>>688617227
aaay whaddup

i browse wizchan all the time

i am just hoping that VR porn can get very close to reality in the next couple of years,

if that happens, then i won't feel bad at all about dying a virgin

>>688617227
Look man... I'm a fat loser but I have confidence. Most of the girls I've fucked range from 4-6.75/10 but got some that were solid 8-9's. Just be confident and don't spill spaghetti everywhere.

>>688617227
face it, you don't want to fuck ugly girls

that's the only thing holding you back

>>688617468
yeah that is exciting, hopefully it gets really good really soon
>>688617615
i'm just below the threshold. i'm too ugly
>>688617733
no i absolutely would fuck ugly girls

>>688618021
are you physically disabled to the point that you can't leave your house? that's your only other viable excuse

i am, but only because i don't get out of the house much

>>688618128
you obviously don't get it. there is a certain threshold where if you're below that you will never have sex. this threshold is really, really low, but i'm under it.

97-99% of all people have sex, i'm in the bottom 1% of the population so i'm too ugly to have sex. even disabled people and retards get sex as long as they're above the threshold, and most are. you have to be REALLY fucking ugly to be under the threshold, which i am

>>688618713
post pic

>>688618713
Honestly bro we need a pic too see what were working with here but I cant imagine it being anything seriously bad.

>>688618713
post picture

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>>688618912
>>688619017

>>688618128
Not OP, but...mentally disabled counts too, right? RIGHT??

>>688619349
are you serious? you could easily get pussy if you tried

>>688619349
what kind of fucking name is polar bear

>>688619349
Not too bad

i have a micro penis and am too scared to have deh seks? wut do?

>>688617227
Does my dog count?

>>688619349
i see you posting all the time, stop being a fucking pussy and get off /b/

>>688619349
wat headphones?

>>688619583
Become lesbian

>688619349
Op just wants attention somewhat clever tho

>>688619583
Remind yourself that females are a united force, like a hive mind, one creature inhabiting multiple bodies that communicate via telepathy, so when a girl finally cackles at your miserable peen, every girl on the planet will join in a horrific chorus, like the sirens beckoning you to suicide.
Worked for me.

>>688619349
Man you're not even ugly. You could easily get pussy if you just gained confidence and worked out. Seriously, bro. The wonders that working out will do is unbelievable. You can do this.

>>688619349
Get rid of that... hairs... (not a beard! Thats just to less) in your face, get a proper haircut, smile, and you easily should get a fuck.

>>688617227
>Me 20 never kissed a girl
100% virgin

look im autist socially awkward fuck but i managed to do it. the key is just persistence and just not giving a fuck.

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>>688619837
that is pretty much exactly what i imagine happening

>>688619837
Hahahahahagaha

for all you normies that had sex before you were 18,

did you go to prom? and what was it like if u went?

>>688619349
Try smiling with your eyes

>>688620268
Underage banned but it was pretty whack not terrible but pretty whack

>>688620268
fought with my girlfriend beforehand, got drunk and had sex afterward, I slapped her ass during sex and I remember she seemed very cutely offended

>>688620168
You should feel a little better knowing you were the center of attention for a brief moment.
After all, you can only laugh at a small dick once or twice before they have to move on to your other faults.

>>688620462
Dude slapping a girls ass is the key

>>688620397
>Underage banned
i am 19 so i am good

>>688620462
dayum

>>688619349
Shave your fucking face. Stop fucking defeating yourself before you try. Stop browsing this fucking cesspool for help. Actually leave your fucking house. Fucking talk to people. Get involved in a stupid fucking public activity where you can have actual human face-to-face contact with real people. You will not get pussy immediately. It will only come after changing patterns of your behaviour that have gotten you into this hole. It will be difficult. It will suck. It can be done. Stop whining.

>>688620528
>before they have to move on to your other faults.
wtf happens then? will i have killed myself already?

