Waifu claiming thread.Claim your Waifu/HusbandoNo stealing (unless trips or more)No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjQxhOXco_k
Claimed
>>688552533
I really do like her voice, character seems kinda one dimensional but that's to be expected from these shows.
>>688552779
>just a bit latter your tonking about the existance of life
See that's where I just continue fapping.
>>688553051
Beautiful.
>>688552639
Stop it
I have a knife
still here
>>688552921
Bye bye, have fun!
>Assuming Mizore
>>688553176
For real though, Retake is probably the best fan created thing related to evangelion, period.
And I used to be an editor on EVA Geeks. I know my evangelion.
Milinda claim
>>688552517
Kek true.
>>688552639
Nope. No full gear. Just normal uniform and being outside doing heavy lifting from 5am till 10pm.
>>688553050
So Chara
We gunna fuck or..
>>688553332
Use it to kys cus one off
>>688553176
Best eyes
>>688553176
whats the name of Akiko's anime
>>688553112
>>688552783
If I did rape someone, and they only locked me up for as long as they did, it'd be criminal. I won't say what I was locked up for, but I did say a while back that my legal troubles were unrelated to 3 things:
>Anything sexual
>Drugs/Alcohol
>Vehicular
>>688553332
That's not a knife, this is a knife.
>>688553606
I know and was being serious about will read it, but it does look very long.
Aye there
>>688553050
>grill
Rory-sama claimed
>>688553795
Tax evasion.
>>688553749
Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai Yo Ne
Commonly just called OniiAi.
>>688553741
Not dead.
Internet being shit.
Love you.
>>688553795
Fraud.
>>688553667
We ain't gonna fuck. I'm sticking my knife in you, not my wiener
>>688553741
Heya Yuuko
>>688553799
that's not a knife, either, it's a bastard between a japanese weeb sword and a knife. That's a knife
>>688553795
>>688553976
Scratch that, it wasn't vehicular, but I think I may of said theft instead.
>Tax evasion
Nope, although I don't remember the last time I did my taxes? I think I have a guy who handles that for me... but I can't remember.
>>688553982
alright thanks Shiki
>>688553741
Yuuko.
>>688553790
faggot
>>688554106
A kitchen knife maybe
'sup chaps.
Had a good day?
>>688554071
Oh that's great to hear.
Sorry for your untimely problems.
Come back to me soon <3
>>688554106
Hello spooky.
>>688554248
mugi
>>688554106
Dubs Chara get
>>688554366
Good as it gets.
>>688553332
>
No. Stop me
>>688553625
Oh damn dude. On the bright side, youll be used to the heat sooner right?
>>688553667
You know chara wants it
>>688554366
Sup Fluffy.
It's been a day. Good or bad is debatable.
>>688553741
Your eyes aren't terrible either.
>>688553799
It's really not, It's just about 6 vol. of content, starting from 1-3 then vol.0 and vol.4 and the Retake After.
Either way it's lovely, for more than one reason, if you catch my drift.
>>688554399
real Yuuko
>>688554399
Nanas ignoring me on purpose.
Wat do?
>>688554106
Watch your grammer m80
Also i already am undressed and laying down, lubed up
>>688554071
Well that answers that for me.
>>688554328
Yes. That's what I consider a knife! A stainless steel knife is the best for most things.
Cutting up veggies
Cutting meat open
Cutting open humans
Sliting their throats
You knwo the drill
>>688554399
How was your day my good friend?
>>688554534
>
>>688554610
no you're not.
>>688554653
I am going to murder you.
There, correct grammar
>>688554653
Forgot pic
Shizuru get!
>If trips, Sachi get
>>688554071
Handy-dandy?
>>688554837
it was a joke fam
>>688554976
I wish.
Sadly not.
>>688554837
>not noticing I spelled grammar wrong
>>688554092
I'd lump fraud together with theft. So, no.
>>688554587
They are definitely unique.
>>688554610
Hello there.
Are you mai?
>>688554633
He enjoys talking to other tomos.
Fake post as one
>>688554837
It was very productive.
I moved many things and did a lot of chores.
You?
Talk to your qt yet?
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>688554534
I wish. This is that shit that no human should have to endure...
>>688555025
>i know
>>688555106
I-I-I ain't a native speaker! I'm allowed to overread that!
>>688555177
Wrote some more applications today and no, haven't talked with him yet. Don't feel like it anyway.
It was a productive day for me too though
Akiko claimed
Looks like I triggered the K-On weebs
>>688554248
moogster
Alright, Ill claim for real.
>>688555375
Kyouko
>>688555399
Sounds like you're bond to get at least one offer back.
