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>>688524818
damn bro, i feel for you

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>>688524950
The top is thankfully normal

Cut off your dicks circulation with a string and then use a razor to cut the bridge

>>688524818
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>>688525009

cant this be corrected with another surgery?

>>688525178
I'd end up with skin tags if I did that
>>688525233
I've looked into it, I just don't have the money that I'd cost to correct this many skin bridges

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from the thumbnail I thought your head had been chopped off

>>688525178
this

>>688525233
I assume he lives in the US, the land of the free and the home of the better not get sick if you're poor.

>>688524818
Damn dude, it looks like the guy took off a good chunk of your head too. Thats gonna need surgery to fix. You might be better off just ditching that glans all together, it would relieve the tightness

>>688525233
asking this too, wouldnt easy cut remove it?

>>688524950
fuck, op im sure you could get a simple surgery to fix that. it would be worth every penny. you should look into it

>>688525560
This... Start a gofundme lol

>>688525386
so your doctor screwed this up and does not even have to correct it afterwards?

You Jewish OP?

>>688525708
Guess not, it happened when I was a baby and it's not exactly a complaint I brought up to my parents ever.

>>688524818
Hey dude! i got a worse history i think i can get a pic of my dick just for you to fell better wait for it, meanwhile here it is:

When i was 17 i having sex with my girlfriend, and well she broke my dick landing with her fat butt to hard, i was ashamed of telling anyone, so i let it pass in the hope that well, it was a normal thing.

Besides that my dick was ALWAYS crooked, that is around 45 ª, but after that accident it was like a freaking hinge.

So i jump out and told my dad, he said "well we must go to the doctor".

The doctor advice a procedure that is called "Peroyne Procedure" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j69WmNH_CcU

I had the procedure, but it went wrong... and now i cant have sex, i can get an erection but the "base" of my dick is fragile, so i cant have penetration of any kind, get sucked, nothing, imagine that if i get an erection inside my pants i will probably end up in an emergency room.

So i hope you fell better !!

i live a "normal" life without sex, i think of myself as a monk of some kind... i haven't had sex since i was 18, now im 30, so that train is LONG gone for me as you can imagine.

Use some good ole vodka and a hunter knife and post pics afterwards

>>688524818
if that is your dick, go to plastic surgeon.
i bet sex feels much better after that.

this is just sad ='I

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>>688525907
This is funny bait.

>>688525708
I wonder if OP could sue for something like that.

Hell, I wonder if I could sue for my mutiliation even though everything is "normal"

>>688524818
did you thank your parents yet? how about they pay for it?
seriously tho, i am sorry dude.

>>688526193
Hey not funny, is real, you are acting like all my old friends they tell me the same. "NAH" that can be true, is my own little hell you know? live like this... well, what can someone do other than laugh with you.

>>688525386

worth going to a surgeon for advice anyhow. might be cheaper than you think

>>688525907
dude, I'm almost 25 and didn't have sex at all and I am good looking with a normal dick just too introverted to get lucky. Hope that makes you feel better.

>>688526402
i think a dick pic was promised........ is this suppose to be crooked pre op pic or weak base post op?

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>>688526402
Pics with time stamp brokedick.

>>688525907
yksittäistapaus
i bet you did your surgery in africa. asian plastic surgeons know a lot about dick, because all trans =D i would trust them my dick more than any western surgeon(almost,asiaisbig etc)

>>688526536
yeah well its been such a long time for me since i had sex, i can masturbate and thats enough for me. but thanks man. About the "introvert" part, one think i kind of get because all my friends know about my problem, and i do have woman friends, is that they love sex, you just have to be around them for a while without getting obnoxious or dependent and you will end up in bed GL!

>>688526587
ok... well it looks like a normal dick... just the base under the pubes has a red line of some sort where another operation was made after, so i think it wont make no sense.