>>688620984
>Stop browsing this fucking cesspool for help
>implying one can just leave slash bee slash

>>688617227
22 year old kissless virgin, I just don't try hard enough or need to lower my standards I guess

>>688620268
Stood a chick up on prom night to smoke weed with my band. Fucked her the next night anyways 7/10

>>688619470
well i have tried, i'm 25 and never even hugged a girl
>>688619531
ikr fucking coke
>>688619541
thanks for being nice
>>688619665
i haven't posted in 18 hours
>>688619676
sony, idk the model. they were like $50 so they're not even nice
>>688619810
i only posted because the thread was going to die because everyone was asking
>>688620006
i worked out for 2.5 years until a year ago, could bench 365 for reps and dl a whole bunch (the limiting factor was grip, was too autistic to go to a store and buy straps though. dl 455 without straps though)
>>688620009
i shave all the time, my head is so fucking weird shaped that no haircut has ever worked
>>688620396
i just did and i just looked like donald trump squinting

>>688621023
Either that or you've accepted that about yourself and simply can't feel insecure about it anymore.
Then, I don't know, maybe some girl will come into your life that has a small dick fetish, or you've gotten so good at talking to women regardless of having a small penis due to the amount of times you've failed that it's no longer a factor.
That'd be a crazy fucking thought.
Talking to women without fixating on the size of your dick.

>>688617227
Think of it like this... Most people are used and were fucked by people like you. Would you really want the left overs from something like that?

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>>688621911
dick size is all that matters, women are low IQ creatures, remember?

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>>688617227
I actually thought this for around 26 years and then out of nowhere I answered some craigslist ad and got laid. She was a chubby but damn I was horny as fuck and did everything I ever wanted with her, she took me to her house and shit was pretty cool. Basically just look everywhere and try everything don't give up hope.

>>688621632
If you have the balls, buy some molly, go to a local concert venue when an edm artist comes through town, take some of the molly so you feel good, and then share with some of the girls around you. Make sure you are rolling on a nice wave before you do this so you don't seem creepy. Just enjoy yourself. Don't aim for girls out of your league, just girls who are nearby that are having a good time and don't seem to have a bf. If it's pure you will be having a great time and they will be having a great time on your shit. The point is not to fuck here, just to break that threshold of contact and interaction you are describing.

This is absolutely possible to do, even if you tell yourself it isn't. You will come up with a hundred excuses, but you are only creating false obstacles.

>>688622257
This is the correct answer.

Craigslist will get you laid.

Met my husband through craigslist, I did.

>>688622192
You're right, I've seen the Omeglewins.
Maybe sex isn't your bag, baby.
Go be a monk or something.

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>>688617227
Tell yourself you can do it, or tell yourself you cant do it. Either way, you're right.

Seriously nigger, it doesnt matter how ugly you are. Your problem is you spend too much time alone, and you have convinced yourself that you will die a virgin. (Trust me I've been there.) Start eating right and maybe start going to the gym a bit. You might not get /fit/ but you will probably start feeling better about yourself. It might take a long time too, but dont give up. say hello to girls walking by, (Dont tip fedora), Talk to ugly ones too. Just fucking talk to other people till you get to the point where your self confidence isnt complete shit. Dont worry anon, anyone can do it if they try. But if you're too lazy to try then kill yourself on stream with a chain saw you double nigger

>>688617227
27 here man, 3 years til wizard still no closer to getting a GF or getting laid, would get a hooker, but don't know how

OP your putting the pussy on a pedestal

>>688617733
i would fuck the shit out of some ugly ass chicks, but they don't want me either

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>>688617227
You're gonna have it one day and realize how overblown and trumped up it was and you'll kill yourself

Pretty sure I am a perma-virgin at this point. Part of my issue is that when I meet a girl I like, I become so infatuated with her that no one else compares. That, and I can't manage to say anything because I'm a fucking coward.
I blame no one but myself.

>>688619349
I have seen people 10xore cringe than you get pussy. You aren't even bad man like a 4/10 could be a solid 7 if you just cleaned up and lost some weight.

