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>>688542715
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways.
Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
man pussy
Man the pussy.
>>688543257
Sorry only boys have boipucci men have lewd manhole.
>>688543503
You know that the double 'c' makes a 'ch' sound, not a 'see' one, right?
Sweet sweet mangina
Requesting internal cumshots and creampies
>>688544528
Do you like ass to mouth? Stories? I also love being blown when I shit.
Ah yes. The elusive "Blumpkin".
>>688544838
Oh yes...
The worst sensation is when you're still horny but you're out of ammunition.
>>688546073
Request a supply drop
>>688546199
Need some zinc
Drink more milk, it'll make you cum more.
>>688546410
Eat some nuts, those have zink in them
>>688547399
is that really the cause of my immense emission
I dont believe that one bit
>>688547590
Funny how you can eat nuts to refill your nutz.
>>688547830
You drink a lot of milk?
>>688547913
an enormous amount
>>688547963
Do you ever drink it when your bf is gone and pretend its his milk?
>>688548099
i drink it all the time and i've never pretended it is semen
>>688547913
That's voodoo science, u need to go 48 hours without eating that's the secret
>>688548147
I would ask what is preferable, but that's a silly question.
>>688548147
I drink 0 milk and I also cum a lot
I can get to 2 meters if im horny enough
this thread is aids
>>688548453
do you take supplements?
>>688548456
All gays have AIDS
>>688548453
2 meters pffff nothing to brag about
>>688548652
He means he can fill a swimming pool two meters high.
>>688548610
nothing
I eat bad and less than I should
I dont drink as much water as I should
it all started when I started taking pills for my depression but I stopped and I still cum a lot
>>688548652
>>688548770
yeah I meant square meters
>>688548770
Well in that case bump to the supplement question, can supplements really help?
>>688549106
yea, i didn't really cum too much until i took a round of l-arginine, zinc, and lecithin for a while, but now i still shoot a lot even without them
>>688549199
Zinc and water
>>688549106
Day 3 nothing but vodka black coffee and cigarettes, lost 8 pounds and proud, u don't eat bad fam
>>688549303
How noticeable was it?
>>688549478
quite. i didn't take measurements or anything, but i shoot probably close to a shot glass worth of jizz
>>688549722
wow, sounds fun.
>>688549330
Thx so much, anything other supplement recommendations for a femboy? I only know spearmint tea and tofu:(
>>688549759
>bacon
I have to decline
g-gross
>>688549831
it's a lot. i have to be careful too cause i can get it in my hair really easily.
>>688549403
day 3 too nothing but pot, coffee and a sandwich yesterday
I gave up today and cooked something
why do you do it anon?
im personally to lazy to buy made or uncooked food so I just wait until I really have to eat
>>688549514
So dope I'm tryna make it across the room
>>688549934
I would have a defiant problem with that.
>>688549722
Dear god... I need to go think about that and touch myself
>>688550113
just aim the dick directly at the chest
>>688550176
w-wait no stop
>>688549937
I have no self esteem I live for cock now lol I am 6"2 like some freak so I need to make it to 125lbs to feel cute, also my slp jeans when I'm above 130 are revolting like a poorly made sausage
>>688550308
I really dont get it on myself when I do fap.
>>688550776
makin toilet babies?
It's really odd how these threads are the only ones I c without regurgitated content, who is drawing all this? Is furry pictures really a huge scene? Is straight as popular?
gay people are cooler, that's why
>>688551888
people are drawing all this.
>>688551888
>are the only ones I c without regurgitated content
lurk these for a few months and you'll have seen every picture several times
>>688551888
Furry stuff is surprisingly pretty popular. I myself might not dress or identify as a furry or have any interest in the persona aspects of it, but god damn it if the artwork isn't hot as fuck.
>>688551685
That or sink.
>>688551992
U guys have a good eye for quality control I'm sure a lot r garbage being generated, oh except for op pic with the beer gut raccoon haha
>>688551992
>>688551992
U guys have a good eye for quality control I'm sure a lot r garbage being generated, oh except for op pic with the beer gut raccoon haha
>>688551888
>>688552425
Yeah, I would come here for fresh content a few years back.