>>688524818
looks like those fake tranny dicks lol

>>688526775
Yes... in Honduras.. fuck me, i was young and stupid, and i did payed like 8000 dolars for it... the bad part is that there was no way i could tell the procedure was ok.. but after like 8 months it broke again for the last time, and it was too late etc etc. Fucking doctor, i dont even know his name, i wish i did so i could call him or something. and also, another thing he took from me around 5 cm of my length, fucking bastard...

>>688527060
I know, it's awful

>>688526520
I wouldn't even know where to have it looked at

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>>688527060
Kek, Frankenstein's dick. What a shitshow.

>>688526640
ok let me get an erection, but you wont find it not normal i think, let me see. I hope it wont 404 cause getting an erection for me is hard.

>>688527212
dude took two inches off? hahaha what the fuck?

>>688527508
yeah cause that video i posted is an actual more modern procedure, the one he did was on the base, mother fucker, monkey with medical title

>>688524818
all circumcisions are bad circumcisions. Why would anyone ever cut off a piece of their dick?

That's like cutting off your pinky toe so that you never risk stubbing it.

Kill your fucking mutilator.

I have a similar issue with a part of mine. For about 40 degrees around the rim, starting from the frenulum I have an attachment. I was circumcised years ago, and the attachment formed after a girl used her teeth a little too much during a BJ. I've been debating going to a doctor to have it sorted out, but tbh I am nervous. I can masturbate, but usually end up with blood blisters or slight tears. Sex is sometimes OK but the thought of the possibility of pain is off-putting.

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>>688527491
Here let me help with the erection, pic related.

>>688527831
yeah kill your parents for allowing this OP

>>688527759
I got a bad case of phimosis, so had little choice.

>>688528035
im trying dude searching for "blond petite xvideo etc" but cant get it...

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>>688524818
You poor bastard...

lel

>>688526834
alright, thanks, man. if I told anyone (even my friends) that I'm a virgin they would think I am joking and that kind of makes me feel a bit awkward. But hope you're right, maybe I just need to look like I care and socialise with them more.

why even do it. low iq or something?

>>688528116
Phimosis can almost always be cured by stretching or other exercises.

You got Jewed hard

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>>688525009
Clearly this is the effects of staying in the EU

>>688524818
Man I'd hate to be cut, seems like all negatives and no positives.

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>>688525009
gee, OP. I guess no one will want to mate with your mutilated cock.

Let's think...

How could this have been prevented?

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>>688524818
When hard, for reference sake

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>>688528558
It's......beautiful

>>688528558
How do skin bridges even form?

>>688527357
If you really care, look.

>>688528558
Well, you can tell people you're hung like a horse...

>>688524818
>learn the name of the doctor that perfomed this procdure
>wait outside his home before dawn
>when he exits his home shoot him again and again until you are certain of his demise
>exit the crime scene and drive to your parents
>shoot both parents
>surrender to the police willingly
>state how and why you committed your crimes
>become a hero and matryr to all mankind

>>688528116
It can be trained away.

>>688528754
Essentially when the raw wounds after a circumcision aren't properly dressed, the head gets attached to them and the skin heals on top of it

>>688527357
Anywhere that does reconstructive surgery, if not, they will know where.

This is about your dick op, it's worth asking around and being awkward to fix

>>688528558
shit, man, how much does it cost to chop it lose? Wouldn't healthcare system pay for the operation since it looks like it affects your body functioning, like as you said it is painful to get hard and sometimes you JUST get hard (looking at you, sunny morning) and it's harder to control erection if you don't masturbate regularly.

>>688528462
At the time, circumcision seemed like a good solution to the phimosis - and it was. For quite a few years it was fine, but I didn't know that you could form these attachments if there was some damage to the skin. I've worked at the attachments, and I have so far freed up about half of the glans, but it's taken many months.

>>688528558
nigga that dick head is upside down.
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>>688528558
Kek, dick looks like it has a stoma.