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>>688622257
>tfw you will never get this lucky and find a girl willing to put out for no charge

>>688622685
u try VR porn yet, it's a cool experience

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>>688622948
Right? OP, pussy is fucking terrible now that I think about it. You're not missing much really.

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>>688619349
>its_over.jpg

>>688623094
poorfag, can't afford a headset, not the same anyway, its not just sex I want, I want that connection too

>>688617615
It's hard not to spagetti when there s vomit on his swewter already. Mom's spagooter

>>688622685
wizard is 40 m8.

>inb4 try going out sometime and not being a faggot?

>>688623094
How close to real pussy is it?

>>688621632
If you aren't lying about your weightlifting stats that is a fuck lot of weight. You just need to cut and tone you already are stronger than 90% of people in the gym.

>>688623486
As close as cod is to real war

>>688617227
almost 34
I've dated and come to realize that it's pretty much not for me
women are way too needy and are almost always in it for themselves

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>>688619349
/thread

an hero already faggot

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>>688619531

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>>688620984
he's certanly kinda sorta right, just be confident, since you're a human like all of us, try to show a positive attitude on everything and try to walk like this

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>>688623665
>>688623667
Off by one

>>688619349
Just clean up. Shave your face. Hair cut. Trim your eye brows (your hair cut person can do this). Buy some man clothes.

Boom.

>>688617227
Hah!

Fun fact, guy in the pic is married now and has two kids, was ages ago that pic was taken.

>>688623892
>boom
Goes the gun when even all of that won't help.

>>688623433
>I want that connection too
you're a fagit then

>>688623486
it is fucking awesome

do not listen to >>688623486

i got cardboard a couple months ago, went on torrents, downloaded VR porn onto nexus 6p, and legit had most realistic porn experience i've ever come close to


it will be the driving force behind the entire VR industry, seriously, it's fucking awesome

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>>688624050
>Goes the gun when even all of that won't help.
kek
Good one Anon

>>688623486
try these if u want

https://mega.nz/#!HlNDkCJB!hzuZ5JWs0fv_MKQKmuV0-HX3up091qyQ6fBVEBnJPjI


and this

https://mega.nz/#!ZwVTWAaR!k5sPVhgMjQcE64zsl2k6Cq1OWpEqh8-3hqFcTuvJfB0


enjoy if u have google cardboard

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>>688623494
that was a year ago, i fucked up my shoulder. i started again in october, got back up to 275x5 for bench, and fucked it up again

i adapt really quickly, look how soft i got after only 1 year (255 lbs)

>>688619349
it's not your face man.

it's your shitty attitude that will make you die virgin, or in jail for rape

I feel bad for you guys.

>>688623914
well yea he looks pretty ready for it

>>688625528
i know right
used to be like this but pretty much fake being confident and soon enough with practice you can make it work

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>>688625528
Fuck off normie. Don't you have some Overwatch to play?

Who else here finds farting women hot?

>>688624235
Most realistic porn experience!

kek

well guys. I first kissed a girl last year, I was 25. Then almost one year later me and this girl lost our virginity together. dont worry half of the population is of the oposite sex, and everyone of us will find someone to spend good time with.

>>688625893
u got a better one?

i am not comparing cardboard to vive or anything, i am saying VR in general

>>688626271
Yeah, real human vagina

>>688625694

I agree. I had a huge fear of approaching women and rejection before college but if you do it enough black out drunk you're bound to score once

>>688625848

no dude 6k+ hours on dota 2, fuck off normie

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>>688626459
No

>>688617227
the advice I give (which is extremely hard to take) is to not fear rejection from randos.

in terms of advancing on someone or just talking to a stranger or whatever. if you're not worried things are more likely to happen, and don't let rejection put you off from trying again.

infinitely more easily said than done.

>>688619349
Nice eye color , don't be so grumpy

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Just look at that look of relief. Isn't it hot?
Farting women are just so hot.

