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The Misadventures of BASED CHAD on Tinder - 2 THIRSTY GIRLS EDITION
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The Misadventures of BASED CHAD on Tinder - 2 THIRSTY GIRLS EDITION

Old thread (>>688597721) is approaching 300.
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>>688605598

OP post her photos
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I cant fucking believe you
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>>688605598
You're a god, man.

You are the based OP.
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>>688605598
WHAT A FUCKING MADMAN
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>>688605598
Based fucking Chad, you absolute tinder madman.
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>>688605598
tl;dr of previous threads, OP has captured our hearts and the hearts of many women.
I love you OP.
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>>688605829
not OP, i'm just making the threads for him

because he's on his phone
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>>688605598
Toasting an epic bread
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Jonathan Vazquez is a nigger cock loving fuck boi!
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This is better than nigger jim at the cat's meow
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grate
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Reposting this...sigh...will I ever find the one...
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>>688605598
PLEASE for the love of every god ever thought of, someone save all of these, archive this shit, and we will make BASED CHAD A FUCKING 4CHAN LEGEND
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We all knew the day would come. Jizz on their faces OP. DELIVER KEKS
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>>688606077
OP. Please never change.
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>>688606077
Post her profile
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>>688606147
How fucking new are you?
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We are all witnessing the evolution of Carl the cuck into Carl the absolute savage.

Songs will be written about his conquests.

Godspeed you legend.
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>>688606077
dear diary: today OP was a cool guy
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>>688606077
is she even fat? she looks fine in that picture
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>>688606077
A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
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>>688606077
Photos OP lets go
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>>688606077
Best op ever!
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>>688606077
I want you in my ass you MADMAN
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>688606254
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>>688605935
it's like it's 2005
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Op you became the 4chan leyend
pls fucking save this thread
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Fuck I wish tinder was around 5 years ago, before I put a bun in the oven.
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now was she actually fat tho

post her profile OP
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ikr if someone is putting this on r/4chan put me in the cröp
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>>688606270
It would ruin it. We must indulge in the masquerades of the faceless OP
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>>688606241
Not very, been on for maybe 5 years, but this is the first and only thread I've ever cried laughing from, this man is seriously the one to rule them all.
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Fine, next pic I will post her fatness for you all...
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Hail God emperor Carl, bringer of BTFO's and keks
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>>688606506
YES
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OP and his girlfriend are fucking with Tinder hoes.. it's the only explanation... it's gotta be.
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>>688606506
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>688606506
OOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPP NOOOOOOOO
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>>688606254
And she goes to the gym
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>>688606077
Checked and Blessed.

Toasting to Brilliant Madman
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>>688606506
fucking bitch doesnt know what she wants
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>>688606506
WHY
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>>688606506
op...
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Based is a stupid fucking slang word. I hear 16-18 year old swag fags using that word and I cringe every time. Maybe I'm just getting old
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How can this man be more based?
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>>688606506
she'd still fuck you OP, she just thinks she's playing hard to get.
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The one on the left
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>>688606506
So they say op.. So they say
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>>688606506
That bicht dosen´t even deserve to be with you OP move on
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>>688606837
Maybe you're just a faggot
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>>688606506
This is epic, my sides are no where to be seen
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>>688606506
From alpha right back to beta in 1 text, fucking GOLD
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>>688606506
Fuck her show us Cheyenne
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>>688606861
ohhhh shi... she really is fat : (
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>>688606861
Damn.. She's a proper G O R I L L A
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>>688606861
shes YUUUUUGE
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>>688606861
Cute face. She isn't fat per se
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>>688606861
>handicap seats in the background

no fucking surprise there
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>>688606930
bruh...>>688606861
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>>688606982
I agree, I'd still pound her
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>>688606861
So? You should have fucked her
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>>688606861
I'd hit that
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>Beta
>Alpha