>>688528558
Lol, looks like a horse glans

>>688524818
Show it to your dad and guilt him into paying to get it corrected.

>>688529047
I always used to get them right before my stop on the bus from university, the stop there and the stop in my home town. This also happens whenever I'm on the bus now, but I don't study anymore. Can you explain this?

>>688525461
>supporting poverty who put themselves in this position

ye well if you're not a worthless nigger you have health insurance

the ones to blame is your parents.

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>>688528578
thanks for the advice but I enjoy life even without sex, of course would enjoy more with it, I guess.

>>688529194
That ship has sailed. He died of liver failure last October.

>>688524818
>It makes sex and masturbation, and even the mere act of getting an erection painful.
That's the aim of a circumcision silly.

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>>688525907
Here it is, there is well not much to see there, for me getting a full hard erection is almost impossible after so many years, but i am delivering.

>>688524818
Glad my parents didn't cut my dick as a baby. That's some dumb shit.

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Why the fuck is this shit not banned. Female circumcision, aka, female genital mutilation, is banned.

Why is male genital mutilation not banned.

>>688529489
I agree. That's why they call americans dumb

>>688524950
cut it
enjoy the pain.

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>>688529467

So something happened with the tendons that keep your dick in place? Why not look for a woman that can't have sex?

>>688528558
You gotta do some stretching exercises, loosen that skin up

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But look how clean it is!! You don't even have to wash it every couple of days. No wonder, Jews tell you that every girl likes circumcised

>>>/gif/8699349

>>688529347
Got into a fight with mine recently over my circ. Ended up punching my dad in the mouth and cutting all contact with those dumb fucks.

>>688528558
Jfc it looks like a woman´s head being pulled back by the hair when fucking in doggy style. Get a fucking surgery ASAP you madman

>>688524818
mine looks kind of like that, but a lot less severe. i didn't know there were others who had that. fortunately, it rarely ever causes me any pain.

>>688529830
That's really good that you stand up for what you think is right.

how does sex feel if you have been circumsized when older?Can anyone tell me the difference?Also,what do women enjoy more

>>688529531
Because Jews.

Baby foreskin is a very profitable market.

>>688529681
Well i had girlfriends this last years, but at the end well is not that easy, and is not about the "tendons" is more about the "cartilage" that surrounds the dick that is like a sponge, that didn't regenerated correctly in the base, and now well is just meat, so i can spin my dick upside down and twist it, it hurts and it swallows so i dont do it, cause every time is an emergency procedure.

Seriously torture the pedo doctor mutilator and cut this dick.

>>688529531

because in contrast to female "circumision" for for males it has, if done correctly, benefits like reducing sexually transmitted disease apart from the religion stuff

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>>688529245
some people like bitches with big ass, some people like bitches with big tits, maybe you just like buses

>>688529978
Also foreskin fajitas are very tasty.

>>688527978
>teeth

Jesus fucking fuck. How the fuck did you let that? I don't even know how that could.... what?

>>688530092
Why not just get tested or use condom?

>>688530092
But in turn...
The glans of the penis is drier, and the nerve endings aren't as sensitive as they could be!

Not to mention it looks weird, I mean, the foreskin has a reason for being on the body.

>>688530108
Kek I am not sexually attracted to buses.

I actually want to learn what causes this phenomenon.

>>688530371
They are called triggers, and not in the SJW sense. Your subconscious associates something you are experiencing with something you find erotic.

My post-natal doctor was drunk or something, I'm only half circumcised. I have half my foreskin on one side and an extremely tight circumcision on the other side with a huge circular scar to boot.

>>688527978
Nervous about what? Him laughing at your dick? Even if he was unprofessional and reckless enough to torment his patients, it´s very unlikely that you wouldn´t recieve medical help. Otherwise you can just royally sue the bastard for all he´s got and get someone else, more reasonable, to do it.

>>688530662
Like a German army helmet?