>>688626391
are you retarded?

i said porn if u can read

>>688617227
Status is what get guys laid. The nurse doesn't fantasize about fucking the RN she wants a DR. The secretary doesn't want the mail boy, she stays in the office late for the Boss.

The thing about Status is it's all relative. The more you have the more options you have, but if you're not at the top know that there are women who will still settle for you, and women get lonely too.

Work on yourself, get a good education, or a trade, nice car, decent place. Do these things your yourself and like the leaches they are, women will start to latch on.

>>688619349
Shave or fully grow out that scraggly-ass beard
Get a decent haircut (one that costs more that $10)
Go get clothes from a place that isn't have a Blue Light Special
Go to /fit/

Boom, you're easily a 6/10 with barely any effort

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Just look at that look of relief as that huge log is coming out of her.

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>tfw your ex-gf used to send you snapchats of her shit
>screenshot'd them so you could fap to them later

>>688619349
get some leg shortening surgery and drink a lot of alcohol
Game of Thrones is really popular, so you should pull of a Peter Dinklage pretty easily

>>688619349
go to hairstylist
cut your ugly face hair
dont look like you had an anal plug all the in your asshole
smile

>>688620268
didnt go, shitty music i hated, no date, etc.

Come to think of it, I never went to any dance or school event. Huh.

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>>688617227
>>688619349
Jerk off to panty filling with me m8.

>>688619349
Let me make this easy on you, shave everything but the goatee, get some Axe Pomade and slick your hair up lightly with it, hit up H&M and spend $40 on two sets of clothes, get yourself a pair of classic Vans/high tops or chucka boots and start running and cut down on the salt and you're instantly good looking.

Anon you're really not bad looking you're just doing your style wrong. Work on talking to people in real life too, essentially don't have a filter and be kind and honest and you're set.

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27 year old virgin, I feel like I am too fat and ugly to get any woman to like me

>>688621211
This is the problem with all of you, it's not your standards, it's your attitude. I bet you this guy doesn't even have female friends outside his work environment, maybe a pretty one, an ok one, and an ugly one. But he is never going to date either not because he only wants the pretty one, but because this doesn't happen in the workplace unless you're shit hot.

Get real female friends, no coworkers. That was my flaw, i was kissless virgin until age 29. The problem was I thought i was repulsive since 18yo, i was 5'4 skinny latino, didn't even try talking to girls. At 29 i lowered my standards to crap and decided to speak to a 2/10 girl on okcupid. We became friends but ultimately i just wanted sex. She used me and only wanted my money (still no kiss and no sex, but at least i had what i thought was a friend).

Through her i met a 9/10 girl, friended her on facebook, and she asked if 2/10 and i were going out on the weekend. I told her no we werent, but that i had an olivegarden gift card and asked if she wanted to have dinner. She said yes, and i bought the gift card. A year and a half later im married to her and we both unfriended 2/10 girl. Been married 3 years now.

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>>688625528
I know, I feel bad for myself too.

>>688625694
Tried that, didn't work.

Not OP here, but I figured I'm too much of an awkward idiot to relate to chicks. Or something, I dunno. All I do know is girls don't really like me, or at least not many have, actually.

>>688625893
why do people spend money on virtual reality porn if they could just fuck some prostitutes? I mean its legal in all over europe so, give it a try or man up, but vr porn is pathetic

>>688621211
same boat, I don't even feel like I want it that bad..

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>>688628765
>>688628764
>>688628480
>>688628735

>>688628480
eat just a bit less, do some situps.
and drink water instead of coke and in the long run you will make some improvements.
good luck bro

>>688628735
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Can't fool me, anon. Look, I've tried that building up of social circles. It doesn't work, especially not if they don't invite you to other functions with more of their friends where you can meet more people. It just doesn't work.

>>688628898
do you think this is attractive or more attractive than a real woman?

because if yes okay cool for you.

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>>688629263
Yea. It's pretty attractive. When my would poop in front of me that was pretty hot too.
I loved it when her shits were gassy and loud.