>>688555450
moo
>>688555425
akiko
>>688554837
If you want love, someone besides me is offering~
>>688555090
Aw
>>688555272
Can I call you mama bear?
>>688555371
I think people over the middle east feel the same with the heat when the sun is at its zenith...
>>688554875
>QuickMemo
Sauce?
>>688555425
What have you seem to have done now?
>>688555758
bound*
>>688555425
>triggered
lol what
>>688555570
yo
>>688555758
Fluffy Hair.
>>688554837
Until it very quckly turns doll or hits any bones and chips to hell and back.
>>688555399
Overlook deez nuts pl1x
>>688555272
10/10 would fuck over and over again
>Mi Liu
>>688555836
>when you hitting it from under the covers and she goes all fishy on you
>>688555761
Because she's big and curvy?
Other than that, sure.
>>688555425
I do enjoy these Overwatch shops.
>>688555761
I prefer mama seaport.
>>688555991
Is it good as always Seaport?
>>688556166
Always.
>>688556155
I read the filename in his voice.
>>688555925
Well, having a knife too sharp for combat is a liability anyway. Hacking with a knife is bad and stupid.
>>688554837
>knife
>
>Rory-sama
L is claimed
>>688555991
And strong I bet!
Yay!
>>688556166
Mama bear!
>>688556376
Elegant
>>688556298
Damn you. Now I really want to hear Bosch give that speech.
>>688555758
That's what I thought too when I wrote more!
But it will happen. It has too
>>688555761
Offering what? Your guts? I'll take them any day. Let me just open you up!
>>688555925
>be stainless steel knife
>turn into doll
Whaddafuck
>>688555947
>flirting with someone else again
You really have a deathwish!
>>688556376
It looks cheap
Like one of the knifes I can pick up everywhere for 20 bucks...
But I like knifes...
>>688556507
cancer
>>688555969
gave me a chuckle
>>688556655
dub dub dub dubs
:drool:
>>688556655
>>be stainless steel knife
>>turn into doll
>Whaddafuck
I may have misunderstood Undertale
>>688556655
>Them gets
Hnggggg
>>688556655
Before cutting anyone open chara, look at that get
>>688556655
As long as you kill me
Nao
Snuggle tiem!
>>688555758
Yuuko.
Nice to see you as always.
>>688556155
>
He wasn't thinking. He was NEVER EVER THINKING. He's the same autistic moron who wasted dubs just to yell in a random thread "pali checked" without further explanation. Mai had aspergers like every other shitposting primitive.
He was an Austalian(mongoloid) piece of shit who was seeking attention. He was too lazy to finish his OC projects and stay the fuck in /int/ where he belonged.
If he truly wanted to make /b/ great again then he would have started with /s/fur, then trap threads, then those dirty scummy YLYL then cringe threads and then finally go for /waifu/ and hope the elites dont maul you and rip you off.
He would have been much better off trying to ally with the spidey poster against loli threads. /b/ didn't give a shit themselves and would have enjoyed kicking lolis ass.
If anything he should have been happy just with claiming. What the hell was he thinking about intercepting /waifu/? /waifu/ was a trap all along. /b/ gets touchy when you steal anime from it.
>>688556655
Its cheap because its a standard cooks knife. $30 AUD but its lasted me 8 years so far with little to no damage.
>checked the quad-dubs
>>688556554
By far my favourite knife.
>I have 2 weeb knives
>maintenance on them is hell
>>688557201
It's a thread.
>>688557201
>more copypasta
....
>>688557274
Rory! Rory! Rory! Guess what!
>>688557201
>making /b/ great again
>great
>again
>by spamming and shitposting
>>688557201
>not including america
lol
>>688557063
its Karen's house
>>688556777
nice trips though mugi
>>688556920
You probably didn't heh
>>688556977
dubs too
>>688557010
Oh my, so many dubs
L E G E N D A R Y
>>688557037
ugh, fine, snuggle to celebrate my get
>>688557274
That's what I thought. We also have a cheap bread knife but it cuts better than the expensive one made from stainless steel
I love it!
And knifes in general are awesome.
>>688557581
that's not lurking
>>688557103
>KyoukoCree
I keked.
>>688557630
Mine is still made from stainless.
>worldwide quality from Swiss knifemakers
>feels good man
>>688557598
>whoa there
What?
claimed
>>688557797
Are you a boy or a girl?
Genuinely_Curious_Dr_Oak.jpg
>>688557630
Shhh no one needs to know that I'm here.
>>688557201
This is exactly the kind of post i'd expect from mai.
>>688557581
nano
>>688558056
Looky what came in the mail!