>>688530662
and they say'd there is nothing dangerous about no warnings at all

>>688530365
It is a bit strange that people think there are "benefits" to circumcision.

It is there 100% for a reason and this procedure should not be performed on people apart from exceptional circumstances.


The only benefits to being circumcised, ignoring exceptional circumstances, is if you're a lazy cunt and don't clean properly.

Being circumcised removes some of that responsibility.

>>688530722
Best comment

>>688528558
Do you know what that bump is, I have one just like it. I had it since I was a baby, do you know what it is?

>>688529976
http://www.norm.org/lost.html

Some older guys lose most if not all feeling, and it's been linked to erectile dysfunction as well. Start stretching to regain as much sensitivity as possible before it's too late.

A lot of dumb american cunts hate foreskin, but overall nobody gives a shit either way. Though intact dicks are proven to be more pleasurable for the woman as well.

>>688530092
This is only "true" because female circumcision has never been studied in a sterile environment. If they devoted as much time into studying female mutilation as they have with males, they would find a ton of benefits.

>>688528462
i have phimosis can i be cured by stretching? and how much time will it take

>>688530876
What bump?

>>688524818
find out who the doctor was who did the botched operation, and sue him for a life of confusion and misery. Also put in a little fix me up for your mini friend there.
sorry for your retarded dick /b/ro

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>>688530846
Yeah but.

Clean your fucking penis. If you're a man who's that lazy to clean their dick, then you deserve to burn in a fire.

Women deal with smeg shit too, and for the cunts out there who don't wash on a daily basis, yeah no they can burn in the fire too.

>>688528819
under rated.

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>>688531176
This one, Or am I retarded and am seeing things?

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>>688530934
There's no fucking benefits for cutting off parts of the anatomy off of a penis or a vulva.

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>>688528558
HAIL OH HAIL OH SUBMARINES

>>688531251
I've been trying, but I can't seem to find that information.

>>688530371
Actually, if I think about something sexy enough to start erection process, it becomes hard (no pun intended) for me to become flat again because of the movement I get while sitting in the bus. That usually happens on longer trips though and standing / walking somewhere helps.

>>688531395
That's not a bump, it'd s hole in the skin bridge

>>688531395
That's a hole. Kek

>>688530702
If you've ever had an op on your penis in adult life, you know it hurts like fuck, and takes months to get better. I was nervous it was going to hurt, and I have been putting it off. Actually, the same solution many share here for fixing phimosis - like stretching, creams and so on avoiding surgery are exactly what I have been trying to do with these attachments. I may be able to free them all with time, or I may have to resort to having surgery. Either way, not ideal.

ymmv

>>688531395
That looks like a pit...

>>688525770
And a faggot

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heres what my dick looks like when flaccid on the underside because of the scarring. don't circumcise drunk

>>688531152
Most likely. Do some research on it, but be careful not to be too forceful.

I have heard that onaholes can help too

>>688531407
Should have put that in quotes.

I mean the same way that doctors say there are benefits to chopping up baby dicks

>>688531531
OH SHIT, The lighting fucking made it look like a bump. Well then I'ma go drink some bleach

>>688531701
dam son

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>>688531442
OH HAIL OH HAIL
ARTILLERY

>>688531701
What the fuck is that? I looks like jabba the hut or a pile of shit.

>>688531701
where is the dick though? show from the top, anon

>>688531958
when i stretch out the skin it becomes pretty obvious what's wrong. i have a normal dick and then a huge fucking circumcision scar and then what's left of my foreskin is basically a flaming shipwreck

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>>688531395
There's a better image of it

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guys, I realised we are just sitting here talking about dicks...

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see
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>>688531958
>jabba the hut

fucking lost it man

>>688528558
Can be repaired easily. There are surgeons specialized in cock stuff, and that there is easy going for them.