>>688628735
cool for you mate.
is your relationship working?

I wish you a happy life.

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>>688628853
Not into scat, sorry bro.

>>688621211
24y/o KV as well. I kinda stopped trying awhile ago though I'm still on online dating. It's all bullshit.

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>>688629490
when my ex would poop*

>>688629490
ok

>>688628853
My bad man. I meant this faggot>>688628898

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>>688629657
Pissing is pretty hot too.

>>>/trash/ is a pretty good board. Had a good scat thread a few weeks ago.

>>688629843
>faggot
That's really rude Anon..

>>688617468
How do you know how it feels in reality if you never tried it.

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>>688619349
I see plenty of potential


Also stop being a fag

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>>688629626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF1mpV0sejs

kek

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>>688630254
Gassy and loud shits are the best shits.
When the left stains on the toilet bowl was pretty hot too.

>>688617227
Consider the statistics. Every human to have ever existed has had sex at least once. Now if you actually beat the system and get out of it, that's more of an achievement than anything else. Go for the skill cape bruh, get that 99 wizard level

>>688619349
stop blaming your mediocre looks for what's most likely just pure autism.

>>688628764
Try again until you hit jackpot i guess. Maybe i was lucky to get it on the first try. On facebook, i have about 100 friends, 4 female. In real life, 0 good friends, plus a few coworkers who go out every weekend and dont care to invite me. It makes me think im not a very likeable person, but i ask my wife every fucking day if she loves me, if she likes me, and if she is happy. Everytime she says yes.

>>688619349
Cut your hair, get clothes that are not brown and id fuck the living shit out of you.

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>>688630569
Stop being mean to him!!

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>>688630688
>>688630569

A) confidence
B) knowing your audience
C) don't shoot for the moon

Not me I lost my virginity at 24 felt great. I broke up with her because I'm controlling and we still have casual sex as friends. Might smash next week.

>>688617733
True. Passed up a lot of butterfaces

I honestly don't even know where to start, probably why nothing has happened, who knows maybe one day

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>>688630890
>we still have casual sex as friends. Might smash next week.

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>>688630620
>wife
>mfw

In all seriousness, dating is... unpleasant, or at least attempting to date fucking sucks. I *know* there's something wrong with me, there has to be. Even when I've faked the shit outta my confidence I get nowhere. Even when I've tried just being calm and collected and just chill... nothing. Nothing works and I'm at a point where I'm close to giving up but something tells me to keep looking.

And another thing, I hate my sex drive. I hate it so much that if I could rip that part outta my brain, I think I'd be much better for it.

>20 years old q
>gotten plenty of pussy
>not super attractive
People say that I'm charming but I'm really just manipulative and convincing

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>>688631567

never kissed a girl myself, but when i used to work security for concerts i had girls hang off me and kiss my neck from behind the barricades between the stage. I'm fat and ugly as fuck, with thin hair and no personality. I feel like I'm getting pretty close to just finding some ugly whore on backpage to pay and fuck

>>688630640
probably a guy

>>688617227
worthless trash, reporting in!

>>688630569
This guy is 200% right your looks are not whats holding you back. Its your terrible and autistic personality.

>>688619349
... the fuck?
You could clean up and be a dude in no time flat.

Your face screams a little weight loss, a little muscle gain, and a pair of handle bars (biker goatee). You would have women pouring over you.

Come on, faggot. Man up.

>inb4 depression, autism, or other shit
No... no excuses permitted. Don't throw away potential.

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>>688629209
I didnt get imvited to anything. I invited.
I met 9/10 at the mall while shopping with 2/10. Next day i asked 2/10 to invite 9/10 and another chick to museum because it would be fun. 9/10 came and exchanged facebooks

>>688629540
See >>688630620
And thanks!

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>>688632120
>When chad thinks the things he does works for legit ugly people.

This is also coming from an ugly faggot who faps to scat, piss, vomit and feet.

>>688628480
You got bright eyes. I think you know what you need to do to get women.

