUYS!
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Lol she came back
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>>688618949
OP - lock it in and then continue to fuck them all up, make it interesting. Legend get.
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@688619388
Or he's not trying to give out free (you)'s
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>>688619397
can we PLEASE have more pics of her?

also lay her down, and fuck her. then post update tomorrow at 11PM EST
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>>688619397
Ask for lewds
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>>688619514
Sure smells like summer in here holy fuck
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>>688619514
>>688619296
>>688619238
ahahahahhaha

Stop youre killing me, dude just get the fuck outta here

hahahahahha
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>>688619397
Tell her to park at least two blocks away and you'll leave a window open for her
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>>688619514
@ Hahahaha summer is here boys
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>>688619546
He isn't going to hit any of these, that is the point.
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>>688619397
She really want ur Dick men ...
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>>688618666
WHAT ARE YOU SAYUIGN!?!!?#??`112312
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>>688619581
lmao wtf is this
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>>688619581
>not op
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>>688619785
HE GOES IN
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>>688619581
kek
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Seems there a NEW FAG In the midst.


Alpha Checking Out
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>>688619785
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>>688619514
>>688619238
Alright I'm hacking you now, 2 posts is all the information we need. Let's get him boys! I already got his IP. Now I'm looking him up on a map, ill post his house soon.
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Any hun man in?
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>>688619895
YOU CAN JUST STAY CHECKED IN, ITS FINE
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Aaaaaaaaaah

>this thread
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>>688619581
This girl will be dead in someones basement in a month...
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>>688618064

>Hey guys im on tinder just to have friends.

Those kind of bitches are so dumb.
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>>688618662
Rooool for this shit
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>>688620128
You don't need to use caps, you're welcome

Alpha Checking Out
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>>688620128
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Mfw
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>>688619843
An experience I had
>>688619861
I know.
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>>688620364
first
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>>688620364
Don't apologise you fucking beta
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>>688618666

You do what in her what?
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>>688620424
Third
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>>688620364
I never apologize.. I guess that is why I dont get laid
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I'm just here for the Azn chick with kids. I'd fuck her right in the pussy
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>>688620364
Sierra is a hoe name
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>>688620416
got any more? OP is kinda boring me now
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>>688620556
nobody cares who you are or what you want
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>>688620654
Thank you, nice fellow
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>>688620223
Every girl puts "NOT LOOKING FOR A HOOKUP, SWIPE LEFT IF YOU ARE."

...but every girl there is looking for a hookup. The only ones I really take seriously when they say that are the ones that quote bible verses in their profile. Too much work to crack that shell.
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Hi everyone , can I join ?
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Why...?? Where is South Dakota anyway?
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>>688620833
No sorry. Huns only
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>>688620833
No, fuck off
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>>688620869
below north dakota
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>>688620833
your dubs say you can this time. Dont get used to it
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>>688620869
tell her about the coconut almonds
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>>688619581

How is in your profile picture?

Tom Hardy or Adam Levine?
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>>688620917
Kek
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>>688620869
Good going, OP. That frownie face was a nice touch
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>>688620969
>Checked
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I'm in control now
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Worst fucking thread
12 year old spelling.
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>>688621132
I'm the captain now
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>>688621006
Adam Hardy
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>>688621006
Tom Levine
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>>688618666
She forgot english wtf
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>>688621132
finally
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Nudes
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>>688621132
Ask for "just a litlle bit o boobie"
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>>688620996
Thank you sire .
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>>688621132
MY SIDES OP
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>>688620751
Those are exactly the girls to avoid. They often have a very skewed and warped idea of reality. It's fundemental to your tinder to establish a neutral ground with your profile. For example.

A decent selfie.
A picture with your dog or someone else's dog. Any dog will work.
A picture of you with friends. Beach pics are superior.
And a picture of you and your vehicle.
Chicks go for guys with cars more often. It's common sense but you betas wouldn't understand that.