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>>688531940
OH HAIL OH HAIL
THE INFANTRY

KING OF BATTLE
FOLLOW ME

>>688531763
Unless if you have phimosis or a condition where your penis will always be dirty despite your cleaning, then yeah. Get circumcised if it's that bad.

Otherwise, no, it's unneeded. Smegma is actually NEEDED biologically, it's what helps keep the foreskin from completely sticking onto the glans of the penis.

>>688532149
BAHAHHAHA !!

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>>688531940
Op what's the MHH on your peniscope?

here in pakistan all my muslims friends are circumcised and i haven't realky heard circumcision going wrong and there was a tradition here, only barbers circumcise kids chances of them doing something wrong was extremely low
too bad i was born a hindu in a muslim country and am suffering from phimosis because my family is fucking reckless

>>688531534
Well it´s hardly going to get better by just sitting there and waiting for something to happen.

>>688531701
Add googly eyes for a good Homer Simpson lookalike

Roughly how much does it cost to get this fixed in the UK?

I don't have skin bridges from shaft to glans but do have holes in the shaft skin.

Doesn't affect performance but it's not visually appealling.

>>688530092
>benefits like reducing sexually transmitted disease apart from the religion stuff
That's the only "benefit", and it only works in the same way that a women having her breasts removed would prevent breast cancer.

>>688531763
>>688532277
i read somewhere, before. starting to stretch you should use something called clatrimazole found in women side in pharmacy stores with a child syringe

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>>688525009
This looks painfull as fuck

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>>688532277
Anon please read more carefully. Of course all genital mutilation on babies is bad. I'm saying if they studied female circumcision in america, they would find tons of bullshit "benefits" like they have for male circs.

>>688532809
Fun fact, removing all baby girl breasts would prevent more disease and death than male circumcision does

>>688524818
how long has this been this way OP?

>>688533359
I never thought I'd ever see my dick shopped onto a submarine

>>688530008

I understand now. Fuck that must be tough. I hope you still get different joy out of life. Have you looked into prostate stimulation? That way you can still climax

>>688533585
Since whenever I was circumcised, so probably when I was born

>>688533359
>>688533597

look like there is a babies face in the big hole beneath the urethra

>>688525851
Wait. So the doctor didn't set appointments days/weeks after to assure proper healing?

its amazing after a lot of time i have seen /b/ with people actually helping each other and discussing in a thread
amen

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MISSILE ENABLE!
MISSILE AWAY!

>Putting sharp things near your dick
I shouldn't need to tell you that this is never a good idea.

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>>688525907
at least you're not a virgin like me

>>688533909
I honestly don't know, I have never been given exact answers

>>688534335
How old are you?

>>688534335
Oh come on, OP here, even with a fucked up dick like mine I managed to get laid. It hurts like hell every time, but it should be proof that it isn't difficult

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Bro dont even fucking talk.

>>688525851
just like me

my case is not nearly as severe as OP's, but im considering going (34 years after they mutilated my dick without authorization) and ask them to fix my "problem".
Wondering if I can also sue those mofos after all this time

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>>688524818
I'm not trolling here. I had the exact same condition, but mine was not from circumsicion. At the begging the skin bridge was wrapped 100% around my head, but I masturbated vigriously since the age of 7, at about 12 it broke loose completely. It took me 5 years of pulling and janking but slowly it came lose piece by piece, now it looks as if it had never been there. I wish I had some pics from when I started for reference but I don't. Just keep pulling, it will look raw and u will have to keep cleaning it as to not get an infection, but it will come lose eventually.
Stay strong, it was really scary during the procedure, it looked really bad a couple of times.

>>688525388
Ditto

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STAND CLEAR FIRING TUBE ONE! >>688534066
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>>688534795
That's just phimosis retard. Completely different

>>688532129
Your first thread?

>>688535026
Yeah, everyone has that as a kid.

Hey there is actually nice people on 4chan ! :) made me fell better- thanks brows.