My advice:
• Shave, including your head (and back).
• Put all of those cooking implements behind you to use. You can change your diet and lob off 100# easy. Get tips from YouTube.
• Get some good shirts, and wear them. Big guys (me included) look way better when the gut is hidden behind some fashion.

>>688632365
Oh believe me, I tried that too. Inviting people, I mean. I invited people to hangout downtown once, nobody replied. Rode the train by myself instead and since then I never bothered inviting anyone to anything ever again.

It's just bullshit, tbh, anon.

I am sex

>>688632390
Ugly is the attitude.

There is a reason there is no ugly rich men.

lame

I'm kind of glad i'm a virgin, considering that I'm not 18 yet.

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>>688633139
Would you drink her liquid shit?

drugs feel better than sex ever will. Start doing drugs man..

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>>688634636
Pooping in panties feels pretty good too.

>>688617227
what even are prostitutes I must be getting trolled so fucking hard right now the most obvious solution to the most pathetic problem in all of time

>>688636029
THEY'RE FUCKING ILLEGAL IN AMERICA

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>>688617227
Here feel like that but I so want kids so sucks

>>688636568
so is speeding anybody who's owned a car has broken 10 over

>>688637361
you don't go to jail for speeding one time

theoretically i could hit up a slut on backpages and meet her and without even getting my dick out i could go to fucking jail if it was a sting

>>688617615
>Most of the girls I've fucked range from 4-6.75/10

Anything below average isn't even worth fucking. I don't care how much of a neckbear that makes me sound like. It's the truth. Women literally only have looks. They don't even make decent wives anymore. They literally are nothing but a fuck hole that should at least be pretty if they are going to be so worthless.

>>688637793
somebody got bullied in middle school

>>688637635
jail is also a big whoop. and yet another way to lose virginity. I don't see the problem here.

>>688619349
You are not to bad, just begins acquiring some habits... Shave more often and brush your teeth, start walking around some blocks in morning, I see in the photo you have a coke... Don't go turky, just gradually drink less that shit makes your mouth stink and turn your teeth yellow.... And so many times,

Come on anon! You can do it :) It is never to late, we are with you

>>688637793
virgin detected

>>688628480
Lose the weight while you are still young enough that's it's easy. See a dietician and hit the gym. U will be alpha manmeat before u know it!!

honestly op i've seen people look worse than you pull girls 5,6, and maybe 7's. The thing really is confidence. I recently decided to shave my head bald since i was losing my hair dramatically this year and i still managed to pull a cute ass girl from tinder. Only problem is i have erectile dysfunction so i can't even have sex. But for you don't use tinder since it is all look based anyways. You need to learn pickup and no better way than watching youtube videos and than trying it for yourself

sure you live your life thinking that if you could just have sex, everything will change and you will be happy. Then you realize that after you have sex nothing is different and you are just as miserable as before.

>getting closer to 40
>still no gf
>still virgin

im just too nice ;_;

>>688638403
it's not even the fact that it's a virgin that makes it pathetic. it's such a whiny little piece of shit. how do "people" like this even get raised

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>>688638403
Yeah because you guys would fuck pic related right?

STFU faggots and die.

If I fucked an ass of a guy does that count me as a virgin still?

>>688638714
Parents raising their kids with unrealistic expectations that get shattered on first contact with reality, then the kids getting bitter about it.

>>688638637
damn that sucks, just watch the 40 year old virgin and mimic what he does in that one scene where he questions all her questions

>>688619349
Get a hairdresser/barber to fix them fucked up eyebrows, would be a good start

>>688617615
Only a virgin would have an elaborate system to grade chicks with a 6.75/10. So you sre full of shit

>>688618713
Sounds like you need to vote for Bernie.
Maybe he will give you free sex.