BUZZ WORDS
BUZZ WORDS
BUZZ WORDS
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>>688606982
No not at all, just a fucking land whale.
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>>688606861
damn are woman good at hiding what they look like
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>>688606861
I'd hit it.
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>>688606894
I just don't get it. Based? Why is that good?
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>>688606861
Oh you aren't joking. Good call, you madman
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>>688606861
I'd fuck both of them. Fat chicks give head like they're starving and your dick is a big mac.
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>>688606861
She's not fat, I'd fuck her any day m8
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>>688607126
RULE OF THUMB OP if you can't see her collar bone, shes fat.
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>>688607126
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=myspace%20angle
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Jonathan Vazquez If you are reading this, I love you man. Please be with me
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Opie what fake pics are you using for your profile?
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>>688606861
She looks like she has flopping milk bags too
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>>688606982
how ugly are you?
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M A D C H A D
A
D
C
H
A
D
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>>688606861
OUT OUT OUT
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OP please let us see you.
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Maybe I could have gotten a bj to be honest...
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how hot are you op
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Op there is a lack of quality posts ITT pls fix
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>>688607377
TRIGGERED
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>>688607377
"so be honest, how much do you weigh... since you asked for my height"
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>>688607377
She didn't unmatch you. Salvage it then completely destroy her
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>>688607377
>Carl the cuck
More like Carl the compromiser
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>>688607377
fat is a trigger word for fat chicks

now you know
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>>688607377
Whats with the awesome op's tonight
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>>688607377
ok fat girl
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>>688607377
"I was just kidding baby, I love you"
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>>688607377
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>>688607377
Jesus christ, Chad
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>>688607502
YES!
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>>688607377
The absolute madman
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>>688607599
LOL
you've activated my trap card

my sides
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>>688607502
do this OP
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>>688606861
Jesus christ that posture

No way she wasn't lying about going to the gym
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this all started with beta op now he be alpha beta
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>>688606506
:( Winky frowny face

because, like

I'm sad but... you get it?
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She'll be back OP, they always come back.
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>>688607502
I am kinda sjw but I got to say, op must ask for this
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>>688607377
say this.

Sorry babe I am a virgin and got nervous when it seemed like you may be interested.
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>>688607233
Answer the dubs
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>>688607377
op! get her number.
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>>688607817
roll
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>>688607888
Answer the trips!
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>>688607817
Rolllllll
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>>688607888
Got trips telling you to answer my dubs.... do it Opie
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>>688607535
>cock-it-up Carl
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>>688607888
Honor the trips
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I HAVE TO GET THIS
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>>688607999
Goddamn
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>>688607999
Dude..
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>>688608016
kek
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>>688607999
WTF MORE TRIPS HOLY SHIT
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>>688608016
Post her pics, she looks hot and not land whale status
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>>688607888
>>688607999
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>>688608016
Smooth
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>>688607999
Holy fuck I got dubs then trips then trips. I'm now mad Chad fuck yea
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>>688608016
dammit op
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Why won't you fucks post the previous screenshots.... I don't like being left out
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>>688608016
OP don't show your weakness!
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>>688608016
Post pics
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>>688608016
Dayum! From the small pic, I agree!
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>>688608016
Damn she's hot. Make us proud OP
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>>688608016
GL OP
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>>688608016
GO OP GO
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>>688608016
simmer down chad, you gonna blow it
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I love this thread.

I meet girls on Tinder who say friends only or only here to talk. GET THE FUCK OFF TINDER! You don't need to hookup but you should be looking to date at least and put out. Otherwise fucking go to Christainmingle or some shit. Want friends? Meet them IRL not an app where half the dudes send you dick pics. You don't want friends. You want to attention whore.
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>>688608016
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>>688607999
hooooory shiiiiiet
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dubs and I release 5 more
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>>688608169
shut it
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>>688608292
No
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so Britt, I can see by the clinched face you have you rarely suck dick and have never had anal...right?
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>>688608016
No wonder some white girls go for black guys. Making white guys look so smooth
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>>688608292
rolling for chink butt
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I want a daily based Chad thread
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>>688608292
reroll
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this whole fucking thread