>>688534795
as a young child the foreskin is natually fused to the head, it only starts to separate as the glans is more developed after quite a few years but before puberty
gj fucking up your dick tho

>>688535026
I can assure it was not just tight foreskin, it was STUCK to the shaft, just like OP, during the time i was pulling I developed bridges just as OP has atm. Im 24 now btw

>>688533359
It's a periscope, you fucknugget

Sue your parents for mutilating your dick.
Sue the doctor for mutilating your dick.

You're circumcised that means you're an american so you'll win millions in the suit and can pay a good doctor to fix your dick.

>>688533711
You mean sticking a bar in my dick or something? yeah well i can still masturbate, and there is a procedure i can get, i just dont have the money or the thrill to get it you know?

>>688533909
'murica!

>>688524818
this is fucked up stupid

i cant believe that The fucking USA still does this shit today just because to ruin your joy of fapping


http://www.historyofcircumcision.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=48&Itemid=0

>>688535543
OP here. My skin is physically attached to the head. It wouldn't just "fall off" the skin would have to be torn. And even then, my head would have massive skin tags.

I have something like that all over the top of my dick. It peels back a little.

>>688535026
It's not really even considered phimosis until you're like 13.

Foreskin isn't supposed to retract until around that age. They literally have to rip the skin from the babies glans in order to chop it off, shit's fucked

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some1 screenshoot it

>>688534335
Yes i lost my virginity around when i was 15... so i cant imagine what would it be to be 30 years or so and be a virgin, HEY! you can always get a job and pay for good looking bitches you know, those that charge 400 dollars etc, i mean just do it so you can take that monkey out of your back.

>>688527759
Dude...muthafuckin great point! Imma go cut off that fucking toe of mine so i dont stub that little bitch no more! That little rat bastard fucking mutant runt that tries to call itself a toe. As if it could even compare to the glory held in the big toe. Pshaw!

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>>688524818
>circumcising

haha idiots

>>688528558
Looks like a ghoul from fallout 4

>>688534959
This dude shooping the fucked up cock on stuff is killing me. Kek

>>688535842
Exactly, it has to be torn, which is what I did, not all in one go ofc. As I said it took 5 years. Before this thread I had no idea infants are born with foreskin attatched to the head. Why was this not taught during sexuall edu :S?

>>688524818
sue and get this fixed your parents are retards for not fixing this when you were a little kid

>>688536168
But....it is. Now I know you're trolling

>>688526213
If he lives in the US, then I guess he can. Because fuck, they sue for anything there.

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>this whole fucking thread
Dick looks like someone tossed acid on it

>>688524818
just sue them for some million because you cant have sex

>>688536278
I oughta sue you for spreading lies like that

>>688536285
Fucked up dick is fucked up, looks like something you could dig up in your backyard.

>>688534465
19 next week, unfortunately. I'll look back in years and will remember how i wasted my teens

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>>688524818

You've been royally shlomoed.

>>688524818
B-but women say it looks better.

>>688524818

Sweet fucking christ he didn't even try.

Alternatively you can just stop having sex if it causes you that much pain.

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>>688532129

Babby discovered the world of /b/

>>688536433
But it's true. And shit, do you know what's funny, like four years ago, I was eating a waffle at the Waffle House and I almost swallowed some sort of metal pin that could have ripped my throat. The waiter brought the manager over and he was scared as fuck over the fact that I could sue them over it.

Should have at least asked for free waffles for a lifetime, but I just got the meal for free.

First, why on earth you want to cut your penis ?

>>688535636
Holy shit ever heard of a snorkel mast?

>>688536702
The first girl who saw it said, and I quote "wow, your dick's really fucked up" and spent 10 minutes examining it before deciding she was going to continue having sex with me.