>>688639337
there are no good barbers/hairdressers in southeast idaho

>>688639337
yeah for real for one stop looking so fucking miserable. Get a decent haircut and wash your hair, that shit looks oily as fuck.Shave face to look clean, but some new clothes and start approaching women. Just be confident but it is easier said than done, i can't talk to women irl but luckily i had gotten to fuck girls due to webcam sites

You're not ugly bro. I wouldn't say you're an Adonis but you could get pussy if you tried. Shave, get a haircut, and get out there. Don't "look" for a girl. Just chill with friends and be comfortable with yourself. Gain confidence. The girls just sort of come. Also, work out if you want to increase your chances. Eat better too, the usual bullshit people say. It works. And don't be an apologetic pussy. If a girl doesn't like you, it's whatever man. There's more women out there.

i've had sex plenty of times. good sex too that i enjoyed. i still want to kill myself. so keep pretending that there's gonna be something that'll fix your life

>>688617227
OP Im gonna white knight this one out for you, Hope you pay attention:

Your not really that bad looking; there are much uglier much fatter dudes out there that have wet dicks so your physical apperance isnt the problem but you do need a tune up.
a) Shave those face pubes off or grow a full hipster beard but either way get that scraggly cloak of invisibility off you face this will be an instant chr+.
b) Shower and smell good; Okay so you feel like shit about yourself and Prob don't care too much about hygiene but again.. cleanliness is godliness instant cha++

Next get on a dating site, cause you apparently need to learn how to speak to women correctly, women are objects not people.. stop thinking of them as equals.
This will make the next step easier.

Then have Coffee dates with said women from said dating sites; this may not lead to sex but it is good practice in dealing with women socially.. You'll learn about pretending to be interested.

Okay so you dont look like a /b/ regular anymore and your not placing every woman you meet on the god Tier; Add alcohol.. Yes Really.. I admite when i was younger I knew how to deal with sluts and talked a good talk but i could never seal the deal and go from tuching and feeling to raw fucking, this is where booze comes in.. WOmen love to fuck, its biological imperative; infact everything the modern woman does is geared towards getting stuffed, makeup,fashion,running,dieting ect.. Basicly all women are sluts and walk through life pretending they arnt thinking about COCK ALL THE TIME. when they are drunk they stop pretending and are staright up trolling for cock.

Finally SEAL THE DEAL.. Let me introduce you to the best think you'll ever learn.. its called the rub.. DOnt wait for your lady to look longingly at you and say "gee OP your aswome in every was please have sex with me" she might be aching for the dick but she wont say so.. The rick here is to RUB HER PUSSY THROUGH HER CLOTHES.... REALLY!!!

>>688639934
also a piece of shit; this advice will get you nowhere.

>>688639934
>this nigga dropping the straight truth

OP is too dumb to listen but this is the only good advice in the whole thread

>>688639934
too long literally did not read laugh out loud

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>>688629490

I lived with this cute metal chick for a little while. We never dated, but we'd fuck when bored. She would get claustrophobic when in our bathroom because it was tiny and the lighting was dim, so she would always shit with the door open. She'd ask me to stand at the door and talk to her sometimes as she pooped just for extra security. Sometimes she would get excited over her wipes and like to show me the toilet paper afterward. It was weird, but I went with it. Sometimes shed stick fingers in her ass and have me smell her fingers just to show me "my asshole smells like X today" or "check it out, it doesn't smell at all!" Shed send me pics of her shits a bunch and once when she shit her panties she sent me a picture of them. She brought them home and wrapped them as a present and gave them to me as a joke.

Sounds like she'd be a perfect match for you. I have some pics on my computer. I'll post some if i can dig it out (currently boxed up since I'm in the process of moving)

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>>688640488
>I have some pics on my computer. I'll post some if i can dig it out
Since you rolled dubs, you have to now.

I'll be waiting.

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>>688640488
bumping for my fapping sake.