Now that you have that established. Build a simple bio.
It can be almost anything. Even about your dog.
"I wanna love a girl like my dog loves peanut butter. Lol"

Now that you have this information. You too can be an Alpha in the Tindersphere.
Good luck betas.

Alpha Checking out
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>>688621132
i want to fuck van so hard now hun
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>>688621132
After you bang her, make sure you rape her kids
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>>688621132
Tell her if she wants the D, she will have to earn it
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What app is that?
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>>688621543
Tinder

I believe he also uses OKcupid
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>>688621132
Boobs men
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>>688621543
Grindr
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>>688621543
Sony PlayXbox 64 Wii W4
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Am I an alpha now?
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>>688621543
Do you live under a rock?
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>>688621132
I mean, her thirst is kinda hot
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>>688621733
True Alpha fashion OP.

Alpha checking out
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>>688621733
Ease off caligula. You'll smash in due time
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>>688619785
FINALLY!
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>>688621776
He lives under a cock
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>>688621733
Dubs say yes, but only a lewd will confirm
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>>688621679
Thanks!
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>>688621733

oldfag here since 1998, can confirm alpha status
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>>688621901
>>688621902
chek'd
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She's cracking??
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>>688621543
Craigslist personals
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>>688621487
That's a terrible bio and fails to follow the Tried and True tender formula.

A better bio would be "Hey hehe I just want to get a nice gf to kiss hehe :)"

Alpha checking Out.
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>>688622024
go back to le'reddits
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>>688621733
tell her gotta see what I'll ruin for every man forever when I am done with you
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>>688619397
She wants to rob you, dumb faggot
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>>688622123
Tell her you love small and medium boobs the best
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>>688622123
tell her you're into average boobs, especially on fems as pretty as her
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>>688621487
No need to be that indirect, seriously. I just post a selfie of my clothed body without my face, and a few others so they know I'm in shape, but no face. In the bio, I just straight up say, I'm a dominant, I want a submissive girl into kink, not opposed to a long term thing. Then I make some dumb joke. I get a lot of matches. I am in a college town, however. You'd be surprised how many girls out there are actively interested in kink.
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>>688622123
Lol sheeeit.
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>>688622150
Imposter Alpha. Truly beta in your attempts to stump my Alpha status.

If that bio is so terrible then why do I get so many matches? You = stumped.

The real original Alpha since the first fucking thread. Checking out.
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>>688622335
Checked

Alpha checking out, hun
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tell her you're diamond in league
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>>688622335
No joke this is actually great advice. There's nothing to lose anyways, but especially in online dating. It's low-risk, low-reward though.
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>>688622489
This
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Haha nice R6S Jk
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>>688622489
Say diamond smurf wiling to boost for nudes
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MY HANDS ARE SHAKING
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>>688622489
KESCKSIMIUS MAXSIMUS
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>>688622623
Korean Challenger she will understand that
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>>688622679
GET IT OP
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Future OP here. From about 24 hours in the future. Sorry, hehe anyways. Van came over this morning.
Heres the story...
>Be me (OP)
>knock at the door at 5:55am
>bitch could'nt wait until six like I told her to.
>parents still at home and won't be gone for a few more minutes
>quickly throw on pants and turn off my computer.
>tell mum and dad I got it
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
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>>688620751

Really? Christian girls on tinder?

This world is fucked up
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>>688622419
Real alpha here. How many of those matches did you marry? None. You = heartbroken.

Alpha-est Alpha checking out. Out.
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>>688622679
>i be strokin lol

fuckin lel m8
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>>688622679
Tell her you ment youre having a stroke
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>>688622679
>i be strokin lol
top kek
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>>688622734
is an NA challenger equal to a platinum korea?
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>>688622923
Kek. This
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>>688622972
Something like that
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>>688622769
check'd
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>>688622923
Holy fuck, kek. Do it OP
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>>688622335

I haven't even explained the second half of the Tinder Formula. The dialogue portion is simple yet complex for the mind of a beta.