>Makoto
>>688555758
Yuuko
>>688555769
Just some random shops here and there
If you want one I can hook you up
>>688555836
Hush, little caterpillar
>>688556155
I'm glad you do. It feels good getting some recognition
>>688558056
hmm... how do you call the knifes then which are made out of one piece of steel?
>>688558172
Vigil is a girl
Vigil anon is a guy
>>688558248
then you shouldn't have posted a lurk nano
>>688558172
Dio confirmed that Vigil has benis
>>688557103
>
>>688557274
Weeb knives? Dude it look hard to keep sharpened
>>688557581
Robit
>>688557630
:D
>>688558289
>high intensity discharge system
So it's a dildo with an ejaculation function?
>>688558364
...Don't make fun of how I make fun..
>>688558479
>Robit
I..have no idea what you're talking about
>>688558284
Hi yuuko!
What is a good waifu meme?
OP is my waifu... notice me...
>>688558703
I'm sorry, let's keep you running
>turns your key
>>688558928
There are a few i like that are never posted ever.
>yuuko
>>688558928
You're waifu a shit
>>688558289
Damn. Plan on blinding people as you ride by then?
>>688558364
Every knife ever? I think you mean the expensive Damascus steel knives.
>>688558479
Its pretty blunt right now, I do need to give it a good grind.
Weeb knife = expensive knife ($300+) designed to be used for slicing meat and vegetables. Well balanced, but a pain to keep in good condition.
>>688558928
mugi why
>>688558320
im alright with this
>>688558309
why
>>688559072
Damn straight I do!
But nah, I ended up deciding on the 6k color rather than the 8k after all. No point in getting the blue tint on a bike where I only have one light to show me the road.
>Movie editor still won't work, even on my beast of a desktop
Fuck this shit, I'm going back to WMM.
>>688558309
Shop this however it pleases you.
>>688559072
mmh... no, I don't think so, I meant those
>>688559357
10/10
>>688559434
Not an overwatch character though.
>Shiro
>>688558284
Real Stocking was here for a bit btw.
Also, did
>his
Internet return already?
>>688559550
there we go
>>688559550
We did Mugi, we're what the kids are caling "may mays"
>>688558364
>Vigil is a girl
>>688559918
Really can you blame him for having a hard time with genders?
>>688558172
Clearly a guy.
>>688558703
It's how dr. Zoidberg pronounces robot
>>688559072
That it would be a small little katana
>>688559918
Hawt
.
Yall need me ill be doing non fapping g stuff
>>688559918
>>688560072
Yeah, really, I wouldn't mind either
>>688559878
>>688559713
>>688559550
Topmeme
>Made gif for Mugi
>>688559649
It did. Right as yours went out his went back on.
>>688560072
Kek
>>688560422
>anon-waifu
>shipping
>tfw
>>688560499
yes
>>688559459
I hate using those. The handle feels wrong and its so unbalanced due to the weight of the handle. But most knife blades are made of a single piece of metal anyway.
>>688559420
>blaze it
Yeah, I had to change my running lamp when I had a blowout at 4:30 am on my way to work.
>I had just gotten onto the dark part of the highway
>100 kph in the dark because oncoming traffic is scary as fuck
>>688560213
http://www.yaxell.co.jp/global/index.html
I own 2 of these weeb knives.
>Japanese cannot make sturdy knives
>>688560422
Looks like shiro is doing it too
>smug
Claimed
>>688560688
>bad at this
>>688554633
Ruri? That you?
If so I wasn't doing it on purpose.
Usually I'll skim threads when lurking, looking for you and a maybe some others, and when I'm actively posting I tend to only reply to those who quote me.
If I overlooked you I am sorry! I blame the no picture!
Sup? Killin it in twilight princess right nao. I want pizza
>>688560422
>>688560675
I hope this makes up for all the foot rape.
>>688560922
this is where i am. Frickin wind
>>688560782
Nice taste, akatsuki
>>688560883
Terrible ex-anon-waifu
Shame on you.
>>688560688
I dislike the bread knife from those, the other ones are actually rather decent. The edge doesn't bend and it's really sturdy. Even the smallest one.
Apparently my grandma (the other one, not the dying one) has a whole set of those in a suitcase which she doesn't need. She'd gift it to me if I'm moving out.
>>688561169
Roses are red
Violets are violet
I will rape you with a rake.
>>688561049
i think it does
>>688560978
she never flat out said she liked girls ;^)
>>688560675
is meme-shipping allowed?
>>688560700
doing it?
>>688560978
so mugi is lesbian?
>>688561429
Which end?
>>688560688
It's not dual lights? Just a single bulb?
>On my CBR, if my main light blows, I can switch on the high beam till I can replace it
>Same deal with these HIDs
Also, got some footage comin up.
>>688560782
Wow wow
>>688561575
First one, then the other.