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>>688640197
Hows that 1Meter tall anime love doll treating you Fag?.
No, No, NO.. Your right;
make sure you have gross ass cum stained face pubes and smell like a septic tank, Girls love that.
Also Fedora, Buy a fedora for every day of the week and never ever leave the house without it,
greet all women wit "hello 'me lady" or similar and constantly repeat to them that they are a goddess and you are unworthy of their love.

okay so you smell back and your a gentle sir;.. this is working out well, onto the real next step:

Never ever practice talking to women so that when you do meet someone your interested in, or god forbid you'll freeze instantly and vomit all over your cum stained MLP PJs or preferably into your greasy Fedora: Instant Cha++

Also if your shy you should Never ever drink around women, its a proven fact when women drink their vaginas vanish and they join convents, cause like booze never got anyone laid.
And NEVER EVER touch a woman in a sexual way when you have been clearly invited through body language, always restrict all contact to fist or elbow bumps, Fedora tips all the while being careful to avoid eye contact at all costs.
Bonus Cha if you look down at your MLP slippers and mumble .
Perfect; Now you can be a 40 year old kissless virginWeeb !!

>>688620268
Went with a decent 7.75/10.
We danced pretty sexually. Cool music, fun people. I was into festivals and raves back then and my school was full of chill kids who poped pills and partied.
Good friends with her ex bf.
Didn't have a way home cuz the prom was in some villa in the mountains.
Date gets ride home from some chick.
I'm like fuck how am I getting home.
Dates ex is like me and some peeps have a party bus that's taking us to a mansion party.
Get on bus.
Realize half the bus is childhood class mates other have I used to sell Pills to.
Everyone's like Awhh yeah Anons here!
We go to mansion, girl on bus is like lol this is one of my parents mansions and they are in Europe lol
Dates ex brought a fat bag of ecstasy more then enough to get 30+ people high as fuck.
We are in master bathroom dealing out lines of X for 5 bucks a pop.
Literally a line out of the room down the hall.
Do X till the sun comes up.
Get picked up buy friends mom.
She's like how was it?
We said ehhhh ok.

>>688641938
>Everyone's like Awhh yeah Anons here!
Sounds like /b's kinda party

>>688640878

Digging computer out now, also gotta set up router but trying to hurry before 404

>>688640488
Anon pls post if you can..

>>688619349
Man. Just shave. Trim your eyebrows just a little. Take a shower - try to smell good.
And most important: get out of your house once a week or more and smile.

That's it. You'll get pussy

>>688643067
Thanks m8. You're doing all this..
I'll be waiting.

>>688617227
it's overrated

>>688643067
Bumping for Anon and his shit images.

>>688617227
not me!

there is nothing better than blowing your load inside a girls pussy

i cannot describe how beyond how smooth and soft it feels.... yet tight and responding to every one of your movements

holy fuck pussy feels amazing

cumming in pussy is even greater

>>688642713
Awhh yeah man shit was cash all night.

I thought that for years. Than at 20 I basically just went "fuck it", asked a girl out, got laid and got a gf
It could happen to you

>>688643067
Bumping.

I wish I could post more images myself. But i have none on my phone. Plus I must sleep soon.

>>688620268
>had sex at 16
>never went to prom or any HS dances

>>688643067
Bumpin again

>>688644390
how long have you frequented this site?

not memeing btw, serious question

>>688644645
For many years Anon. Mostly spend my time on r9k, /a/, /c/ & /g/

Why?

>>688638976
Not the point retard

op here

i'm not feeling well

put a gun to my head so many times, what can i do to make myself pull the fucking trigger already /b/?

>>688645781

By remembering the fact you'll never get laid?

>>688624742
Maybe stop benching, you're obviously not doing it right. Or just work at less intensity. Or keep benching and taking every other year off for rehab.

>>688624742
Bro nobody gives a fuck about powerlifting just lose weight you fat ass.

>>688638976
You sure cry like a virgin

>>688645884
yeah nvm im on the wrong thread i guess

>>688619349
Make sure you always have that expression when talking to people you fucking retard, it will get you places

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>>688618713
Yo man I'm REALLY curious to see what this threshold is. Pic for science

>>688618912
Someone get this fucker a prostitute

>>688646647
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