>>688552425
Youd b surprised/unsettled how many of ur convos I been Eve dropping I been here some time lol
>>688552763
I like lean, athletic men, so my furry porn tastes reflect that.
Also girlyboys
Best furfag picture I ever saw.
>>688553124
>eve dropping
>>688552478
I wish I had known there were the non autistic type like u guys I would have appreciated sooner
>>688553124
>>688553430
Probably underage
get money
>>688553460
I still love my gay porn (whether it's Yaoi or actual actors in videos). Gay furry shit is just the closet kink that I happen to enjoy from time-to-time.
>>688553430
Sry I'm not so much illiterate as piss drunk
i think demos is subtweeting me
give me your twitter
fuckface
>>688553460
>non austistic
>>688553561
Excuse me I'm drunk and doing blow ok I'm 23 I will carefully watch my spelling from now on mom
>>688553931
seduce me in 140 characters or less you filthy slut
>>688553923
You're forgiven. This time.
>>688553931
>>688554011
>>688554031
>>688554087
random samefag?
I could be
give me your god damn twitter
>>688553838
Thank good for that South Park episode ignited my love affair with yaoi
omg
dom please calm
>>688554264
stinky buthol
i definitely had a non-insignificant crush on Stan Marsh many years ago
>>688554175
I can type fine when im drunk, step up nigga.
only i am allowed to tweet eisen
>>688554140
I don't understand why but u guys r seem a whole lot better adjusted and fun then the chad meathead friends I'm with irl
>>688555051
That's because we are retarded shutins.
>both of my qts in the same thread
eisen my hypothesis about the captcha was correct
you PIMP
did you fix it
waiuting for eisens twitter
fuck i put a dot on that cap
oops
i hope you are patient
why do you refuse this
>>688555037
More Nick!
my twitter is sacred
would you like my phone number instead
>>688556104
succ me
actually no i wouldnt give that out either
>>688555230
Who is this other qt?
nick is love
>>688556381
is that so :^)
>>688556562
well i did a couple times but
i want a phone number
just to say i have it
that's lame
>>688556942
I can be the meme fox too
I mean
i MIGHT do stuff with it
>>688544838
who the fuck made this.
>>688557422
absolutely not.
So how come u guys never make yaoi threads? I don't understand
because shota threads are superior
also because >>>/y/
>>688557998
I don't understand your thought process.
>>688557998
Because there is literally an entire board for that.
>>688557766
Quadruple dubs don't lie.
Now, I need a name. A link to a gallery/collection.
>>688557766
i'm not even a memer, and i'm checkin this
>>688558474
no lol too bad loser
>>688558474
King Crimson
>>688556300
K~
>>688558474
Calm your boipucci
You're all bunch of faggots get out of my class.
shut up nibi
>>688558993
Y-you too...
Lol, you cant make me.
>>688558895
That quote Jesus I'm lonely belongs in feel thread
>>688559610
>Being lonely
Let's settle it after class, behind the school I'll see you there faggot.
hi snufkin poster
>>688559856
What's your secret to getting a cute bf?
>>688561079
Pfffffffffft
>Implying
requesting some dick hiding. bonus points if embarrassed
eisen talk to me
Hello Matsu poster
demos give me eisens' twitter so i can follow him
wtf
red dildo or blue dildo?
Do NOT give him eisens' twitter.
>>688561804
hello i am eisen
his twitter is mine
it's like a badge of honor
>>688562761
You take the blue dildo, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red dildo, you get to find out how deep your rabbit hole goes.
i'm utterly disgusted with how you are treating me in this, eisen.
>>688563485
Yes, suffer. SUFFER!@!!!!@!#!
so what are you faggots up to?
work
Just, fapping all day.
>>688563485
sorry lol
>>688563778
nothing much, just doing eisen things
Gimme a black dog with floppy ears
work sucks
fapping all day sucks
not even sure what eisen things are like
what kinda eisen things
>>688564402
mostly just not giving dom my twitter
>>688564700
i wanna watch things tonight cus ill be gone for the next couple days
im going to go do eisen things bye
>>688565064
then you should do it
>>688565188
yay
> Am become Hermit
> Live in rural county nowhere
> Any suggestions for meeting guys online?
> I mean for something substantial, not just booty
> Am become Kermit.