>>688530121
Kek

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>>688536855
you idiot. a free meal is bullshit, you should have gotten way more if what you're saying is true, but I guess you're from europe so it's kind of whatever I guess, but still though, that could have killed you and all you get is a free fucking meal

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chill guys, everyone in this thread know OP is a mutant-half jew

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>>688536147
Well thanks. I'm at work and using my phone.

>>688528558
I have never known such terror

Jesus dude, im so fucking sorry you had this barbaric shit done to you.

Can't imagine what thats like, but if I were you I would save up for reconstructive surgery and then probably beat the shit out of my parents for having such little respect for me as a human being.

Seriously.

Let's say if someone had quads, would you cut it OP?

>>688532111
You got a little pocket in there. U could hide some tic tacs in there. Offer them to strangers. Little do they know they would be eating dic tacs!

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>>688536982
>before deciding she was going to continue having sex with me.

This makes me happy.

>>688537319
kek

>>688537319
>dic tacs

If you weren't such a fucking massive faggot that joke could have been great.

>>688524818
You're such a puss. Get a razorblade and cut it yourself. I did it. No problems whatsoever.

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>>688524818
>>688524896
>>688524950
>>688525009
>>688534596
>>688534066
>>688533359
>>688532111

>>688536982
kek
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>>688535543
>fucking retard
I had the same thing and its nothing like OP.

>>688524818
See a doctor. This type of thing can be remedied with surgery. you might loose some sensitivity in the process but it will make you much more functional. Sorry about your luck bro.

>>688536007
I know, getting rid of the whole virgin thing should get me started. It's that first time that keeps me up at night

>>688537132
he didnt die, why should be feel entitled to more

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>>688536271
Who could be behind this post.

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>>688529331
>Attacking victims of a flawed healthcare system instead of the flawed healthcare system.

Are you 11?

>>688537182
Is that Earthworm Jim?
>my sides
>in orbit

>>688534795

That's physiological phimosis. It's normal. It gets unstuck by itself until age 17 or so, most of the times much earlier though.

>>688537427
And how would u have made it better oh wise one?

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>>688537779
SO THAT'S WHAT THE POCKET IS FOR

>>688537996
I could write a fucking 4000 word story about it.

I feel sorry for you.

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This entire thread is completely under rated. Someone archive this shit.

This isn't a bad circumcision, it's bad aftercare from your mom/dad. They failed you. They never bushed the skin bad, hence why it reattached in some areas. Also your doctor failed you at your checkups by not catching this. It easily could have been pushed back while you were young. Now it's heals and you need to get surgery. This is your parents/doctors fault not the surgeons

>>688524818
find the hospital and be a hero

Sue your parents nigger.

Include me in the screencap

>>688538167
No, sorry, that response suggests you wouldn't be able to make it better. Good try though, champ.

>>688538402
I'd rather not, the last thing I need is for pictures of my recognizable penis to be circulating the Internet after this thread dies

>>688525233
>cant this be corrected with another surgery?
Someone amputated about half the skin of his penis. No it can't be fucking corrected.

Holy fuck can someone cap this thread im a mobilefag

>>688538438
>This isn't a bad circumcision, it's bad aftercare from your mom/dad.
kill yourself jew. you dont know shit

>>688538709
Define irony

>>688538835
what?

>>688526213
>Hell, I wonder if I could sue for my mutiliation even though everything is "normal"
I wish I could afford a lawyer to sue the doctor and my parents for mutilating me. But I feel like I'd spend all my money and get shot down by some female judge ranting about white male privilege.

What a fucked up country.

>>688538565
Though I commend you for starting to speak properly, you should take it one step further than basic english. Saying I could do something doesn't mean I'm going to do something. You would also have no idea how could a story that doesn't exist would be. Have fun getting through highschool newfriend.

>>688538957
Lol maybe u should define it for the class then u would understand

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LETS HELP OP RAISE MONEY

>>688539054
This argument is about tic tacs inside a penis pocket, there is no proper way to do it

>>688539141
do you mean sarcasm?