btw i just got here, is there any more gold from the thread before this that you anons have saved?
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ITT: I done lost my shit are we dead
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Just posting this so that you faggots know I'm not a false prophet. Now show me the fake profile pic you use Opie!
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>>688608016
I've never got why people do these threads. Wasting potential hot fucks to humor trap loving faggots. I really doubt the people who do these threads have so many matches they can afford to waste the good ones either. This shit is fake or these people making these threads are moronic and throwing away good pussy.
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>>688608292
Nice ass.
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>>688608367
roll
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>>688608292
Rolling.
Lemme see some slant
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>>688608472
clearly a virgin who doesn't realise pussy isn't everything
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>>688608465
Kys
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>>688608292
>>688608422
do it
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>>688608223
theyre lying because theyre afraid of being called a slut.
stop being faggy beta cuck
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>>688608515
God damn you better not fuck this one up
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>>688608515
Meh
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>>688608508
moar of her?
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>>688608292
Rolling
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>>688608223
They just said that to not come off as a whore. See as men, we don't give two shits about being open on who we would fuck. Girls(the non super sluts) will put off fucking just to not seem like a slut. You'll get the just friends thing for the first week to month and then boom, all of a sudden you're fucking. I don't get women sometimes. If you wanna fuck just say so, don't add any fillers to it to not seem like a slut GOD.
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>>688608472
OP is giving us entertainment and you're complaining? Get the fuck out of here you ungrateful bitch.
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>>688608515
Oh fuck yes I would destroy that all night
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>>688608515
looks sort of manly
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>>688608515
just from that fucking bio i know she's a whore
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>>688605598
Is this on tinder?
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>>688608292
How u know her
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>>688608465
no one cares, friend
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>>688608472

I live in a city where blacks do fucking poorly on Tinder. I'm mixed. Got 33 matches. I deleted 5 of them though. I'm talking to girls IRL since Tinder fucking sucks. Maybe I'll do one of these threads. I have some throw away matches to work with.
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>>688608575
You mad at these gets boi?
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>>688608472
definetely the latter, if you were here from the beggining he's gone through about 6 girls by now
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>>688608575
are you op?
a fake profile pic?
insecure with your looks?
it all meks sense now doesnt it op....
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>>688608599
winrar
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>>688608684
No you would not.
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>>688608515
checkmate
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Now I'm horny again
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>>688608292
>>688608422
Winrar
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>>688608472
bruh you a brony or sum shit forrill doe
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>>688608839
pls respond i have autismo
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>>688608609


Doesn't matter. If you're not upfront with me and admit interest I won't talk to you. Just how I work. I don't play.
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>>688608872
Probably one of those fedorafags
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>>688608839
Extra points for honesty
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Guess I'm just gonna keep getting trips....
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>>688608930
Do this
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>>688608292
Rolling for more Asian ass
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>>688608930
kek
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She's 31
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>>688608515
>outgrown dyed hair

gross tbh
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>>688608872
its "dough" not "doe", obviously not a real gangster...
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>>688609036
Not today faggot
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>>688608732
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do you have a brother?
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>>688608839
BUT Y U THRO AWAY GUD POOSY?!?
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>>688609081
OH SHITTTT
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>>688609113
im getting trips faggot
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>>688608940
youre a fucking beta faggot
A really bad case
I can sense it over text
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>>688609033
Someone in last thread told him to say that last line
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>>688609081
Nah save this one op
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>>688609081
Aw no she seems sweet
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>>688609151
To much makeup
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>>688608778
You mean the prior? I really doubt these are dudes using real profiles throwing away perfectly good matches.
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>>688608665

See:

>>688608940


I don't do that. I'm brutally direct. I'm not gonna play a game where they may or may not be lying about intentions for a month before meeting them. I'm gonna move on right away and find one who's with the program from day 1.
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>>688608472
Fucking beta. I have close to 1000 matches and I've only been using Tinder a few months.
I have a pic of just me. A decent selfie.
A pic of myself and my dog. Crucial for s successful tinder. Dogs are brownie points.
A picture of me and friends at the beach with out my shirt so she can see the tattoos. Mirror selfies are a no go. That shit is desperation.
And a pic of me next to my truck.

my bio says " where's my girl?"