Tinder Formula portion 2.

The true mastery of getting pussy on tinder is never actually asking for it.
Being an Alpha alone in this category is the win.
By simply chatting and asking the hacker known as 4chan for input you can adequately input effective dialogue.

Key to quick sex though is knowing if Hun is a prositute or not and whether you sleep on a futon at your parents house or your own place.

Alpha checking out
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Late to the party but that Van chick looks like a guy.
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>>688623157
Nice dubs
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>>688620364
>sorry

Only say sorry to a woman if it means she's going to stop having sex with you or you killed her cat. Don't ever apologize for coming onto a woman.
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>>688617703
tits op, only tits
http://frtyd.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/pizza
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>>688621132

So, this slut have kids and want to have sex with you?

She has 2 kids, god damn it!!!!
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>>688622944
>>688623044
>>688623122
calm your fucking dubs!!
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>>688623203
LEAVE

NOW
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>>688623157
Alpha checking in

Make sure you sign all your messages with Alpha checking out. Gets the pussy real wet.

Alpha checking out
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my eyes man! I'm emotionally connected to OP now. Love you man youre my hero
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>>688623273
maybe she wants more?
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Is that her tit in her profile pic?
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>>688623216
Wut
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>>688623266
>http://frtyd.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/pizza
not gonna click...
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>>688623218
>yfw
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>>688622679
CLARENCE CARTER IN THE HOUSE
>I BE STROKIN
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>>688623414
someone has to take it for the team
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>>688623414
just some ad link to a shitty camgirl site
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>>688623157
well done keke

Kek keking out
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>>688623289
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>tumblr_m2rd2
>tumblr
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OP, no shit. If something happens with you and Van, be sure to record it for court reasons.
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>>688623414
>>688623532

accidentally clicked

it's just a link to slutroulette
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What is this Alpha checking out shit? Is this a new meme?
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>>688623322
double dubs nice
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>>688623218
Fucking kek
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>>688623641
beta detected
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>>688623569
enjoy your virus sucker!
I'm hacking you RIGHT NOW

That site logged your IP for me hahahaha
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Cmon OP I need to sleep but I need to see tranny Vanny's noods
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>>688623641
Yes lol :)
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>>688623829
Kektus
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>>688623290
Again late to the party, haven't been following. Wouldn't fuck a chick with kids either. Don't want no baby daddy drama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ3uTdkV98c
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>>688623824
Give us his IP
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>>688623824
I'm on a linux. You hacking my windows vm lol
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>>688623829
This
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>>688623634
"accidentally"?

You mean you didn't mean to highlight it, copy and paste it into the search bar? Did you see "Pizza" and think it was cp? enjoy your virus broseph
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>>688623898
Get any nudes yet OP???
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>>688623829
She's the one stalling
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>>688623898
>o shit waddup
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>>688623824
no
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>>688624120
>U
She's fucking dumb
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>>688623898
I lost

god damnit OP
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ALPHA CHECKING OUT
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>>688624120
>inb4 "she" sends you his cock
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>>688624194
shes tryin to fuck a teen or sum shit who cares. shes blending in or sum hsit
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>>688624120
"Come on babe just a little something to hold me over for the night ;)"
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>>688624120
OP tell her you need to make sure shes a real person and not just some dude.

Tell her she doesnt have to show her face but to timestamp the pic.
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What app?
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>>688623361

I mean, thats way i hate single moms.
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>>688623641
Someone posted his "tender formula" earlier in the thread and tagged it "Alpha checking out." and now people are mocking him.
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>>688624120
Send this fucking savage back to the horde already.
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>>688624380
This + it will help me last longer tomorrow
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>>688624120
Wtf she has offered to show up at ur parents house at 6am to fuck in THEIR bed (for money), and she won't send nudes. What a cunt nugget.
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