That shit is literally a formula for success. Bios don't have to be all crazy.

Alpha Male checking out.
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>>688609081
OH DAMN
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>>688609081
you are quick
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>>688608472
Salt
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>>688609180
Got not getting friendo
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>>688609081
I have never fucked a MILF..let's do this
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>>688609113
Damn breaux... hurtful
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>>688609180
try again, faggot
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>>688608940
Jesus christ. I bet $4000 you have a gay ass profile pic.
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>>688609151
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>>688609186

I'm meeting a girl Friday and fucking another one Thursday.

Try harder.
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get us nudes op
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>>688609151
You got her nudes, m8?
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>>688609081
van a vietnamese name i thnk
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>>688608472
Not everyone places pussy above everything else in their life.
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>>688609084
^^^ Has never seen a twat irl
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>>688609338
dubs you send nudes
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Is op the most handsome motherfucker alive?
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Trips thread
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Why won't she answer???
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>>688609358
thats not how the week goes fagget
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>>688609444
>>688609444
Friendo
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>>688609444
My third trips this thread niggers. Bow to me
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>>688609444
thread has reached magical status
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>>688609330

It's a pic of me at the beach shirtless near a waterfall.
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>>688609413
His fake tinder profile pic is
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>>688609444
lmaoooooooooooo
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OP POST MOAR

this is more captivating than writing my final research paper that I need to graduate.....its due tomorrow
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>>688609447
She's a slag anyway. Don't worry OP
>>688609444
shit well called
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>>688609447
you fucked up dude rip
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>>688609447
Nice
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>>688609081
Post pics
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>>688609528
Prove it.
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>>688609444
get out
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>>688609259
Shit you must get laid like constantly. Holy smokes anon you're really smart. Shoot how can I be like you? If I suck your dick will you tell me your secrets? 10/10 bio. Keep it up!
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>>688609259
>Alpha Male checking out.
and I almost believed you
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>>688609487

It is if you're me.
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>>688609555
Trips ahoy!
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>>688609447
tell her you have autismo
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>>688609259
Muh truck yeah ahm a rayl cuntry boy cuz ah gots a pickup an lock jaysun Aldean! I bet your tatoos are tribal tats, your name, or some bullshit quote too. Fucking faggot you aren't alpha you're a wannabe.
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>>688609571
Go take care of business. 4chan isn't going anywhere
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>>688609444
>>>
lmao
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>>688609600
Take your vagisil already
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>>688609407
<projecting
vpointing arrows in the wrong direction
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>>688609447
cause shes fat, OP I want to buy you a beer, you in the NY area by any chance?
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>>688609635
Even after the truck thing? Thats where he lost me
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>>688607888
>>688607999
>>688609444
Trip trips. WITNESS ME
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Here we are on OKcupid territory...
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>>688609720
Fuck off
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>>688609733
Share vagisil with based anon
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New thread soon
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>>688609752
I'm upstate NY, I'd like a 30 rack please
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>>688609635
poor sap sketti'd all over himself
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>>688609447
Drop it nigga and keep whatever dignity you have.
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>>688609819
GTFO faggot
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>>688609752
>wut are timezones
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>>688609625
No it's the truth. If you're in the service. 1 pic of yourself in uniform Maximum. Don't over do it.
One uniform pic alone usually reels them in.

Anymore questions for an Alpha?
Btw. I got laid a ton when I first started using tinder but I found this one chicks who's based as fuck. Calls people cucks in public for mentioning Burning Sandals.

Alpha Male US Marine Checking out.
Rah.
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